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dec.27, 2006-jan.10, 2007 vol.12 no.19 & 20

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INSIDE TRACK BY PETER FREYNE

news

An irreverent take on Vermont politics

Looking Back at the Stories from 2006:

Dateline Chris Graff

CONSUMER CORRESPONDENT BY KENNETH CLEAVER

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UVM Implements Divestment Strategy for Sudan-Friendly Companies

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Burlington’s Mayoral Election Spurs Others to Cast Their Votes with IRV

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Top 7 of 2006 YEAR’S END

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CLiF Notes BOOKS

The year in lists COMPILED BY CATHY RESMER

The Children’s Literacy Foundation recruits young bookies BY CATHY RESMER

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Times Names Fun Home No. 1 Book of 2006

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dec.27, 2006-jan.10, 2007 vol.12 no.19 & 20

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TAKE THIS OLD HOUSE I have lived in an apartment on North Street in a four-apartment house for 14 years because I cannot afford my own home or to live anywhere else. My landlord is a wonderful person who has tried to upgrade our home more than once, and has been put through the ringer each time because the house is designated a “historical� site [“Old North End Residents Decry ‘Historic’ Designation,� November 22]. The latest is replacing the windows. Our windows are either falling apart or are frozen shut. But the city won’t let them be replaced unless he jumps through hoops to get something that looks just like what’s already there. Those people should have to live in these apartments, with unsafe garages or windows that need repair, or siding that leaves you cold in the wintertime, and then maybe have something to say. Frankly, the sensibilities of people who live in their own homes who still have the freedom to renovate and upgrade as they please are now more important than the residents’ health and welfare and the owners’ investment and income. It’s not their property, it’s not their money, and it’s not their homes and living circumstances. What do you say we make them live in houses 80 to 120-plus years old that may have been renovated (maybe) 50-plus years ago, and take away some of their income, and lessen their property value, and see what they

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a team approach builds trust, fosters positive change, and reinforces accountability to the defendants who participate. We applaud Judge Crawford, the Chittenden State’s Attorney, and the public defenders for their support and their extra time and effort to support these individuals with a chance to build a better life for themselves. Legislators, take note: At a cost of less than $3000 per individual served, diverting people with mental illness from unnecessary incar-

ceration costs less than 10 cents on the dollar, compared to imprisonment. Perhaps it’s time to look at expanding this model to most of Vermont’s district court system. Thanks for shining a spotlight on this very promising practice. Larry Lewack BURLINGTON

Lewack is executive director of NAMI-Vermont. INNOCULATION COMMEMORATION It is very appropriate that a book

about the “end� of polio [“Viral Adventure,� December 13] should have a Vermont connection. It is in large part forgotten now that the first major epidemic outbreak of polio in the U.S. and the largest in the world at the time (132 cases) occurred in Vermont in the summer of 1894. This outbreak was investigated and described by Dr. Charles Caverly of the University of Vermont College of Medicine, and helped lead to the establishment of a research laboratory in connection

with the Rockefeller Institute of New York. Later, on January 4, 1956, this outbreak was memorialized in a nationally publicized ceremony with the dedication of a monument on the summit ridge of Mt. Mansfield attended by prominent celebrities and a survivor of the original epidemic. Sadly, when I visited this site, a short distance off the Long Trail, in September of 2005, the monument was languishing in disrepair . . . Perhaps at this time, close to the 50th anniversary of the development of the polio vaccine and the potential eradication of the disease, it would be appropriate to remember those Vermonters for whom the monument states: “From their suffering came the scientific progress leading to the control of poliomyelitis.� Greg Sharp, M.D. BURLINGTON

HALFWAY HELP I commend Seven Days for praising the new court system being introduced into Chittenden County’s Justice System. The population of mentally ill spoken of in the article [“A Kinder Court,� December 6] is indeed better suited for gentler proceedings. However, the population discussed is only a certain percentage of the patients the general public interacts with on a daily basis. Some of the patients that I work with every day are not eligible for this court

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VERMONT — At the end of December, the fields in the Intervale look barren, gray and desolate, giving a misleading conception for this low-lying floodplain along the Winooski River, one of Chittenden County’s most fertile growing areas. But just as Mother Nature gives, she also takes away — and this past spring, her timing couldn’t have been worse. As Seven Days reported in June [“Flood Waters Recede, But Crop Losses Remain,” June 7], farmers throughout Vermont suffered through the soggiest May on record, with some Intervale farmers canoeing over their newly planted crops. For many, the flood effectively set their planting season back to square one and took a sizeable chomp out of their net profits for the year. Statewide, farmers then struggled through a wetter-thannormal summer and fall, and had continuous trouble drying out crops, plowing fields and cutting hay. Chittenden and Franklin counties took some of the hardest hits, according to the U.S Department of Agriculture. But for dairy farms and livestock growers, the sharpest sting may be yet to come. With much of the state’s corn crop damaged — more than 1000 acres in Chittenden County alone — feed prices are high across the board. According to House Agriculture Committee Chair David Zuckerman (P–Burlington), feed and seed dealers are reporting more than $100 million in accounts receivable owed by farmers, an enormous figure for a state this size and “many times” higher than normal. “For many farms, they’re not going out of business because they can’t afford to pay off their debt if they do,” says Zuckerman. “That’s a pretty frightening scenario.”

For many farms, they’re not going out of business because they can’t afford to pay off their debt if they do. That’s a pretty frightening scenario. DAVID ZUCKERMAN

Zuckerman’s own Full Moon Farm in the Intervale flooded chest-deep in some fields, knocking about 50 percent off his net profits for the year. But the legislator-farmer says he feels luckier than most to be “in the black” for the year. In the coming weeks, the legislature and the governor will be working to scrounge up some $8.6 million in direct cash payments for Vermont’s dairy farmers, who are enduring the lowest prices for milk in decades. In fact, Vermont farmers are now being paid the exact same price for their milk, unadjusted for inflation, as they were getting 25 years ago. Moreover, relief from the feds

won’t come soon enough. Though the state’s $8.6 million in aid is “more than a drop in the bucket,” Zuckerman says it will barely make a dent in $50 million to $100 million that’s needed. A $54 million package of direct cash relief passed the U.S. Senate earlier this year, but the measure failed in the House and won’t likely come up again before spring. There is some good news on the local ag front: All the Intervale farms survived the year. One incubator farm — Spencer Blackwell and Jennifer Woodworth’s Intervale Bean and Grain Farm — are moving on to greener pastures in East Middlebury. �

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up 150 people or so out of 180 houses,” he says. Even little Westford has 50 members in its forum. “They don’t have a community newspaper there,” Wood-Lewis points out. “It seemed to fill a real need.” So far the former nonprofit executive has been doing everything on a volunteer basis, but he predicts that pretty soon, he’ll be looking for advertisers, particularly small, local businesses with minuscule advertising budgets. Wood-Lewis proudly notes that word about FPF has gotten out beyond the Green Mountains. In January, he’ll appear on a panel at Harvard University’s Berkman Center for Internet and Society. Chittenden County residents can get in on the community-building action at www.frontporch forum.com. �

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BURLINGTON — Following on the heels of Burlington’s successful experiment with instant runoff voting in its mayoral election last March [“Mayoral Balloting Seen as Model for U.S. Election Reform,” March 15], voters in four other municipalities around the country have since elected to give the system a try, according to the elections expert who helped the Queen City implement its new voting system. In November, three jurisdictions passed charter amendments, and a fourth passed an advisory referendum to adopt IRV, according to Caleb Kleppner, a consultant with Election Solutions of New Haven, Connecticut. Voters in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Oakland, California, and Pierce County, Washington, just south of Seattle, will adopt an IRV system for all countywide races starting in November 2008. The fourth city — Davis, California — passed an advisory referendum recommending that the city adopt IRV for its municipal elections. California law doesn’t allow cities to change their electoral procedures without first getting approval from the state legislature.

“In all of these places, the successful and well-received election in Burlington helped convince people that this wasn’t a crazy idea,” said Kleppner, who began working with Burlington about a year ago to help design the city’s voter-education campaign and test the software that tallied the results. “It’s something that really makes sense and works the way it’s described.” With IRV, voters rank their choice of candidates in order of preference. When the votes are tallied, if one candidate doesn’t receive more than 50 percent of the votes, the next choices of the bottom candidates are automatically reallocated to the two leading contenders until one of them receives a majority. Although critics warned that the new system might confuse some people, such as first-time voters and the elderly, those fears never materialized; according to Kleppner, 99.9 percent of Burlington voters cast a successful ballot. Burlington was only the second city in the nation to use IRV balloting on modern voting equipment. San Francisco was the first, in 2004.

Recently, the Vermont Secretary of State’s office has been compiling an “implementation report” exploring the feasibility of adopting IRV for some statewide races. Though Secretary of State Deb Markowitz hasn’t taken a public stand on IRV, she says it’s under serious consideration. “I’m on record for supporting the idea of majority elections, that it’s better for democracy when people are elected by majority vote,” Markowitz says. “Instant runoff voting is one way of reaching majority rule, and there are many benefits to it. And, there are also challenges to it.” It’s still unclear whether Vermont can change the way it elects its governor, lieutenant governor and treasurer without passing a constitutional amendment. Markowitz and the legislative counsel believe it can be done; the attorney general isn’t so sure. A constitutional amendment must pass two successive biennia of the legislature. The IRV implementation report is due to be presented to the legislature by the end of January. � 2x7-Windjammer110106.indd 1

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BURLINGTON — It’s been nearly four months since Shane Higgins has been able to make the halfhour trip from his home at the Starr Farm Nursing Center in Burlington to his registered medical marijuana caregiver in rural Chittenden County, and the effects are taking their toll. Higgins, 45, suffers from the advanced stages of multiple sclerosis, a condition that has withered his limbs, stolen much of his eyesight and confined him to a wheelchair. He speaks in slow, slurred sentences and fades in and out of lucidity. His spacedout demeanor is only partly due to the MS; mostly, it’s caused by the 14 to 17 prescription drugs he takes each day to control pain, seizures and muscle spasms. As Seven Days reported in May [“Smoked Out: Could the Feds Snuff Out a Vermonter’s Medical Marijuana?” May 24], Higgins is one of only a handful of Vermonters permitted to smoke cannabis to relieve the symptoms of his degenerative illness. Under the state’s medical marijuana law, people with multiple sclerosis, HIV/AIDS and those undergoing chemotherapy can get permission to use the herb, provided they register with the Department of Public Safety. However, due to a conflict between state and federal marijuana laws, Starr Farm Nursing Center won’t allow Higgins to keep marijuana in his private room or to smoke it anywhere on

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the-way location off the premises to “do what I gotta do.” “You’d think they’d have greater things to worry about [than] some poor man laying there suffering,” Willie says. “It’s an awful disease and wreaks havoc on his body.” A legislative remedy for Higgins isn’t likely anytime soon. This session, the legislature is expected to take up the issue of medical marijuana again, but primarily in order to expand the law’s coverage to other medical conditions and to revise the definition of a “mature plant.” According to Rep. Dave Zuckerman (P–Burlington) who helped champion the medical marijuana law two years ago, lawmakers are considering allowing medical pot patients to have more immature plants in production, so their SHANE HIGGINS supply doesn’t run out, forcing them to buy product on the police. Higgins possessed a the black market. Marijuana Registry ID card, but Zuckerman adds, however, the Burlington officer confiscat- that the legislature probably ed the joint anyway; no charges can’t do anything to fix Higgins’ were filed. dilemma — that is, the federal Higgins’ medical marijuana government’s unwillingness to caregiver “Willie” reported last recognize Vermont’s medical marweek that Higgins’ medical con- ijuana laws and alleviate the dition has deteriorated, and he’s nursing home’s legal concerns. “pretty much bedridden these In the meantime, Willie says days” and unable to leave home that this spring he and his wife for his twice-weekly cannabis intend to start Higgins on bee treatments. Instead, Willie now venom therapy, which has shown visits Higgins twice a week for to be beneficial to some MS about a half hour at a time. And, patients. “He wants to do that real since the nursing home hasn’t bad, but the nursing home says no eased its no-pot policy, Willie to that one, too,” Willie says. “Let must wheel Higgins to an out-of- them try and stop me.” �

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BURLINGTON — Finding affordable housing shouldn’t be a matter of wishful thinking or blind faith, say members of Vermont Interfaith Action (VIA), a federation of nine religious congregations representing some 2000 families in the Burlington area. As Seven Days reported in June [“Interfaith Coalition Presses City and UVM on Housing Crisis,” June 28], Burlington’s housing crisis doesn’t just affect seniors but spans the entire demographic spectrum — from children and low-income families to people being released from prison, from moderate-income workers employed in the downtown retail district to veterans and the disabled. A home is considered “affordable” if its residents spend no more than 30 percent of their household income on rent or mortgage. By that standard, about half of all Burlington residents live beyond their means — and the problem is getting worse. In 2005, Burlington’s shelters served 30 percent more clients than in the previous year, reflect-

ing an alarming upward trend in homelessness over the last five years. At the community forum in June, VIA laid out an ambitious agenda for tackling the city’s housing crunch. Since then, modest progress has been made on several fronts, according to VIA’s Julia Curry. For instance, the group had asked UVM to sponsor an updated study on students’ impact on the rental market. Since then, VIA representatives have met twice with UVM officials, and agreed to drop their request for an updated study. Instead, they’re exploring plans for the university to provide land on which a nonprofit developer can build new affordable housing units. No specific site has yet been designated. Also in June, VIA asked the city to tighten its Inclusionary Zoning (IZ) regulation, which allows developers to make cash payments in lieu of building a certain percentage of affordable housing units into their new construction. In recent months, that

proposal made progress in the City Council’s Community Development and Neighborhood Revitalization Committee, but “hit a speed bump” in the Planning Commission, which is currently in the midst of a major review of the city’s zoning ordinances. “If the proposed change to the IZ ordinance is absorbed into the zoning rewrite,” says Curry, “it will be stalled there for months.” VIA also asked the city to explore the possibility of building more affordable housing on two city-owned parking lots — at St. Paul and King streets and on Elmwood Avenue. Thus far, no proposal has been brought to the City Council. Finally, VIA has moved ahead on a “Yes in My Back Yard (YIMBY) Outreach Program” to generate community support for affordable housing. The group expects to have a visual presentation and fact sheet available for its congregations by February. Meanwhile, actually creating new affordable housing units remains an elusive goal. �

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BOLTON — This was a good year for Bolton cartoonist Alison Bechdel, creator of the long-running comic strip “Dykes to Watch Out For.â€? Seven Days profiled Bechdel on the cover last spring [“Life Drawing,â€? May 31] as she was poised to release Fun Home, her book-length graphic memoir. Since then, Bechdel’s account of growing up and coming out as a lesbian in the shadow of her closeted gay father has been widely praised in publications as diverse as People, USA Today and The New York Times Book Review. Last week, reliably mainstream Time magazine ranked Fun Home at the very top of its “Best Books of 2006â€? list. Yep, the comic book by Vermont’s premier lesbian cartoonist beat novels by Dave Eggars and Cormac McCarthy, and Lawrence Wright’s The Looming Tower: AlQaeda and the Road to 9/11, which came in at number two. Time’s write-up calls Fun Home “the unlikeliest literary success of 2006.â€? “Forget genre and sexual orientation,â€? it reads. “This is a masterpiece about two people who live in the same house but different worlds, and their mysterious debts to each other.â€? As the year draws to a close, Fun Home has turned up on a number of critics’ “Best Ofâ€? lists. The New York Times Book Review named it one of the year’s 100 notable books. Amazon.com put it in the top 50. Salon called it one of the best debuts of 2006, and the memoir made the top-10 list at New York Magazine and The Times of London. Bechdel is now at work on a new book proposal, and is no doubt trying to figure out how she’ll top all of this in 2007. ďż˝

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15], Seven Days reported that the vacant two-story building on the corner of La Fountain and Cedar streets in the Old North End was sold in a tax sale to Winston Jennison of

The campaign has reduced the number of “dangerous� and “blightful� buildings. of “dangerous� and “blightful� buildings, says Assistant City Attorney Gene Bergman. Burlington’s vacant buildings ordinance requires owners to apply for a quarterly permit, for which they pay a fee and submit to an inspection. In August 2005, the city identified 12 structures whose owners lacked permits and were behind on their fines. Several of those have since been demolished — including the Abare house in the Intervale, the Vermont Gas building on Riverside Avenue, the house at 280 North Winooski Avenue and the former Little Caesar’s on Shelburne Road. One of the buildings, at 76-78 Cherry Street, is being converted to housing for female offenders being released from state custody. The owners of other buildings have paid their fees and secured their permits. The ones who resisted have been prosecuted. Last month [“A New Owner for an Old North End Eyesore,� November

Johnson. After repeated warnings, Bergman charged former absentee owner Craig Lesage with six counts of violating the city’s ordinance. Lesage eventually pleaded guilty and was fined more than $2400. Jennison told Seven Days he planned to rehab the building and create housing; he’s hoping to sell it to Green Mountain Habitat For Humanity. But on November 29, a city inspection led to an order to demolish the building in 90 days, so whoever owns it will have to take it down by early March. Longtime Burlington resident George Munson was also on the noncompliant list. Munson owned the vacant historic house at 111 North Winooski Avenue. “George had a long series of violations that he had been ordered to correct,� says Bergman. The assistant city attorney filed multiple charges against Munson, and the landowner settled out of court. Munson was required to pay a $1000 fine, $2000 in back fees,

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tled Covering and uncovering the newsworthy stories that shaped a state — and influenced a nation. The book recounts the top political news stories of the last 30 years in the Green Mountains, as well as some forgotten details. Bet you never knew, for example, that when Jim Douglas first won elective office in Vermont, he was packing a Massachusetts driver’s license? The year was 1972. Douglas was a senior at Middlebury College and news director of the college radio station, WRMC-FM, and he was running for the Vermont House. Graff was also a Middlebury College student, and a fledgling reporter for WRMC. He writes about an early journalistic lesson learned: A few weeks before Election Day, Jim was involved in a minor car accident, which I seem to remember involved a logging truck. The local newspaper, The Addison Independent, ran a short item on the accident, listing the driver as James M. Douglas of East Longmeadow, Massachusetts. Apparently, the person at the paper covering the police log didn’t make the connection between the Jim Douglas involved in the fender bender and the Jim Douglas running for the state house — and neither did anyone else at the newspaper or in the campaign of Jim’s opponent, Democrat Roy Newton. Jim had established residency in Middlebury and registered to vote in the town, but

had not yet switched over his driver’s license from the Massachusetts town where he had grown up, a fact that could have hurt his campaign by reminding voters Jim was from out of state. I noticed the item in the paper and joked with Jim about it. That was the last time I buried the news. As my contacts expanded, I was quickly discovering how small a state Vermont is; I was beginning to realize that if I couldn’t bring myself to report the news completely because I knew the subject of my story, I wouldn’t make it very far as a journalist. As everybody knows, Graff did make it as a journalist — 34 years later, he’s one of the most distinguished journalists Vermonters have ever known. And, yes, folks, Ol’ Chris does write about the firing in the book, detailing his dramatic change of life that began at 9:30 a.m. on Monday, March 20, 2006: “Larry Laughlin, the AP’s bureau chief for Northern New England, handed me the letter that began, ‘This is to inform you that your employment at The Associated Press has been terminated effective immediately.’” According to Laughlin’s letter, Graff was fired for two reasons. One, he ran a “Sunshine Week” column on the Vermont AP wire about “freedom of the press” that was written by Patrick Leahy. The Senator had also written one in 2005 that was published without problem. The AP is a lead partner in “Sunshine Week” — a national initiative stressing the importance of open government — and AP’s national editors, writes Chris, “required the editors in each state bureau in 2005 and 2006 to develop a package of material to move on their state wires for newspapers to use during the week.” The second reason Laughlin noted for Graff ’s dismissal: that he had allowed Dave Gram, one of his distinguished underlings at the Montpelier bureau, to write a chapter in a Howard Dean book the Rutland Herald/Times Argus put out in 2003. Shocking. You thinking what we’re thinking? That there had to be some other reason Graff was let go? Chris had landed squarely in the spotlight several months earlier, when he courageously did something reporters rarely do: question the accuracy of another reporter’s facts. In January, Vermont District Court Judge Edward Cashman gave a creep named Mark Hulett 60 days in jail for sexually assaulting a young girl over four years. The judge did so, he said, because it was the only way to get someone the state classified as a “low-risk” offender into treatment. (Incidentally, the corrections department has since changed that policy; some give Cashman credit.) WCAX-TV’s ace crime reporter Brian Joyce jumped all over the sentence, reporting that Ol’ Cash had said

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her belief that journalists did not understand a woman’s style of campaigning and governing. Her feeling on the subject was so emphatic that sometimes we in the press were made to feel we were covering a governor not of a different gender but of a different species altogether. She repeatedly accused me of having no idea how to cover a woman. But things were different 20 years ago, and Graff acknowledges that “Straddlin’ Madeleine,” as we used to call her, was certainly correct in one respect — that a female governor was a novelty back then. At out-of-state meetings, Gov. Kunin’s male state-trooper guard was often mistakenly identified as the governor of Vermont. Graff has a fine chapter that rekindles memories of some turbulent days, titled “A Changing of the Guard: Snelling and Dean.” The “changing” happened on August 14, 1991. King Richard won re-election to the Fifth Floor in 1990, after Queen Madeleine decided three terms were enough. He defeated Democrat Peter Welch. Writes Graff: At the time of Snelling’s death, I likened the day to April 12, 1945, when President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s sudden death elevated Harry Truman to the Oval Office. Snelling had been a commanding figure on the state’s political landscape. Like Truman, Dean was an unknown. At the time, I grabbed the comparison primarily to evoke an image of dramatic change. Over the years, though, the Truman analogy stuck, and when Dean stepped down as governor, I wrote that the comparison held: Howard Dean was Vermont’s Harry Truman. Indeed. Despite his admiration for Dean, Graff does mention the incredible “blank” Ho-Ho drew when he was on C-SPAN with Brian Lamb in 1995. The National Governors Association was meeting in Burlington, and Lamb asked Dean the softball question, “What’s the state’s motto?” “I don’t know,” confessed Dean. “I think it’s Latin.” Actually, it’s English — “Freedom and Unity.” We all know what’s happened to Howard Dean since. He turned into a national political “rock star” as a Democratic presidential candidate. Graff covered the early days of that, but when his son Garrett Graff, fresh out of college, went to work at the Dean for America campaign press office in mid-2003, Chris’ AP bosses asked him to tell his son not to take the job. Writes the dad: However, I said that he was an adult and I would not stand in his way. The AP decided that I had a conflict of interest and ordered me to neither write nor edit any stories about the campaign. My decision was both painful and ironic . . . it meant that after spending almost twelve

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merely possess. Spore kits, which enable the purchaser to grow mushrooms at home, fall in a gray area — though spores don’t actually contain the proscribed chemicals, some states have made possession and/or cultivation of them a crime, too. To be sure, sanctions seemingly haven’t made much of a dent in illicit mushroom use. According to the National Household Surveys on Drug Abuse in the U.S., some 10 million Americans had tried psilocybin at least once in their lives as of 1997, making it the most popular hallucinogen after LSD. By 2002 that number had — dare I say it? — mushroomed to 18 million. In short, Malful, to whose concerns we now turn, you want to be careful when ’shroom hunting, since you risk not only the emergency room but jail. Not that the former is a trivial danger. While mushroom fatalities are uncommon — the North American Mycological Association tallied no more than 23 deaths between 1983 and 2004 — nonfatal poisoning is considerably less so, with nearly 2100 cases reported in humans during the same period. Mushroom toxins can lead to everything from an upset stomach to liver and kidney failure. At a minimum you should avoid the Amanita phalloides mushroom, responsible for about 95 percent of mushroom poisoning deaths. To the untutored eye A. phalloides looks like pretty much every other mushroom (it’s not conspicuously more phalloidal), so while one doesn’t want to be paranoid, I wouldn’t go nibbling on the first toadstool I spotted out back. Mushroom experts sternly advise positively identifying the species of any fungi you plan to consume. You could buy a guidebook, but a better idea is to join a mushroom-hunting club and tag along with someone who’s been at this awhile, caution being advised in any hobby where you could wind up stoned, indicted, sick or dead. CECIL ADAMS

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BURLINGTON — As international pressure mounts on the African nation of Sudan to end years of genocide against the people of Darfur, the University of Vermont is nearly fully divested of companies that support the Sudanese government in Khartoum. As Seven Days reported in April [“UVM Committee’s STAND: Divest Now,” April 26], UVM’s Committee on Socially Responsible Investing voted unanimously to recommend that the board of trustees adopt a “targeted divestment” policy, which involves severing all financial ties with companies that provide financial and/or military support to the Sudanese regime in Khartoum. Targeted divestment is generally aimed at the oil, energy, weapons and telecommunications sectors, but not at industries that benefit the civilian population. To date, more than 400,000 people have been killed and another 2.5 million displaced in more than three years of bloody conflict. Since the Sudan divestment movement began two years

ago, more than 30 colleges and six states around the country have restricted or eliminated their Sudan-related holdings. UVM’s divestment plan was largely inspired by the efforts of the campus group, Students Take Action Now: Darfur, led by thenseniors Jeffrey Skoldberg, a business major, and Achier Mou, a native of Sudan. The board formally adopted the divestment policy at its May meeting, based on a strategy used by other colleges and universities around the country. Throughout the summer and fall, a “Sudan Divestment Working Group” contacted UVM’s fund managers and directed them to either sell or not buy holdings in 20 of the most offending companies. UVM’s non-U.S. equities holdings total about $39.1 million, though UVM Trustee John Snow, who heads the working group, noted that its Sudanfriendly holdings were fairly minimal. “What we determined is that while it’s de minimis in terms of dollar value, it is very significant in terms of symbolic

value,” he said. Only one UVM investment fund still has significant holdings in an offending company. Ironically, that fund is another socially responsible investment — the S&P 500 Tobacco-Free Index Fund. Snow said the group is still wrestling with what to do about this “pooled” fund, which involves other large institutional investors. “It’s an interesting ethical question. Is one [issue] more important than the other?” Snow asked. “The answer we’re trying to get is, no, they’re both important, and we have to find a way to implement both.” Currently, a combined Sudan-free and tobacco-free investment fund does not exist. Nevertheless, Snow expects UVM to be fully divested of all its Sudan-friendly holdings in the next two to three months. “That may not sound like much,” he added, “but for a university, that is lightning speed.” �

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bility concerns if new problems at the site arose during the construction process. Ironically, 501 Pine Street isn’t even part of the Superfund site, and news reports that the site was leaking came a full year after the problem had been discovered by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. But the damage was already done. “It put a tremendous spotlight on that whole sector,” Pomerleau laments, “and we were the baby that got thrown out with the bathwater.” The property, a former manufactured-gas plant that operated from 1895 to 1966, was listed as

a Superfund site in 1983. EPA investigations from 1989 to 1992 revealed extensive coal-tar contamination in the soil, canal sediment and adjacent wetlands. In 2003, the EPA capped the contamination. Since then, several “breakouts” of coal tar have been discovered, most recently in the spring of 2005. Karen Lumino is the EPA’s remedial project manager in Boston for the barge canal site. Last week she said that the agency’s environmental engineers are still trying to determine why coal tar continues to bubble into the canal despite the environmental controls in place. The EPA has been collecting data since early spring and will continue to do so through the next few months — provided it’s a cold enough winter. If the lake ice doesn’t get thick enough to hold the heavy equipment used in the process — about 12 to 14 inches — data collection may be delayed. A new remedy for the leak probably won’t be in place before 2008, but Lumino emphasizes that the pollutants are completely contained and aren’t spreading into Lake Champlain. Pomerleau says he hasn’t entirely abandoned the idea of building at 501 Pine Street, especially after he’s spent “an inordinate amount” of time and money on feasibility studies. He and the property owner are exploring legal “firewalls” that could protect them from potential lawsuits. As Pomerleau puts it, “It’s just too important a site, too close to Burlington, to not get developed.” �

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BURLINGTON — When the Specialty Filaments Factory on Pine Street closed in 2005, it left behind a sprawling industrial complex on one of the city’s busiest streets. The space wasn’t empty for long. Lake Champlain Chocolates bought half the building, and recently completed construction on a new warehouse there. Last May [“Fitness Club Puts the Moves on Specialty Filaments,” May 31], Seven Days reported that the Greater Burlington YMCA was considering relocating to the other half of the building, but the deal fell through. Tim Rollings, the Y’s executive director, says the nonprofit realized it would be unable to raise the $10 million needed to rehab the facility. “It seemed like a wonderful space,” he says, “but it isn’t going to work out for us.” Rollings stresses that the Y is still looking for a way to overcome the shortcomings of its current, cramped headquarters on College Street. “The organization can’t

stay where it is,” he says. He points out that the building still lacks adequate parking and dropoff space, and has lots of stairs. “In 2006, to have a building that’s 90 percent inaccessible to some-

project on Malletts Bay Avenue. “No one has put the collective, official stamp of approval on that project,” Rollings says, “but we’re working pretty hard to make that a reality.”

Tim Rollings, the Y’s executive director, says the nonprofit realized it would be unable to raise the $10 million needed to rehab the facility. one in a wheelchair is embarrassing,” he says. “It’s ridiculous.” But Rollings admits that finding a new home that will suit all of the organization’s needs seems increasingly unlikely. He says the Y is considering opening satellite branches to serve people outside of Burlington. The City of Winooski has named the Y as a potential partner in a community center

As for the Specialty Filaments space, Doug Nedde of Redstone says he’s still got 62,000 square feet for rent. He plans to house two or three tenants in the space, and, though no one’s signed a lease yet, he hopes to have something finalized early next year. Nedde confirms that the state’s Department of Children and Family Services is one possible tenant. �

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It’s easy to find out what people are watching at YouTube, a website that allows users to upload and share videos for free. Though the popular online video site appeared in 2005, it took off in 2006; Google bought it in November for $1.65 billion. Search for “Vermont� on YouTube and you can already choose from more than 1700 offerings.

