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Having lived in the "Philips" house in Buel's Gore from 1982-85, we particularly enjoyed reading your article ["Gore Values," Oct. 30]. However, we thought we needed to set the record straight concerning births in the Gore, as our son . Asa was born at home there in 1983, the first birth there in at least 50 years, we believe. After making three attempts at various town offices to file his birth certificate, it finally ended up in a file by itself in the Chittenden County Courthouse, behind the land records. Much to our relief (and good luck), when getting a passport 14 years later, the original clerk happened to be in the office, and thus was able to locate his birth certificate. We now keep an extra record on hand!

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O'BRIEN'S FOR REAL In her column entitled "Mixed Media" in the Oct. 30th issue, Paula Routly criticized the YWCA for giving a Susan B. Anthony

Trailblazer Award to Kathy VavrickO'Brien, who probably would have appreciated it if her name had been spelled accurately. Routly accused Ms. Vavrick-O'Brien of being a poor role model for young women. For those of you unaware of mainstream television, she was a recent contestant on the CBS program "Survivor," and is a resident of our community. Perhaps you are also unaware of the fact that Ms. Vavrick-O'Brien's

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And Democrats were particularly elated to finally defeat Republican stalwart Sen. Tom B a h r e , whom they've long revered as one of the greatest minds of the 12th century. In the end they limited Bahre's senate run to 12 consecutive years. Douglas Racine carried his homeland of Chittenden County by just under 2000 votes. Unlike Jim Douglas, he easi-

ly swept his hometown of Richmond. But he needed a bigger cushion and didn't get it. Take the Land of Maple Tree Place. While Doug the Democrat lost the Town of Williston by a decisive 553-vote margin, Williston voters threw out Republican Rep. Michael Q u a i d and elected two Democrats. What's with that? Maybe there is something to the Douglas name confusion? It either reflects the thoughtfulness and choosiness of Vermont voters, or the possibility that a few thousand ballotchallenged Douglas Racine supporters simply checked the wrong box on the ballot and voted for Jim Douglas. Maybe that explains why Jim got 45 percent while his Republican running mate Brian Dubie got just 41 percent? Either way, it's in the history books now. The New Boy Wonder? — Not since 1974, when a 27-year-old kid named Paul B r u h n helped pull a rabbit out of the hat for a Chittenden County state's attorney by the name of Patrick J . L e a h y have we seen anything like it. This time the boy wonder's name is N e a l e L u n d e r v i l l e . He's 28 years old, and the Jim Douglas campaign was the very first Mr. Lunderville ever managed. Born at the Mary Fanny and raised in Chittenden County, Neale engineered a sparkling come-from-behind victory. He's a graduate of Mount Mansfield Union High School and American University in Washington, D.C., and he's currently sitting atop Vermont's most-eligible-bachelor list. And Lunderville has definitely made the national political radar screen. Neale told Seven Days that the day before the election he received a very special call from a guy flying around in a 747. The call came from Air Force One. Karl Rove, the Rasputin of Bush's West Wing, was on the other end. "He told me, 'We need a big win in Vermont.' "I told him, T i l do my best,'" said the Boy Wonder. Neale studied political science in college, but he was born with a dose of political D N A . His great-uncle Howard L u n d e r v i l l e , a.k.a. Mr. Williston, was a state legislator and police chief. The great-nephew is about to move into the Fifth Floor of the Pavilion Building with the new administration. With Young Neale behind the Wheel, the Douglas campaign steered a steady course, following a trusty road map they had decided upon early. "We rode the flip-flop wave," said Lunderville. "The flip-flop defined [Racine], and we started using it back in April. Vermont voters reacted the way we thought they would." P.S. Unfortunately, Vermont's most eligible bachelor did not have a perfect election day. Mr. Lunderville, currently a INSIDE TRACK »

