"¿Que Es Mas Homo?" by W.B. Keckler

BACK AND FORTH: WINDOW AND MORNING T.V. Crows topping the dumpster, ringing the dumpster, raiding the dumpster.

Eating their curds and whey.

Eating this morning's omelet of scrambled eggs and condoms.

There's a framed poster of Tom Cruise with his pussy-eating smile, somebody leaned against the dumpster, his astronaut's twinkle. Ruins the view.

It's enough to make you sick.

The beautiful people, indeed.

It's enough to make you wish Marilyn Manson could come over for a whiskey breakfast and redecorate the place, redecorate your mind with a lighter shade of fuck it. What would he have to say, anyway? He's just a trailer park away from Jerry Springer.

"TRANNIE CAT FIGHTS" CNN in love with another war.

Hey, the crows are flapping off, screeching, carrying the unborn in a beak.

Cold condom. Where will they drop it?

I say a little prayer for the abortion picketers.