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organization also distributes brand-new books directly to kids, at events for children of refugees or migrant workers and through summer lunch programs sponsored by the Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger. “For the majority of these kids,” McDougall says, “these are the first new books they have in their house.” McDougall insists that getting children to read outside school is critical. Why? The tireless literacy advocate ticks off the reasons as if they’re part of a litany on repeat in his head: Children who read are more likely to succeed in school; more likely to graduate; more likely to go on to higher education, to have a higher paying job, to live in a safer household, to be healthier. And they’re less likely to be incarcerated or to be victims of abuse. It’s a compelling case for promoting literacy, and it’s helped McDougall’s charity grow over the years. CLiF started in 1998 with one program that sponsored libraries in six towns and served 500 children. “This year,” McDougall boasts, “we have 12 programs, we’ll probably be in close to 100 communities, and we’ll serve 10,000 children.” CLiF has already brought books or author visits to more than half of the public libraries in Vermont and New

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Hampshire. By next spring, it will have donated children’s books to all the prisons in both states, so that inmates can read to their kids during visits. CLiF’s donors have made this work possible: The organization doesn’t seek state or federal grant money, so all of its funds

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DUNCAN MCDOUGALL come from individual and corporate donors, foundations and other organizations. In addition to McDougall, CLiF employs three staff members. But no one is more responsible for its progress than CLiF’s wiry, bearded founder. He currently houses the organization in a well-appointed office above his garage, next to the home he shares with his wife and their 6-year-old son. Fostering a love of reading in children is not just a job for McDougall — it’s his passion. You can see it when he talks about the presentations he offers each time CLiF donates books. McDougall knows that if you want kids to read, it’s not enough to give them access to books — you have to make them want to turn the pages. So, when he visits a school or a library or a summer camp, he talks with kids about how he feels when he immerses himself in a story. One morning in mid-December, McDougall spoke to 180 students in the small town of Groton, New Hampshire. Describing the experience afterward in his office, he says he told them he had just finished playing in the Super Bowl. In fact, he had just finished reading a book about New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. “For a couple of days,� he explains, “I was Tom Brady. And I won three Super Bowls.� He says he told the kids how, at one point, he was about to throw a pass when his wife suddenly called him to dinner, and he realized he wasn’t a quarterback after all. “That’s the power of books,� McDougall marvels — “that you can become someone. You can travel anywhere. You can travel through time.� McDougall’s presentations appear to work. The organization’s newsletters are filled with testimonials from grateful teachers and librarians. Barbara Whitehill, director of the Dailey Memorial Library in Derby, attended McDougall’s two talks a few weeks ago, when he came to town to donate 90 books. She says the children were captivated by his presentation: “He’s wonderful. He’s a master at it.�

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Though McDougall now lives for literacy, he wasn’t always so altruistic. In fact, his life sounds like one of the adventure stories he used to love. After high school in Montréal, McDougall attended Vanderbilt University in Tennessee, where he majored in political science and economics and minored in Spanish. After

Vermont and Hew Hampshire about how best to serve them. Finding a need for children’s books, McDougall started there. Today, in addition to donating books, CLiF sponsors workshops that connect young readers with writers. McDougall says he was hearing from schools that needed help with the “inspirational side” of

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teaching reading and writing. The 50 or so writers that CLiF dispatches are local, McDougall points out. CLiF sends them to schools and libraries within 30 miles of their homes, where they speak for a smaller fee than they’d normally receive. “The majority of kids in rural communities have never met a professional writer,” McDougall explains. “It’s very difficult for them to even conceive that they could grow up to be a writer, because writing occurs in a factory somewhere in some other important state, but not here.” Meeting someone from their area who has written books, kids realize that maybe they can do it, too, he says. “It is amazing to see the light come on in their heads.” There’s still room for CLiF to grow, McDougall believes. He’s considering how the nonprofit might provide books to at-home daycare providers, as a way of encouraging reading at the pre-preschool level, when children’s brains are still developing. “For the first five years,” McDougall explains, “your brain is just busily trying to decide, ‘What do you want me to be able to do?’ And if a child doesn’t hear a lot of variety of language, then the brain’s going to be wired differently.” Joanne Heidkamp, program director at the Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger, says she hopes McDougall will be able to bring CLiF back next summer as part of her organization’s summer lunch programs. “We’re doing food for the body,” she says, “and CLiF is really doing that food for the brain.” Heidkamp agrees that lack of reading material is a problem for many of the kids her organization serves. “If you grew up in a kind of setting where [reading] was taken for granted,” she says, “you don’t realize that there are just lots of homes where books are still a luxury. And a new book is just not something you can count on.” Thanks to McDougall, many of those Vermont kids are now able to count on CLiF. �

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First Things First Ringing in 2007 around the area What year is it? Midnight on December 31 rings in 2007. But other calendars tell time differently. The year 5767 began for Jews on October 3. Muslims will commemorate Hijrah New Year 1427 on January 31. The Chinese Year of the Pig, 4705, snuffles in on February 18. And among Sikhs, March 14 marks the start of the year 539 in the Nanakshahi Era. However you count your days, family-friendly First Nights offer something for just about everyone. Buy a button, pin it on, and take in your choice among a diversity of booze-free events. Burlington has the most comprehensive program, with 12 hours of activities ranging from a trapeze show, magic acts and swing dancing to life-sized reproductions of masterpiece paintings that photo seekers can stand behind. Music lovers lend an ear to the prog-metal masters of Inertia, the a cappella group In Accord, the Americana-savvy Sky Blue Boys, blues diva Tammy Fletcher and assorted youth bands formed by next year’s rock stars. Word wranglers warm up with the “Poetica haha!” poetry circus and a performance-poetry slam, then catch a lift at readings by cabbie columnist Jernigan Pontiac and occult folk historian Joe Citro. Sparks fly above Waterfront Park during two fireworks shows at 7 p.m. and midnight, and they’re visible from any spot with a view of Lake Champlain. In Montpelier and Rutland, the action gets underway at 3 and 5 p.m., respectively. Capital City celebrants can learn the score from the Green Mountain Youth Symphony, the Vermont Philharmonic and the Vermont Fiddle Orchestra, or put some dance in their pants with the Nisht Geferlach Klezmer Band and the Kitchen Sync Cloggers. Hot lasagna and chili suppers serve up stamina for watching the 8 p.m. parade and early-bird fireworks. Revelers up for a few more hours’ fun round out the evening by busting moves to the Dave Keller Band ’til 2007 officially arrives. Rutland merrymakers might start out with ice skating, then move on to impersonations of bygone British authors, do some dancing or take in a concert in their choice of musical genre. Parents with little ones can opt for the 8 o’clock fireworks — right after the Noise Parade — while traditionalists can stay out ’til 12. Here’s to a happy 2007!

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SAM THE JUGGLER: First Congregational Church Theater, until 2:40 p.m. FLYNN ARTS JAZZ COMBOS: FlynnSpace, until 2:40 p.m. RIK PALIERI (FOR KIDS): International songs & stories. KeyBank Lobby, until 2:40 p.m.

BUTTON MOBILES: City Hall & Memorial Auditorium, until 9 p.m.

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FLYNN ARTS SAMPLE CLASSES: FlynnArts Chase & Hoehl Studios, different classes run every hour until 2 p.m.

11 a.m. WARMING TENT: City Market, open until 10 p.m.

12 p.m. SPOTLIGHT ON DANCE: Contois Auditorium, until 12:40 p.m. VERY MERRY THEATER’S ‘ALICE IN WONDERLAND’: Edmunds School Gym, until 1:40 p.m. VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA WITH ELISABETH VON TRAPP: Flynn MainStage, until 1 p.m. SEE WHY IMPROV TROUPE: FlynnSpace, until 12:40 p.m. CIRCUS SMIRKUS: Main Floor, Memorial Auditorium, until 1 p.m. FACE PAINTING: Memorial Auditorium Annex, until 4:30 p.m. FUNKY HATS & SHAKER WORKSHOPS: Memorial Auditorium Annex, until 5 p.m. MAGICIAN TOM VERNER: Memorial Auditorium Annex, until 5 p.m. LOONEY TOONS CARTOON FEST: Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, until midnight.

PATTY SMITH & LEAP OF FAITH DANCE THEATRE: Contois Auditorium, until 3:40 p.m. KIDS ON THE BLOCK VERMONT: Edmunds School Cafeteria, until 3:40 p.m. HIGHLAND DANCE: Edmunds School Gym, until 3:40 p.m. COLIN MCCAFFREY FOR KIDS: Folk & swing. First Baptist Church, until 3:40 p.m. STONE, COANE & SACHER: Bluegrass. First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 3:40 p.m. WOODLAND DANCE COMPANY: First Congregational Church Theater, until 3:40 p.m. MOUNT MANSFIELD UNION HIGH SCHOOL CHORAL HOUR: First United Methodist Church, until 3:40 p.m. BURLINGTON TAIKO: Flynn MainStage, until 4 p.m. BURLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ ENSEMBLE: FlynnSpace, until 3:40 p.m. ‘THE BANJO’ WITH RICK CEBALLOS: KeyBank Lobby, until 3:40 p.m. MR. WOODHEAD’S NEW VAUDEVILLE CABARET: Main Floor, Memorial Auditorium, until 4 p.m. IN ACCORD: Multi-genre, mixed-voice a cappella. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 3:40 p.m.

JERNIGAN PONTIAC READS ‘HACKIE’: First Congregational Church Theater, until 5:40 p.m. STEVE HARTMANN: Singer-songwriter. First Congregational Church Chapel, until 5:40 p.m. TWIST OF THE WRIST: Medieval-Renaissance music. First United Methodist Church, until 5:40 p.m. RIK PALIERI: Singer-songwriter. KeyBank Lobby, until 5:40 p.m. GREGORY DOUGLASS: Singer-songwriter. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 5:40 p.m.

6:00 p.m. DRUMS AND DRAGONS PARADE: Church Street Marketplace to City Hall Park, until 6:30 p.m. TAIZE PRAYER FOR WORLD PEACE: Cathedral Church of Saint Paul, until 7 p.m. MARY MCGINNISS & FRIENDS: Story songs with accompaniment. College Street Congregational Church, until 6:40 p.m. PATTY SMITH & LEAP OF FAITH DANCE THEATRE: Contois Auditorium, until 6:40 p.m. IRISH DANCE: Edmunds School Gym, until 6:40 p.m. JON GAILMOR: Family sing-along. First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 6:40 p.m. GOZ: Middle school rock band. First Congregational Church Chapel, until 6:40 p.m. NORTHERN BRONZE HANDBELL ENSEMBLE: First United Methodist Church, until 6:40 p.m. GRUPO SABOR ORCHESTRA: Flynn MainStage, until 7 p.m.

sound of musicality Born and raised in Vermont, Elisabeth von Trapp is the granddaughter of the legendary Maria and Baron von Trapp, whose story inspired a generation of American girls to don dirndls and spin through meadows. But the guitar-playing von Trapp is the real deal, with a beautiful singing voice that has enthralled audiences from European cathedrals to Washington, D.C.’s Kennedy Center. The singer-songwriter collaborates with the Vermont Youth Orchestra for a joint performance of contemporary and classical music. Also on the program: Lowell Liebermann’s Piccolo Concerto, with soloist and South Burlington High School senior Armando Veve, and the world premiere of “Four Scenes for Orchestra,” by Vermont MIDI Project student Tim Woos.

fountain of youth More than 500 student artists from regional high schools and other institutions will gig in and around Burlington First Night venues as part of the organization’s new youth initiative, which offers arts mentorship and community-service opportunities to budding performers. Not a few belong to the Young Tradition, a loose ensemble of folk fiddlers, songwriters, musicians and dancers aged 25 and under. The showcase for area up-and-comers was the brainchild of fiddle instructor, folk musician and longtime concert organizer Mark Sustic. He’s arranged similar concerts since 2003 as part of his Events for Tom Series, which supports families of kids with cancer. The four-hour fest features singers’ circles, tight vocal harmonies and mandolin-accented music from the Northeast Kingdom-based duo Sugarblue, and inspiring instrumentals by the bow-wielders of the Fiddleheads. The Young Tradition in Concert Edmunds School Gym, Burlington, 8 p.m. - midnight. www.partoparvt.org/Sustic.html#fund

street beats Japanese taiko drumming impresses with resonant rhythms and dramatic choreography — and for many, Burlington Taiko’s stage shows at the Flynn have become a must-see First Night tradition. But if capacity crowds make that impossible, those partial to percussion can take in the troupe at the annual parade, where the big drums really have room to boom. Dancers don long sheets and a huge head to become a sinuous Chinese dragon that moves to the taiko tempo. Crafty types make masks or “spirit sticks” at the Firehouse from 1 to 5:30 p.m., and then march down Church Street with the life-sized puppets of Big Nazo (pictured) and other performers. Post-parade, strollers can ogle ice sculptures, admire fire spinners, and peep at Alice in Wonderland characters on Very Merry Theatre’s caravan-turned-stage in City Hall Park. Drums and Dragons Parade Church Street Marketplace to Burlington City Hall Park, 6-6:30 p.m. www.burlingtontaiko.org

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Buttons for adults and kids 13 and older are $18 through December 30, $20 on December 31. Kids’ buttons $6. With a button, $2 advance tickets guarantee seats at the Flynn MainStage and Memorial Auditorium’s Main Floor shows, as well as the Woody Guthrie Celebration at Contois Auditorium. Buttons and programs are available at various locations, tickets are available at button mobiles only. Tickets ordered in advance are available for pickup at a will-call office in City Hall. Various song, storytelling and theater shows include American Sign Language interpretation; for details, check the First Night Burlington website, call the TTY/TDD assisted line at the Flynn Center (863-5966), or use the State of Vermont’s relay system (1-800-253-0195) to call the First Night Burlington office. Info, www.firstnightburlington.com or call 863-6005 or 1-800-639-9252.

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horsing around A horse is a horse, of course, of course — unless it’s a wearable, zebra-striped puppet. After some clever costume dressing, West Virginia-based performer Glenn Singer gallops into Memorial Auditorium’s impromptu circus ring as El Gleno Grande, a pint-sized gendarme perched on an unruly, black-and-white steed. General hilarity and physical comedy follows, with lots of waving limbs and as many pratfalls as four legs allow. In between El Gleno’s busker-style audience involvements, five giant characters powered by the international Big Nazo troupe of masked musicians and puppeteers pop out from the sidelines to gross out onlookers as multiple-eyed, skew-nosed green trolls and other odd specimens. Be ready for belly laughs.

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The Vermont Youth Orchestra with Elisabeth von Trapp Flynn Center Main Stage, Burlington, noon - 1 & 7:30-8:30 p.m. $2 advance tickets guarantee seats. www.vyo.org, www.elisabethvontrapp.com

8:00 p.m. SKY BLUE BOYS: Old-time music. College Street Congregational Church, until 8:40 p.m. WOODY GUTHRIE CELEBRATION: Contois Auditorium, until 9:30 p.m. SWING DANCE WITH THE STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS & VT SWINGS: Edmunds School Cafeteria, until midnight. THE YOUNG TRADITION IN CONCERT: Edmunds School Gym, until midnight. WILL PATTON QUINTET: Gypsy jazz/swing. First Baptist Church, until 8:40 p.m. GORDON STONE BAND: Bluegrass banjo. First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 8:40 p.m. JERNIGAN PONTIAC READS ‘HACKIE’: First Congregational Church Theater, until 8:40 p.m. NEW GRASS — ERIN MCDERMOTT & DOUG PERKINS: First Congregational Church Chapel, until 8:40 p.m. JON GAILMOR: Family sing-along. First United Methodist Church, until 8:40 p.m. THE KALVINATORS: High school pop-punk band. FlynnSpace, until 8:40 p.m. RIK PALIERI: Singer-songwriter. KeyBank Lobby, until 8:40 p.m. SARAH BLAIR & COLIN MCCAFFREY: Acoustic folk. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 8:40 p.m.

9:00 p.m. CROSSING NORTH: Acoustic country/folk. College Street Congregational Church, until 9:40 p.m. MICHELE CHOINIERE: Franco-American folk music. First Baptist Church, until 9:40 p.m. GREGORY DOUGLASS: Singer-songwriter. First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 9:40 p.m. FIRST NIGHT FICTION WITH JOE CITRO: First Congregational Church Theater, until 9:40 p.m. ‘POETICA HAHA!’ POETRY CIRCUS: First Congregational Church Chapel, until 9:40 p.m. MOUNT MANSFIELD UNION HIGH SCHOOL CHORAL HOUR: First United Methodist Church, until 9:40 p.m. KILIMANJARO IN CONCERT: Jazz-fusion. Flynn MainStage, until 10 p.m. THE MIKE JOHNSON EXPERIENCE: Multi-genre high school band. FlynnSpace, until 9:40 p.m. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS: Singer-songwriter. KeyBank Lobby, until 9:40 p.m. EL GLENO GRANDE & BIG NAZO PUPPETS: Main Floor, Memorial Auditorium, until 10 p.m. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: Acoustic folk. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 9:40 p.m.

10 p.m. FAMILY FUN & FITNESS: Small jousters jump in a bounce castle and get their faces painted. YMCA Gym, until 6 p.m. KWANZAA CELEBRATION WITH JEH KULU DANCE & DRUM THEATER: Unitarian Universalist Church, until 1 p.m.

1 p.m. FLYNN ARTS DANCE TROUPE: Contois Auditorium, until 1:40 p.m. SWING DANCE WORKSHOP: Edmunds School Cafeteria, until 2:30 p.m. ARTS ACTIVITIES: Kids make masks, banners and spirit sticks, and view exhibits and movies. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, until 5:30 p.m. CLAY PLAY & PRINTMAKING: Firehouse Education’s Studio 250, until 5:30 p.m. INERTIA: Progressive metal. FlynnSpace, until 1:40 p.m. COLIN MCCAFFREY & THE RE-BOP KIDS: KeyBank Lobby, until 1:40 p.m.

1:30 p.m. KAMIKAZE COMEDY HOUR: Flynn MainStage, until 2:30 p.m. EL GLENO GRANDE & BIG NAZO PUPPETS: Main Floor, Memorial Auditorium, until 2:30 p.m.

2 p.m. LIVING MASTERPIECES: Church Street Marketplace, until 9 p.m. ROBERT & GIGI’S SING ALONG: College Street Congregational Church, until 3:40 p.m. ELECTRIC YOUTH DANCE: Contois Auditorium, until 2:40 p.m. IRISH DANCE: Edmunds School Gym, until 2:40 p.m. KIDS DIG JAZZ: First Baptist Church, Burlington, until 2:40 p.m. LYRIC THEATRE CABARET: First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 2:40 p.m.

4:00 p.m. MARY MCGINNISS & FRIENDS: Story songs with accompaniment. College Street Congregational Church, until 4:40 p.m. ELECTRIC YOUTH DANCE: Contois Auditorium, until 4:40 p.m. KIDS ON THE BLOCK VERMONT: Edmunds School Cafeteria, until 4:40 p.m. VERY MERRY THEATER’S ‘ALICE IN WONDERLAND’: Edmunds School Gym, until 5:40 p.m. TAMMY FLETCHER: First Baptist Church, until 4:40 p.m. LYRIC THEATER CABARET: First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 4:40 p.m. SAM THE JUGGLER: First Congregational Church Theater, until 4:40 p.m. ‘POETICA HAHA!’ POETRY CIRCUS: First Congregational Church Chapel, until 4:40 p.m. POETRY SLAM WITH GEOF HEWITT: FlynnSpace, until 5:40 p.m. NANCY BEAVEN: Singer-songwriter. KeyBank Lobby, until 4:40 p.m. JON GAILMOR: Unitarian Universalist Church, until 4:40 p.m.

4:30 p.m. UNKNOWN BLUES BAND WITH THE RE-BOP KIDS: Flynn MainStage, until 5:30 p.m. GEMINI TRAPEZE — ‘THE LOVE SHOW, PART 2’: Main Floor, Memorial Auditorium, until 5:30 p.m.

5:00 p.m. CROSSING NORTH: Acoustic country/folk. College Street Congregational Church, until 5:40 p.m. SPOTLIGHT ON DANCE: Contois Auditorium, until 5:40 p.m. TAMMY FLETCHER: First Baptist Church, until 5:40 p.m. STONE, COANE & SACHER: Bluegrass. First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 5:40 p.m.

KING STREET WRITERS: FlynnSpace, until 6:40 p.m. ‘THE BANJO’ WITH RICK CEBALLOS: KeyBank Lobby, until 6:40 p.m. CIRCUS SMIRKUS: Main Floor, Memorial Auditorium, until 7 p.m. UNDERGROUND HANGOUT: Temporary tattoos and blacklight club make-up bring body artists together at the Memorial Auditorium Annex, until 10 p.m. ANAIS MITCHELL: Singer-songwriter. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 6:40 p.m.

7:00 p.m. FIREWORKS: Waterfront Park. THE MAGNOLIAS: Country/folk. College Street Congregational Church, until 7:40 p.m. HIGHLAND DANCE: Edmunds School Gym, until 7:40 p.m. MICHELE CHOINIERE: Franco-American folk music. First Baptist Church, until 7:40 p.m. LYRIC THEATRE CABARET: First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 7:40 p.m. WOODLAND DANCE COMPANY: First Congregational Church Theater, until 7:40 p.m. STEVE HARTMANN: Singer-songwriter. First Congregational Church Chapel, until 7:40 p.m. IN ACCORD: Multi-genre, mixed-voice a cappella. First United Methodist Church, until 7:40 p.m. INERTIA: Progressive metal. FlynnSpace, until 7:40 p.m. NANCY BEAVEN: Singer-songwriter. KeyBank Lobby, until 7:40 p.m. SARAH BLAIR & COLIN MCCAFFREY: Acoustic folk. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 7:40 p.m.

SKY BLUE BOYS: Old-time music. College Street Congregational Church, until 10:40 p.m. WOODY GUTHRIE CELEBRATION: Contois Auditorium, until 11:30 p.m. WILL PATTON QUINTET: Gypsy jazz/swing. First Baptist Church, until 10:40 p.m. ANAIS MITCHELL: Singer-songwriter. First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 10:40 p.m. FIRST NIGHT FICTION WITH JOE CITRO: First Congregational Church Theater, until 10:40 p.m. NEW GRASS — ERIN MCDERMOTT & DOUG PERKINS: First Congregational Church Chapel, until 10:40 p.m. TWIST OF THE WRIST: Medieval-Renaissance music. First United Methodist Church, until 10:40 p.m. WOMENFOLK: All-female singer-songwriter quintet. FlynnSpace, until midnight. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS: Singer-songwriter. KeyBank Lobby, until 10:40 p.m. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: Acoustic folk. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 10:40 p.m.

10:30 p.m. BURLINGTON TAIKO: Flynn MainStage, until 11:30 p.m. GEMINI TRAPEZE — ‘THE LOVE SHOW, PART 2’: Main Floor, Memorial Auditorium, until 11:30 p.m.

11:00 p.m. WILL PATTON QUINTET: Gypsy jazz/swing. First Baptist Church, until 11:40 p.m. GORDON STONE BAND: Bluegrass banjo. First Congregational Church Sanctuary, until 11:40 p.m. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: Acoustic folk. Unitarian Universalist Church, until 11:40 p.m.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN YOUTH SYMPHONY: City Hall Auditorium, until 3:45 p.m. CODY MICHAELS: Original piano compositions. Bethany Church Sanctuary, until 3:45 p.m. THE RESTORE’S HAT-MAKING WORKSHOP: Bethany Church Hall, until 5:45 p.m. LAFE: Singer-songwriter. Christ Episcopal Church, until 3:45 p.m. MOVING LIGHT CHILDREN’S COMMUNITY DANCE: Union School Auditorium, until 3:45 p.m. NO STRINGS MARIONETTES: Union School Gym, until 3:45 p.m. PAUL MARKOWITZ: Storyteller. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, until 3:45 p.m. NISHT GEFERLACH KLEZMER BAND: Trinity Church Sanctuary, until 3:45 p.m. ANYTHING GOES: Americana music. Unitarian Church Sanctuary, until 3:45 p.m. RUSTY ROMANCE: Roots-rock music. St. Augustine’s Parish Hall, until 3:45 p.m. AFTERNOON CABARET: Montpelier Senior Center, until 5:45 p.m. INTERNATIONAL FOOD COURT: City Center, until 8 p.m.

DAMN YANKEE STRING BAND: Union School Auditorium, until 6:45 p.m. FAMILY CONTRA DANCE WITH CHIX FROM THE STIX: Union School Gym, until 6:45 p.m. BURR MORSE: Vermont farmer & author. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, until 6:45 p.m. 35TH PARALLEL: Trinity Church Sanctuary, until 6:45 p.m. WILLEM LANGE: Unitarian Church Sanctuary, until 6:45 p.m. COLD COUNTRY BLUEGRASS: St. Augustine’s Parish Hall, until 6:45 p.m.

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VERMONT PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA: City Hall Auditorium, until 7:45 p.m. VERMONT AMERICAN OPERA PROJECT: Bethany Church Sanctuary, until 7:45 p.m. WOODCHUCKS’ REVENGE: Christ Episcopal Church, until 7:45 p.m.

SHIDAA AFRICAN CULTURAL PROJECT: City Hall Auditorium, until 4:45 p.m. CODY MICHAELS: Original piano compositions. Bethany When Dave Keller arrived in Vermont in 1993, toting a National steel guitar, Church Sanctuary, the songwriter and blues ax man couldn’t have foreseen that he’d put down until 4:45 p.m. roots here. But people with educated ears are glad he did. Keller’s dynamite PATTI CASEY: Singervocals front his eponymous, six-member outfit on original tunes and confisongwriter. Christ dent covers of soul classics by Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder and Al Green, comEpiscopal Church, plete with sizzling horns and harmonies. An organ and a crackerjack rhythm until 4:45 p.m. section help dancers get on the good foot at a cathartic party to ring in the KITCHEN SYNC CLOGnew year. Be sure to look up at midnight, when a bevy of balloons falls from GERS: Union School the ceiling, bouncing gently off the heads of booty-shakers too caught up in Auditorium, until the music to care. 4:45 p.m. NO STRINGS MARIThe Dave Keller Band ONETTES: Union School Gym, until 4:45 Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 9 p.m. - midnight. www.davekeller.com p.m. KATHERINE PATERSON: KelloggVERMONT FIDDLE ORCHESTRA: Union School Auditorium, Hubbard Library, until 4:45 p.m. until 7:45 p.m. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS: Trinity Church FAMILY CONTRA DANCE WITH CHIX FROM THE STIX: Sanctuary, until 4:45 p.m. Union School Gym, until 7:45 p.m. WAGTAIL: Kitchen junket tunes. Unitarian Church Sanctuary, LEWIS FRANCO & FRIENDS: Acoustic folk. Kellogg-Hubbard until 4:45 p.m. Library, until 7:45 p.m. LASAGNA DINNER: Trinity Methodist Church Fellowship Hall, 35TH PARALLEL: Trinity Church Sanctuary, until 7:45 p.m. until 7 p.m. WILLEM LANGE: Unitarian Church Sanctuary, until 7:45 p.m. COLD COUNTRY BLUEGRASS: St. Augustine’s Parish Hall, 4:30 p.m. until 7:45 p.m. CHILI SUPPER: Bethany Church Fellowship Hall, until 7 p.m. STEPHEN GRATTO, JUGGLER EXTRAORDINAIRE: City 8 p.m. Center, until 7:30 p.m. PARADE AND FIREWORKS: City Center.

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MARKO THE MAGICIAN: City Hall Auditorium, until 5:45 p.m. MONTEVERDI MUSIC SCHOOL: Bethany Church Sanctuary, until 5:45 p.m. RICK NORCROSS: Country folk/rock. Christ Episcopal Church, until 5:45 p.m. CONSTITUTION BRASS QUINTET: Union School Auditorium, until 5:45 p.m. KATHERINE PATERSON: Kellogg-Hubbard Library, until 5:45 p.m. ANNAPOLA: Latin American vocal music. Trinity Church Sanctuary, until 5:45 p.m. MAPLE JAM: Mixed-voice a cappella. Unitarian Church Sanctuary, until 5:45 p.m. RUSTY ROMANCE: Roots-rock music. St. Augustine’s Parish Hall, until 5:45 p.m.

CATAMOUNT PIPE BAND: City Hall Auditorium, until 6:45 p.m. FYRE & LIGHTNING CONSORT: Bethany Church Sanctuary, until 6:45 p.m. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS WITH ROB MEEHAN: Singer-songwriters. Christ Episcopal Church, until 6:45 p.m.

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DANCE PARTY WITH THE DAVE KELLER BAND: City Hall Auditorium, until midnight. ‘IMPROVISIONS’ WITH MICHAEL ARNOWITT: Bethany Church Sanctuary, until 11 p.m. POETRY SLAM COMPETITION: Bethany Church Hall, until 11 p.m. COMEDIAN JASON P. LORBER: Unitarian Church Sanctuary, until 10 p.m. LOST NATION THEATER CABARET: Unitarian Church Vestry, until 10 p.m.

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Vermont Arts Council). He first met Ponder at a VAC meeting. “She saw me in my tux and that was pretty much it,” Jennings quips. Now married, the two have been together for 21 years. Born in New Mexico, Ponder is a former fiction writer and poet with a Master’s degree from West Michigan University. Her literary leanings brought her to Vermont with a grant for study at the Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference in 1971. “Then along came the Vermont Council on the Arts’ Poets in the Schools,” she says. Once a published and highly regarded poet, Ponder also did readings around the state with the Writers on Tour Program in the 1980s. But she hasn’t “written a word,” she says, since she took up the harp — and Jennings. “I wrote my best poetry when I wasn’t happy,” Ponder explains. “I’m really happy now.” Between storytelling and making music, “My artistic interests are taken care of,” she says with a smile. She and Jennings also perform Celtic music as a duo called Sheefra. Though they came to spoken-word performance separate>> 43A

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friends, includes Fiona Apple, rap, bluegrass and reggae bands such as Umphrey’s McGee. She listens to it on her way to class, and when she’s running. “When I get some new music from a friend, it makes me want to go for a

This music was really, well, sensual. The thought of my iPod consultant experiencing it in the privacy of his dorm room made me uncomfortable. People are identified by their musical choices,” author Steven Levy observes in his book The Perfect Thing: How the iPod Shuffles Commerce, Culture, and Coolness. “They are judged and make judgments about others based on their music.” He observes that iPod users often edit their music choices because of how they’ll be viewed by their peers.

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he 215 College Artists’ Cooperative Gallery in Burlington is an unusual artist-run venue that strives to exhibit “excellence and diversity in the arts” as its members “build a network for connecting and communicating with one another, other artists, and the community at large.” It lives up to its mission statement in the current “Off the Wall” exhibition. The lively, multi-medium show includes works from 11 of the 12 co-op member artists. In her “Notions” series, Jude Bond makes creative use of the envelopes from early-’60s sewing patterns. Sporting illustrations of shapely ladies with Jackie Kennedy hairdos, each piece has a pair of gloves affixed around the edges. Measuring tapes stream beneath them; in “Notions #3402,” a foot-long zipper hangs down. Diane Gabriel’s 21-by-39-inch mixed-media painting, “Those Who Came Before,” also features an iconographic article of clothing — in this case, a light-blue skirt flattened against a reddish-brown background. Like the feminine version of Jim Dine’s Pop Art “Robe,” Gabriel’s skirt is more associative than literal as viewers invent their own narratives for the garment’s meaning. Three black-and-white Gabriel photos also appear. “Towards Flight” focuses on a little girl in an angelic white nightgown lifting a shawl of gossamer fabric, like a pair of wings. The girl stands in the center of the image, seeming to float over a sweeping lawn. A high horizon and a few distant trees serve to deepen the space. The photographic strength of “Off the Wall” also owes much to Rosie Prevost’s large selection of black-andwhite photos. Her 8-by-13-inch “Untitled (Maple Leaf)” is a simple composition of maple leaves adhering to a twig, silvery gray on black negative space. The twigs cut across the negative space like lightning bolts. Other Prevost photos are somewhat more complex, but her images are always completely natural. Nothing about them seems staged. Cathy Cone’s selections in the show are also black and white. Her pieces include drawings and iris prints of fine lines intensely scribbled and layered. The denser sections reveal bird images. Her 34-by-47-inch iris print “Birdsong” looks like a jumbled forest of lines at first glance, and the effect comes in part from the fact that the artist scanned some of her own hair in making the

image. Equally fine, drawn lines also fill the picture plane. A bird form — perhaps a starling’s silhouette? — comes into view as the lines become visually untangled. In the 4-by-6-inch “Two Birds,” the birds are stacked as if one stands on the shoulders of the other. The title of Catherine Hall’s “Klee’s Clown” refers to Swiss artist Paul Klee’s playful, quizzical paintings, which are known for tightly organized color harmonies. Hall placed hundreds of dots

over waves of color in the 29-by-23inch oil. Hues seem to organically modulate within the field of dots, evolving from lavender to turquoise, orange and yellow. All of the dots are of the same diameter, and eight squares made up of the same-caliber dots punctuate the particolored matrix at asymmetric intervals. In addition to what’s on the gallery walls, two display bins of works on paper by member artists are available to rifle through, and a unique installation

of “Paper Prayers” dangles from the ceiling. The dozens of prayers are beautiful strips of paper, up to about 14 inches long, decorated by 215 Collective artists and local children. Proceeds from their sale will benefit the Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger. Recently, several prominent shows around the state have included artistinitiated fundraising ideas. Maybe that trend will yield more fruitful partnerships in the new year. m

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE CHAFFEE ART CENTER in Rutland encourages Vermont artists and those living within 50 miles of the VT border to apply for artist membership in the gallery. Deadline: January 15. Info, 802-775-0356.

OPENINGS SUZANNE CROCKER: Oil paintings featuring single buildings, horses or nudes. Woodstock Folk Art Prints & Antiquities, 457-2012. Reception December 29, 1-4 p.m. Through January 12. ALLISON HALE: "Night Lights," silvergelatin prints of late-night Burlington. Lower Level, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Reception December 31, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Through February 24. CATHERINE HALL: "Pasts and Presents," paintings, encaustics and sculptural pieces by the 2006 Barbara Smail Award recipient, who will have use of BCA studio facilities for one year. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 8657165. Opening December 31, 4:30 p.m. with an award ceremony. Through January 27. BLUE BUDDHA TATTOO GROUP: Mixed media. Red Square, Burlington, 8598909. Reception January 5, 6-9 p.m. Through January. EL ANATSUI: "GAWU," metal "tapestries" and other sculptures by one of Africa's best contemporary artists. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Artist talk January 10, 5:30 p.m., in the Arthur Loew Auditorium, followed by reception in the Kim Gallery. Through March 4.