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of the Flip-Flop epublican J i m Douglas was born in the Chinese Year of the Tiger, but he will long credit his victory on November 5 to the Vermont Year of the Flip-Flop. For one thing, the Douglas campaign successfully defined Democrat Doug R a c i n e as a flip-flopper. They didn't have to make up any of it. Some mushy types on the Douglas team squirmed at first at the hard-hitting T V spot that flipped Racine's image back and forth like a catfish on a griddle. Since both candidates enjoyed high favorability ratings, victory required going on the attack and taking the Quiet Man down a few notches. It worked. The Year of the Flip-Flop also produced many flip-flop results. Most observers, including yours truly, expected Racine to win the popular vote. And while we were in a small minority predicting significant Democrat gains in the House and Senate, most observers thought the Republicans would gain seats under the golden dome. In the end, Republicans Jim Douglas (45 percent) and Lite-Gov candidate B r i a n Dubie (41 percent) won the popular vote. But Vermont voters flipflopped all over the ballot and handed the Democratic Party big victories in both legislative chambers. Take Franklin County. There are deep Democrat roots in the pastures of Franklin County. But Slim Jim Douglas swept the land of the Dairy Festival by more than 2000 votes. Simultaneously, Franklin County voters made their twoseat Senate delegation 100 percent Democrat for the first time in a long time. In Lamoille County, Slim Jim used a 2-to-l thrashing of Racine in upscale Stowe to take the county by 300 votes. But the Hyde Park cat came back. Democrat Sen. S u s a n B a r t l e t t once again gave her anti-Act 60 enemies in Stowe a big fat headache as she won her sixth consecutive senate race. Battling Bartlett defeated the Rs' latest, greatest hope — Rep. Kathy Voyer — by 181 votes, almost doubling her margin of victory from 2000. Same deal in Addison County, where Slim Jim sleeps soundly in a Dingleberry, er, Middlebury bed. Mr. Douglas lost his hometown but won the county by 954 votes. Meanwhile, Democrats swept Addison County's two Senate seats for the first time since 1990. Sen. Gerry G o s s e n s won re-election, as did newcomer Claire Ayer. Ms. Ayer won the popular vote in her very first senate race.

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over people for speeding in the Santa Teresa area near the Texas border, then letting them go with verbal warnings. The men were caught after they called police for backup and identified themselves as members of a federally funded search-and-rescue squad. Prosecutor Susana Martinez said officials have been unable to determine the men's motive.

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body parts weighed down on Hewson for the entire 11-hour flight in economy class. When Hewson first complained about her ordeal, the airline offered her "a small basket of goods" worth about $25. • Many obese adults may have trouble losing weight by sticking to diet or exercise plans because they suffer from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder ( A D H D ) . Research by behavioral psychiatrist Jules Altfas of the Behavioral Medical Center for Treatment and Research in Portland, Oregon, found that 27.4 percent of the obese adults he studied had A D H D , compared with only 4.7 percent of the general U.S. population. What's more, when Altfas put a group of the most obese people on a weight-loss plan, those with A D H D lost only half as much

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astronaut Peggy Whitson looked forward to spending months in space as the science officer aboard the International Space Station by planning more than 40 shrimp meals. Whitson reported on her 130th day in space that she ended up giving most of the meals to her Russian crewmates, Valery Korzun and Sergei Treshcvev. "Sometimes, when you come to space, your tastes change," she said. "One of my favorite foods on the ground is shrimp, and up here I can't stand it."

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Michael Murray, 42, was shot by his year-old English setter while hunting pheasant near Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, after placing his loaded 12-guage shotgun on the ground. " H e stepped on the gun, and it went off," Murray said. "At first I didn't know what happened. I got that blinding flash of pain, and I sat down." • Robert E. Slay Sr., 55, accidentally shot himself in the leg while trying on pants at an outlet store in Gonzales, Louisiana. Slay was removing his pants to try on a pair of slacks when a .38caliber derringer fell out of his hip pocket and discharged. After being treated at the hospital, Slay was booked for illegally carrying a weapon and illegally discharging a firearm. • When a woman in Lake City, Florida, who heard something outside

her home, reached across her toilet to open the bathroom window for a look, she knocked her 9 mm handgun into the commode. It discharged on impact, wounding her in her left buttock. • A robber, brandishing a semiautomatic handgun, entered a bank in North Miami Beach, Florida, and told a teller to fill a bag with cash. He grabbed the bag and was putting his gun into his pocket when it accidentally fired. The shot startled the gunman, who ran out the front door and straight into the path of an oncoming van. The driver, unaware that the man had just robbed the bank, pulled him from underneath the van. Still shaken, the robber limped to his getaway car and fled with the cash. "He was pretty banged up," FBI representative Judy Orihuela said, noting the collision knocked out two of the robber's teeth. "There was blood everywhere."