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JANE HORNER: Paintings, Gates 1 & 2; and KRISTINA DROBNY: Color photography, Sky Way; and JANET VAN FLEET: Mixed media, Escalator. Burlington International Airport, 8657166. January 1 - February 28. ‘THE 2007 ENERGY EFFICIENCY CALENDAR’: Juried artwork by fourthgraders of the Burlington Public School District. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. January 1-31. LYNN RUPE: "Sal Water Bar," oil and mixed-media paintings. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 8607183. January 8 - February 20. MAGGIE STANDLEY: Paintings, through January; and RAY VOLDE: "Cyrano & Friends," works in oil and pen & ink, through February, both Mezzanine Gallery, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. BOOK ARTS GUILD OF VERMONT: A members' exhibition. Second Floor Gallery, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7165. Through January 7. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Fantastical acrylic paintings and reproductions. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 893-7503. Through December. GINNY JOYNER: Giclee prints. Silver Maple Gallery, Burlington, bdane dodge@aol.com. Through December. YMCA PRESCHOOL & KINDERGARTEN SHOW: Little ones from Dorsey Hogg's enrichment art classes show their works. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 862-9622. 5/8/06 Through 2x1-vonbargens051006 January 1.

MIKEY WELSH: "One Eye on the Sky for Kites," paintings. Sanctuary Artsite, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884. Through January 5. ‘FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING’: A group show featuring acrylic live-model paintings on canvas by the students of UVM professor Sean Dye. Club Metronome, Burlington, 860-4972. Through January. ‘EMERGE-N-SEE’: Lampwork and mosaics by Emily Jablon, sculptures and etchings by Karie Anderson, photography and paintings by Nick Maloof and sculptures by Nick Wheeler. Burlington Factory Studios, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite B3B, 498-3284. By appointment through January 9. PATRICIA LEBON-HERB: Acrylic paintings, Gates 1 & 2; and TINKA THERESA MARTELL: Mixed media, collage and paintings, Sky Way; and JEFF CLARKE: Black-and-white photographs, Escalator. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through December. SANDRA MUDGE: Faery houses and collages. The One Wall Gallery, 420 Pine St., Burlington, 922-8005. Through December 30. ‘DEVELOP, DESTROY, PURSUIT’: A group show featuring eight photographers who documented snowboarding in the 1990s. Pursuit Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 862-3883. Through January 1. GABRIEL BORAY: Oil paintings. Daily Planet, Burlington, 655-9630. Through December. AXEL STOHLBERG: Abstract paintings. Marilyn's, Burlington, 658-4050. Through December. ‘OFF THE WALL’: A group show in multiple media by members. 215 College Artists' Cooperative Gallery, Burlington, 863-3662. Through January 21. ‘GATHERING LIGHT’: A group show featuring paintings by Alison Goodwin and 14 other Vermont artists. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through January 30. 1:04 PM

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20TH ANNIVERSARY EXHIBIT: Chittenden County's oldest gallery celebrates two decades with an exhibit of paintings by Carolyn Walton, Elizabeth Allen, Eric Tobin and Mitzi Valentine Goward; jewelry by Tineke Russell; and decoupage accessories by Jain Doremus. LuxtonJones Gallery, Shelburne, 985-8223. Through December. MICHAEL LEVY: Photography, Pickering Room; and MAGGIE STANDLEY: Paintings, Mezzanine Gallery; and RAY VOIDE: "Cyrano & Friends," paintings, Mezzanine Gallery. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through December. ‘WILD PEOPLE, WILD PLACES: WINTER’: Black-and-white and color images of Vermont and beyond by Brian Mohr and Emily Johnson. City Market, Burlington, 863-3659. Through December. ‘GIFTS TO CHERISH’: Fine art and crafts by Vermont artists in multiple media. Shelburne Art Center, 9853648. Through January 4. STEFAN BUMBECK: "Bike.Robot. Machine," a series of paintings exploring a robot's search for truth and the connections between people and their machines. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through December. CASEY BLANCHARD: Collagraphs, monoprints and drypoint etchings. Village Wine & Coffee, Shelburne, 985-8922. Through December. ‘MONTPELIER TO THAILAND’: Artworks by Montpelier High School students following a trip to the village of Ban Sa Som in Thailand. Allen House Multicultural Art Gallery, Room 103, UVM, Burlington, 656-7990. Through January 7. GINA M. D’AMICO: "There's Something in the Air," black-and-white photographs of the Macy's Day Parade. The Art Space at Cynthea's Spa, Burlington, 999-4601. Through January 5. MARINA EPSTEIN: Paintings in oil and tempera. Maltex Building, Burlington, http://hermitage-gallery.com. Through April 15. HOMER WELLS & EBEN MARKOWSKI: "Form and Time," dynamic works in metal, wax and video. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through January 10. ‘STAGE TO STUDIO: WORKS BY NANCY STONE’: The Lyric Theatre artist-in-residence shows her vividly colored interpretations of Lyric productions and other Flynn performances. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through December. GRAHAM KEEGAN: Paintings and installation. SEABA Office, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 859-9222. Through December. JORDAN DOUGLAS: Liquid emulsion photographs. Artspace 150, The Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through December. TIMOTHY GRANNIS: "Small Miracles," new works by the designer-goldsmith; and DOROTHY MARTINEZ: "Moments of Peace," paintings. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through December. ‘LAND’: A group exhibition featuring works by Maria Chmomentowski, J.A. Davis, Peter Fried, Bruce Hathaway, J.E. Horner, Mary Long and Carol Norton. VCAM Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 660-4335. Through January 12. HELENE AMSES: "Seasonal Transitions," pastels; and ELLIS JACOBSON: New sculptures; and KENJI KATAKURA: Abstract portraits; and PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

JANE PINCUS: Fanciful acrylic collages. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through January. ‘ARTIFACT SHOW’: Usable goods by artists from Vermont and beyond, as well as wall art and vintage collectibles. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 863-8100. Through December.

:: champlain valley KIT DONNELLY, KARLA VAN VLIET & BARBAR CONNOR: Paintings by the so-called Hardscrabble Artists. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-7011. Through December. ‘SNOW DAYS: ADDISON COUNTY IN WINTER’: Photographs of early snow scenes and recreational activities; and decorations recreating Christmas from a century past. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through January. JOAN MACKENZIE & JANII PETERSON: Animal paintings and woven chenille wearables, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through December 30. CASEY BLANCHARD: Monoprints exploring the spiritual aspects of the world. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 9853037. Through February.

:: central HANNAH KOPECKY: "h-art," paintings. River Run Restaurant, Plainfield, 8399875. Through December. FRANK DOW JR. & PHIL SPARANGO: "Landscapes and a Stairway to Heaven," paintings and drawings by the self-taught artists. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 3562776. Through January 15. DIANE GABRIEL: Recent works on paper. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-5422. Through December. ‘WRAP IT UP! END OF YEAR GIFT SHOW’: Original artwork and prints by 15 Vermont artists. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through December. JAY ERICSON: "A Photographic Tour of Vermont's Town Forests: A Defining Tradition in the Green Mountain State," images of forests, landscapes and people across Vermont. Warren Town Hall, 760-1217. Through January 4. MAGGIE NEALE: Paintings in oil and beeswax. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Through December. JASON RYAN OSTERHOUT: Abstract paintings in acrylic. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 8280749. Through January. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Acrylic paintings and painted musical instruments. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 8937503. Through January 7. ‘BABY WANTS ART FOR XMAS’: Vermont artists offer artistic presents for under $100. Nina Gaby Studio and Gallery, Brookfield, 276-3762. By appointment through January 7. GENE PARENT: Watercolors featuring the beauty of Vermont. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 485-8266. Through December 30. ‘THE CRAFT OF ART’: A holiday group show featuring works in multiple media by 15 artists, plus collectibles and Christmas ornaments from around the world. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Through January 7. GEORGE LAWRENCE & JACQUELYN JIMOI: Paintings in oil, acrylic and pastel. Tunbridge Public Library, 8899404. Through January 20. ‘WILD PEOPLE, WILD PLACES 3’: Black-and-white and color images from North and South America, with an emphasis on conservation, by Brian Mohr and Emily Johnson. La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, 2290443. Through December. JESSE AHEE: "With Child," pastel paintings. Rhapsody CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through December.

SUKI CIAPPARA: "The Fertile Mystery," needle felted images and acrylic on canvas. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through December. DONNA UNDERWOOD-OWENS: "Living the Magic of Vermont," fine-art photography on ceramic tiles, cards and framed prints. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23 @yahoo.com. Through December. MAGGIE NEALE: Abstract paintings with encaustic. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Through December. HOLIDAY GROUP SHOW: "The Craft of Art," 14 artists show their wares, from photography and paintings to jewelry and glass. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Through January 7. KERRY O. FURLANI: Slate sculptures. Brick Box, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 775-0570. Through December 30. ‘CELEBRATE’: Artworks in all media by members of SPA on all three floors. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through December 30. ‘PROFFERING THE PRAISEWORTHY PRESENT’: A seasonal gift show featuring the gallery's roster of artists. Cooler Gallery & Shop, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through January 13.

:: northern PETER MILLER: Impressionist oil paintings. Westford Public Library, 878-5639. Through January 1. DEBORAH HOLMES: Vermont scenic watercolors. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through December. 26TH ANNUAL FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT: A dozen trees decorated by community members, as well as a display of menorahs, dreidels and Vermont bells, the annual member art show and work by Stowe High School alumnus Douglas Scribner. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through December. EUNICE KINSEY: "The Rowell Girls," watercolor winter scenes by the popular folk artist. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007. Through December. MILTON ARTISTS’ GUILD: A holiday group show featuring paintings, prints, photography, metal works and more. The Alley Coffee House, Milton, 893-7860. Through December.

:: southern SMALL PICTURE SHOW: The 4th annual exhibit features work in multiple media, all under 11-by-14 inches, by Vermont and New Hampshire artists. Pegasus Gallery, Quechee, 296-7693. Through January 4. DECEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Eight individual artists are featured along with the 15th Annual Little Picture Show. Yester House Gallery, Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 3621405. Through January 9.

:: regional ‘MODERN TRANSLATION: TRANSITIONS IN THE WORK OF PETER RUSSOM’: Oil paintings from a sabbatical in Italy, as well as earlier works. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, SUNY Plattsburgh, 518-564-2474. Through January 28. ‘GIRODET, ROMANTIC REBEL’: From the Louvre collection, a retrospective comprising nearly 130 monumental paintings by the French painter (1767-1824), as well as some works on paper, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion. MontrĂŠal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-790-1245 (U.S. tickets 1800-678-5440). Through January 21. ‘FROM DISCOVERY TO DARTMOUTH: THE ASSYRIAN RELIEFS’: An installation about the ancient Iraqi reliefs and other Near Eastern works from the permanent collection. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through March 11. ďż˝

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Unexpected Results Some things surprise you. A year ago, who would have thought that the best video game of the year would be an electronic version of bowling? Then again, who could have predicted that a gaming console sporting past-generation graphics and a goofy name would capture the mass market’s imagination? Looking back at the past year, the Nintendo Wii stands out as the most exciting development by far, and a simple game of bowling packaged with the system has turned into the most compelling and interesting piece of interactive entertainment released in the past 12 months. What? No “Gears of War,” with its perfect blend of visual detail and brutal narrative? No “The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion,” featuring an expansive fantasy landscape packed with trials and treasure? Not something for the PlayStation 3? What about other Wii games? The new “Zelda” game lives up to the series’ grand reputation. And “Rayman Raving Rabbids” is as fun as it is odd. While each of these games still provides a worthy distraction from the pressures of the real world, none of them really changes the art or science of video games the way “Wii Bowling” does. In commercials for the system, Nintendo likes to show a wide range of people playing with the machine. From kids too hip to ever be seen actually enjoying a game to old folks surely too feeble to wield a controller, the commercials press the idea that gaming really is for the rest of us. But the trouble with this idea is that most people can’t manage an M1 Garand rifle in “Call of Duty” or a chainsaw in “Dead Rising.” Even guitar slinging like a rock star in “Guitar Hero II” sits just beyond the vast majority of potential game

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tap into even a little of this sport’s timeless fun, the future of video games remains bright. Who’s It For: If you can hold a television remote, you can play “Wii Bowling.” If you’ve ever felt the thrill of a perfect shot into the pocket and the clatter of a thundering strike, this game gives you a reason to dig out those old bowling shirts. If You Like This, Try That: “Wii Bowling” comes on a disk that also includes tennis, boxing, baseball and golf. These simple versions provide a perfect introduction to the Wii controllers. Best Part: The Wii allows players to create cartoon avatars called “Miis.” Take your Mii bowling, and it keeps track of your performance as you strive for pro standing and earn a special pro ball.

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(March 21-April 19): “When the first settlers arrived in the New World, they were terrified by the vast open spaces,” says Peter Anastas in the film Polis Is This. “They wanted to remake this unkempt paradise into a big English garden.” This is a scenario you should not imitate in 2007, Aries. Wander out into the unknown with a cracked grin and a wild heart. Let it work its elemental magic on you. Don’t be too eager to turn the frontier into a comfy hang-out.

you to be the zodiac’s most successful complainer in 2007. According to my analysis of the omens, you could excel at formulating brisk critiques and constructive dissent. You may even have a genius for bringing the bracing intelligence of the heart to bear on situations that are paralyzed by mind games. If you manage to fulfill the potential I’m prophesying, you’ll set in motion far-reaching ripples of benevolent change. More power to you, Cancerian! May your grumbles and squawks and protests be imbued with lyrical persuasiveness.

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(April 20-May 20): Though millions of other people may be flirting with glamorous badness and crafty nastiness in 2007, I bet you’ll have a minimal attraction to negativity, no matter how interesting it might allegedly be. Drama kings and drama queens may try to seduce you into the crazy chaos they stir up through their addiction to pain, but you’ll be pretty immune to their temptations. Seemingly reasonable people might hope you’ll buy into their gloom and doom, but you’ll be too smart for that. Congratulations in advance for your determination to be free of the stupid suffering that so many people love to entertain themselves with.

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Dear Rob: Did you ever hear of that monstrous experiment in which a monkey actually died from lack of touch? I often feel like that poor creature. For a while I thought I was being selfish to want more love, but now I’m sick of that idiotic intellectualized self-denial, and refuse to pretend I’m a self-sufficient saint who can go through life feeling a chronic gray bathwater haze of half-assed passion. Is there any hope? — Deprived Gemini.” Dear Deprived: Good news! The possibility that you’ll be inundated with love is higher in 2007 than it has been for years. Here are two tips to make it more likely that you’ll be in the right places at the right times to capitalize: (1) Make yourself supremely lovable; (2) increase your capacity to give love.

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(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In Kabbalah, the tree of life is the primary symbol of the universe. In Norse mythology, the World Tree links heaven to earth and shelters all living things; beneath it lies a magical well with water that confers special powers on those who drink it. The ancient Chinese spoke of a peach tree that bore a single fruit once every three millennia, and provided immortality to anyone who ate it. In the mythic tradition of modern science, trees have a crucial role in maintaining the ecological health of the planet. I mention all this, Virgo, because in 2007 you’ll benefit tremendously from deepening your relationship with trees — both the actual and mythical kinds. Get to know them better. Learn

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 2007, you’ll

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ing big-screen bookends, Flags of Our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jima. That’s a lot of war for a single year. One would like to think the trend has peaked, but anyone who’s tuned into a White House press conference lately knows better. Change is a long way off. A whole slate of Iraq docs are standing by for release throughout 2007. That there will probably be another batch in 2008 is the most inconvenient truth of all. The Biggest Ticket sales Disappointments were up for other of 2006 reasons, too, of course, and here BABEL are a few of them. THE DEPARTED As always, the FAST FOOD NATION caveat: I’m not MIAMI VICE claiming the folNACHO LIBRE (left) lowing are definitively the 10 best and worst movies of the last 12 with the subject of war, a subject on months, just the best and worst I’ve many peoples’ minds these days. had a chance to see. Awaiting me is a After all, 2006 was the year stack of award screeners I haven’t been America confronted the specter of able to keep up with. I’ll tell you all 9/11 in the Cineplex. Two powerful about them in the new year. Best films from talented directors brought wishes for a boffo one! haunting reminders of that morning’s horror. Oliver Stone’s World Trade The 10 Best Films Center made a lot of critics’ 10-best of 2006 lists. Paul Greengrass made it to the (from fine to finest) top of mine with United 93. It seemed as if someone released a 10. BLOOD DIAMOND new documentary on the folly of the This year’s Syriana. Edward Zwick’s Iraq invasion every weekend — among them The War Tapes, The riveting, large-canvas conflict-stone exposé marked a welcome return to Road to Guantanamo, Iraq in form. Briskly paced, beautifully shot, Fragments and Iraq for Sale: The and shocking and touching by turns, War Profiteers. On the fictional front, there was the upcoming Home this film is as rare as the gem at the of the Brave. Even V For Vendetta heart of its story. Few are this close to contained coded references to Abu flawless. Ghraib. And then there were movies about other wars, such as The Good 9. V FOR VENDETTA German and Clint Eastwood’s tower- From the Wachowski brothers, a visuar. What is it good for? Well, this past year it was good for the movie industry. Yes, I know it was good for a lot of people in Washington, D.C., too, but our concern today is Hollywood, not Halliburton. Ticket sales rebounded over the past 12 months following the steepest year-to-year decline in more than two decades. Why did that happen? One reason might be the proliferation of serious, thoughtful motion pictures dealing

ally dazzling work that refracts a dizzying array of cultural touchpoints — from 1984, The Phantom of the Opera and “Benny Hill” to rippedfrom-the-headlines riffs on religious fundamentalism, domestic surveillance, suicide bombers and Abu Ghraib. I’m not sure there’s ever been a big-screen blender quite like it. 8. STRANGER THAN FICTION Suspending disbelief has seldom paid more satisfying dividends than it does in Marc Forster’s latest. With a little help from Will Ferrell and Maggie Gyllenhaal, the director conjures a metaphysical fairy tale that’s as touching and funny as it is utterly preposterous. It’s that rarest of movies, which misfires with its central conceit but triumphs on virtually every other front. And that’s a fact. 7. GABRIELLE The great Isabelle Huppert makes Martha in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? look like June Cleaver by the final act of Patrice Chereau’s blistering, brilliantly original rumination on the subject of marital rot. 6. A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION A fitting farewell from the master. The recently deceased Robert Altman teamed up with fellow Midwesterner Garrison Keillor to produce a motion picture that’s not merely unique in the director’s body of work but unique, period. As meditations on mortality go, this is a lively, warm-blooded affair. 5. THE PROPOSITION John Hillcoat’s hypnotic, unflinchingly pitiless Aussie Western is about many things: loyalty, national arro>> 63A

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: Ben Stiller stars in this comic effects-fest about a bumbling security guard who accidentally activates an ancient curse that brings the displays in the Museum of Natural History to life. Owen Wilson and Ricky Gervais costar. Shawn Levy directs. (108 min, PG) ROCKY BALBOA: Sylvester Stallone returns for yet another round as the legendery boxer in this action-adventure about a retired fighter lured back into the ring. (102 min, NR) THE GOOD SHEPHERD: Robert De Niro directs this fictional account of the birth of the CIA. Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie head a cast that includes De Niro himself, along with long-lost pal Joe Pesci. (168 min, R) THE HISTORY BOYS: From Nicholas Hytner comes this adaptation of the popular stage production about an unruly class of bright history students competing for a place at Oxford or Cambridge. Starring Frances De La Tour and Stephen Campbell Moore. (104 min, R) WE ARE MARSHALL: In this sports drama based on a true story, Matthew McConaughey plays a coach who helps a West Virginia town heal and rebuild its football heritage after a plane crash kills the local college team. (127 min, PG)

SHORTS APOCALYPTOHHH1/2 Mel Gibson directs this English-free action-adventure set against the backdrop of the fall of the Mayan civilization. (139 min, R) BABELHHH1/2 From 21 Grams-director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu comes this meditation on the invisible connections between people and the way a tragedy can ripple from one side of the world to the other. Starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Elle Fanning, Gael Garcia Bernal and Koji Yakusho. (142 min, R) BLOOD DIAMONDHHHH Leonardo DiCaprio and Djimon Hounsou are teamed in director Edward Zwick’s adventure about an ex-mercenary and a fisherman in Africa who combine forces to locate a priceless pink gem. Jennifer Connelly costars. (143 min, R) BORATHHH Brit wit Sacha Baron Cohen brings one of his characters from HBO’s “Da Ali G Show” to the big screen. Kazakhi journalist Borat Sagdiyev crosses the U.S. making a documentary and exposing prejudices and hypocrisies along the way. Pamela Anderson costars. Larry Charles directs. (82 min, R) CASINO ROYALEHHHH Director Martin Campbell hits the restart button on the franchise, and returns the world’s most famous spy to his roots as a raw recruit on the M16 team. Daniel Craig makes his debut in the role. Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright and Eva Green costar. (144 min, PG-13)

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No wonder that Manchel is bursting with pride about Jon Kilik’s latest project — Babel. little wonder that he’s bursting with pride about Kilik’s latest project — Babel, by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, which was recently nominated for seven Golden Globe awards. “I told Jon that I think the movie is a flawed masterpiece,” Manchel says. “Of all the boys, he probably has the most impeccable resume.” The other two are hardly slouches, though. All have been to the Academy Awards, as nominees and/or recipients. Kilik, class of ’78, has collaborated with the likes of Spike Lee, Jim

Jarmusch and Julian Schnabel. Richardson, who dropped out of UVM after his sophomore year in the mid’70s, is most closely associated with Oliver Stone, but he won his 2004 Oscar as director of photography for Martin Scorsese’s The Aviator. Franzoni, class of ’71, picked up a statuette for his Gladiator screenplay in 2000. Richardson shotThe Good Shepherd, a new release directed by Robert De Niro, and that’s another cause for celebration this holiday season. Manchel had a sneak peek at drafts of the script, sent to him by his protégé. He says the CIA thriller, which opened nationwide on December 22, is about “superpatriots during the Cold War who go outside the law with the best intentions and lose their souls.” Franzoni, meanwhile, has been planning his directorial debut: an Englishlanguage remake of Chan-wook Park’s Joint Security Area, set in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea. In a more mainstream mode, the Rutland native is also writing Hannibal the Conqueror, which will feature action star Vin Diesel in the title role. Manchel’s boys are clearly on the move. Babel, by the way, was not a big draw during its December run at the Savoy Theater. Ditto for certain previous selections at the Montpelier art house, such as Heading South, The War Tapes, Tsotsi and The U.S. vs. John Lennon. What do they have in com-

mon? Heavy-duty subject matter. “Our core audience was once very adventurous,” explains Rick Winston, who owns the venue with his wife Andrea Serota. “Many now want to go to the movies for entertainment.” This shift seems to be part of a pattern evolving across the country. Winston says “disturbing” pictures have become less and less popular, except perhaps at the Green Mountain Film Festival “when people are up for the challenge.” Even dynamite reviews no longer persuade folks with compassion fatigue to spend two hours getting bummed out about dire world issues. “We have anecdotal evidence,” Winston notes. “Even though An Inconvenient Truth was a hit, some people who came said their friends wouldn’t accompany them to see anything depressing.” Thought-provoking fare is de rigueur at the MountainTop Film Festival, whose fourth annual edition takes place January 10-14 at the Big Picture Theater in Waitsfield. About 15 topical documentaries and features are on tap. Post-apartheid South Africa, civil disobedience in the Vietnam War

era, Somali Bantu immigrants in the U.S., the child sex trade, the 1930s struggle for independence in India, and Israeli-Palestinian tensions are just a few of the global concerns that will be considered during the thematic five-day event. Ralph Nader has been invited to attend in support of An Unreasonable Man, a nonfiction look at his career as a national gadfly. Eugene Jarecki of Why We Fight fame, who is fest director Claudia Becker’s husband, will lead a master class on political media. Alex Gibney, Oscar-nominated last year for Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, is offering excerpts from Taxi to the Dark Side, his work-in-progress about the parties responsible for torture at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo. And James Longley will be on hand for a Q&A after his Sundance prizewinning Iraq in Fragments. Always timed to coincide with the observation of Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday, MountainTop is a rallying cry for peace, justice and human rights. For information, go to www. mountaintop filmfestival.com or call 496-8994. More on this lineup in the new year, which, hopefully, will be a happy one. m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

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READ THIS FIRST: This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

It’s not nice to SHELLAC someone’s hair when they’re sleeping. In the old days, to CAN beans or berries meant to bottle them. If you SMASH your car, at what point is it considered “totaled”? Bob’s beagles love to sniff the ground over the septic TANK. The phrase “CROCK pot” has been replaced by “slow cooker.” OIL paint is more toxic than acrylic, but it definitely looks better. A bread-and-butter PICKLE is more satisfying than a gherkin. You’d better PLASTER that hole in the wall before the mice come. An educated comedian who gets no laughs is a “smart BOMB.” My chair squeaks so much I should probably LUBRICATE it. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS CIDER. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

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NEW ON DVD/VHS A SCANNER DARKLY���1/2 From Richard Linklater comes this visually adventurous adaptation of the Philip K. Dick novel offering dual cautions about the dangers of drug abuse and the government’s capacity to abuse its power. With Keanu Reeves, Woody Harrelson, Winona Ryder and Robert Downey. (100 min, R) ALL THE KING'S MEN��1/2 Sean Penn stars in this remake based on Robert Penn Warren’s 1946, Pulitzer-winning novel about the rise of an idealistic Louisiana politician and the corruption that leads to his downfall. With Jude Law and Kate Winslet. Directed by Steven Zallian. (120 min, PG-13) GABRIELLE���� Isabelle Huppert and Pascal Greggory are paired in writer-director Patrice Chereau’s screen version of the Joseph Conrad story “The Return,� which explores the passions below the surface in a troubled marriage. (90 min, NR) INVINCIBLE���� Mark Wahlberg stars in the fact-based saga of a down-on-his-luck bartender who realized his dream of playing professional

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“Jessiej02” says: “I visit Adriana’s once a week because I just can’t get enough of the atmosphere and fantastic food. While the menus are eclectic, they are exciting and liven up the bland stereotypical food that is offered on almost every other restaurant on Church Street . . . Our dinner was fantastic!! Wonderfully fresh and properly dressed salads and great risotto. Our NY strip steaks were cooked to PERFECTION, the sides were really good, and the paella was the best I’ve ever had!! The negative responses I’ve read . . . are clearly from people who don’t understand food.” “Whistle Reviews” says: “. . . The eggplant bruscetta had a nice olive tapenade, but was served on soggy bread, cold “grilled” eggplant, and a weak side of wilted mesclun greens that had seen more of the heat lamp than the bruscetta . . . Someone should remind the chef to remove the stickers off the vegetables before he cuts them next time. The curt manager offered a harissa couscous dish to make up for the error, but it was so spicy it felt more like it was his revenge instead. Usually, restaurants try to sweeten the deal after a mistake, but a dessert menu wasn’t even offered. With all the glam and deceptive menu we expected more than a mediocre display of unrefined food.” 07B >>

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A couple of questions gnaw at him during frequently sleepless nights, Melanson says. One goes: “I could keep this place open for a while, but should I?â€? And the second, which is more rhetorical, can be taken as a response to the first: “Isn’t this the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me?â€? There’s a legacy factor, too. Carol’s Hungry Mind CafĂŠ is named in memory of a third partner, Carol Ross, who died a few weeks before her dream of starting a neighborly coffee house could be realized. A former accountant with the Vermont Community Fund, Ross succumbed to pancreatic cancer at age 52. Her husband had died of the same disease, and at the same age, a few years earlier. Melanson had met Ross through Match.com

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in 2003. His own spouse had suffered a fatal heart attack on a skiing trip to the Adirondacks in 2001. Widow and widower built “a strong friendship,â€? says Melanson, a former woodworker who became committed to helping Ross find a site for the coffee house she had wanted to open for 20 years. “I was looking for a change in my life,â€? he recalls. “And this was something I wanted to do with Carol.â€? Tindall had similar ambitions. Having worked as a preschool teacher in Middlebury for six years, she too was ready for a new challenge and had begun seeking space to start an espresso joint. “I was mostly interested in setting up an alternative to the bar scene,â€? Tindall explains. She eventually joined forces with Ross and Melanson. Together, they signed a lease early in 2005 to occupy the former JOHN MELANSON Spiral. Renovations were well underway when Ross died 11 days after receiving her diagnosis. It was Tindall who then persuaded the despondent Melanson to forge ahead with the venture. “It’s what Carol would have wanted,â€? she told him. If the cafĂŠ does close, it won’t be because the two owners weren’t flexible. They’re constantly adding offerings in the form of both food and entertainment. Baker Juan Benes was recently hired to produce the pastries and muffins formerly purchased from an off-premises supplier. Customers are responding favorably, Melanson says — though he’s had to sink thousands of dollars into baking equipment and a ventilating system. The cafĂŠ also serves wine and beer, non-caffeinated soft drinks and sandwiches. Carol’s Hungry Mind has also become one of the area’s top venues for live music. Bands or solo artists, some of them locally famous, perform most Friday or Saturday nights in a basement space that’s occasionally filled with up to 60 fans of folk, jazz or world music. Left-of-center documentaries are screened there one Monday a month, courtesy of In the Alley Bookshop. Upstairs, the wall opposite the rotating art shows is reserved for the work of Addison County photographers. All the pieces are for sale. The cafĂŠ takes a mere 10 percent commission. In a joint promotional venture last weekend, Tindall and Melanson were serving free lattes to anyone who presented a sales receipt from a village shop. “It’s one more way of building clientele,â€? Tindall explained. “We’re getting people who don’t even know what a latte is. The hope is, they’ll come back and pay for one in the future.â€? >

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133 Bank Street, Burlington, 865-5200 Rated: HHHHH “Gourmet Gal� says: “This is definitely not your typical Chinese restaurant. The food is incredibly fresh and creative. Everything I’ve tried on the menu (as well as the specials) have been outstanding. The dry-fried green beans, the red oil dumplings, and the mock eel are musts! The wine list has something for everyone, and the cocktails are delicious (and generous). You won’t be disappointed.�

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“IanDean� says: “Maybe my expectations were too high from all the previous reviews on this place . . . maybe I caught them on a bad night. The ambiance and service were much better than the average Chinese food that could’ve came out of any greasy Chinese take-out place. I ordered the mushu shrimp . . . and I ended up taking two bites and throwing in the towel. Single pebble is an okay place. The food doesn’t warrant the prices. I can walk into any Chinese take-out, put the food in a nice looking plate and lazy susan and it’s comparable to what you get at this restaurant.�

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“Anonymous 145� says: “I had also heard fantastic things from locals about this place — I was somewhat disappointed. Had the veal dish and sauce was watered down. Wine list could have been great, but the first 3 wines we requested were sold out (disappointing!!) forcing us into a more expensive and less tasty bottle. Service a little over-excited too — waitress asked us 3 times if we were ready (all in a 5 minute time frame) and was quick to grab plates while we were still eating. Probably won’t go back, as it was also a little pricey.�

137 Route 15, Essex Junction, 872-9998 Rated: HHHHH “Debbie� says: “My husband and I eat here often since it is so reasonably priced. We have liked every dish we have tried but the Banh Xeo, a curried flavored crepe filled with shrimp, chicken, & pork, served on a bed of lettuce, cucumber and cilantro is superb. Freshest, tastiest Oriental food to be found anywhere. No heavy, sugary sauces to hide flavors.� “If it Wags� says: “The food reminds me a little of Vietnamese food, and I order it when I am really missing the real thing and can’t get to Boston or Montreal. The soup I have tried was not good at all and I would not order that again. Their fresh spring rolls are really good . . . All in all, we get take out from here often, but I always feel a little disappointed because Vietnamese food can be so, so much better and is even my absolute favorite meal on earth — but not from here.�

156 Church Street, Burlington, 658-1119 Rated: HHHHH “AroundBtown� says: “I love Smokejacks. It is a definite go-to for any meal. The brunch is great with an amazing selection of mimosas. Lunch also includes some great new fresh dishes and dinner is always beautifully done, perfect portion size, and great local fresh ingredients. The cheese list is always fun to experiment with especially with their great selection of wines. And if I’m ever in doubt about any dishes, I can always get the seared tuna salad which never disappoints . . . one of my favorite dishes in town! The waitstaff is always friendly and helpful and the ambiance is that of a trendy big city restaraunt without the pretentiousness.�

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These end-of-the year round-ups always drive me a little crazy. I have a hard time remembering what happened last week, let alone six months ago. But I figured it might be fun to recap some of the more interesting musical occurrences of 2006 as reported by yours truly in this very column. One event that I’m not likely to forget anytime soon was The Pants’ reunion show that took place at Higher Ground in May. In the extraordinary ramp-up to the show, Seven Days told you just about everything there was to know about the band, barring their preference in undergarments. We’re saving that for next time. The concert itself was fantastic, but there were a few bumps on the road to rock. One came in the form of a complaint to the Secretary of State’s office about the use of the Green Mountain coat-of-arms in advertising the gig. To get a better grasp of the issue, I phoned State Archivist Gregory Sanford, who illustrated the seriousness of “implying state endorsement,” while cracking me up several times. I’m happy to report that at the end of the day, no one got sued. Look for both a band documentary and a live concert DVD next spring, the labors of filmmaker/media hound Bill Simmon. You can check out a trailer for the former at www.candleboy.com/pants. It was a good year for local artists on national TV. Zany rockers James Kochalka Superstar’s tune “Hockey Monkey” was chosen as the theme song to the FOX network sitcom “The Loop.” I have no idea if that show is even still on. Big news for JKS, for sure. Still, there were a few hassles, as the tune was co-written with hockey-themed rockers The Zambonis, who were angling for a cut of the royalties. But it all turned out OK in the end. The Zambonis drove up the price the network was willing to pay, so everyone got more scratch. Hooray for capitalism! Burlington singer-songwriter Gregory Douglass saw the video for his song “I Wanted to Run” air on the gay-and-lesbian-oriented network LOGO. Douglass later appeared on the channel’s music show “NewNowNext” as a host. Next stop, silver screen? A handful of local musicians hit the road for good this year. ExMiddle Eight man/solo artist David Stockhausen split for San Francisco; indie troubadour and producer Ryan Power headed to Arkansas; and drummer/singer-songwriter Neil Cleary decided to give Boston a go, as did trumpeter Alex Toth and saxophonist Annakalmia Traver. That’s quite an exodus, but don’t worry — I’m still hangin’ tough. Also this year a ragtag group of players at Radio Bean’s Honky-

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GP&N’s hometown of Waitsfield gets a Latin vibe going with a yearend celebration starring salsamerengue-jazz faves Grupo Sabor. The nine-piece group will ring in ’07 at the Big Picture Theater with their dance-friendly rhythms. For those with two left feet, there will be a salsa lesson at 8 p.m. Tickets are $15 — pretty cheap for a NYE event. Head to www.BigPicture Theater.com or call 496-8994 for more info. Burlington’s ECHO Center will also be accommodating boogieminded individuals. “Me, You & Everyone We Know” is a 25-DJ event featuring some of the area’s finest turntablists. Attendees can dance to DJs A-Dog, Demus, Tricky Pat, Percy Dynamite, THE PANTS Elliott Matos, Jah Red and Melo Tonk Tuesday morphed into Grant, to name a few. Did I menRamble Dove, a supergroup feation they’ve got five sound systuring Mike Gordon, Brett tems? That’s a lot of bump ’n’ grind. Hughes, Marie Claire, Neil Tickets for the event are $25. Check Cleary, Scott Murawski, Gordon out www.MySpace.com/NewYears Stone and Aya Inoue. The band GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS EveBurlington for the full skinny. spread its wings and flew straight outta If you’re thinking of doing New B-town, even playing the massive Bonnaroo Festival in Tennessee. Year’s on the cheap, you might want to pop into Winooski’s Monkey There was some bad news, too, such as the closing of longtime House, where rock bashers Lobot and songwriter Andy Lugo will be GLBT- and hetero-friendly venue 135 Pearl last July. A sad occasion entertaining. That show kicks off at 10 p.m. and costs a mere $5. indeed, but the club threw a massive party to help dull the pain. Montpelier gets into the action with Langdon Street Café’s Auld I know, I know: There was way more to 2006 than what I just Lang Syne-athon. This year’s musical entertainment includes funky mentioned. Maybe you should keep a scrapbook. Money Jungle and smoky Latin act Amapola. Other attractions include a make-out booth and champagne toast. It’s inadvisable to attempt both at the same time. Visit www.LangdonStreetCafe.com or call 223-8667 for more info. Holy crap, there’s a lot to do on New Year’s Eve. In fact, it would likeIf you’re trawling through Burlington with kids in tow, you might ly take the rest of the issue to tell you about everything. Since we want to swing by Memorial Auditorium to see “eccentric funnyman” need to save room for the I-Spys, here’s a rundown of just some of Mr. Woodhead, a.k.a. Woody Keppel. His First Night-approved the activities going down. schtick takes place at 3 and 6 p.m., and also features England’s Most Vermonters likely haven’t seen Grace Potter & the Stickleback Plasticus and Boston’s Yo-Yo People. Musical accompaNocturnals perform since their bitchin’ end-of-summer show at the niment comes courtesy of Mr. Gatch & the Vaudeville Orchestra, a Shelburne Museum. The band has no doubt been busy working on band featuring Randy Crosby, Peter Krag, Cody Sargent and their next disc for Hollywood Records, but they’ll return to Higher Russel Flynn. According to my sources, the show will be a “frenetic Ground for a special three-night engagement on December 29, 30 and amalgam of comedy, dance and shenanigans.” Gotta love those 31. These shows are likely to sell out, so you might want to stop shenanigans. reading right now and visit www.HigherGroundMusic.com or call 6520777 to get your tickets.

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ARTHUR BROOKS QUARTET (free jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. NICHOLAS CASSARINO ENSEMBLE (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC. BASSCAMP PRESENTS: LOCALS NIGHT (drum ’n’ bass DJs), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Celtic), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THE POWDER KEGS, EAMES BROTHERS BAND (bluegrass, Americana, blues), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. 802 SNOWBOARD & SKATE SHOP COLLEGE DANCE PARTY (DJs), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL, Green Room, 7 p.m. NC, followed by BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. SCHOOL OF ROCK ALL-STARS, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 6:30 p.m. $10/12. AA. IPOD NIGHT (self-serve DJ), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT WITH CELTIC THYME, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

REBECCA CORREIA (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; DOCTOR OAKROOT (country-blues), 8 p.m. NC; SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), 9 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE END-OF-YEAR GALA WITH SPECIAL GUESTS (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & JOHN MCKENNA (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE (bluegrass), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. KLIQUE (minimal electronic dance), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by GREG IZOR BLUES BAND, 10 p.m. NC. TIKUNE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: A NEW YEAR’S BALL (hip-hop, dance), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $12/15. Ages 13-18. TEEN NIGHT (hip-hop, top 40 DJ), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $8. Ages 13-17. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. SOUL PATROL (Motown, soul DJ), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. DJ NICENESS (reggae), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ MANA (hip-hop, breaks), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH THE EAMES BROTHERS BAND, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUE FOX (blues singer-songwriter), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. DOCTOR OAKROOT (country-blues), Langdon St. CafÊ, 8 p.m. Donations. DAVE KELLER (blues, soul), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9:30 p.m. NC. STOLEN MOMENTS (bossa nova, swing), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley DR. HONEYWELL (funky covers), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

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SARA GRACE & FRIENDS (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 7 p.m. Donations, followed by FLATBUSH (Americana, country-rock), 9 p.m. Donations. REGGAE DANCEHALL PARTY (DJ), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. IAN CASE (double-neck guitar), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. BLUES JAM WITH MIKE BERNAL, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. CONNIPTION FITS (rock covers), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

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SEVEN DAYS

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LIVE JAZZ, Euro Gourmet, 7:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BOB BOLYARD, St. John’s Club, 8 p.m. NC. GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS, STEEL TRAIN (rock, blues, soul, Americana) Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $25/27. AA. THE URGENCY, ROMANS, FIRE THE CANNONS (modern rock, indie), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $8/10. THE SMITTENS (indie-pop), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. MANSFIELD PROJECT (classic rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. FRACTURED (rock), Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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lyhooed gig at a local festival. Fans hoped the group would get back together permanently, but Yacovone declared they “would not be playing again in 2006.” Not to call him a liar, but doesn’t Dec. 31 count? That’s when he and the boys reconvene for a night of funked-up rock and searing r&b at their old haunt, Nectar’s. SYB will play three epic sets; “beach-grass” act The Old Silver Band performs during the breaks. Here’s a possible New Year’s resolution for the band: Never say never again.

PAUL DOUSE (solo acoustic), B.U. Emporium, 8 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY WITH TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central SCARECROW COLLECTION (rock), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honky-tonk, rockabilly), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR, Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations; BRETT HUGHES & LOWELL THOMPSON (alt-country), 8 p.m. Donations; TIMBA! (Latin jazz), 9:30 p.m. Donations. MYRA FLYNN & SPARK (neo-soul, r&b), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. INNER FIRE DISTRICT, FLAME DANCE PERFORMANCE (Gypsy), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. Donations. 18+. “PETESTOCK” WITH PETE SUTHERLAND, PATTI CASEY, COLIN MCCAFFREY, JEREMIAH MACLANE, WILL PATTON, KAREN SUTHERLAND (folk, Americana, singer-songwriters), Lost Nation Theater, 7:30 p.m. $18/20.

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VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. SANDHILL (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. POWDER KEGS (bluegrass), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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FAT CAMP SOUL SYNDICATE (funk, soul), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $7. ANTHEM (reggae), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area MISFIT MATINEE (garage rock), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC; GRASS GYPSIES (bluegrass), 8 p.m. NC; THE UNBEARABLE LIGHT (indie-rock), 9 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL, Adrianas Up, 8 p.m. NC. AMORPHOUS (funk, jam), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FIVEWISE (funk, rock, jam), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hiphop), midnight. $3. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC, followed by SMASHUP DERBY WITH DJ TRICKY PAT (mash-ups), 10 p.m. NC. AUDIO JOURNAL (acoustic rock covers), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by THE BREAKFAST, GONGZILLA (jam, rock), 10 p.m. $3. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. LADIES’ NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (top 40, hip-hop, oldschool beats), Second Floor, 9 p.m. NC, followed by 11 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ROCKSTEADY WITH DJ ZEEJAY (hip-hop classics), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. VT UNION PRESENTS: “THE SPOT” (hiphop DJs), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. DJS ANUBUS & JJ (hip-hop, reggae), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS, APOLLO SUNSHINE (rock, blues, soul, Americana, indie) Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $25/27. AA. FTX (hip-hop), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. THE HITMEN (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE DANCE PARTY, Banana Winds Café, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley OPEN MIKE WITH MIKE PELKEY, B.U. Emporium, 8 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. “PETESTOCK” WITH PETE SUTHERLAND, PATTI CASEY, COLIN MCCAFFREY, JEREMIAH MACLANE, WILL PATTON, KAREN SUTHERLAND (folk, Americana, singer-songwriters), Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $18/20.

:: central JAPHY RYDER (funk, jazz, jam), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. GREAT BROOK BLUES BAND, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ROB WALLER & FRIENDS (alt-country, Americana), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by REGGAE NIGHT WITH LADY SHELLY & NEWTON WALKER, 9 p.m. Donations. GREG IZOR BLUES BAND, Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. DJ TRICKY PAT (hip-hop, retro dance), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC.

:: northern ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. RESONATOR (instrumental rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ALL-STAR DYNAMITE DISCO REVIEW, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $10.

SUN.31 :: burlington area

FORWARD SKIDDING IN OUTRAGEOUS (vaudeville eccentricities; New Year’s party), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. NEW YEAR’S EVE SALSA PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR & GUESTS (Latin dance), Parima, 10 p.m. $12/15. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL, Adrianas Up, 11 a.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. NEW YEAR’S EVE BASH WITH A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. $10. NEW YEAR’S WITH SETH YACOVONE BAND, THE OLD SILVER BAND (rock, blues, funk, jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $20/25.

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venues 411 MEPHISTO ODYSSEY, BIG DOG, BEN BARLOW, CHRIS PATTISON, ALEX BUDNEY OF BAD SUIT WITH JUSTIN R.E.M. & DJK (electronic), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $75 open bar. $25. NEW YEAR’S CELEBRATION WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (hip-hop, dance), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $10/20. 18+. DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, DJS ANUBUS & FATTIE B. (hip-hop; New Year’s celebration), Plan B, 9 p.m. $65/80. “ME, YOU & EVERYONE WE KNOWâ€? WITH DJS A-DOG, DEMUS, TRICKY PAT, PERCY DYNAMITE, ELLIOTT MATOS & MORE (hip-hop, reggae, dance; New Year’s bash), ECHO, 9 p.m. $25. NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS, APOLLO SUNSHINE (rock, soul, funk, jam) Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $39/45. AA. TURKEY BOUILLON MAFIA, JAPHY RYDER (funk, jazz, jam), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $15/20. AA. LOBOT, ANDY LUGO (rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $5. THE HITMEN (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY WITH GORDON & DELBECK (acoustic rock), Banana Winds CafĂŠ, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL WITH BLURRY (modern rock covers), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. $20.

NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH GRUPO SABOR (salsa, merengue, jazz), Big Picture Theater & CafÊ, 8 p.m. $15.

:: northern NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY WITH LUCID (jam), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. NEW YEAR’S EVE BASH WITH SLI CHI (funk-rock, fusion), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $35. NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY WITH RESOULED (r&b), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $25/30.

MON.01 :: burlington area

HAPPY HOUR (indie-rock), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION OPEN MIKE, 8 p.m. NC. MIKE PEDERSEN TRIO (jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT WITH DJS FATTIE B & ZEEJAY (laid-back grooves), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. TRUCK STOP ROCK WITH BRETT HUGHES (vintage country DJ), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. REGGAE CAFÉ WITH JAH RED, Blue Star CafÊ, 8 p.m. NC.

TUE.02 :: burlington area

GUAGUA (psychotropical jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; ROADHOUSE CHARLIE (vintage country, honky-tonk), 8:30 p.m. NC; HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. THE PRODUCERS WITH J2 & FRANCISE (live beats), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. PARKER HOUSE & THEORY (jam), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH BOB DEGREE & BLUEGRASS STORM, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley NEW YEAR’S EVE BASH WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central THE X-RAYS (rock), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. THE ARMY OF FUN PRESENTS NYE ’07 WITH MONEY JUNGLE, AMAPOLA (funk, jazz, Latin; New Year’s celebration), Langdon St. CafÊ, 9 p.m. $15. DAVE KELLER BAND DANCE PARTY (soul, r&b), Montpelier City Hall, 9 p.m. Admission with Montpelier First Night badge. 007 NEW YEAR’S PARTY WITH B.A. FUNKHOUSE (funk; James Bond theme party), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. $10.

:: champlain valley SHOOTER NIGHT, City Limits, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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Adrianas Up, 25 Church St., Burlington, 658-1323. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Amigos Cantina, 4 Merchants Row, Middlebury, 388-3624. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Auggie’s, 213 College St., Burlington, 865-2800. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls CafÊ, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Ball & Chain CafÊ, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Banana Winds CafÊ & Pub, 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Bangkok Bistro & Thai Steakhouse, 2403 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 985-5577. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & CafÊ, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Blue Star CafÊ, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. The Bobcat CafÊ, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater CafÊ, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind CafÊ, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Euro Gourmet Market & CafÊ, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Global Markets CafÊ, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Good Times CafÊ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet CafÊ, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. Langdon St. CafÊ, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

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the national re-release of Nothing But the Water. Truckstop rockers Chuch took DVD documenting their adventures. Quirky jam foursome RAQ spent more time

Various Artists, Cry of Atlantis: The North Country Scene ’58-’67

on the road than they did at home, making a triumphant return to Higher Ground in December. Don’t forget to exhale, people.

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tion quality of these releases was better than ever. Some of this is no doubt due to new technology that makes home recording easy and affordable. But let’s not forget the pro studio engineers who did such a fine job tweaking knobs and faders. Buy yourselves a new sonic doohickey or something. It’s never easy to choose a “best of� from so many worthy releases, but we’ve tried. Here, then, are our top 10 Vermont CDs from 2006. The ranking is arbitrary, so no lording position over your peers!

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Local jazz chanteuse Taryn Noelle recently released her sophomore CD, There Was a Boy, which was recorded live at Stowe’s Ye Olde England Inn last August. The disc makes her frosting-smooth voice the centerpiece of 11 affectionate torch songs. Noelle has been likened to balladeers such as Julie London and Diane Krall, and it’s an apt comparison. She sells each tune with the conviction of a seasoned performer, and her phrasing is emphatic yet intimate. It helps that she’s got a crack band behind her, including pianist Dan Skea, bassist John Rivers and drummer Cody Sargent. Each member adds subtle coloring while avoiding grandstanding. Cole Porter’s “Too Darn Hot� kicks things off. It’s a respectable rendition that clues you in to what to expect on the rest of the album — namely, soft-focus, cabaret-style jazz. Noelle’s sultry, mid-range pipes are put to good use on “It Might as Well Be Spring,� an Academy Awardwinning Rogers & Hammerstein composition from the 1945 film State Fair. Noelle turns in a charming, if circumscribed version. The sensual “Am I Blue� works exceptionally well. On it, Rivers’ understated bass line provides a doting counterpoint to Noelle’s simmering vocals. The overall effect is one of muted incandescence, like a candle viewed through sheer curtains. “Never Never Land,� on the other hand, is too schmaltzy for my tastes. The tune’s airy flights of fancy are enough to make me swear off musical theater for eternity. Oh, wait, I already have. Noelle’s take on the Bobby Darin classic “Dream Lover� is inspired, with a slowed-down tempo that amplifies the ache and longing of the original. Eden Ahbez’s “Nature Boy� finds Noelle breaking away from the taffeta melodies of previous tracks. Ahbez was an eccentric composer whose work formed the cornerstone of what later became known as exotica. Noelle sounds perfectly comfortable with the tune’s indigo tonalities; I only wish there were more tracks like this on the album. “Why Can’t You Behave?� is another Cole Porter number that showcases Noelle’s playful side, while “In the Wee Small Hours� is a cozy little nocturne custom-made for slow dancing. The album closes with a reading of “Bye Bye Blackbird� that nicely illustrates Noelle’s knack for interpretation. Smooth jazz isn’t for all, or even most, occasions. But if you’re in the mood for elegant amour, There Was a Boy might be just the ticket. CASEY REA

Barre hard rockers Cellblock One are extraordinarily confident about their destiny. The quartet’s official bio states that they want to be “the biggest rock band in the world,â€? suggesting that an essential blend of “talent, charisma and a tad bit of arroganceâ€? will help ’em accomplish this feat. But the band’s latest effort, Cellblock One, leaves some lingering doubts. With its scraggly mix of dude-rock clichĂŠs and undercooked production, the record sounds seriously dated. It’s hard for me to imagine this stuff taking off beyond North Country barrooms, but, hey,

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it’s an unpredictable world. The performances are conventional at best. Down-tuned guitars, start-stop riffs and tonally challenged vocals come together in a barrage of metallic mediocrity. The disc opens with a minute-or-so of sinister sound effects. This is ostensibly to get the listener pumped, but I found it distracting. Subsequent track “Bleed In (Dying from Within)� condenses the lamest aspects of ’90s aggro into one overlong riff-wreck. But it does feature a healthy amount of cowbell. The band gets quasi-political with “Revolution,� or, as vocalist Matt Coles pronounces it, “rav-o-looshaw-un.� Ever hear South Park co-creator Trey Parker poke fun at macho metal? Well, I don’t think this is satire. “Love My Hate� has a decent intro, but loses the plot by the first verse. An awkward riff and rhythmically spotty vocals make for what Jack Black would call “weak sauce.� Then there are the lyrics, which seem culled from a high school notebook: “Tried my best to make you see but it never really was enough / In the end the soul I gave was trampled into dust,� Coles sings. A cautionary tale, I suppose. “Freedom Takes Its Toll� is a hard-rock report on current affairs. The track’s main riff tumbles like an unbalanced laundry load, but the focus is on the message. “Nuclear bombs, that’s what they claim / What about bin Laden? Oh, he got away / Make up some excuses, get Saddam Hussein / Are we any fucking different than him today?� Coles bellows. It’s like dollar-draft night at a Washington think-tank. I didn’t want to shit on this disc, but it’s just not very good. If Cellblock One truly desire star status, they should probably spend more time working on their material than boasting about it. CASEY REA

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:: central KARAOKE WITH BLUE MOON ENTERTAINMENT, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. OLD-TIME SESSIONS, Langdon St. CafÊ, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

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ARTHUR BROOKS QUARTET (free jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s-’90s jams), 11 p.m. NC. LIVE ACOUSTIC MUSIC, Rí Rå Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. INCARNATIONS OF ED (jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. 802 SNOWBOARD & SKATE SHOP COLLEGE DANCE PARTY (DJs), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL, Green Room, 7 p.m. NC, followed by BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. IPOD NIGHT (self-serve DJ), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT OPEN SESSION, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

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his band for the occasional album and live gig. Catch DU in a special New Year’s

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there was the music, a funk-flavored mix of jazzy breaks and gritty electronics. Shock introduced Tupac Shakur to the world, but he never gained the name-recog-

OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS (honky-tonk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. FUNKFOOT, Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS (hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by LUCY VINCENT (acoustic groove, funk), 10 p.m. $5. BROTHER THROUGH GLASS, WORKINGMAN’S ARMY, WHOARFROST, LOBOT (rock), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. COLLEGE DANCE PARTY, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. SOUL PATROL (Motown, soul DJ), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. DJ NICENESS (reggae), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ KILLA JEWEL (hip-hop, breaks), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH JIVE ATTIC, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

SOUL SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; NAQUELLE TEMPO (pop), 9 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3. BLACK: DIMENSIONS IN HOUSE MUSIC (DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by EVAN GOODROW BAND, CALARIAS (rock, funk, jam), 9 p.m. $3. PAPER THIN STAGES, THE NEW SIBERIANS (indie-rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA WITH DJ ROBBIE J. & GUESTS (urban dance party), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ BIG DOG (hip-hop, reggae), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJS FATTIE B. & A-DOG (hip-hop), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BOB BOLYARD, St. John’s Club, 8 p.m. NC. WOMYN’S NIGHT WITH ANTARA & THE CHRIS, DJS LLU & PRECIOUS (rock, dance) Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $5/10. AA. UNITE THE MIKE: A FREESTYLE BATTLE PROMOTING DIVERSITY & TOLERANCE AMONGST YOUTH WITH THE AZTEXT (hip-hop), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $6. AA. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Bolton Valley Resort, 8 p.m. NC. THE AMITY FRONT (Americana, rock), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. Donations. REGGAE DANCEHALL PARTY (DJ), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. HUNTER PAYE (acoustic rock; CD release party), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: central BLUE FOX & THE ROCKIN’ DADDYS (blues-rock), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR, Langdon St. CafÊ, 6 p.m. Donations, followed by GRAVEL (hard jazz), 9:30 p.m. Donations. KIP MEAKER & BLUE VELVET (electric blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. LADIES’ NIGHT DANCE PARTY (DJ), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC. GLENGARRY BHOYS (Celtic, rock), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $18.

:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. THE PULSE (r&b, funk), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $7. DADDY POP (dance-rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area MISFIT MATINEE (garage rock), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC; THE COMPASSIONATELY IDLE (eclectic), 9 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL, Adrianas Up, 8 p.m. NC. NOW IS NOW (acoustic pop-rock, jam), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JOSH DION BAND (funk, soul), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by DJ ADOG (hip-hop), midnight. $3. KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC, followed by SMASHUP DERBY WITH DJ TRICKY PAT (mash-ups), 10 p.m. NC. SARA COVER PRESENTS (singer-songwriters), Nectar’s, 4 p.m. NC, followed by CHUCH, ONESIDE (alt-country, rock), 10 p.m. $3. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. LADIES’ NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (top 40, hip-hop, old-school beats), Second Floor, 9 p.m. NC, followed by 11 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC.

DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ROCKSTEADY WITH DJ ZEEJAY (hip-hop classics), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. VT UNION PRESENTS: “THE SPOTâ€? (hiphop DJs), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. DJS ANUBUS & JJ (hip-hop), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. UNEARTH, SCREAMS OF ERIDA, SINCE THE FLOOD, THE MILES BETWEEN (metalcore), Higher Ground Ballroom, 6:30 p.m. $13/15. AA. FTX (hip-hop), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE DANCE PARTY, Banana Winds CafĂŠ, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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SANDHILL (rock), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. PANACEA (jazz, funk, experimental), Langdon St. CafÊ, 9 p.m. Donations. GOAT BROKE LOOSE (bluegrass, zydeco), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. GBLT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ JOHN NELSON, Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. $3-5.

:: northern ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. LASLO CAMEO (electric roots), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. THE PULSE (r&b, funk), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $7. DADDY POP (dance-rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. FIVEWISE (rock, funk, jam), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. BEN MCINTYRE (eclectic acoustic), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. MIKE PEDERSEN TRIO (jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT WITH DJS FATTIE B & ZEEJAY (laid-back grooves), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DARK STAR ORCHESTRA (Grateful Dead tribute), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $18/20. AA. TRUCK STOP ROCK WITH BRETT HUGHES (vintage country DJ), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. REGGAE CAFÉ WITH JAH RED, Blue Star CafÊ, 8 p.m. NC.

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Thursday and Friday, January 4 & 5, Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., see calendar for various times. $28. Info, 603-646-2422. Saturday, January 6, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $24-34. Info, 863-5966. www.hop.dartmouth.edu, www.flynncenter.org

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dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘CATS’: Thespians slink, saunter and purr in Northern Stage’s rendition of Broadway’s longest-running musical. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $23-47. Info, 296-7000.

film STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Screenings celebrate snow-centric cinema; skiers and snowboarders absorb Off the Grid, Warren Miller’s extreme winter sports footage. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 253-9911, ext. 203. ‘THE U.S. VS. JOHN LENNON’: This documentary examines political operatives’ attempts to silence the former Beatle’s message of peace during the Vietnam War. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: The 26th anniversary of this holiday exhibit features silver-bedecked evergreens and a collection of Vermont-made bells. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, noon - 5 p.m. $3. Info, 253-8358.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

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BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. SPARKLING SNOWFLAKES: Miniature crafters use materials and patterns to create glittering symbols at a walk-up art table. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free, bring a clean jar. Info, 865-7216. HOLIDAY STORYTELLING: Chivalrous listeners in grades K-5 hear the fairy tale “Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.” Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. MUSIC FOR KIDS: Felix Sonnyboy plays interactive American folk ditties for ages 2 to 5. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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‘CATS’: See December 27, 7:30 p.m. ‘THE LOGGER’S HOLIDAY VARIETY SHOW’: Comedian Rusty DeWees busts out rustic humor with a group of gifted cut-ups and local musicians. See calendar spotlight. Stowe High School, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 888-8838.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, trainees hear how to assist aging seniors in their homes. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www.cvaa.org or 865-0360. HOLIDAY HISTORY: Visitors experience 19th-century festivities with horsedrawn sleigh rides and sledding, then help make sweet treats in a woodstovecentered kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. CHRISTMAS BIRD COUNT: Avid avian watchers gather to sight gray jays and boreal chickadees as part of a valuable scientific study. Call for Island Pond location, 7:15 a.m. $5. Registration and info, 723-6551.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Community members learn how to answer the 24-hour phone hotline for the Women’s Rape Crisis Center and assist with fundraising and education efforts. Call for Burlington-area location, 7-8:30 p.m. Registration and info, 864-0555.

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film STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See December 27. ‘THE U.S. VS. JOHN LENNON’: See December 27.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 27. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127. PHOTOGRAPHY FORUM: Craig Line of Calais shows slides from his travels to South America, England, France, Italy, Belgium, Turkey and the former Soviet Union. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. SPARKLING SNOWFLAKES: See December 27. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘COOKING & BOOKING’: Kids of all ages make and sample treats with student chefs at a story-enhanced session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Reservations and info, 223-4665.

VACATION DAY CAMP: Snow-related outdoor activities such as animal-track study and bird feeder projects occupy kids in grades 2 to 5. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 229-6206.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. HOLIDAY HISTORY: See December 27. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787. ‘LATE NIGHT SATURDAY’: Studio audience members pipe up at a double-taping of this local variety show featuring bluegrass musician Banjo Dan and mystery author Archer Mayor. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6401 or LNS@champlain.edu.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘PETESTOCK’: Northern Vermont songwriter and roots musician Pete Sutherland plays a ‘last night’ fiddle show with talented allies. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

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If you’re headed to ECHO with your kids, try to make it to a feeding. The waterfront science center is filled with exhibits, but feeding time offers an incomparable lesson in how the world really works. What could be more educational than watching a predator devour its squirming prey? Feedings happen daily at ECHO, at 10:30 a.m. and again at 3 p.m. On the morning of the 16th, environmental exhibit specialist Johnathan Quong fed the inhabitants of the four-foot-deep tank on the mezzanine. The lucky diners included a large-mouth bass, three sluggish bowfin and six sleek longnose gar. When I got there at 10:25, 9-year-old Riley Smith was already sitting on the floor staring at a longnose gar, whose distinctive slender snout is in fact its mouth. “Look,” said Smith, pointing excitedly at the foot-and-a-half-long fish, “you can see his teeth sticking out.” Indeed, when I got down on the floor with him, I saw countless tiny needles lining its narrow jaw. Three other kids arrived for the demonstration. Quong ambled up behind them, carrying a plastic bucket full of fish breakfast. He chatted with his audience, explaining that the gar can grow to six feet. “And,” added Quong, “they live right here in Lake Champlain.” I shivered at the thought. Finally, Quong scooped a dozen or so small, silver “shiner” fish from the bucket and dumped them into the tank. At first, the big fish barely moved. “They wait for the other fish to come very close to them,” Quong said, “then they catch them.” Sure enough, within seconds, a longnose gar had a shiner fish by the tail. We watched as the gar adjusted its grip, in order to efficiently crush the head of the flailing smaller fish. “That thing’s getting really weak,” observed Smith. When a lazy bowfin suddenly gulped another fish whole, the rapt group let out a collective “Oh!” It was a quick death, but not instantaneous. The kids were all close enough to see the terror in the doomed fish’s eyes as the bowfin opened its mouth to chew.

ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes at a holiday party. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378.

drama ‘CATS’: See December 27. ‘THE LOGGER’S HOLIDAY VARIETY SHOW’: See December 28.

film STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See December 27, 7 & 9:30 p.m. ‘RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES’: In this Japanese film, a father completes a mission for his dying son by traveling to rural China. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 27.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 27, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SPARKLING SNOWFLAKES: See December 27. VACATION DAY CAMP: See December 28. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters over age 3 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

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CONTRA DANCE: Caller Bill Olson voices moves for dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes. The five-person band Scrod Pudding dishes up hot music at the Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, dinner 7 p.m., dancing 8:30 p.m. $20 includes dinner. Reservations and info, 223-1730. TANGO NIGHT: High-stepping couples demo dance moves at the Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. HOLIDAY HISTORY: See December 27. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 27.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

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BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport DROP-IN YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656. VERMONT FROST HEAVES: The Green Mountain State’s new pro basketball team tips off against the Cape Cod Frenzy. Municipal Auditorium, Barre, 7:05 p.m. $6-15. Info, 863-5966. DEVIL’S GULCH LOOP: Ice cascades reward snowshoe-clad lunchers at Spruce Ledge Camp on this moderate, 5-mile hike. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 868-5132.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. NEW YEAR’S EVE GALA: The Fresh Young Dynamic Opera company highlights beloved operas and Broadway musicals at a jazz-enhanced evening. See calendar spotlight. Lake and College Building, Burlington, 8 p.m. - 1 a.m. $125. Info, 863-5966.

dance LATIN DANCE PARTY: Sizzling salsa and merengue music by the nine members of Grupo Sabor powers a steamy year’s-end sendoff. Big Picture Theater, Waitsfield, salsa lesson 8-9 p.m., dance 9:30 p.m. $15. Info, 496-8994. CONTRA DANCE: The nine-person band Cuckoo’s Nest settles in for the new year, playing tunes for festively attired dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes. Caller Amy Cann makes the rounds at Tracy Hall, Norwich, family dance 7 p.m., general dance 8 p.m. $12, bring finger food to share. Info, 785-4607. NEW YEAR’S EVE DINNER DANCE: Singles and couples of all ages gather for bubbly and a buffet meal, followed by ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. $30 includes dinner. Reservations and info, 862-2207.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 27.

words ‘ASKEW D’ETAT’: Tongue-in-cheek theatrics accompany a high-energy fusion of urban folk music and poetry. Euro Gourmet Market & CafĂŠ, Burlington, 10:30 p.m. - midnight. Free. Info, 859-3467.

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etc CHARITY BINGO: See December 27, 2 & 7 p.m. HOLIDAY HISTORY: See December 27. ‘A CELTIC NEW YEAR’: Twelve performers, plus open-mike sessions, entertain fans of Irish- and Scottishthemed music and dance. See calendar spotlight. Various Richmond locations, 4-10 p.m. $6 buttons include admission to all events. Info, www.acelticnewyear.org or 434-4565. ‘A NEW YEAR’S EVE TO REMEMBER’: Revelers ring in 2007 at a blacktie-optional, four-course dinner followed by dancing to the Bud Leeds Band. Middlebury Inn, 7 p.m. $100. Reservations and info, 382-9222. BUNDY BALL: The Kate Paradise Quartet serves up swing dance tunes with light hors d’oeuvres, desserts and a midnight champagne toast. A simultaneous silent auction raises funds for the Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. $50. Info, 496-4781. NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL: Semi-formal dresses and suits help duded-up dancers send off 2006 to dance music by DJ Bryan Bishop. Emerald Ballroom, Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $30. Info, 598-6757. NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY: Diners choose roast beef or seafood Newburg, then don party hats and dance to music by the Jim Shepard Quintet. A champagne toast precedes a midnight buffet at the Knights of Columbus Hall, St. Albans, cocktail hour 6:30 p.m., dinner 7:30 p.m. $45. Reservations and info, 524-3806. ‘ME & YOU & EVERYONE WE KNOW’: The town parties down at a mega music event featuring five sound systems and more than 25 DJs, including A-Dog, Tricky Pat and Melo Grant. ECHO, Burlington, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. FIRST NIGHT BURLINGTON: Stage shows, musical acts and arts activities kick off the new year as part of a city-wide substance-free party. See schedule, page 32A. Various locations, noon - midnight. $20 for First Night button. Info, 863-6005. FIRST NIGHT MONTPELIER: Music, puppets and a fireworks parade help citizens celebrate the advent of 2007. See schedule, page 32A. Various locations, 3 p.m. - midnight. $12 for First Night button. Info, 223-9604. FIRST NIGHT RUTLAND: Two rounds of fireworks ensure that youngsters get to see the light show as part of this arts-centered evening. See schedule, page 32A. Various locations, 5 p.m. - midnight. $10 for First Night button. Info, 747-9090.

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music See clubdates in Section B.

film ‘RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES’: See December 29.

sport NEW YEAR’S HIKE: Snowshoe wearers schlep from Underhill Center through Nebraska Notch to Taylor Lodge. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 893-1266.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27.

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VERMONT FROST HEAVES: See December 30, 1:05 p.m.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. HOLIDAY HISTORY: See December 27.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949.

dance SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

film ‘RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES’: See December 29.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 27. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See December 27, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 29, for walkers up to age 3. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

sport COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders CafĂŠ, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: EspaĂąol-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS’ NETWORK: Over lunch, female entrepreneurs learn how plan for future health care. Middlebury Inn, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $18. Reservations and info, bitsweet@ sover.net or 363-9266.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at a sew-and-tell meeting. Essex Alliance Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9973.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Singersongwriter San Gordon performs acoustic pop and jazz at the Jeffersonville Pizza Department, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 644-6632.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See December 27. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Soft-shoed folk appreciators step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618.

film ‘RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES’: See December 29.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See December 27.

talks ‘STARK DECENCY’: Dartmouth history prof Allen Koop describes the surprising camaraderie at Camp Stark, New Hampshire’s sole site for WWII German prisoners-of-war. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. ‘LOOKING BACK AT VERMONT’: Photography fans get an overview of Farm Security Administration snaps taken around the state between 1936 and 1942. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

‘WITNESSES AT THE GATE’: Author Marjorie Ryerson shares observers’ stories about the deaths of beloved friends, spouses and children. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ‘27 RUE DE FLEURIS’: Dartmouth professor Barbara Will describes the luminous literary salon Gertrude Stein created on the Left Bank in Paris. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. GEORGE WASHINGTON’S HQ: Former Newburgh manager Tom Hughes talks about the U.S.’ first publicly preserved historic site, founded in 1850. Thompson-Pell Research Center, Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See December 27. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 27. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See December 27. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See December 27. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See December 27. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 27. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See December 27.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. ESL GROUP: See December 27. CHESS GROUP: See December 27. KNITTING POSSE: See December 27. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See December 27.

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dance STEPHEN PETRONIO COMPANY: Explosive, intrepid and extravagant choreography pairs dynamic dancers with new music by Rufus Wainwright. See calendar spotlight. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $28. Info, 603-646-2422.

film ‘RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES’: See December 29.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. WESTFORD STORYTIME: See December 28. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: See December 28. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: See December 28. MUSIC TIME: See December 28.

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<calendar > THU.04 << 23B PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2 to 5 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27. DRINKING LIBERALLY: See December 28.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: See December 28. BRIDGE CLUB: See December 28. QUEEN CITY BNI: See December 28. TRUNK SHOW: Local fashion designer Allison Bannister showcases her “Heinous Shrew” line of wearables. Green Closet, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 655-3355. SKI WAX CLINIC: Cross-country aficionados learn basic-to-advanced techniques for making skis go smoothly. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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FIRST LIGHT THEATER PROJECT: Students from four area middle schools present one-act plays that emphasize character development and lighting design. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 862-7784. ‘ANTIGONE’: In French playwright Jean Anouilh’s 1944 version of Sophocles’ classical drama, a young woman defies a repressive government to uphold her slain brother’s right to a proper burial. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $16. Info, 518-891-1854.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Burlington’s visual artists arrange visits to more than 40 galleries and studios in a social celebration of creativity. Various Burlington-area locations, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, www.artmapburlington.com or 264-4839.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 27, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 29. TODDLER TIME: See December 29.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See December 27, 10 a.m.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27.

CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. ‘HOGMANAY’: A spirited, Scottish New Year celebration features performances by the Catamount Pipe Band, the Irish family band O’hAnleigh, and the McNeish School of Irish Dance. See calendar spotlight. American Legion Post 27, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $12-15. Info, 485-8378. ‘EL DIA DE REYES’: Post-holiday celebrants mark Epiphany, Twelfth Night or “Three Kings Day” with light refreshments and a Christmas-tree bonfire. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 5-8 p.m. Free, bring a Christmas tree if you like. Info, 356-2776. TWELFTH NIGHT FESTIVAL: The early music masters of the Baltimore Consort headline two days of dancing, feasting and revelry to mark the traditional close of the Christmas season. Plattsburgh Elks Lodge & Saranac Church, N.Y., various times. $10-25 per event. Info, 518-293-7613. VERMONT FANCY FELINES CAT SHOW: Various breeds of kitties and their owners compete for blue ribbons and general admiration. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $6. Info, 434-2598.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. TERTULIA LATINA: See December 29. WELLNESS WORKSHOP: Reflexologist Susan Blackstone explains how to read your own bodily reactions. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. COTS ROCK! BENEFIT: Rock cover band KJAM plays tributes to Cream, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin, then alternates with American folksters The Willoughbys at a dance party to support homeless families. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 425-5200.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ESSEX CHILDREN’S CHOIR: Young voices and guest musicians close the Christmas season with a Twelfth Night concert. St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-9161. CD RELEASE CONCERT: Solo and looped guitars and keyboards combine with fiddle lines in a show by the Vermontbased singer-songwriters Spencer Lewis and Chas Eller, to mark the advent of their new album, Green Mountain Suite. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $14. Info, 863-5966.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See January 5. STEPHEN PETRONIO COMPANY: See January 4, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $24-34. Info, 863-5966. CONTRA DANCE: Will Mentor is the caller at an evening enhanced by the waxand-lanolin-laden folk quartet Beeswax Sheepskin. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. URBAN REACH: Workshops at this two-day hip-hop dance convention feature movers and shakers who’ve choreographed gigs for Beyoncé, Mariah Carey and Busta Rhymes. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. $140-160. Registration and info, www.tikuneproductions.com or 863-6600.

drama FIRST LIGHT THEATER PROJECT: See January 5, 1 & 7:30 p.m. ‘ANTIGONE’: See January 5.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: See December 30. BORDERS STORYTIME: See December 30. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: See December 30. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See December 30.

sport DROP-IN YOGA: See December 30. SHABBAT YOGA: Themes of rest, renewal and the Hebrew alphabet set the tone at this nontraditional Hatha practice. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26. CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING: Winter athletes ski or snowshoe up the Overland Trail and down the Underhill Cross Country Trail Loop on a moderate, 5-mile route. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 899-3006.

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dance URBAN REACH: See January 6. INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE: Movers shod in soft-soled steppers learn circle and line dances from all over the world. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $7. Info, 633-3226.

film ‘BEHIND CLOSED DOORS’: This documentary journeys from a groundbreaking London conference on animal sentience to states that seek to criminalize pro-livestock political speech. Unitarian Church, Burlington, vegetarian potluck 6 p.m., film to follow. Free. Info, 862-5630.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

talks SHARON CHENEY: The self-discovery guru offers in-person spirit communications and spiritual readings. Rapture & Crystal Caboose, Plattsburgh, N.Y., call for times and cost. Info, 518-562-3333 or 518-493-2252.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27.

sport WOMEN’S NATURE WALK: Females of all ages bond on a guided natural history outing. Meet at the North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. MT. BELVIDERE: Winter conditions prompt snowshoes on this 6-mile, Long Trail hike that visits a summit fire tower. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 878-6828.

activism INDEPENDENTS’ MEET-UP: Members of Vermont’s Independent Coalition discuss ideas for citizen empowerment and progressive reform. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5247.

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PUTTING ON THE PLAID First Night certainly presents revelers with lots of fun year-end options, but what if you’re looking for something a little more, well, kilted? Richmond steps up to the plate with “A Celtic New Year,â€? a multivenue evening of Scottish and Irish-influenced folk. Performers include Atlantic Crossing, the Highland Weavers, the Don Sheldon Trio, and bagpipers playing two different types of drone-driven instruments. Want more? Check out Hogmanay: On January 6, the Catamount Pipe Band hosts a Middlebury music and dance festival that honors the Scottish New Year. Ticket sales support the band’s trip to the 2008 World Pipe Band Competition in — where else? — Glasgow. SlĂĄinte! ‘A CeltiC New YeAr’

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etc CHARITY BINGO: See December 27, 2 & 7 p.m. TWELFTH NIGHT FESTIVAL: See January 6. VERMONT FANCY FELINES CAT SHOW: See January 6.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See December 28.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 27, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See December 28.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 29, for babies and non-walkers. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See December 27, 10 a.m. DROP-IN YOGA: Students at all levels stretch and hold therapeutic poses in a weekly hour-and-a-half session. Evolution Yoga, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-9642.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. ‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, call for appointment. Free. Registration and info, 847-9488.

‘MAGIC CARPET’ LUNCHEON: World travelers present their stories over a repast of international treats. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 11 a.m. $14. Reservations and info, 603-643-4470. BLOOD DRIVE: Donors part with pints at the Holy Angels Parish Hall, St. Albans, noon - 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-4038.

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dance SWING DANCING: See January 2.

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words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: See January 2. ARCHER MAYOR: The Vermont-based mystery novelist reads from The Second Mouse, his most recent Joe Gunther whodunit. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 27. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See December 27, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 29, for walkers up to age 3. ECHO STORYTIME: See January 2. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: See January 2. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See January 2.

sport COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: See January 2.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27. WILPF MEETING: Activists review world events at this gathering of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. PAUSE CAFE: See January 2. SPANISH POTLUCK: See January 2.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See December 27. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: See January 3.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PUBLIC PLANNING FORUM: The Vermont Arts Council seeks input on its programs and services statewide as part of a policy review. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, www.vermontartscouncil. org or 828-5422.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See December 27.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 27. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See December 27. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 27. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See December 27. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See December 27.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See December 27. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 27. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See January 3.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See December 27. VERMONT FROST HEAVES: See December 30, vs. the Silverbacks of Buffalo, New York, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. COLD-WEATHER TREKKING: Winter hikers hear how to make their long underwear go the distance. Back Forty Lodge, Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 6:30-9 p.m. $35. Registration and info, 224-7037.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 27.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 27. ESL GROUP: See December 27. CHESS GROUP: See December 27. KNITTING POSSE: See December 27. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See December 27. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See December 27. CHARITY BINGO: See December 27. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See December 27. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Indoor gardeners get info on fertilizing and caring for houseplants. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. SAT PREP: College-bound students get scoring info and standardizedtest-taking tips. VSAC Resource Center, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-9602, ext. 378. >

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SEEKING SOMEONE SINCERE AND STABLE I am a sincere, stable person that’s looking for the same qualities in a woman. I am funny and athletic. There are a variety of interests I would like to share with the other person. btownguy, 28, u, #103151 BROAD MINDED, CURIOUS, HILARITY Looking for fun, company and just enjoying the road we call life. I enjoy reading, great conversation and wondering why we are here and where we are going. Nature and laughter are a great thing. Contact me and we can see where the connection is. lkg4something, 33, #103148 SUDDENLY SINGLE I am a self-employed, soon to be single guy. I love to read, go to movies, knit, cook or just hang out. I am looking for someone interested in the same. vtguy51, 51, #103139 HARDWORKING, BUSY, LOVE OUTDOOR ACTIVITY. I am happy about where I am in life but sometimes wish I had done things differently. I have lots of energy but tend to overdo it. cschildge, 45, #103137 EASYGOING GUY SEEKS SAME I enjoy outdoor activities, live music and getting together with friends for dinner or just hanging out. I’m funny and very laid back. I’m looking for someone smart, a good sense of humor and interesting to talk with. There also has to be a physical attraction but without the rest the relationship will only last a couple of hours. Knight_in_Tarnished_Armor, 38, l, #103111 NO SNOW? MOVIE, DANCE, DRINK? Hi, looking for a newborn soul? No snow! It’s time to get creative and take the bike, boat or hiking shoes out! Looking for you to ski, ride, roll away the dew.... Maybe a dinner and a movie. Comedy please. If you love Borat, Woody Allen, Python, U-2, Eric Clapton, good beer, wine, dining out, yoga & lots of laughs, look me up. atbboy, 46, l, #103102 TOGETHER M 47, divorced. Intersting, eclectic, funny, adventurous. Well educated and read, but get along with ANYONE. Looking for interesting, eclectic, adventurous friend, perhaps lover. What ARE we here for? together, 45, #103086 QUIET, REFLECTIVE, BUT FUN LOVING I’m a Native Vermonter. I’m interested in meeting new people, so if you enjoy being outside, good (or even bad) books and movies, laughing and the simple things in life, drop me a line. p_funk, 24, l, #103084 ARTISTIC HANDYMAN SEEKS OLD SOUL Whoops, have I forgotten something in my quest for fun and adventure? Oh yeah, where’s my travelling companion? Am I 47 already? How long have I been here in Rutland, are there women here? I mean leftward thinking, artistically inclined natural women. Not bighaired nascar fans with glitter nails. Time to finish this house and move to Burlington. creative_human, 47, l, #103070 SO MUCH ROMANCE GONE UNUSED I’m curious, creative, and funny, but I take a while to get out of my shell. I’m looking for someone to crack my nut... so to speak. Someone who can support my inner optimist and tell my inner pessimist to shut up when necessary. I want a partner for spontaneous and unusual local adventures. Things will get really interesting. voodooroller, 24, l, #101484

ARE YOU OUT THERE? 46-year-old SGM, HIV+, socially active ex-chef ISO 35-50-year-old GM who enjoys a drink but not a keg, a smoke but not a pack, is spiritual but not a born again Christian, let’s watch old movies and drink bloody marys, let me cook you comfort food while you tell me your stories, no games (except Sunday football). davidpjag, 46, #103066 WILL U DO IT? whatz crackin playa? I got a scene for ya. I got this set up if ya think ya can handle it ya can be set. I need to pass this off to a real playa. No others need apply. Meantime, we can hook up for real sex if ya can handle that. No serious dudes just great sex. Pics soon! whatzpoppin, 19, u, #103044 MARRIED CLOSET BI-SEXUAL SEEKS ... I’m looking for a long-term relationship with someone who is otherwise happily married who is between 35 and 45. I want to stay in the closet so I wish for someone else with the same goal. One reason for me is the STD issue. Sex with me and your wife, that’s it (though not at the same time). closet, 39, u, #102857 LOOKING FOR OTHER HOTTIES I got a club for boyz ONLY who like other boys. All slim, athletes, swimmer type young dudes only 18-24. This is for real and big-time fun. We usually have an all-night party. You got to be 21 to drink, no drugs allowed, and 18+ only-We keep it legal. It’s all about boy/boy SEX. I doesn’t cost anything. boyzclub, 18, l, #102860 HOPELESS ROMANTIC How do you sell yourself to someone in 60 words or less? Not really sure. But here is a try... I am a 35yo (December), single, Vermonter who is looking for something more in life. For fun I am a traveller, shopper, cook, hiker, boardwalk walking, stay at home cuddled up, movie watching, book reading, regular kind of guy. vtboi4m, 34, #102625 JUST YOUR AVERAGE GUY Ok, Let’s be upfront and honest. I am a married man that is bi but never really acts upon it. I would like to meet another in shape straight acting guy that would like to hang out a bit and enjoy some benefits of man to man contact. Safe and discreet is of the utmost. Another married man? Justaguy, 41, #102643 LOOKING FOR FUN Fun, outgoing, honest, funny, caring person... joe05701, 32, l, #102333 GREAT LONG DREADS I am a 42-year-old African-American man (killer smile) trying to settle down with a professional (college-educated) guy (40-45) who is into the good life, traveling (domestic and international) and long conversations in person and by phone. I am not interested in causal dating or dating anyone older than 45. Only men interested in partnering need respond. Alpha1906, 42, l, #102262 MASCULINE GAY MAN SEEKING LTR Bearish guy seeking long-term-relationship/ boyfriend. Prefer younger, masculine guys; beards; laid-back self-confidence; intellect/ education, politically active, radical/countercultural guys. If you are preppy, like shopping, bars or clubs, or fit the stereotypical Burlington gay scene, you’re probably not for me. You should also live in Burlington or close enough to hang out on a regular basis. Looking for a long-term-relationship, not casual hook-ups. Jim, 37, l, #102256

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MONKEY MAGIC AT NIGHT FIRES I spy expressive eyes and a shining spirit in Night Fires. The best monkey ever, I loved your energy on stage. You tumbled your way into everyone’s heart. I tried to talk with you afterwards, but you had other fans. Want to paint together sometime? When: Friday, December 8, 2006. Where: UU Church Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900855 HONEY IN COLORADO SAYS HELLO Missin’, missin’ you from Colorado, you big, blue-eyed man. When: Monday, December 11, 2006. Where: VT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900854 ONION, RED INSTEAD OF CHURCH? I have spied an amazing smile on a blonde woman behind the counter on a Sunday early afternoon...wow! Me —A hemp jacket/ hat wearing, turkey bean soup with butter and your fav. bread eating, non druggie..... Wanna go for a walk sometime? When: Sunday, December 10, 2006. Where: Red Onion. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900853 CLOTHES WASHING BEAUTY You were doing laundry Sunday a.m. and then you waved to me on N. Winooski, who are you? Coffee? Conversation? I’d love ta talk your ear off! When: Sunday, December 10, 2006. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900852 TGI FRIDAYS! 12/09 8ISH? Amazing blonde at bar with girlfriend. I was with friend at high table, couldn’t stop staring. I caught you looking too, through the window when you left. Wishing I would have introduced myself. ME: green long-sleeve T-shirt, blonde hair. How about some casual conversation? When: Saturday, December 9, 2006. Where: TGI Fridays. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900851 E. STATE MONTPELIER Thanks for the nice smile as I ran up E. State and you walked down, around 3:30 p.m. Sunday 12/10. Your smile was inspiring and helped me overcome my fatigue. When: Sunday, December 10, 2006. Where: E. State St. - Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900850 CODY’S BABY From the coolest freckled red heads in Essex to the coolest barn built ever. Oh barn... When: Sunday, December 10, 2006. Where: Cody’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900849 YOU HANDLED MY STINKY FEET! Buyer Emily: You took time to check my foot shape & observe my gait ensuring I got fit properly for running shoes. The Mizunos are heaven. My feet and knees love you, the rest of me wants to say thank you. I was sick of looking that day and wasn’t there to buy. Glad we crossed paths. When: Saturday, December 9, 2006. Where: Skirack. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900848 BANKER CAN COUNT MY CHANGE I spy a gorgeous banker cashing my check every week. That ring on your finger means you’re taken, will you be mine forever? When: Friday, December 8, 2006. Where: Hardwick. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900847 UM. BY “WE” YOU MEANT.... ....that you’re attached? If you are...well, go on! to your girlfriend (wife?)...she has what seems to be a wonderful guy! My Beagle could teach your Goldens the art of begging. Your Goldens could teach my Beagle to play more rowdy. Attached or not...you’re the first man in forever that has made my heart skip a beat. So thanks for that. When: Saturday, December 9, 2006. Where: at the dog park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900846 HEATHER AT BIG DADDY’S Every time I see you, you make my day! When: Saturday, December 9, 2006. Where: Big Daddy’s Pizza. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900845 LOCKED OUT AT FRESH MARKET To the lady in the pumpkin-colored down jacket, Thanks for just being nice and pleasant on a crackling cold morning while we both waited for Fresh Market to open so we could both get our coffee fix. It was a nice way to start my day and bus trip. Hope the rest of your day went well. When: Friday, December 8, 2006. Where: Fresh Market on Pine Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900844

TUSCAN KITCHEN You: lovely blonde, red dress at head of table celebrating the holidays(with coworkers)? Me: sitting alone in bar trying to watch the game but couldn’t keep my eyes off of you. On your way out (without a man on your arm) you said good night to me. Your charm should not go unheeded one moment longer. Let’s do something about that. When: Friday, December 8, 2006. Where: Tuscan Kitchen. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900843 BURTON EMPLOYEE AT GROUND ROUND You work at Burton and grab beers at the Ground Round. That’s right, you’ve been spied sexy guy in the red sweatshirt that insists on wearing a winter hat inside! Now you can live your life happily! Unless you stole my bike, in which case, it’s gonna get ugly. I’m the little brown-haired waitress :) When: Friday, December 8, 2006. Where: Ground Round, South Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900842 CHRISTMAS TREE FARM 12/01 You were working. I was with two of my friends. You put the tree into the tree shaker. I was highly amused and took a picture. You were making the pinecone garland. I asked, “Are you making a wreath?” We can now both say that we were in I spy. You the spotted. I the spotter. When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: White Christmas Tree Farm. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900841 ROWELL WETLAND LECTURE Blonde with an orange fur lined jacket that left before I could introduce myself. Me: Curious to meet someone with similar interests. When: Friday, December 8, 2006. Where: UVM Room 111. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900840 WANTED: N. Governale. No others need to apply. When: Sunday, November 26, 2006. Where: Moose Country. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900839 HI COWS, CUTE COWS You know, storms come and storms go and when they do, clear skies make the world warm. Like your smile. I haven’t seen it lately but I hope that changes soon. I know where I stand and I will wait fr you. Just let me know if anything changes, for better or worse. You will always be my sunshine. When: Thursday, December 7, 2006. Where: Olive Garden. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900838 VERY NICE PACKAGE... I spy a very cute redhead at the UPS store in South BTV. She is always very friendly and helpful. She can handle my package any day...wink...keep up the great work! When: Thursday, December 7, 2006. Where: South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900837 WIND BATTERED BY BATTERY PARK I was in my work clothes buying red bull, you were the tall blond lady deciding on which snack to buy. I went back in for something I forgot as you were comming out and the wind caught your long golden locks. My heart skipped a beat, maybe we can meet where we dont have to yell over the wind? When: Wednesday, December 6, 2006. Where: Simon’s across from Battery Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900836 COP, DID U CHIK OUT? I know you are attached, but you can still have fun w/ me as a friend or a fling. Call me. You know who you are. When: Friday, November 24, 2006. Where: Henry’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900835 GLOVER GIRL WHO ARE YOU? I spy the most beautiful girl ever. Dark eyes and a glorious smile. You were bundled up buying a six of dark beer and a hunk of cheese in town. Can I buy next time? When: Sunday, December 3, 2006. Where: NEK. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900834 RED SQUARE, DECEMBER 2ND There once was a girl with short hair, who sat with friends at Red Square. Cuter than chives she offered high-fives, and waved to the boy in the chair. (Shared a table with you and friends, you: short black hair, me: glasses and scruffy.) When: Saturday, December 2, 2006. Where: Red Square. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900833 SEXY DARK HAIRED GIRL. I saw you at Bruegger’s Bagels on Church Street. You caught me looking and I said I liked your sweater. Wondering if you’re available. Join me for coffee? When: Tuesday, December 5, 2006. Where: Bruegger’s Bagels on Church Street.. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900832

SUPERCUTE GUY AT NEW WORLD Bigger build, clean cut, baby faced. You usually work nights. Are you single? When: Monday, December 11, 2006. Where: New World Tortilla, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. #900831 SEARS, SATURDAY, 12/2 You helped my find a new Land’s End jacket in my size, but your creepy co-worker tried to ring me out and steal your commission! In case nobody’s told you, you’re beautiful. Would love to connect some time. When: Saturday, December 2, 2006. Where: Sears. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900830 MIDDLEBURY STUDENT AT PETRA CLIFFS Emma, we met at Petra Cliffs as I was on my way out. We stretched, we laughed, your back felt better, I had to leave. I really enjoyed that stretch session, and would love to do it again. Only I never got your number. How about it? D When: Sunday, November 26, 2006. Where: Petra Cliffs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900829 GYPSY GIRL I think about you every time still. You and I were fun, you shook that winter night but not from the cold. I want what only you can give me a sense of joy and fun I only felt with you When: Tuesday, December 5, 2006. Where: KW. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900828 K MART IN THE TOYS Saw you did not know what to say. Wanted to say you looked great, you made my heart skip. I want to see you again but all I got out was “I didnt know you were still around”. Have thought about you often, time has passed we could see. Hope to hear from you. Ya it’s me. I remember the shower. When: Monday, December 4, 2006. Where: Kmart. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900827 SEXY PHARMACY ASSISTANT Sporty young pharmacy assistant at the Hannafords in Essex Jct. The medicine you sold me helped my sore throat, but left another part of me throbbing and in need of taking care of. maybe we could get together sometime? Who knows, I just might have the prescription for you. When: Saturday, November 25, 2006. Where: Hannafords Essex Jct. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900826 11/26 UMALL APPLEBEES Your beaming smile brightened my day... I was hoping your number was on the napkin holder, but your note made me smile all the same. Thank you. When: Sunday, November 26, 2006. Where: S. Burl Applebees. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900825 VANMORRISON Your pictures stir up memories for me. Did you enjoy your trip to Key West? Isn’t the Butterfly Museum great? How was the water at Smather’s Beach? And I wan’t quite sure, was that the Hyatt you visited for a look at Christmas Tree Island and Tank Island (now known as “Sunset Key”)? Thanks for a stroll down memory lane. When: Monday, December 4, 2006. Where: Seven Days personal ads. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900824 THIEF OR “FINDER KEEPER” Kohl’s/UMall/Friday night, 12/01. You took/didn’t turn in my black camera bag w/a 35mm and a digital. Cameras can be replaced, the Santa pictures cannot. Shame on you and know the bag belongs to a witch and carries major mojo for the fool who took it. Bad karma shall be threefold for you, so beware! Turn it in to customer service. When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: Kohls UMall. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900823 I SPY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN Hannafords on North Ave. Sunday around 6 p.m. You were wearing a purple jacket, blue jeans, and have blonde hair in a ponytail. You were also wearing wire rim glasses. You sure caught my eye... When: Sunday, December 3, 2006. Where: Hannafords. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900822 HELP ME FIND MY PHONE! To the person who picked up an LG cell phone Sunday night in front of Church Street Tavern around 7 p.m.: I kind of need that back. No hard feelings but let’s get serious, its mine. So please give it back. I’ll buy you a six pack... When: Sunday, December 3, 2006. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900821

ROBOTFINDSKITTEN? It was hard not to notice you, sipping your double latte at the Radio Bean, with your shining blue locks and multiple piercings. I couldn’t help but think to myself, “Damn, that’s some fine latina booty. I wanna smack that (all on the floor).” Let’s make the beast with two backs sometime... When: Saturday, December 2, 2006. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900820 LET’S GO XMAS SHOPPING Tammy, I hope you see this and I hope your are doing okay. I’ve been busy with JSC classes. It’s almost XMAS- time flies! I miss my partner. Let’s have dinner. I came up with an answer to that question. Call me. Robert When: Thursday, December 16, 2004. Where: ccv. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900819 I MISS OUR WEEKEND TRIPS. I miss your closet. I almost miss watching you play WOW. But most of all I just miss you. I hope you can figure things out and that someday we can be together again. Love, A. When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: 4/25/06 - 12/1/06 Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900818 STRIKINGLY HANDSOME GUY ATTRACTS ME I believe Tuesday, I was at a stop light and you were standing in front of your black SUV/truck at the Mobil station on Shelburne Road. I felt something draw me to look in your direction, and you were looking at me. As I sat at the red light, I looked again, you were looking at me. WOW! Let’s talk? When: Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Where: Mobil staion on Shelburne Road. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900817 DIANA-DOWNTOWN FOOD COURT 11/30 I just want you to know that we love and miss you. Come back soon. When: Thursday, November 30, 2006. Where: Burlington Square Mall. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900816 THE COLORFUL PENDANT NECKLACE 12/01... Downtown, somewhere, I’ve lost it. Absolutely crushed I’ve been so ignorant. Lost it 12/01 downtown. Square, 1” x 1”, black matrix. Colorful glass accent pieces. I’m dying to have it back; please return to slot @ 264 North St. Piece of my (he)art that I must have back! Please return... When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: Downtown. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900815 OUTBACK WAITER 12/1 You may have mixed up our drinks (lemonade), but your dessert recommendation was right on. Kind of disappointed when your number wasn’t on the bottom of the takeout container. Here’s your second chance to get things right... When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: Outback Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900814 EVERYTHING A WOLF WANTS Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You’re everything a big bad wolf could want. What big eyes you have, the kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.... What full lips you have. They’re sure to lure someone bad.... Until you get to grandma’s place, I think you ought to walk with me and be safe. When: Saturday, October 28, 2006. Where: Maple Street Halloween Party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900813 THANKSGIVING DINNER Two amazing women, you hung out all night, and I enjoyed the company....wish you’d come back to see us...you were that much fun...please come back... When: Thursday, November 23, 2006. Where: Rest. on the lake. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900812 YOUR EDDIE WANTS TO SING I’ll be at Geno’s tonight. Hope you feel like listening to Frankie tonight. It’s been a while. When: Wednesday, November 15, 2006. Where: Geno’s Kareoke Bar. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900811 STOWE LATTE LADY Stowe latte lady, my loss. When: Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Where: Waterbury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900810 HANDSOME CARHARTT MAN Tall, dark-haired man shopping at Healthy Living 11/29, 6:30 p.m.-ish. We made eye contact several times. You wore grey Carhartts and dark vest. I wore purple fleece and Carhartts, brown hair pulled back. You got a phone call in the meat department. When I was checking out, you looked at me from produce. Single? Interested in meeting for a conversation sometime? When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: Healthy Living. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900809

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Dear Mistress Maeve, My New Year’s resolution is to have more sex. I’m pretty much your average thirtysomething, single, white, Vermont male. I’m no George Clooney, but I clean up pretty nicely. I’ve been lying low in 2006, getting over a break-up, but I want 2007 to be my big comeback. I’ve never had a wild sex life, and I feel it’s time to sow some oats. Mistress, I’m ready, willing and able. Will you show me the way? Sam

Dear Sam, I like your enthusiasm. I wish more people were as willing as you are to take charge of their sex lives and strive for optimum satisfaction. Unfortunately, unless you resolve to pay professionals for your sexual pleasure, there is no way to guarantee more sex in 2007 — and for a multitude of reasons, I don’t recommend paying for sex. You need to get your edge back and find the confidence that inevitably waned during your year away from the social scene. You claim to clean up nicely, so do it — get a new haircut, buy some new clothes and find a new scent (but, please, go easy on the cologne). While you’re at it, get your friends cleaned up, too. You’ll need wingmen when you hit the town, and you don’t want your friends’ ragged appearance to weigh you down. Try the new hotspots in town to meet potential mates casually, but if you’re serious about adding more notches to your bedpost this year, you’ll have to broaden your search. Attend an upcoming w singles event and sign up for online personals at www.sevendaysvt.com. I like online dating because you can be specific about what you’re looking for, and in your case, this is of the utmost importance. You must be honest with potential sexual partners and let them know that you’re only interested in casual dating and sex. I promise you — if you are dishonest about your intentions, your New Year’s resolution will turn into a nightmare.

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ayurveda CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16: Beekeeping with Bill Mares; Tree Health with Dale Bergdahl;‘Great Decisions’ Foreign Policy with Terry Ryan; Guitar for Beginners; Drum-A-Rhythm; Building Health with Susan Miners; Baby Sitting Class by Red Cross instructor; Explore Your Personality; Interior Design and Organizing with Annette Besaw,;Backyard Astronomy; Complete Financial Management Workshop; Horsemanship; Understanding Parenting by Rita Brayer-Howe; Beginning Bridge; Writers’ Workshop with Mark Aiken; Is Race Real? with Denise Dunbar. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Info, 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

acting SCENE STUDY ACTING WORKSHOP WITH TOM CARDER: Begins Thursday, January 18, eight-week session, one evening per week. Williston. Limited to 10 people. Info, call Tom Carder, 802-888-9995, 802-863-7902 or email carderfam@adelphia.com. Join Tom Carder, veteran Broadway actor with 20 years, professional experience. The techniques of Stanislavski, Vaghtanov, Stella Adler and Lee Strasberg will be applied to achieve believability, truthfulness and honesty in acting.

art ART CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16: Calligraphy; Drawing with Christine Cole; Watercolor for Beginners, 3:30 or 6 p.m.

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EXPERIENTIAL ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY: Wednesdays, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., beginning January 17 - April 25. The Body Center, Burlington. Early registration tuition, $750 if paid by December 18, $800 after 12/18. Nonrefundable $200 deposit by January 10. Some students may qualify for VSAC grants. Info, call Mindy Cohen at 802-865-9500 voicemail #3 or email mindycohen68@ hotmail.com. Learn basic concepts in human anatomy and physiology through cognitive and experiential lessons involving movement, touch, breath and sound. In this class we will examine all systems of the body, including structure and function, and how they relate to the whole body. We will discuss evolutionary ideas, developmental patterns and applications to health and disease. This course is designed for body workers, yoga teachers, health care professionals, artists, performers, parents and anyone wishing to learn more about their body and deepen their self-awareness.

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clay CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week clay classes: Introduction to Throwing, Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m., January 16 – March 20. Advanced Throwing & Glazing, Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m., January 17 – March 21. Mixed Level Pottery, Thursdays, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., January 18 – March 22. Salt-Fired Pottery, Mondays, 6:30–9 p.m., January 29 – March 19 (8 weeks). Teen Ceramics (ages 12 and up), Mondays, 4–6 p.m., January 22 – March 19 (no class Feb. 26), 8 weeks. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

computers HANDS-ON COMPUTER CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16; MS Word Basics; MS Excel Basics; Website Design; Computer Use Tutorial; Keyboarding and Business Writing Sampler; CAD Keycreator. Other classes include: File, Folder and DeskTop Organizer; Window Management and Controls

Panel Application; Windows Vista; Thumbdrive Backup Use; Learn to Love the Internet; Mail Merges; Excel at Algebra; Excel at Banking; Excel Up-the Next Steps; Data Base Management for Beginners; Marketing Management with Publisher; PowerPoint; Access Database–Intro; Kidspiration for Classroom Teachers. Info, call for details at 482-7194 or visit www. cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

crafts CRAFT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16; Crochet an Afghan Beginners; Rug Hooking Beginners; Knitting Beginners; Miniature Punchneedle; Saturday, February 3, 9-2 p.m. Quilting Beginners; Sewing Beginners; afternoon or evening; Rustic Furniture-Adult Chair; Rustic-Love Seat; Flower Arranging; Quality Scrapbooking with Maggie. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included with few exceptions. Info, call for details at 482-7194 or visit www. cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM DANCING LESSONS: Wednesdays, 7:30–8:30 p.m., January 3 – February 7. Shelburne Health & Fitness. $60 for members and $70 for nonmembers. Info, 802-985-3141. Join Samir and Eleni Elabd for this beginner’s ballroom dancing class. The first six-week session includes Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. No dance experience needed and singles are welcomed and encouraged to attend. BELLY DANCE WITH MYSTIQUE! Ongoing, 6:30-8 p.m. Shelburne Athletic Club. $12/class or $40 for any four classes. Info, 802-9891047 or email mystique@mystiquebellydance.net. Belly Dance strengthens muscle, increases flexibility, improves cardiovascular health, and reduces STRESS! Join us anytime for a full body workout that is absolute magic for your body, mind and soul!

CREATIVE PROCESS WORKSHOP WITH MIGUEL GUTIERREZ AT THE FLYNN!: Monday, January 8, 6-8 p.m. and Saturday, January 13, 1-3 p.m. FlynnSpace, Flynn Center. $45. Limit: 20. Dance and music artist Miguel Gutierrez creates work that tunes in to the interests of the time—time in the studio, time with other people, or time in the greater context of the world. The workshop focuses on vital, immediate, body/movement work, and is open to actors, movers, and all curious teens and adults. Gutierrez will also perform in “Retrospective Exhibitionist” and “Difficult Bodies,” featuring The Powerful People, in FlynnSpace on Friday and Saturday, January 12 and 13 at 8 p.m. These performances will contain adult content and nudity. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLYNNARTS SPRING CLASSES: Begins January 15th and sample classes are free during First Night! December 31, children in grades PreK-9 can try out music, theater, or dance classes, including Fantasy Ballet (grades K-2), 9 a.m. Junior Ballet (grades 2-5), 10 a.m. Creative Dance and Movement (grades K-1) and Junior Contemporary Dance (grades 2-3), 11 a.m. Creative Capers in Dance & Drama (ages 3-4), 12 p.m. Junior Hip-Hop (grades 5-8), 1 p.m. Free classes are open to everyone, but some fill quickly. Info, call 652-4537, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml. (Walk-ins possible if space remains.) Spring FlynnArts brochures are now available and classes are filling fast! FUNDAMENTALS OF JAZZ DANCE: Mondays, January 22 – April 30, 6:15-9 p.m. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. An introduction to jazz dance techniques, aesthetics and theory. Three-credit class. Also includes hip-hop, Latin and African dance. Instructor, Karen Amirault.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Handplanes, January 20-21. $275. Learn how to sharpen and tune a handplane enabling you to square up stock, edge join boards, and create a surface so smooth that sanding is unnecessary. Renovation, January 21-26. $725. Learn the skills and techniques to plan and take on your own home renovation projects, including selective demolition, reframing walls, floors and roofs, hanging doors and windows, installing wood trim and mouldings, and more. Drafting 101, January 27-28. $275. This workshop will introduce you to all the main drafting conventions and give you tips on how to make your drawings into works of art. Strawbale Design/Build, January 28 - February 2. $725. Learn to think your way through a strawbale house while gaining a feel for the nature of straw, clay and lime as building materials. Igloo Design/ Build, February 3. $50/family. Get hands-on in the snow as you learn to build igloos, quinzee shelters, and more. Thinking Like Cathedral Builders, Feb. 3-4. Learn to design and build a thriving business that is also a positive contributor to community life. Info, call 802496-5545 or visit www.yestermor row.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

dreams INTRODUCTION TO DREAMWORK: 1/6, 14, 20, 27 (3 Saturdays, 1 Sunday), 2-5 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury, VT. $50. Info, call Sue, 802-2447909. Learn how to work with your dreams, connect to your inner life and empower yourself in a safe, supportive setting. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. INTRODUCTION TO JUNG: 1/10, 17, 24, 31, 7-9 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. $50. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909. Get a basic overview of Jung, his thought and legacy, along with hands-on work, learn your type, your unique set of activated archetypes and more. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Winter I Session: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 1/9. $40. Kids Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m.,

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. five-week session begins 1/8. $40. Adult Beginners’ class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 1/9. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m., five-week session begins 1/8. $45. Winter II Session: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m., fiveweek session begins 2/20. $40. Kids Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/19. $40. Adult Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m., five-week session begins 2/20. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 5:306:50 p.m., five-week session begins 2/19. $45. All classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Adult walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@ burlingtontaiko.org or visit www. burlingtontaiko.org. Gift certificates available! HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space. Beginners’ Conga Class, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Beginners’ Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. Five-week sessions begin 1/10 and 2/21. $50/session. Walk-in price: $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND WINTER SESSION II TAIKO CLASSES: Thursdays, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room. Five-week sessions begin 1/11 and 2/22. Kids and Parents Beginners’ Class, 6-6:50 p.m. $80/pair/session. Adult Beginners’ Class, 7-7:50 p.m. $50/session. Paid preregistration is required by 1/4 and 2/5, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Gift certificates available!

empowerment AVATAR: LIVE DELIBERATELY AND BE THE CHANGE YOU SEEK IN THE WORLD! Avatar is a nine-day course that teaches you how to manage your beliefs and create what you prefer. Weekend workshops offered December 16 and 17 and January 6 and 7. Info, Jen at 802-233-8829 or visit www.avatarepc.com. Section 1 of the Avatar course is offered in a two-day workshop that explores the relationships between your beliefs and experiences. Through a series of simple, experiential exercises, you learn to increase the power of your will and attention, and connect with a more compassionate and aware state of self. Help yourself and learn how to contribute to improving the world. FINDING YOUR MISSION IN LIFE: February 7, February 17, March 10, 2-5 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. $75. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909. Discover the unique way you are meant to make a difference in the world and open your life to joy, meaning and wonder. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. VISIONEERING: January 7, February 4, March 4, April 1, 2-5 p.m. Burlington or Waterbury. $90. Info, call Sue, 802-2447909. Learn a scientifically based technology to harness the power of vision that allows you to create the future out of the future and move your life ahead. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

fiber & surface design BATIK A SILK PILLOW COVER: Thursdays, 10 a.m. – 12 p.m., February 1 – March 1 (5 weeks). Members $135, nonmembers $150, materials $10. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or www.shel burneartcenter.org. Create your own elegant pillow cover. Students will start by learning to stretch silk, while learning the fundamentals of batik and silk painting. We will then use different techniques using salt and sugar to enhance our paintings. Students will use the techniques they have learned to design their own (16” x 16”) pillow cover. New early payment discount! BOOKMAKING FOR EVERYONE: Wednesdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., January 24 – February 21 (5 weeks). Members $132, nonmembers $150, materials $10. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Come explore the fusion of art and book with the making of artist books. We will begin with the exploration of creating exciting surface treated papers. Then using these papers we will build a gallery of books using traditional and nontraditional structures and bindings. No previous bookmaking experience is needed. (Experienced bookmakers are encouraged to join the sessions and continue exploring the concept of the book in a creative environment.) New early payment discount!

film INTRODUCTION TO FILMMAKING: Thursday, January 25 – April 29, 3–6 p.m. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv. edu. Hands-on introduction to filmmaking focusing on technical and narrative structure. Students produce short individual and group projects. 3 credits.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Painting with Acrylics, Tuesdays, 6:308:30 p.m., January 23 – March 13 (8-weeks). Breaking the Ice: Getting Started in Oil Painting, Wednesdays, 1–4 p.m., January 17 – March 7 (8 weeks). Level I Watercolor, Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., January 23 – March 13 (6 weeks). Level II Watercolor: Still Life, Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., March 1 – April 5 (6 weeks). Landscape in Pastels, Mondays, 6 – 8 p.m., February 5 – March 12 (6 weeks). Monoprint Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, February 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Portrait Drawing Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, March 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2

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fencing BEGINNING FENCING: Tuesdays, 7 p.m., January 2 - March 6, Charlotte Central School, Charlotte. Mondays, 6:30 p.m., January 8 - March 12, Mary Hogan School, Middlebury. $120 includes equipment rental. Info, 802-759-2268 or visit www.gmavt.net/~vfox. Renaissance art, Olympic sport, championship club! Try an exciting sport which develops strength, agility, fitness and mental focus. The Vermont Fencing Alliance offers winter classes in Middlebury and Charlotte.

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gardening 2007 MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesdays, beginning February 6 – May 8, 6:15–9:15 p.m. Offered statewide. $325 includes tuition and all materials. Info, call 656-9562 or visit www. uvm.edu/mastergardener. This UVM Extension course covers the basics of Home Horticulture. Instructors are UVM faculty and Vermont professionals. Topics include: Botany, Perennials and Annuals, Landscape Design, Vegetables, Lawns, Entomology, Plant Diseases, Soils, Woody Ornamentals, Pest Management, Invasive Plant Control, and Becoming a Master Gardener.

herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Winter Wisdom 2007: Winter Ecology and Nature Adventures, Winter Plant Identification, Tracking and Fire Making and All Species Communication Skills. Four weekends, January 13-14, February 3-4, February 24-25, and March 18-19, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Inquire about early registration discount. Preregistration and nonrefundable deposit required. Please register early as we expect this program to fill up quickly. Wisdom of the Herbs 2007: An Experiential Journey Through the Seasons. Certification Program. Develop relationship with local wild plants as edibles, medicinals and plant spirit beings. Food as our first medicine and healthy lifestyle practices. One weekend each month, April to November. Nature and Wholeness 2007: Integrating Earth Knowledge and Spiritual Awareness. Certification Program. Nature adventures, energy training, shamanic journeying. Delve deeply into core common wild edibles and medicinals. One weekend a month, April to November. Info, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net, or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool. com.

kids CHILDREN’S CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Tile Mosaics (Ages 8-12), Wednesdays, 4:30–6 p.m., January 24 – February 14 (4 weeks). $50. Introduction to Working with Color (Ages 4-8), Saturdays, 9–10:30 a.m., March 4–18 (3 weeks). $40. Young Rembrandts After-School Drawing & Cartooning Classes, grades 1-6. Session I: Cartooning, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., January 23 – February 20 (5 weeks). $55. Session II: Drawing, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., March 13 – April 17 (6 weeks). $66. Session III: Cartooning, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., May 8–29 (4 weeks). $45. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. FLYNNARTS SPRING CLASSES: Begin January 15th and sample classes are free during First Night! December 31, children grades PreK-9 can try out music, theater, or dance classes. Free classes are open to everyone, but some fill quickly. Info, call 652-4537, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or

visit www.flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml. (Walkins possible if space remains.) Spring FlynnArts brochures are now available and classes are filling fast! TEEN CERAMICS: Ages 12 and up. Mondays, 4–6 p.m., January 22 – March 19 (no class February 26). Members $120, nonmembers $130, materials and firing $50. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 9853648 or www.shelburneartcenter. org. This class offers an introduction and/or development of ceramic skills on and off the potter’s wheel. Students will achieve comfort and competence through a variety of individual and interactive activities designed to master the essentials. All students will experience the full process and receive finished work at the end of their class. New early payment discount!

langauge LANGUAGE CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16. Italian for Travelers, Tuesday afternoons or evenings. Conversational French and French for Beginners, Tuesdays. Beginning and Intermediate Spanish, Tuesdays. Spanish for 4-5 year olds, in the afternoon. Portuguese for Travelers, Monday evenings. Beginning Mandarin, Wednesdays. Mandarin for the Business Traveler, Tuesdays. A Taste of American Sign Language with David Krueger. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included with few exceptions. Info, 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, January 2, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-9518900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-8647902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and

disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 8938893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa. com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian JiuJitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage INTRODUCTION TO DEEP TISSUE WORK: Saturday, February 3, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street, So. Burlington. $75. Info, www. touchstonehealingarts.com or 658-7715. This class is an excellent introduction to deep tissue work. Utilizing the soft fist, the forearm, and the elbow, learn to give a complete and rejuvenating full body massage. Prerequisite: Some form of massage training or experience.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Monday through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http://www.burlingtonshamb halactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as

you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, January 6, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

metal/stained glass METAL AND STAINED GLASS CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Comprehensive Stained Glass, Wednesdays, 6–8:30 p.m., January 17 – March 21 (no class February 14 & 21), 8 weeks. Metal Arts, 9:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m., January 30 – March 20 (8 weeks). Chasing and Repousse, Thursdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., February 1 – March 22 (8 weeks). One-Day Lead Came Workshop, Saturday, January 20, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. One-Day Copper Foil Workshop, Saturday, March 24, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

music BLUEGRASS 101: Saturdays, January 6 - 27, 1-3 p.m. Bluewater Center, South Burlington. $100, 4 week course. Info, 802658-2462 or visit www.andysmountainmusic.com. Do you love bluegrass music? Do you sing, play an instrument, jam with friends, even play in a band but don’t know how all of the parts “fit”? Join us for a fun, informative, 4-week workshop and learn how to play this uniquely American music! All ages and abilities welcome. Andy Greene is a professional bluegrass musician and teacher and has performed with such acclaimed groups as Breakaway and the Bluegrass Gospel Project. BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Wednesday, January 24 – April 25, 7-8:30 p.m. CCV, Burlington. $45. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. Explore a variety of music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs, and classical melodies. No auditions required; beginners and “shower singers” welcome! Can also be taken for one credit. Directed by Amity Baker. JAZZ & BLUES VOCAL PERFORMANCE: Mondays, January 22 – April 16, 6:30–8:15 p.m. CCV, Burlington (class takes place at FlynnArts). Info, Jody Albright at 865-4422 or email jody.albright@ ccv.edu. Vocalists will focus on basic skills in improvisation, melodic and rhythmic phrasing, hearing basic blues patterns and understanding song forms. Final performance in FlynnSpace. Instructor permission required. Register through CCV for 2 credits or through FlynnArts (6524548 ext. 4) as a noncredit course. MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV!: Most classes start the last full week of January. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. Classes include, Music Fundamentals, Piano I, Guitar I and II, Introduction to Vocal Performance, Introduction to Technology in Music, and History of Rock and Roll. Music classes cover a variety of musical styles including jazz, rock, pop, traditional and world music.

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photography DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY AND DIGITAL SOFTWARE IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16; Digital Camera Fundamentals; Enhance Digital Photographs; Create Digital Compositions; Digital Photography Workshops at 3 different times, Adobe Photoshop Elements, Digital Scrapbooks, Slideshows, iTunes Library Management and Playlists, Podcasting. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included. Info, call for details at 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

touch with your Jewish roots or just interested in learning about Judaism? Each topic will be an enlightening and thought-provoking look into Jewish thought and practice, given by Rabbi Raskin of Chabad Jewish Center of VT. First topic on January 7: “What Is a Jew?” HEBREW READING LEVEL II CRASH COURSE: Thursday, January 11, 18, February 1, 8, 15, March 1, 8, 15, 12-1 p.m. Free. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, 188 North Prospect Street, Burlington. Info, call Rabbi Joshua Chasan or email rabbi@ohavizedek.com. An eight session course will be taught by Rabbi Joshua on reading Hebrew with understanding. It will be taught in an easy to follow manner. Prerequisite - familiarity with the Hebrew alphabet.

reiki REIKI: Please join me, Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master, for a FREE Reiki Session on the first Saturday of every month. Ray of Light, The Alternative Wellness Center, 34 Pleasant Street, Morrisville. Info, email rayoflight108@ gmail.com or 802-635-1728. Please contact me if you need directions and RSVP. Reiki encourages health and balance of body, mind and spirit. Dates to add to your calendar: January 6, February 3, March 3, 2-5 p.m.

religion BASIC JUDAISM CLASS: January 25, February 4, March 4, April 1, May 6, June 3, 12:30-2 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Free. Info, 802-872-0544. Lost

VISUAL ART CLASSES AT CCV!: Most classes start the last full week of January. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or at www.ccv.edu. More than 30 classes including Drawing, Introduction to Studio Art. Life Drawing, Two Dimensional Design, Drawing II, Digital Photography, Graphic Design, Paper Arts, Ceramics, Oil Painting, Acrylic Painting, Color Theory, Art History, Photography I and II, Printmaking and Stained Glass. CCV offers a two-year program in Graphic Design and Visual Arts. CCV art classes are taught by well-known Vermont artists.

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SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: January 2 - January 25 (eight sessions), Tuesday and Thursdays, 5:30-10 p.m. $275 course fee, $50 additional for local spring open water certification dives, or complete open water dives at a warm water vacation destination this winter. Results in an internationally recognized, lifetime, certification. Info, call Waterfront Diving Center at 802-865-2771.

VTRIM FOR THE COMMUNITY: Mondays, January 22 - July 30. 5-6 p.m. or 6:15-7:15 p.m. University of Vermont. $575. Info, 802-656-5818 or visit www.learn. uvm.edu/vtrim. The UVM Weight Management Research Program is now offering VTrim, its researchbased weight-loss program, to the community. Learn how to modify your eating and exercise behaviors and succeed at weight management.

pilates PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www. pilatesspace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

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tai chi TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m., starting January 8. 64 Main Street, 3rd floor, opposite City Hall. $44/month or $150 for 16-week semester. Info, 802-4794248 or email grhayes@vtlink. net. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style T’ai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation and significant health benefits.

theater ACTING I: Mondays, January 22 – April 30, 3–5:45 p.m. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. An introduction to the craft of acting. Includes work in improvisation, monologues and dramatic scenes. 3 credits. Instructor: Veronica Lopez. FLYNNARTS SPRING CLASSES: Begin January 15 and sample classes are free during First Night! December 31, children PreK-9 can try out music, theater, or dance classes, including Play Makers (grades 2-3), 9 a.m. Creative Drama (grades K-1), 10 a.m. Creative Capers in Dance and Drama (ages 3-4), 12 p.m. Free classes are open to everyone, but some fill quickly. Info, call 652-4537, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml. (Walkins possible if space remains.) Spring FlynnArts brochures are now available and classes are filling fast! THEATER ARTS AT UVM: January - May. Individual class time varies. UVM, Burlington. Info, 802-656-2085 or visit www.learn. uvm.edu/musicaltheater or www. learn.uvm.edu/playwright. UVM offers theater arts classes this Spring, including musical theater and

wood COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinet Making, January 13. Introduction to Basic Woodworking, December 13, 16, January 13, 30 and February 8. Basic Woodworking II, February 5. Router Class, December 22, 3-6 p.m. The Art of Cutting Dovetail Joints, December 29, 3-6 p.m. Sharpening Hand Tools, January 5, 3-6 p.m. New classes: Building the Mill Creek Kayak, Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinet Making. Free seminars: Lathe Demo, December 23, 1-4 p.m. 382 Hercules Drive, Suite 5, Colchester. Call 802-655-4201 to sign up or stop by and take a tour. Web: http://mysite.verizon. net/stevensturgis/cww. WOOD CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week classes for all levels: Fine Woodworking—Beginning, Mondays, January 22 – March 26, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced, Tuesdays, January 16 – March 20, 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. or Tuesdays, January 16 – March 20, 6:30–9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, January 17 – March 21, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Workshops: Bowl Turning, Instructor: Ralph Tursini, Saturday/Sunday, January 20 and 21, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. or Saturday/ Sunday, March 10 & 11, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Handplanes in the Workshop, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Saturday/ Sunday, March 31 and April 1, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

writing CREATIVE WRITING WITH SOUL: 6:30-9 p.m. January 9, 16, 23 and 30; February 6, 13, 20 and

27 (Tuesdays); February 8, 15, 22 and March 1 (Thursdays). Burlington. $225/class or four classes for $75. Info, call Janet, 802-6584991 or email poco05403@yahoo. com. Give voice to your soul in a dynamic interactive course combining Jungian concepts, meditation and creative exercises. Led by Janet Schneider, published poet with training in psychology and over 25 years of writing experience.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www. bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $60 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@ burlingtonyoga.com. Beginner, Flow, Iyengar style, Kids’, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Mid-life, Naam, Prenatal, Restorative. There is a powerful cumulative effect achieved by practicing postures in varied sequences. STHIRA SUKHAM ASANAM Sthira= steady; Sukham=comfort; Asanam= posture. Asana is a steady comfortable posture. “True asana is that in which the thought of Brahma flows effortlessly through the mind.” BKS Iyengar. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, Anusarainspired and Ashtanga traditions. Specialty classes offered weekly in prenatal, postnatal, fundamentals and restorative yoga. $13 drop-in, $120 10-class card. First class is free. Monday, 6 p.m. Vinyasa class is “pay what you can.” Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. We are currently enrolling for our January six-week series in Yoga for Women over 40, Yoga for Golfers, and Ashtanga Fundamentals as well as our children’s program beginning January 23: Baby Yoga (2-10 mo.), New Explorers (10-18 mo.), Tots on the Move (18 mo – 2 yrs) and Kids Creative Yoga (2 to 5 yrs). Upcoming workshops: Facing the Eye of the Tiger Intermediate/Advanced Anusara Practice, Saturday, December 9, 9 a.m. - noon. Partner Prenatal Yoga and Massage, Saturday, December 9, 1-4 p.m. Find a class that is right for your level of experience and feel the benefits of yoga. JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Fall schedule. $10 class. 36 School Street, Johnson. Info, 802-6352733 or visit http://www.ver montstudiocenter.org/yoga.html. Johnson Yoga Studio offers classes in Ashtanga, Iyengar, Kripalu, Hatha Flow and Sivananda yoga. MATTHEW WALKER YOGA ARTS: Montpelier Area. Basic-level yoga classes with Matthew Walker BA, CKYT (Certfied Kripalu Yoga Teacher). Beginners welcome. First class free! Mats/props provided. Beginning January 8, Monday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Beth Jacob Synagogue, Montpelier. $10. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Montpelier

Shambhala Center. $12 or 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier. Free! Sunday, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Plainfield Commmunity Center, Men’s Yoga. $10. Info, 802-793-2656 or Matthew.Walker@Goddard.Edu. SHABBAT YOGA: Saturday, January 6, 9-10:15 a.m. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, 188 North Prospect Street, Burlington. Info, contact Sarah Klionsky, Community and Education Development Director, 802-864-0218 ext. 26 or visit www.ohavizedek.com. Yoga in a Synagogue? “Shabbat Yoga” incorporates themes of Sabbath rest/renewal and the Hebrew alphabet into a Hatha yoga practice. Bring a mat if you have one, a sweat shirt and wear loose clothing. No experience necessary. Ellen Gittelsohn, OZ’s librarian who has been practicing yoga for 6+ years will be guiding us in the Shabbat Yoga practice. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River and our new downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont.com. Six-week sessions for skiers and riders, Intro to Kripalu and Ashtanga, Kids’ Yoga, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga and Kung Fu and more start up in January. 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course begins March 2007. Gift certificates available online and at the studios. YOGA: Ashtanga, Hatha and Gentle Yoga, Yoga Flow and Parent & Child Yoga, Sunday thru Friday. Shelburne Health & Fitness, 4068 Shelburne Road, Shelburne. $12 drop-in, $100/10 classes, or unlimited monthly ($45-$75). Info, visit www.shelburnehealthandfit ness.com, call 985-3141 or email info@shelburnehealthandfitness. com. Shelburne Health & Fitness provides a warm, welcoming, nurturing atmosphere. Watch for a yoga marathon at the end of January to benefit St. Jude’s Research Hospital. YOGA/ASHTANGA/POWER: Thursdays, 6 p.m., 6 weeks. Athletic Club of Vermont, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. $15 per class or $65 for six weeks. Info, 802-2889612, or email acvks@aol.com.

Silver Tea/coffee service Silver coffee/tea set w/tray. Great holiday gift. $100. 879-8370.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts 2 Studded WinterTires $85 Winter is just starting! Studded Winterforce 2 snow tires. Size 215 70 15. $85. Only a year old. 802-922-2427. A clean, tight fit! Maytag stacked washer/gas or propane dryer. Large capacity, like new. Great for apt. or condo. $550. 802-223-6803. FREE Refrigerator Excellent for camp or garage; good working condition. Pick-up in South Burlington. 865-3683. FULL SET OF MECHANIC TOOLS Snap-on roll and end cabinet. 7’ long. Over $35,000 invested. Variety of tools too many to list. Call anytime for details. 802-324-5382. G.E. ELECTRIC COOKTOP Almondcolored. 21.25 x 30.25” (fits 19.5” x 28.5” countertop opening). Spotless, like new. $75. 802-899-2305. Hot Water Heater Reliance Electric 501, used 2 years, 56G. $100/OBO. 802-264-4878. Table Massage 802-860-9506.

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Antiques/ Collectibles Beautiful antique handmade cherry hutch w/natural finish. Must sell. $700. Oak refinished commode. $100. 802-864-0439. Elegant Louis XV Armoire Exceptional, c. 1890, Walnut. Clear original bevelled-mirrored doors, fine condition, stable. 100”Hx51”Wx19”D. Deep detailed carving. Herringbone pattern. Easily disassembles. Pics: 7days website. $1500/firm. 802-238-5718.

$9 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $9. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR coating, etc. Http://ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. (AAN CAN) Bling Bling Choker Unusual! Rhinestones set in goldtone mesh design. Choker measures 1/2”x15” long w/generous 3” lead. Perfect for dress or just for fun! $15/OBO. 802-238-5718. Long leather coat W/hood, lining, zip closure, numerous pockets. Brand new. $75. 802-863-1537. Marquee Diamond Ring cluster, size 6. $900. 802-860-9506. Perfect Gift For Her Pair of diamond and emerald earrings in 14 K white gold. Appraised by Kennon Young of Key Designs. $700/OBO. 757-270-8795.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Vintage Blue Chintz Heart Sweet necklace! Vintage China encased in silver shows off on blue ribbon. Great gift! $15/OBO. 802-238-5718.

Electronics Almost New Apple MacMini 1.66 GHZ DuoCore chip, 512 MB RAM, 60 GB hard drive, CD-RW/ DVD-ROM drive. Unregistered warranty. W/monitor, keyboard, wireless mouse, new color printer/ scanner. $675. 658-4111. Buy Nokia n95, $300 Qtek s200 = $100 Apple 20 GB iPod all kind mobile phone at cheap price call us on +2348022723305 or email us at cellphonehome1@ yahoo.com or cellphonehome1@ hotmail.com. CD-Rom Drives 2 drives: 1) 52X 2) CD-R/RW, $10 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Computer Cases ATA style w/ PSU, 2 cases, $20 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Computer, eMac Like new w/ box, lightly used. 1Ghz power PC G4. 40 gig HD, OSX 10.3. Integral monitor + keyboard & mouse. $250. Call 802-862-1984. Macro Zoom your Digital Great Canon 28-105 mm range. Use it w/your digital or the incl. EOS power advance film body. Lens cap, filters also incl. $170/ OBO. 802-238-5718. Pair of Motorola Talk About radios. Brand new. $50/OBO. 802-999-6210. Server Case - 4U New w/PSU, key access to drives, $75/OBO. 802-264-4878. SONY FLATSCREEN TUBE TV 3 yrs. old, Size: 36�. Cost: $400. 802-899-3101. Sony Home Theater Sony Subwoofer, 1 flat & 4 mini speakers, 150 watt receiver, 50 CD carousel. Great condition. I don’t use it. Great sound. $150. Speaker wire included. 802-578-2251. Sony Home Theater System Subwoofer, 1 flat & 4 mini speakers, 150 watt receiver, 50 CD carousel. Great condition. I don’t use it. Great sound. $150. Speaker wire included. 802-578-2251. Vintage JBL L26 Speakers Classic JBL L26 2-way speakers from the 1970s. Rebuilt 5 years ago. They look and sound great. $200. 802-878-8955.

Entertainment/ Tickets Bumpersticker “IMPEACH the imBUSHcile� 3�x12� bumperstickers. Help spread the word. Buy them online at bumpahstickah.com. Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. SMUGGS YOUTH SEASON’S PASS Gift certificate for Smuggs 06/07 youth season’s pass, ages 13 - 18. Fully transferrable. Asking $300/ OBO. ($444 value!!!) Great holiday gift. 802-879-1146. Two 6 mo. memberships to Sports and Fitness Edge, $350/ each. 4 day lift tickets to Mad River Glen, $30/each. Adult ski pass to Smugg’s, $350. Bash badge to Smugg’s, $75. 434-7000.

Vintage upright Good condition. 802-864-7022. Websites, Logos, Podcasts Talented & creative, will create internet presence based on your needs. Podcasts, Blogs, Logos? We do that! Free consulting. 802-922-2427.

Furniture pool Table 8� billiards table, 1� slate, comes w/everything! Must see. Retail value $3500. Sell $1700. Bill, 802-893-7315. 6 Drawer Dresser $75/BO Gray laminate. Incls. nightstand. Both in decent condition. Have new furniture, no longer needed. Located in Fayston. Asking $75/ OBO. 802-279-2457. Bookcase - Wooden Robust, 3 shelves, 45x12x46. $60. Call 802-264-4878. Bunk bed full/twin Full on bottom, twin on top. Heavy duty red bunk bed. W/one mattress. Bought new $360, will sell $160. linniem@gmail.com, 658-0442. California King Sterns and Foster’s mattress w/box spring and metal frame. Good condition. $250/OBO. 899-3630. couch/love seat Gold couch and love seat from the 80s. Very good condition, can’t fit in our house. $50/both. 802-318-7216. Desks and Bureau Corner desk w/lots of storage, L-shaped desk w/shelf, also long bureau painted w/6 drawers. Price neg. Delivery avail. 922-3425. Grey Sofa nearly new $200 This sofa was used in a bedroom and almost never sat on. Grey tweed. In Fayston. Asking $200/ OBO. 802-279-2457. Moving Sale We’re moving in January and selling everything from furntiture to kitchenware. Please visit our website containing photos and descriptions at www.vermontmovingsale.com or 304-6795. Two mid 1820s secretary desks, round legs, etc. One big, old oak desk. $125/each. 802-861-7537. Upgrade your dining room! Lovely hardwood dining set, light maple finish. Table for 6 plus expansion leaf. Protective glass top. Six chairs, buffet and server. Very clean. $700. 802-223-6803.

Garage/Estate Sales MIsc. Merchandise Quality raised-panel solid wood doors (4) w/hardware, $65/each; 3 Frigidaire freezerless refrigerators used in commercial kitchen $375/ each; 400+ packets VT organic seeds (2006 season), $.90/each. 802-878-7558.

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Children’s AP Saddle Buenos Aires made. Beautiful leatherchocolate brown. 15� regular/narrow tree. Excellent condition for older saddle - tree/billets/flocking good condition. No tears/ rips. Fittings incl. $200/OBO. 802-598-8727. Collegiate AP Jr Saddle: Child’s “Prep� AP saddle. Deep, comfortable seat, suede padded flaps, concealed knee rolls. Chestnut brown. 16.5�. Regular tree. Great shape. No repairs needed. $550. 802-598-8727. Ferret Cage Large multi-level ferret cage. Great condition. Call Elizabeth at 802-922-1186. Free spayed female rabbit Free female rabbit to good home ONLY. She is spayed, box trained, sweet. Comes w/cage, pellets, hay. Will bring to your home. Call 734-2264. CLIPPER SUNBEAM-STEWART Heavy-duty, model 510 clipmaster animal clippers. Excellent condition. $85. 802-899-2305.

Sports Equipment Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely used, wooden, excellent cond. $120/each when new. $60/each. 264-4878. GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFTS Massage table, $150/OBO (brand new) holds up to 550 pounds. Adjustable BowFlex Sport, $550/ OBO (only used one month) all attachments, great condition. 802-482-4375. Men’s Hockey Skates Brand: Elite, type: leather, size: 9. Rarely used. $40. 264-4878. SMUGGS YOUTH SEASON’S PASS Gift certificate for Smuggs 06/07 youth season’s pass, ages 13 - 18. Fully transferrable. Asking $300/ OBO. ($444 value!!!) Great holiday gift. 802-879-1146. VOLKL Supersport (175), 6 star, like new. $500/neg. Call 355-2817.

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Childcare provider for fouryear-old boy, flexible evening and weekend times. Up to 10 hours per week to work on social and language skill development. 802-878-9177.

Amrita Massage and Shiatsu Theraputic, swedish and deep tissue massage. Shiatsu applies gentle to deep stretching and pressure, relaxing and rejuvenating the whole body. 60 mins. $55, 90 mins, $65. www.amritamassage. com. Sierra-Maria, 802-862-4677.

Part-Time Childcare Needed Seeking pt babysitter for funloving 22-month-old and occasionally her 4-year-old brother 1-2 afternoons/week 1:30/2PM4:30/5PM. Flexible schedule a plus. Can schedule a month in advance. Underhill. 899-2245.

Counseling Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135. THERE’S HOPE You don’t have to live with the pain of physical or mental health suffering. Healing is possible. Call Lauren Sonnenberg, MA, NCC, CNHP, at 802-839-8166.

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96 Subaru GL Wagon $3400 Really clean, no rust, below book value. AWD, 111 K, inspected until 12/31/07. 4 studded snows, auto, AC, Am/FM/cassette. Power windows/doors, Thule roof rack. Trailer hitch, summer tires. 802863-2325, networks.networks@ verizon.net. 1987 AUDI GT COUPE Great shape, new brakes, winter tires, runs strong. Books for $2800, selling for $2100. Call 370-1174. Cruise in style this winter. 1989 Chevrolet 1 ton 10’ stake body w/dump bed and snow plow. 802-862-7911. 1993 ford explorer 2 door, 80 K, power locks, power windows, cruise control, new battery, 4X4, standard transmission, hitch and wiring, runs great. $2000. 802-864-0594. 1993 SATURN WAGON SW2. No rust, plastic body! $1000/OBO. 10/08 inspection. Must sell. 773406-6335. pearlwds@yahoo.com. 1994 Oldsmobilie 4-door sedan, V6, 84,400 miles, good condition. $1299. 802-865-4424.

Bicycles Wmn’s Fuji Road Bike- $800 Women’s Specific Fuji Provence Road bike. Sz. 48 cm. Shimano 105. 35 miles on it. Carbon fork and seat stays. Nearly new.

1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee 4WD, red w/grey interiors, 110 K, kept well, paint, body and motor in good condition. $4800. comp@ barcianet.com or 802-864-9991. 1996 Honda Civic Sport coupe. Black. Great car until engine broke. Excellent car for guy who wants to rebuild engine. $1300/ OBO. Valerie, 802-760-9203. 1996 Suburu Outback wagon. Solid body, runs well. Reliable winter car. 164 K. Must sell. $1000/OBO. 802-324-8492.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax repos, US marshal and IRS sales! Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext.C107. (AAN CAN) ‘

1997 CHEVY Silverado 4X4 Original owner, EXCELLENT condition. 171K, oil changed every 3000-5000 miles. Transmission replaced in Oct. 05. Vehicle used for transportation, not trailering or off-road use. Silver w/power sun roof. 5.7L/350hp. $8900. 802-862-7993.

1997 Saturn SC2 Red Coupe 5-speed, red, single owner, alloy wheels, runs great. 163 K highway miles. Ready to go! $2199/OBO. Please call 802-310-3152 for more info.

2003 Ford Focus ZTW Wagon Excellent condition and great gas mileage! Comes w/2 sets of tires and 25 K left on original bumper to bumper warranty. Call Amy, 524-2073.

1997 Saturn SL Like its owner, car is well cared for and aging gracefully. Recently inspected, 4 snows, runs well w/lots of life left. 111 K. $2200. 802-862-6810.

2003 Jeep Liberty $9900 Jeep Liberty limited edition, patriot blue, no mechanical problems, nice looking. Clean title, snow tires. Great winter car. Auto, overdrive. 6 CD. Must sell! 802-872-5701.

1998 Honda Civic DX Beautiful silver Honda, 109 K, auto, four doors, spoiler, tinted rear windows, clean, no rust. All scheduled maintenance done. A great winter car. $3100/OBO. An amazing deal! Call 802-249-9663. 1999 Audi A4 Wagon V6 AWD Pearl white, grey leather interior, 125 K highway miles, 5-speed, Tiptronic, power everything, Bose sound, 6 CD changer. $8500. comp@barcianet.com or call 802-310-0805. 1999 Subaru Impreza Red, excellent condition, only 57 K, new brakes, struts, tune up, synthetic oil. Kelly Blue Book $9365, asking $7000. Must see. Call Cory 862-5320. 2 Brand New Winter Tires! 2 Winterforce tires, size 205-65-15, bought for $95/each, will sell for $75/each. Only 200 miles on tires. Burlington area, 802-324-3113. 2000 Chevrolet Silverado 2500 LS, 2WD. Extended cab pickup. Loaded w/all accessories, 6.0 liter, 4-speed, auto transmission, 43 K. Carfax certified. $14,500. Geoff, 802-863-4366. 2001 Chevy Silverado 1500 Auto, 123 K. New cap, great shape, snows! Call 238-1177 or 453-2772. Asking $7000. 2001 Subaru Outback 95k L.L.Bean, auto, $10,100, wintergreen, leather interior. Minor cosmetic issues, excellent mechanically, extra tires. One owner, selling due to job change. $4000 below book. 802-453-5552, ask for Don. 2002 Subaru Forester W/60 K. Has snow tires, ski/snowboard rack, tinted windows, CD player, 5-speed, clean and priced to move. $8800. In Burlington. Call 603-321-9709.

2003 Toyota Echo 4 door, auto, 41 K, 33-40/gl, remote starter, Toyota warranty transferable + Platium good for 60 K or 2010. New tires, CD/CASS/AM/FM. Great car for teen. $11K/neg. 802-363-3098. 2006 Subaru Outback 2.5i Less than 11 K, auto, looks and feels just like new. Metallic green exterior, beige interior. $20,400 (under KBB). 802-233-1906. 85 Volvo Sedan Almost no rust or body damage, studded tires, high miles but plenty of life left. Engine is dry and strong. Call for more info. 802-388-7531. All Set To Ride!! 1990 Chevy pickup 1500 series, newly rebuilt engine, body in great shape, 4 new tires, black w/tan interior. $2300. Call 802-324-3113, Burlington area. bmw, 325 xi, 2001 Merry Christmas! Treat yourself, you deserve it! AWD, sport wagon, all premium options (w/auto). 43 K. $22,500, incl. 4 “new” winter. Just inspected. New brakes. 802-863-4366. Clean title, carfaxed. CHEVYS 10 WORK VAN CHEVY S10 work van, 1988. $500/OBO. 111 K. Need to sell ASAP. Burlington. 324-3113. FORD WINDSTAR- GREAT DEAL! 1998 Ford Windstar for $1800, 129 K, good condition. We need our driveway back, you need a car. Cal Kelly at 655-7777. KBB $2400. GMC C7H Truck & ReferBox Factory installed new CAT 250 H.P. turbo diesel engine and new rear suspension. 20’ box Thermo-King refrigeration unit. Truck books for over $17K. Selling truck and/ or box. Must sell!! $13,500/OBO. 802-309-1117.

HakkapelIittas 2 sets of four tires. 1) 265/70 R16, studded, very good condition, $125/OBO. 195/65 R15, w/rims, off a Volvo. $80/OBO. 802-425-5675.

Suby Outback Impreza Sport 2000, auto, AWD, runs great, red, 76 K. $8500/OBO. Call Doug, 802-999-9877.

HYBRID-Honda Civic 2005 4door, 6 manual, 26 K, 4 new snows on rims, excellent condition. Gray metallic. $18,900. 802-279-7400.

tires 4 195/65R15, $30/each. 4 Winter Force 185/65R15, $40/ each. 3 Eurowinter 185/65 r15, $30/each. 2P225/75/R15 Winter radial $40/each. 864-5460.

MitsUbishi Eclipse, Loaded 1998, spoiler, red/white, 110 K, ready to go!! Owner must move now! $1000. 802-324-3113.

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Monte Carlo 1977 V8, auto, black w/red interior, rust-free, 26 K. $8100. You will like my smooth ride and sexy body. Please call 802-864-5230. MUST SELL Toyota Camry Le Excellent condition, comes w/2 sets of tires, automatic starter, auto locks and windows, no rust. 1998 Camry Le only $4000/OBO. Contact kristin_mainello@ yahoo.com. NEW SNOW TIRES W/RIMS Four new Magnagrip snow tires w/rims. 70R13. From Subaru Imprezza. $200/OBO. 802-598-5267. NICE 4WD TRUCK! 2000 Nissan Frontier, 4WD, XE King cab, V6, auto., 78 K, w/ cap. Very clean. AC, ABS, CD, power pkg., cruise, off-road pkg., alloy wheels, etc. $9K. 878-2281. Nissan Pathfinder 2001 Nissan Pathfinder SE. 50 K, 5-speed, 4WD, power windows/locks, air, CD, 4 new snow tires. New inspection. Excellent condition. $11,000. 802-899-3051. One All-Season Tire! Tire for sale! Excellent condition! $20 hardly used! One P205-70-15. Call 324-3113. REESE HITCH Nearly New. Wire harness fits late model GM pickups. Used one trip across country. $85/OBO. 802-782-9522. Ride To Boston Looking for a ride to Boston from Burlington, Dec 22 or 23. Can chip in on gas. Email me: veganbanana@ hotmail.com.

02 Yamaha R1 Rare red/white/ black paint, lowered 1in. New tires and battery. Many other extras. Call carol at 802-279-3602 for time to see it. 1994 Harley FXRP White, excellent condition, w/leather saddlebags and new tires. Needs a new engine. Great deal for the right person! Call Amy at 524-2073.

On the Water Pongo 120 Kayak 10’ long., large cockpit and storage. Excellent condition. No scratches. Suitable for gift. $450. 802-355-2817. POWER BOAT, Price Reduced! 1986 Sting Ray, w/trailer, in/outboard, free winter storage, 230 HP Merc-cruiser, 19’, open bow, seats 9, red/white. $4400/OBO. Call 324-3113.

Recreational Vehicles Kawasaki Mojave 250cc Many new parts runs super fast and fun. 5-speed w/clutch, 4-stroke engine. $600/OBO. Please call 802-878-5704.

SAAB 900 TURBO FOR SALE 1989 Saab 900 Turbo hatchback. 189 K, needs brake work, some rust. Runs excellent, reliable. Have mechanical history. 30 mpg. $1500. Call Brian after 5, 434-3059.

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Bands/ Musicians A Cappella group forming for fun and profit. Sweet Honey, Lambert, Hendricks and Ross, Doo-wop. Please be experienced. Arrangers welcome! Call Rhonda, 864-0538 x. 226. Calling all musicians! We are looking for quality musicians, bands and DJs to play at the Wine Bar. Pay based on sales. Please call Travis at 860-9463. Drummer looking for band to gig with. Classic rock, r&b, straight Blues preferred but am open for almost anything. I have a place to practice complete w/PA system central VT. 802-244-7683, taper2@pshift.com. Drummer looking to play Okay, I’m a 48 YO guy looking for a relaxed, non-ego environment. I like SRV, blues, Texican, etc. Let’s talk. All styles considered. I have the chops! 802-598-5962. Female Singer! Diverse female voice looking for a group to sing with. Can sing Soprano/Alto/ Tenor. Please contact through MYSPACE (Jaded Hippie) to find out more about me. Fiddle Player Wanted Vintage and original country string-band seeks ready-to-gig fiddle player. Call 802-859-0929. Keyboard player available Play rock, oldies, wedding stuff, funk, whatever and do left hand bass. I have an amazing array of equipment including a Hammond XB3 and Leslie as well as 7 various new synths and pianos and a full JBL PA. Live in Middlebury, looking for duo, trio, fill-in, any type of work or band situation; no dreamers please, weekend gigs only. Call Bob at 802-318-6874, email at bberman@ttiglobal. com. Looking for band I am a 21 YO singer/songwriter looking for a emo/punk/folk/whatever band. Please email if interested. jdisbrow@uvm.edu.

electric guitar and amp Electric guitar, Fender stratocaster, aqua blue, excellent condition, $400, incls. case. Amp, Peavy, Rage 158, excellent condition, $45. 862-3161. Ibanez RG350DX & Case $430 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar w/Ibanez hardshell-case. Mint. Shark tooth inlays, wizard/ II neck, Floyd-Rose, sounds great, no fret buzzing. $430 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (after 6 p.m.). KADENCE 5-PIECE DRUM SET Great Christmas gift. W/20” scimitar bronze rock ride cymbal. 14” Sabian aax studio crash cymbal. Professional grade cymbal stands, padded stool. Asking $280. 802-238-2045. One of a kind guitar Unique guitar. VT made w/all VT wood, 50s Les Paul style, top quality hardware, hard case. Perfect condition, $550. 802-877-6624.

Studio/ Rehearsal 24+ tracks live recording Live sound production company offers top quality live recording at your venue. Check out our live production services! www.ValleySound.net. 802-356-7001. LP to CD Preserve unique audio recordings with a CD custom burned from your LPs, cassettes, reel-to-reel tapes or 78s. Call Kieron Digital Labs, 802-865-3417. PROF QUALITY RECORDINGS!!! Diamond Studios in Burlington where working musicians go for top-quality professional recordings. Sensible rates with working musicians in mind. Pro Tools 7.3. Call 802-734-2032.

snare drum One Pearl Piccalo maple shell (7 ply) 13”x3 snare. Used one year. Paid $150, asking $100. Contact 249-5393.

Bass Guitar Lessons Aram Bedrosian. All levels/styles welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, reading, ear training and more...years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. 802-598-8861 or aram@ arambedrosian.com, www.aram bedrosian.com. DRUM LESSONS Energetic, professional drummer seeks students of all abilities for drum lessons. About me: 27 yrs. old, 19 yrs. playing experience, Bachelor’s Degree in Jazz/Commercial Music, extensive touring experience in US and Europe. A real working drummer offering a customized curriculum, competitive rates and real results! I’ll even come to you, so can learn on your own drums. Refs. avail. Contact steve@ stevehadeka.com or call anytime 802-658-6205.

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STATE OF VERMONT PROBATE COURT DISTRICT OF FRANKLIN IN RE THE ESTATE OF JOSEPH B. STUART LATE OF GEORGIA DOCKET NO. 78-2006 E NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of the estate of JOSEPH B. STUART late of GEORGIA. I have been appointed as personal representative of the above named estate. All creditors having claims against the estate must present their claims in writing within four months of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy filed with the register of the Probate Court. The claim will be forever barred if it is not presented as described within the four month deadline. Dated: DECEMBER 13, 2006 Print Name: DEBRA STUART Address: 350 WOODS HOLLOW ROAD MILTON, VT 05468 Telephone: (802) 863-0307 Name of the Publication: SEVEN DAYS First Publication Date: DECEMBER 20, 2006 Second Publication Date: DECEMBER 27, 2006 Address of Probate Court: Probate Court, District of FRANKLIN 17 CHURCH STREET ST. ALBANS, VT 05478 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO.S0986-05 CnC Bank of New York, as Trustee for the Certificateholders of CWALT 2005-J2, Plaintiff v. Susan Morin, Executrix of the Estate of Michael R. Morin And Occupants residing at 77 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Bank of New York, as Trustee for the Certificateholders of CWALT 2005-J2 to Michael R. Morin dated October 1, 2004 and recorded in Volume 504, Page 3 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 A.M. on January 10, 2007, at 77 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A parcel of land with dwelling house and other improvements thereon situated on the southerly side of Colchester Point Road, consisting of 0.5 acres, more or less, with the dwelling house thereon being known and designated as 77 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont. Being a portion of the lands and premises conveyed to Michael R. and Susan Z. Morin by Warranty Deed of Michael R. Morin dated March 21, 1981 and of record at Volume 68, Page 276 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. Reference is made to a Warranty Deed for an easement granted to the Town of Colchester dated April 26, 2001 and of record at Volume 350, Page 584 of said Land Records. Reference is also made to a corrective deed dated April 30, 2002 and of record at Volume 384, Page 618 of said Land Records. Reference is hereby made to the above mentioned instrument, to the records thereof and the references therein contained in further aid of this description. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Colchester. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin 30 Kimball Ave. Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Bank of New York, as Trustee By:___/s/Joshua B. Lobe Joshua Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin 30 Kimball Ave, Suite 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. LEARNING HOW TO AGE PROACTIVELY: Small, outgoing, weekly support group invites new members. Join us to explore many aspects of growing older. For men and women age 60+. We have fun! Tuesdays, 4-5:30 p.m., Burlington. Please contact Barbara Kester, 802657-3668 for more info.

CENTRAL VT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS: Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month, 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM. New members welcome. Facilitated by Patti Smith, MA & Kristi Petrochko, BA. Info, call Kristi at 802-2234744. FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 864-0538x226 for details. SHYNESS AND SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUP: Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Celeste Ames at the Center for Anxiety Disorders, 802-365-3450 ext. 354 or email shynomoreprogram@yahoo.com. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 732-718-2613. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. AL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@ rainwatercenter.com or visit website www.rainwatercenter.com. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276.

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« support groups Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:30 – 7:30 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. Burlington. The meeting will be in the Susan B. Anthony Room, which is on the second floor at the back end of the building. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802223-4111. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Brenda, 338-1170 or Cameron, 363-3747. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.cvana.org. SUPPORT GROUP for Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-8992554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Al-Anon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info.

ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-8561772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 67:30 p.m. There will be no meeting 12/25. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/ HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 8616000 or anne@booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

Isabel: Good day. My name is Isabel and you will find me cuddling up in my comfy tent. I am a 3 year old short haired spayed female grey tiger. I came to HSCC pregnant and am ready to find my forever home. I am sweet and petite! You’ll find me playful, affectionate, social, energetic, confident, and gentle. I am looking for a home with kids of all ages. I am a curious lady too. I love to explore my surroundings, but after a few minutes I will come over and soak up all the attention I can get. I love catnip too – it makes me feel like a kitten! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 8616000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

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Residential Program Coordinator who has the skills to facilitate the development and management of the program, effec tively communicating with many community par tners, professional colleagues and state agencies. Responsibilities include budget management, supervision of the residents, staff and volunteers, clinical support and intake assessment process.

Residential Clinician who has the skills to provide clinical assessment, treatment planning, case management, individual, group counseling, daily residential support and household management including facilitating connections to various community providers/resources.

We are looking for detail-oriented, dedicated and dependable people to clean our condominiums. Must be 18 years of age or older and reliable transportation. Prior housekeeping experienced strongly encouraged. www.smuggs.com/jobs ~ 1.888.754.7684 eoe

Full-time positions with excellent benefits. Master’s degree, license desired with experience work ing with women’s issues, running treatment groups and knowledge of mental health and substance abuse issues preferred. Submit resumes by Jan. 1, 2007 to Lis Mickenberg

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foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field (educational qualifications may be waived given relevant work experience and demonstrated skills in core job competencies). Prior training and experience working with children with Autism. Knowledge of, and experience in, ABA treatment methodologies. Valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy. Full-time (37.5 hours per week), w/benefit package.

Statewide family support organization serving families of children and youth with special needs and others is seeking candidate to manage grant project; will coordinate activities among project partners, carry out specific program activities, and oversee implementation, completion, and evaluation of program. Bachelor’s degree in education or related field required; Master’s degree preferred. Must also have experience with project management and excellent writing and communication skills, and knowledge of Vermont and federal education laws and systems.

Developmental Services Substitute: Set your own schedule! Provide direct service

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support to people with developmental disabilities on an ‘as needed’ basis in Addison County. HS diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license and the ability to lift required. Good communication skills, flexibility and creativity a must. Hours of work include days, evenings, weekends and overnights.

Statewide family support organization serving families of children and youth with special needs and others is seeking candidate to oversee all statewide training activities, including publicity. Coordinate, schedule, and develop new curriculum on various education and related topics. Conduct workshops and presentations to parents, schools, and state and community agencies. Bachelor’s degree in education or related field, excellent writing and communication skills, and experience developing curriculum required. Some experience presenting information and knowledge of Vermont and federal education laws and systems helpful.

Family Support Services Clinician: Position involves working intensively with children and adolescents in custody and their foster families and kinship providers through DCF contract. Master’s degree preferred or BA plus relevant experience. Part-time (20 hours per week).

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Therapeutic Support Worker: Provide services to 17-year-old male in the home and community with emphasis on social skills development. Experience with youth on the Autism Spectrum helpful. Training provided. 10-15 hours per week (afternoons between 12 noon and 4 PM required).

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie P. at 233-8808. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, Burlington and Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 8937752 or Cameron, 363-3747. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. PROSTATE CANCER: The second Tuesday of the month, 5- 7 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-6391888. This “man-to-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30 p.m. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m.

COLCHESTER LIKE NEW 2003 2bedroom mobile home in Breezy Acres close to schools, shopping. Incls. shed and attached porch. $44,900. Call Rich at Gardner & Gardner Realtors, 802-373-7527. Duplex, 65 Maple, Winooski Charming duplex, ready for you to move right in to the owner’s unit! Two (2) bedroom units, parking, new roof, flooring, so many updates! www.65maple.com or email seller@65maple.com for more info. Essex Condo for Sale 2-bedroom condo, security entrance, one level,laundry, new tile in kitchen and bath, updates to electrical. Carport w/ extra storage. $116,000. Laura, 802-363-8517.

For Rent 1 BR in Shelburne Village Sunny, 1-bedroom apt. in Shelburne Village. Second floor. Private entrance. Parking spot. $700/mo. including utils. No dogs. Refs. req. 802-985-3648.

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1-Bedroom w/View of Lake 13 Lakeview Terrace, lakeside roomy studio apt. 1st/last and 1/2 month sec. Street parking readily avail. Year lease. $700/mo. everything incl. Rachel, 518-321-6540.

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4 Bbrm House for Rent Large, new, house for rent. Lots of light, gorgeous view, new appliances, parking, spacious living rm, good size bdrms. Beautiful rural area w/an easy commute to Montpelier, Stowe, Burlington, Johnson. Horse board option, pets neg. 802-522-3826. A 3-bedroom home only $247/ mo.! 4% down, 30 years at 8.5% APR! For listings 800-586-3762 ext. g808. Barre Town 1-2 bedroom duplex apt. Newly renovated. Quiet neiborhood. W/D hookup, snow and trash removal incl. $650/mo. 802249-1505 or 802-851-1394. New Apartments! Brand Keen’s Crossing. 1-3 bedroom, incls. loft, townhouse styles. Fitness, laundry on site. Market and affordable. Available 2/07. 802655-1810 or www.keenscrossing. com. Burl: Charming 3BR duplex Sunny, spacious, lake view, lower hill section. Walk downtown. Beautiful well-kept duplex w/lots of character incl. fireplace, French doors, hdwd floors, front & side porches. Eat-in kitchen w/pantry, LR, DR, storage, W/D, garage, yard, gas heat, newly insulated. NS. Avail. early Jan. $1795/mo. + utils. 578-4806.

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Buy now and choose your own finishing touches! Beautiful condominiums are currently under construction at a great location in Fairfax. Each condo features approximately 1,500 square feet of living space with 2 bedrooms plus den, 2.5 baths, garage, and full basement. Details are subject to change, stay tuned! Open House: Every Sunday in January from 1-2pm Purchase Price $210,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $49,300 Mortgage Amount: $160,700

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This Is A Must See: Approx. 1,016 square ft., 2bed, 2-bath, 3-level condo. Features include two back decks and a large finished basement that can be used as a 3rd bedroom. All appliances are included in the sale. Save money on winter heating costs with efficient gas heat. Convenient location close to I-89, schools, parks and shopping. Open House: Call for a showing — first come first serve Purchase Price: $ 190,000 Grant for income eligible buyers: $37,980 Mortgage Amount: $151,920

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Just a few of our great homes for sale: Call Brandy for a showing: 864-2620 w/garage, fresh and clean. $975/ mo. +. All avail. now! No dogs. Lease, dep. 860-4641. 3x11.5-bclt122006.indd 1 2-bedroom + den Burlington house. Off-street parking. Fenced yard. On busline, near downtown. NS. Avail. January. $1100/mo. +. 802-862-9734.

Burlington 2-bedroom, close to downtown, Leddy Park. 1 parking spot. $775/mo. Big kitchen, big bedrooms. 802-863-7110. Burlington Sparkling, 1-bedroom, super insulated, galley kitchen, two closets, like new appliances and bathroom, new paint, hdwd, garage, yard. Walk to downtown/UVM/FAHC. $780/mo. +. NS/pets. 802-863-3818.

Burlington Great 6-7 bedroom houses avail. Greene St., East Ave. Avail. 6/01. Call Terry, 617-242-9335. Burlington 2-bedroom, hookups, parking, yard. Avail. immed. $875/mo. +. 802-238-0064. Burlington 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Downtown. Parking. Gas heat/HW. No pets. Avail. 1/01. $1200/mo. and $875/mo. Steven, 802-865-2114, call before 8 p.m. Burlington Old North End, 3bedroom, first floor. Hdwd, porch, parking. New gas heat. Avail. 1/01. $1100/mo. +. 802-893-0000. Burlington 1-bedroom, 3 blocks to lake, downtown. Nice, clean,

quiet. 5 rooms. Gas, energy efficient. Parking. Coin-op. $750/mo. 802-879-2436. 4:33:18 PM BURLINGTON 12/15/06 Large 3-bedroom. Living room, dining room, full basement, porches, parking. 1/2 acre in quiet location. $1500/mo. Avail. 1/01. 862-9182.

BURLINGTON 2-bedroom, quiet South End owner duplex, hdwd, gas heat, hot water, deck, yard, W/D in building. NS/pets. $830/ mo. Horst, 802-660-8313.

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Spacious and bright two bedroom, two bath Condo. Next to new condition, it boasts gleaming hardwood, in-suite laundry and secure underground parking. Convenience plus! $196,900

Why rent when you can own this comfortable 2 bedroom, 1 bath Condo in a terrific location at an affordable price. Large living/dining room. Laundry room. Brick patio and private wooded back yard. Fresh paint. $149,900

66 Main St. Incredible historic building on the National Preservation Registar. Presently the home of Sherwood Real Estate and The Richford Antique and Craft Center. The registered trademark `The Pink Lady` will be conveyed to the buyer with the property. All original woodwork. Also, the building is featured in the East Coast Victorian book. 3 floor sprinkler system. Caretaker`s apartment is in the back. Broker owned. $399,000

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BURLINGTON 2 BDRM Barrett St. near hospital, Saint Mike’s, UVM, quiet area, great condition, no smoking inside, off-street parking, no dogs, avail. now. $900/ mo. + utils. 862-4007. Burlington 2 Bedroom Sunny, quiet, private in hill section. W/D incl. Off-street parking. NS/pets. Avail. 1/01. $1200/mo. 658-0218. Burlington 2BR Heat Inc. Avail. 1/01 or sooner. Sublet 1/01-6/30/2007. 1 mi. to Church St. Across from lake, bike path, North Beach. 1.5-bath, W/D in apt., huge LR & bkyd. Private drive & covered parking. Cats ok. Private front porch. Call 203-623-2593. Burlington 2BR, $950.00 Avail. 1/01. 2nd floor apt, close to downtown, heat/water/trash incl, cat OK. $950/mo. Call 802-221-1736. Burlington Avail 1-1 www.LittleEagleBay.com. Rather unique 2-bedroom on 2nd floor of 1850 vintage barn. 1200 sq. ft. of modern features blended w/historic. Central heat & AC, storage. Private beach, laundry next door, high speed internet. Could be used as an office. $1200/mo. + utils. 658-3053. Burlington Avail 1-1 1-bedroom. 188 North St. Excellent condition, wood flrs. Parking. $525/ mo. + utils., refs rqrd. 658-3053. Burlington one bedroom Nice, 3rd floor, N. Willard, heat, hot water, parking included, no pets. $690/mo. Avail. 1/01/07. Call 802-862-9455. Burlington Studio Private, quiet, sunny, studio apt. Hill Section. Off-street parking. NS/pets. Avail. 1/01. $650/mo. 658-0218. burlington waterfront apt Avail. 2/1/07. 2-bedroom, 2-bath, fabulous views, French provincial design, 2-person shower. Extraordinary. Security & covered parking. $2000/mo. inc. heat & air. By appointment only. Melinda Moulton, Main Street Landing, 802864-7999, melinda@mainstreetlanding.com. http://www.7dspot. com/7c/images/header.gif St Burlington, Shelburne Avail. now. 1-bedroom. $675/mo. 1st floor. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com/residence.

Burlington: Lots of Space Bright Street: Professionally cleaned 4 bedrooms, 1 bath, bright, 1000 SF, front porch, parking, updated 5/06 w/new carpeting, kitchen, bath. Pets neg. $1350/month. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com

Downtown Richmond 2-bedroom, new carpet, heat incl. $800/mo. Call 343-2102.

Burlington: MUST SEE Ranch Woodbury Road: Immaculate 2bedroom, 1-bath, arched doorways, beautiful hdwd floors, garage, W/D, renovated bath w/tile, 3-season porch. Pets neg. $1300/ mo. 802-846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com.

Essex Jct. 2Bdrm 2-bedroom, 1-bath, water/trash removal, parking, near IBM. Lease/dep., NS/pets. $875/mo. Phone 802-527-9704.

Burlington: Newly Updated! Pitkin St., 2-bedroom, XL bath. Brand new carpet in bedrooms, prof. cleaning, fresh paint. Pets neg. $1100/mo. - $1300/mo. 802846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Colchester 2 large apts. in excellent condition. 1-bedroom, $700/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Studio, $600/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/01. Parking, barn storage, garden space. NS/pets. 802-372-5402. Colchester Abaigail Court. Brand new 3-bedroom home, 2bath, basement, garage, hookups, gas utils. $1700/mo. Please call 802-658-3600 for showing. Colchester Beautiful 2-bedroom condo, 1.5-bath, next to pool. Walking trails. Fireplace, hdwd throughout. All new. Very clean. Pet OK. $1500/mo. + utils. 802-985-1550. Colchester New, upscale 2bedroom, 2-bath house. Gourmet kitchen, granite countertops, gas fireplace, cathedral ceilings, radiant heat. Heated garage and walkways. 2 miles off Exit 17. Avail. 1/15. $1600/mo. NS. 802893-3507 or 373-9999. Colchester 1 bdrm Colchester, large 1-bedroom. avail. 12/15, long or short term. Furnished or not. Beach and mooring rights. $775/ mo. incls. all + cable. 316-2040. Colchester avail now New 1bedroom. Avail now. Great location w/beach & mooring. $775/mo. incls. all. Deposit & refs. 316-2040. Colchester/Winooski 2-bedroom, spacious, private, parking, laundry hookups. Close to I-89. Dep. and lease. No pets. $850/ mo. 802-658-4231.

Essex Jct. 3-bedroom, $950/ mo. + utils. Village center, near busline, IBM. W/D in unit, clean. NS, cat OK, parking for two. Call Lori or Abdel at 802-999-6368.

Great Burlington 1 bedroom 1-bedroom, 1-bath, perfect walking distance to UVM and downtown, Pearl & Willard. Bright, sunny, great location. $800/mo. + heat & electric. Avail/ 1/01. Please call Rebecca at HinsdaleProperties, 802-862-1148 or email hinsprop@together.net. House For Rent, Burlington 3-bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, home off North Ave. Large, fenced yard, D/ W, W/D, garage. Pets considered. $1275/mo. +. 184 Woodbury Rd. Avail. 2/01. 410-404-9165. Chalet, 5 Jeffersonville mins. from Smugglers’ Notch. 3-bedroom, 2 full baths, living room/dining room, family room, small workshop, W/D. Freshly painted w/new carpet throughout. No pets. $1100/mo. + utils. 802-644-2059. Jericho Remodeled, charming, 4-bedroom home, hdwd. Large, landscaped, fenced, yard. Attached garage, shed, covered porch. Huge master suite. Disposal, D/W, W/D incl. $1700/mo. Avail. now. 802-434-5757. Jericho 1 bedroom Unique country setting, quiet and charming. 5 mins. to I-89, 10 mins. to IBM. $675/ month, plus. NS/pets. 878-2607. LAKEFRONT HOME MILTON: Unfurnished home with 3-bedroom, 2 full baths. Private beach, garage. NS/ pets. Year-round tenant preferred. $1500/mo. + utils. 802-865-3141. Milton-Updated Cape Oglewood Road: Beautifully maintained, 23 bedrooms, 1 bath, 1656 SF, remodeled master bath on 2 acres. 6/12/17 mo. lease. Small pets neg. $1350/mo. 802-846-9568, www. HickokandBoardman.com. Monkton/one bedroom apt. 1bedroom just over Hinesburg line. $650/mo. Electric & dish incl. Propane heat. Garden space and trails. No pets/smoking. Call 4532985 or 999-6165.

New Haven Two years newly built So. Burl: 2005 Built Condo Sign by 1/15- $300 off January’s four-star energy rated, inexpensive utils., new appliances, laun- rent! 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, W/D, walk-in closet, balcony. Includes dry hookup. 1-bedroom. Incls. driveway plowing and lawn mow- heat, central AC, more! $1475; 12,16,18/mo lease. 802-846-9568; ing. 975 sp. ft. Quiet, scenic area, easy access to Rt. 7. $800/mo.10/10/06 + www.HickokandBoardman.com 2x4c-CTXmortage-101106 11:03 AM Page 1 utils. 802-453-2865.

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Richmond Village 2-bedroom, large kitchen/living room. Avail. 2/01. Hdwd floors, garden, laundry hookups, storage in basement, no dogs, 5 min. walking distance to downtown. Off-street parking. $810/mo. + utils. 802-434-3992. S BURLINGTON TREETOP CONDO Avail. 1/01, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath; first floor end unit, W/D, D/W, pool, tennis court, carport, NS/ pets, $1025/mo. +. 802-479-2054, eves. or leave message. S. BURL. - Treetop Condo 2bedroom, 1st floor, propane heat, carport, pool, tennis courts. NS/ pets. Near shopping, airport, dining, schools, FAHC, schools, colleges. $1000/mo. 802-434-3749. Shelburne Townhouse 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, 2 floors plus basement, one bay garage. W/D hookups. Clean. Close to downtown and lake. Avail. now. 802-264-6021.

South Burlington Beautifully maintained Twin Oaks condo. Second floor, end unit. New carpet, paint, windows. Mint condition! Carport, pool. Gas heat. $1050/mo. NS/pets. 893-3507 or 373-9999. South Burlington 2 room apt., full bath, W/D, private entrance, kitchenette, renovated/clean in quiet, owner-occupied home. Gardens, woods, quiet neighborhood. NS/pets. $500/mo. 802-862-4153. South Burlington 2-bedroom, 2-bath, new 4th floor condo, $1400/mo., heat, AC incl., underground parking w/storage, fitness room, full W/D. Avail. now. Call 355-6854.

Spacious 2 + Bedroom Apt. 2bedroom + office, large living area w/2 sets of sliding glass doors overlooking 2 acres lot. New appliances and private entrance. Partially furnished. Quiet, close to mall, bike path and hospital. $1400 includes util. Contact: Kari Anne 859-9280 or email kl1snow girl@hotmail.com. Spacious 2 BDRM Apartment Avail. 1/01/07. Hdwd, lots of closet space, porch, close to downtown, pets OK, off-street parking. $950/mo. Call 802-355-5244. TREETOPS in S. Burlington 2-bedroom w/den, large living room, end unit, 2nd flr, gas, carport, pool, tennis, deck, W/D, NS/pets. Nice condition, hiking trails, avail. 1/07. $1200/mo. + dep. + utils. 863-5164. Westford 1 bedroom Apt New wood floors, new windows, new paint and very clean. Propane heat. Laundry in basement. NS/pets. $525/mo. + utils. Tom, 878-3929. Winooski 3-bedroom, quiet, side st. Convenient to interstate/ university/downtown Burlington. Parking avail. $1150/mo. Heat and hot water incl. 802-862-1850. Winooski 2-bedroom apt, in nice neighborhood, off-street parking, fenced-in backyard, 3 season porch, W/D hookups, trash/water included, NS/pets. Avail. 1/01/07. $900/mo. + dep. 864-7606. Winooski Nice 3-bedroom home, gas utilis. $1400. West Spring St. Avail. 1/01. Please call 802-6583600 for showing. Small 1-bedroom. Winooski Avail. 1/01. $575/mo. +. No parking, gas heat. 802-658-3600. Winooski Exit 15, Dion St. Furnished, 1-bedroom + computer room, lovely, sunny, bright porch. Refs. NS/pets. $800/mo. 802318-6598 or 802-879-3226.

Housemates 3 Rms with Private Baths Large rooms w/private bath. Total renovation w/wood floors, abundant shared kitchen/living area near Red Rocks. 2 rooms @ $650/ mo. 1 @ $750/mo. Utils. incl. NS/ pets. 802-872-7555.

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Bartlett Bay House Share Spacious lakeside home; prof. for private bedroom, bath and den. Dead end street, lake access, no pets. Avail. 12/01. $600/mo. + 1/2. 660-3931. burlington Seeking compatible person, mature and responsible to share beautiful 2-bedroom, 2-bath condo. Cathedral ceilings, fireplace, pool, W/D, etc. Very quiet, close to Oakledge Park/lake/bike path. $600/mo. incl. all, phone and Internet. 802-951-2543. Burlington 1-room efficiency. Incl. heat, electric, water, trash and shared bath. $425/mo. + dep. No off-street parking. No pets. Call Jason or Lisa, 802-660-9841. Burlington Basement room, $440/mo. 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5-bath, fireplace, W/D, parking. First + dep. No pets. Avail. now. Grad/prof. pref. Call 660-7172 or 598-7423. Burlington Share apt. w/guy and his dog. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. Old North End. $325/ mo. Most utils. incl. Call for specifics, 859-0840. Burlington Female preferred for 1 room in a 5-bedroom house on Colchester Ave. W/D, off-street parking, big back yard, garage/ storage. 1 min. to FAHC/UVM. $400/mo. + utils. 802-734-8880. Burlington Responsible individual to share 3-bedroom house w/two sober individuals. Quiet neighborhood, ND/ND/NS. $450/ mo. + 1/3 utils. + dep. Avail. 1/01. 802-355-0147. Burlington Great space avail. 1/01. $700/mo. Seeking mature, responsible, prof. who’s health and environmentally conscious. Private living space and bath. Shared kitchen. Smoke/drug free. 802-860-9506. Burlington Seeking prof. roommate for 2-bedroom apt. Must see. Utils. incl. Parking. NS/drugs/ pets. Near FAHC. $500/ mo. + 1/2 dep. 802-373-1360. Downtown Burlington Looking for reliable young, prof./grad. female to share my cozy 2-bedroom apt. Clean, quiet environment. Avail. 1/01 or 2/01. $400/ mo. + utils. + dep. 802-338-6155. Spacious room in Essex Jct. charming country farmhouse. Near IBM. New paint. Tidy individual, please. NS/dogs. $450/mo. + 1/4 heat, incl. Also medium room for $380 per month plus 1/4 heat. elec./gas dryer. 802-764-5822, leave message.

Great Condo to Share South Burlington, spacious, bright, clean, on bike path, W/D, wireless, large bedroom, storage, grad/prof preferred. $650/mo. incls. uitils. 1/15, possibly sooner. NS. 846-7981.

Winooski Beautiful Winooski condo, 1-bedroom avail. immed. Big back yard, 3-season porch. $650/mo. Very quiet, perfect for medical student. 802-598-8829.

Great S.Burlington Condo Roommate wanted to share upscale 2-bedroom condo (prefer early prof female/male). Large room, W/D, deck, pool, tennis. Great place! Avail. 1/20, neg. $600/mo. +. Contact: 864-0767.

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Peaceful haven... Private room w/separate entrance in warm, pleasant Old North End home, share common space/garden w/ professor, cats, birds, piano, hispeed Internet, off-st. parking. $475/mo. Call 658-3995. Roommate Needed Immediately Great apt., huge living room, own bedroom, fully carpeted, great community, 2 awesome clean male roomates. Lease until 6/1/07. Call Brando, 802-236-4516. Roommate Wanted Single, older female looking for quiet, responsible roommate. Unfurnished, 2 rooms. Incls. all utils., + cable, internet and phone. Parking, no laundry. 658-5125 after 5 p.m. Seeking Housemate Responsible respectful individual to share 3-bedroom, 2.-bath home in Monkton. No pets or smoking. $550/mo. 802-598-3752. Share S. Burlington Condo Non-smoker to share 2-bedroom condo. Clean living areas, big bedroom and closet. W/D, D/W, quiet neighborhood. $463/mo. +1/2 utils. Avail. now. 802-238-5744.

burlington sublet 540 South Willard St., looking for responsible, mature subletter for February and March. Beautiful 4-bedroom house shared w/three other people. $350/mo. + part utils. Please call for interview. 802-959-0276. Room For Rent Two roommates. Near UVM, FAHC, downtown. Heat, water, parking and trash removal incl. $600/mo. + gas and electricity. Call 802-384-2313. Email wildhackfurey@hotmail.com. Sublet wanted: $375/mo. 4bedroom house w/3 girls. Close to UVM, off-street parking. $375/ mo. + utils., max $450ish total. Avail. now-Julyish, very flexible. (I’m studying abroad). Great landlords! 315-436-2700 (anytime!).

Services Bank FORECLOSURES! Homes from $10,000! 1-3 bedroom available! HUD, Repos, REO, etc. These homes must sell! For listings call 1-800-425-1620 ext. H107. (AAN CAN).

LANDLORDS Tired of tenant destruction and late rent excuses? South Burlington Room in Visit our website @ http://www. country house on bike path, near 1x1-mortgage-022305 9/12/05 4:18 PM Page section8bible.com. Book 1incls. VT National. $375/mo. utils. incl eviction information, investor Pref. older, graduate student age. lending and exact banks we used. Day, 861-7537, eves. 862-8796. (AAN CAN)

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Spacious S. Burlington Apt Share spacious 2-bedroom apt in S. Burlington w/easy-going friendly prof. male, non-smoker. $445/mo. + elec., off-street parking, W/D, good cooking, wine. Avail. 12/15. Call 310-9633. Winooski Student/young prof. to share large, fully furnished house. All utils incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal. large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/ mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.

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If a landlord has said these words, you may have been discriminated against. Vermont’s Fair Housing laws protect people from illegal discrimination based on their race, color, sex, religion, national origin, disability, age, marital status, sexual orientation, because you have minor children or because you receive public assistance (Welfare, SSI, Section 8). If you believe that you have been discriminated against, you should call: Vermont Human Rights Commission (800) 416-2010 Voice/TDD (802) 828-2480 Voice/TDD

Office/ Commercial Burlington Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com. Burlington Office for Rent Furnished space avail. M & F in an established group of independent, licensed private practitioners. Parking, handicapped accessible. $275/mo. Call 651-9011.

South Burlington Light-filled office space w/cathedral ceilings 3x8-KeensCrossing122006.indd 1 in medical office building. 400 sq. ft. $499/mo. 802-881-9252. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450.

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Para Educator

Center for Technology, Essex Full-time temporary one-year Mainstream Teaching Assistant position available to assist and supervise a special needs student enrolled in our Graphic Design/ Digital Publishing program at our technical center. Duties will involve assisting students instructionally, behaviorally and physically in the program.

Personal Assistant/ Project Manager

Qualified candidates will have experience with Graphic Design and Digital Publishing, and a good working knowledge of disabilities of special education students, and special education teaching methods, theories and laws. Position is available 6.5 hours/day for the remainder of the 2006-07 school year and pays $10.88/hour. Excellent benefits available including family medical and dental insurance; 15K term life insurance; tuition reimbursement; and paid leaves. Minimum of an Associate’s degree or equivalent required.

In a nutshell: Extreme multitasker for frenetic-paced office. Excellent computer and interpersonal skills a must. Willing to do what’s needed to get myriad of jobs done fast. Work involves progressive political action and acting as personal assistant to two executives. This is not a typical admin spot. This person juggles a lot of balls in the air, so he/she needs to thrive in a hectic environment (like a campaign). Previous experience as a personal/executive assistant is hugely helpful. As the assistant to the very active and creative founders, you will serve as the public “face” of the organization, manage schedules, arrange travel, answer telephones, and handle all correspondence.

For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically through www.schoolspring.com. EOE

As project manager, you will manage multiple nationwide projects simultaneously. Working well with others, self-motivation, resourcefulness are a must. Expertise with Microsoft Office a must. We offer a rockin’ benefits package with lots of great stuff and fun perks. Think you’re the right person for us? Shoot us an email with your resume, cover letter and salary requirements to Jobs@TrueMajority.org before January 15, 2007.

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Department of Health Division of Mental Health The Division of Mental Health is currently seeking dynamic individuals to fill exciting opportunities in a transforming mental health system. MENTAL HEALTH ACUTE CARE PROGRAM CHIEF You will lead and manage the acute care team, which is responsible for the statewide coordination and support of psychiatric inpatient services and mental health emergency services; and oversee the emergency psychiatric programs and quality of care in local hospitals designated to provide involuntary care, identifying and developing opportunities to improve the continuity of care between inpatient and community settings. You should have considerable knowledge of mental illness and the community, and inpatient treatment of psychiatric disability. Prefer master's degree. Reference posting #22749. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled. MENTAL HEALTH ACUTE CARE MANAGER You will coordinate admissions and continued-stay reviews of adults with serious mental health conditions, as well as children and adolescents admitted to acute mental health inpatient settings. Provide case consultation and care review of clients admitted to acute mental health inpatient settings (and Medicaid reimbursed clients in general hospitals), including consultation and coordination with Vermont State Hospital and general hospitals, designated agency emergency services, and adult and/or children's services treatment teams. Prefer master's degree in a mental health related field, and currently licensed as a mental health professional. Reference posting #22811. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled.

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MENTAL HEALTH QUALITY MANAGEMENT COORDINATOR Join a dynamic and active team of mental health professionals in the quality management oversight of mental health initiatives at the state level. Collaborate with a variety of state and local service stakeholders to promote, enhance, and implement mental health services and plan for improving the quality and effectiveness of care and treatment. You will participate in consultation site visits, program reviews, and clinical care reviews to assess quality of care and opportunities for system improvement. Prefer experience in Medicaid auditing and billing, and an understanding of co-occurring disorders and integrated treatment. Reference posting #22770. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled.

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Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate learning and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college. Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff, and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community.

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Paraeducators; District-wide.

Qualified candidate will have an Associate’s degree, two years of college training or successful completion of competency testing; previous experience with special education; and the ability to work collaboratively in a team environment.

Night Custodian: South Burlington High School

Qualified candidates will have a high school diploma or equivalent; demonstrated knowledge of current cleaning and building maintenance; demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment; and the ability to perform heavy lifting and other strenuous physical tasks.

Director of Facilities: District

Qualified candidates will have valid driver’s license with SDL and school bus endorsement required; demonstrated knowledge of current cleaning and building maintenance; effective organizational, interpersonal and communication skills; 3-5 years of supervisory experience and demonstrated experience in general transportation and building operations.

Business Manager: District

Qualified candidate must have a Bachelor’s degree in Business Administration or related field and a strong understanding of all aspects of school business finances and must posses the ability to manage a 33-million dollar budget. The preferred candidate will have prior experience in a district of similar size. Position available July 1, 2007 or sooner.

Northern Lights Program

Be part of the exciting new - a transitional house for incarcerated women coming back to Chittenden County.

Residential Program Coordinator who has the skills to facilitate the development and management of the program, effec tively communicating with many community par tners, professional colleagues and state agencies. Responsibilities include budget management, supervision of the residents, staff and volunteers, clinical support and intake assessment process.

Residential Clinician who has the skills to provide clinical assessment, treatment planning, case management, individual, group counseling, daily residential support and household management including facilitating connections to various community providers/resources. Full-time positions with excellent benefits. Master’s degree, license desired with experience work ing with women’s issues, running treatment groups and knowledge of mental health and substance abuse issues preferred. Submit resumes by Jan. 1, 2007 to Lis Mickenberg

Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Ave. Burlington, VT 0540 or email LisM@howardcenter.org Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. TTO/EOE

These positions will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to:

Diane Kinnon, Human Resource Department, South Burlington School District 550 Dorset Street, South Burlington, VT 05403 or apply at www.sbschools.net. EOE

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Vermont Parent Information Center

Project coordinator – Pirc Part-time 28 hours/week Statewide family support organization serving families of children and youth with special needs and others is seeking candidate to manage grant project; will coordinate activities among project partners, carry out specific program activities, and oversee implementation, completion, and evaluation of program. Bachelor’s degree in education or related field required; Master’s degree preferred. Must also have experience with project management and excellent writing and communication skills, and knowledge of Vermont and federal education laws and systems.

training coordinator – Pirc Full-time 37.5 hours/week Statewide family support organization serving families of children and youth with special needs and others is seeking candidate to oversee all statewide training activities, including publicity. Coordinate, schedule, and develop new curriculum on various education and related topics. Conduct workshops and presentations to parents, schools, and state and community agencies. Bachelor’s degree in education or related field, excellent writing and communication skills, and experience developing curriculum required. Some experience presenting information and knowledge of Vermont and federal education laws and systems helpful.

Secretary Full-time 37.5 hours/week Statewide family support organization serving families of children and youth with special needs and others is seeking general office support. Office experience and proficiency with MS products including PageMaker are required. Must have strong analytical, organizational, and communication skills, including good writing skills. Patient phone manner and ability to work under deadlines also required.

executive aSSiStant Part-time 20 hours/week Statewide family support organization serving families of children and youth with special needs and others seeks experienced assistant to work directly with the executive director and leadership team to provide administrative support, maintain web site, and act as a liaison. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent, proficiency using Microsoft Office products, and ability to work under deadlines required; website experience preferred. Send resume with cover letter to:

Human Resources, VPIC 600 Blair Park Rd. Suite 301, Williston, VT 05495

Autism School-based Interventionist: Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field (educational qualifications may be waived given relevant work experience and demonstrated skills in core job competencies). Prior training and experience working with children with Autism. Knowledge of, and experience in, ABA treatment methodologies. Valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy. Full-time (37.5 hours per week), w/benefit package.

Developmental Services Substitute: Set your own schedule! Provide direct service support to people with developmental disabilities on an ‘as needed’ basis in Addison County. HS diploma or equivalent, valid driver’s license and the ability to lift required. Good communication skills, flexibility and creativity a must. Hours of work include days, evenings, weekends and overnights.

Family Support Services Clinician: Position involves working intensively with

children and adolescents in custody and their foster families and kinship providers through DCF contract. Master’s degree preferred or BA plus relevant experience. Part-time (20 hours per week).

Substance Abuse Screener (12-15 hours/week): Clinical position providing

substance abuse assessments and referrals to DWI offenders as part of Vermont’s Project CRASH program. Must be able to work effectively with a wide range of individuals and be highly organized. B. A. in human service field, plus two years of relative experience or equivalent. Must also have certification/license as an Alcohol and Drug Counselor. Flexible work hours.

Therapeutic Support Worker: Provide services to 17-year-old male in the home and

community with emphasis on social skills development. Experience with youth on the Autism Spectrum helpful. Training provided. 10-15 hours per week (afternoons between 12 noon and 4 PM required).

For a complete list of Job Opportunities at CSAC visit www.csac-vt.org.

Equal Opportunity Employer

To apply to any of the Job Opportunities listed above, you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.

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Provide and maintain a developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in a Head Start classroom. Provide monthly home visits for Head Start families, and assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. Qualifications: • • • •

Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, and classroom experience required. Knowledge and experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, collaborative teaching, and working with children with special needs. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude.

Wage $14.44/hr. 40 hours/week, approx. 41 weeks/year. Excellent benefits.

A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls, please. Applications should be sent by email to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org.

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Residential Counselor: Counselor will work with young women and their children providing parenting and life skill support. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must. Substitute Residential Counselor: Counselor will work with young women and their children providing parenting and life skill support as a substitute. Relevant experience required. Please submit cover letters and resumes to:

Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources P.O. Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05401-4009 Fax # (802) 861-6460. No phone calls, please.

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JOB OPPORTUNITIES Director of Community Associates: Director for developmental services program responsible for operation, supervision and financial planning for a 6.5 million dollar program, with 80 staff, serving 180 adults and children with developmental disabilities. Creative leader with excellent communication and relationship-building skills. Focus on consumer-centered service development and a strong ethical commitment a must. Master’s degree and previous experience in nonprofit management or equivalent knowledge and experience. Interviews scheduled to begin in January 2007.

For a complete list of Job Opportunities at CSAC visit www.csac-vt.org.

Equal Opportunity Employer

To apply to any of the Job Opportunities listed above, you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.

Manager of Special Gifts Vermont Public Radio seeks a Manager of Special Gifts to join our Major Giving team as part of our effort to secure the financial future of VPR. This individual will focus on encouraging donors to consider annual major gifts, bequests, annuities and charitable trusts that benefit VPR. Responsibilities include the identification, cultivation, solicitation, and stewardship of major and planned gift prospects; managing a full-scale planned giving program including specialty newsletters, legacy society and planned giving Web pages. The top candidate will be an entrepreneurial self-starter with at least five years of demonstrated success in major gifts and familiarity with planned giving options. Bachelor’s degree required, along with exceptional oral and written communication skills, enthusiasm, a sense of humor, a willingness to travel throughout the state, and a commitment to the mission of VPR.

Send resume to: Jobs at VPR, Vermont Public Radio 365 Troy Avenue, Colchester, Vermont 05446 or email to jstilley@vpr.net.

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Senior Marketing Communications www.sevendaysvt.com [clickSpecialist on classifieds] Lund Family Center seeks individuals with a passion for working with children to work in NAEYC accredited parent-child center for the following positions:

Infant and Toddler Teachers - to collaborate with other teachers in a team environment to enrich the days of children ages 2 weeks to 36 months. Salary determined by education and experience. Generous benefits for fulltime positions. Full and part-time available. Please submit resumes to: Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources, PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05401-4009 Fax # (802) 864-1619

Seventh Generation is the nation’s leading brand of non-toxic and environmentally safe household products. With distribution in thousands of natural product and grocery stores nationwide, we’ve become the authority when it comes to products that protect your health and the planet. Seventh Generation is currently looking to fill the following position in their Burlington, VT, office.

Senior e-Business Specialist/DBA The Senior e-Business Specialist/DBA will lead in the development and deployment of an e-Business Strategy. The e-Business strategy includes company websites, B2B, e-Commerce, electronic communication (blogs/ newsletter/loyalty program) and will provide a technical architecture and roadmap that is aligned with the strategic direction of the business. This position will also provide database back-end support of Seventh Generation databases. Seven to ten years experience in eBusiness required, degree in Business or Computer Science preferred. This position is 40 hours/week and eligible for full benefits. For a more detailed position description, please visit our website: www.seventhgeneration.com. Interested applicants should submit a resume and cover letter to staffing@seventhgeneration.com.

Medical intake Position/ Medical RecoRds Excellent job opportunity for energetic person. Applicant must have basic office skills and have worked for at least one year in an office setting. Must be proficient in keyboarding, spelling, communication, discretion and good judgment with the ability to work independently. Must have strong organizational skills and medical billing knowledge. Great benefits.

Send resume to: Yankee Medical, Inc. 276 North Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 Attn: Office Manager.

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Pizzagalli Properties currently has a full-time Maintenance Specialist opening to assist in the operation of three commercial properties located in Williston & South Burlington. Duties will include landscaping and sidewalk snow removal. General building maintenance knowledge in plumbing, HVAC and electrical is desired, but not necessary. Strong interpersonal and organizational skills are essential. Competitive salary and comprehensive benefits offered. Pick up an application at 50 Joy Drive, South Burlington, complete an application online at www.pizzagalli.com, or mail a resume with references to:

Full-time position with the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) Rural Development (RD).

Pizzagalli Properties, LLC c/o Steve Reynolds 50 Joy Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 We are an equal opportunity employer. M-F-D-V

Salary range $43,731-$68,787 (annual). Duty station is Montpelier, VT. Incumbent makes and services complex loans, loan guarantees and grants, and provides technical assistance under the Business and Cooperative Program authorities to rural individuals, businesses and communities. Substantial travel required. Application process and detail can be found at:

www.usajobs.opm.gov.

or you may contact Claire M. Bailey 802-828-6041, claire.bailey@vt.usda.gov for additional information. Vacancy Announcement is RD-VT-07-04 for non-federal employees and RD-VT-07-05 for federal employees. Both close on February 16, 2007.

Connor Homes of Middlebury, Vermont, is seeking several key people for new positions in our growing company.

Senior Architectural Designer/Draftsperson

Health and Safety Officer Develop and coordinate a health and safety program; train faculty, staff and students about safety, hazardous materials, and chemicals. Develop a comprehensive program for disposal of hazardous waste materials; develop, update and implement a chemical hygiene plan; ensure compliance with all applicable regulations and procedures. Qualifications include a Bachelor’s degree in an appropriate scientific, engineering or public health field or equivalent, extensive knowledge of applicable VOSHA regulations plus 4 – 5 years related experience. Applicants must have U.S. citizenship or permanent resident status. Send cover letter, resume, and contact information for three references to: Health and Safety Officer Search-S, Human Resources 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, VT 05663 or email jobs@norwich.edu. Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependant care, a retirement annuity plan and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

Programmer Analyst

Develop new programs or applications to deliver data from an Oracle/SCT Banner EIS in a web intranet environment. Develop or modify reports with sql, sqr, pl/sql, perl and Brio reporting tools. Provide EIS technical support to functional users. Create and follow detailed specifications to perform programming assignments; amend flow charts, develop processing logic, and code changes. Test and document modifications and write operational instructions.

Requirements include: Bachelor's degree in computer science with at least 3-5 years of experience in directly related application software development. Experience with Oracle and SQL reporting tools and a thorough knowledge of Windows OS and network fundamentals preferred. Experience with Java Server Pages and database driven websites preferred. Must have strong analytical and problem solving skills; oral and written communication skills; excellent customer service skills; and the ability to foster collaborative working relationships with diverse groups. Must be a U.S. citizen or have permanent resident status. Submit resume and cover letter to Programmer Analyst Search -T, Human Resources, Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, VT 05663 or via email: jobs@norwich.edu. Review of applications begins immediately until the position is filled. Norwich is an equal opportunity employer offering comprehensive benefits to employees and their families.

Seeking pivotal new member for our architectural design and drafting department. Experience in residential designing and or building is essential. Required skills are thoughtful design, residential wood framing experience, interest in period detailing and ability to review plans for accuracy. Skilled in AutoCAD, comfort level in learning new software, background in residential building and ease in talking with customers essential.

Estimator/Purchaser Seeking clever person for new position. Knowledge and experience in estimating, building materials, plan take-offs, reading blueprints, preparing purchase orders and ordering long lead-time materials.

Trim and Frame Carpenters, Cabinet makers Seeking skilled carpenters and cabinetmakers for our growing shop. Our carpenters work inside open heated spaces with great tools on projects they can be proud of. Will pay above industry salary standards for the right candidates. Connor Homes specializes in custom designing and building period reproduction home packages for shipment. Please submit resume and cover letter to:

Connor Homes 464 Exchange St., Middlebury, VT 05753 or fax to 802-382-9084. Please visit our website at www.connorbuilding.com.

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