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devoted to the fighting ships named after it. N o w there's a video: T h e Mighty Monty documents the story of the U.S.S. Montpelier— all three o f them — in a 60-minute military history lesson produced and directed by Bill K i n z i e and R o b M i h a l a k . When they aren't sitting around listening to war stories, the marketing duo advances socially responsible causes. Here they've collected personal narratives from World War II veterans who survived torpedo hits, kamikaze attacks and South Pacific heat on the Cleveland Class Light Cruiser known as the "Legend of the Solomons." T h e statesanctioned documentary also brings viewers aboard the current U.S.S. Montpelier — a nuclear-powered attack submarine manned by sailors who "may be getting ready to fight this preposterous war,"

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explains in a put-on woodchuck brogue over the phone from his home in Stowe. "We tend to sugarcoat things for kids. They are more direct. Kids don't use euphemisms. Kids say what they mean, even when they are lying." But will parents buy it? Barnes & Noble sure isn't. So far only Easter M o o n in Morrisville has agreed to carry the book. T h e sex store G o o d Times in Burlington is also considering it, but only if Ramsey can figure out a way to get his product shrink-wrapped. In the meantime, pick up a signed copy with your meatball sub next Tuesday at Burlington's Radio Deli. And keep an eye out for the sequels: Why Mommy's Moaning and Father O'Shea's Secret Tree House.

franklin speaking "Nice guys don't win revolutions," observes Burlington biographer W i l l a r d R a n d a l l . His 1984 read on Benjamin Franklin reveals that one o f the American founding fathers was not such a great dad. Franklin's illegitimate son was his loyal sidekick until the boy switched sides and became a British sympathizer — he served as Royal Governor o f N e w Jersey until his arrest by colonialists in 1776. Franklin "let him rot in jail and then disinherited him," says Randall, a former journalist who uncovered the Tory story while he was working for a newspaper in Philadelphia. T h e father-and-son relationship is a major focus o f Benjamin Franklin, a three-anda-half-hour "documentary biography" airing next week on Vermont Public Television. Randall gets significant face time on the program, which mixes tradi'tional talking heads with a cast o f actors led by Tony Award-winning Richard Easton. T h e state o f Vermont shows up, too, as a winter "location," thanks to sheep-farming co-producer E l l e n H o v d e . the full monties

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True, B u d s t was St. Michael's College reunion weekend and the streets of downtown Burlington were jam-packed with alums trying to relive the glory days. I'd been driving them for hours, mostly to and from their hotel rooms. With the combination of the still plentiful leaf-peepers and ever-dependable locals, the night was shaping up nicely. Cab driving is wearying work under any circumstance, but the prospect of a good take keeps you coming back for more. I enjoy hacking as much as any cabbie — maybe more — but I'm not out there as a public service. As I approached the Sweetwaters corner, two guys hailed me. They had "Boston St. Mike grads" written all over them. One of them wore a Red Sox cap, the other a Legal Seafood hat. I pulled up to a double-parked stop and the Red Sox guy came to my window. "We got a wheelchair, is that O K ? " he asked, gesturing to the sidewalk. There sat a young man with crumpled legs in a compact, very aerodynamic-loo king black wheelchair. The guy with the Legal Seafood hat was walking back to him. "Jeez, I'd like to help," I said, "but my trunk is filled with stuff." This was true. I had been helping a friend move earlier that day and some of his boxes remained in the trunk for unloading the next day. It was also true that I was relieved to have an excuse; the night was hopping, and I didn't want to spend the extra time involved in transporting a handicapped person.

I couldn't guess the full nature of his physical challenges, but I could sense a depressed energy level, like he couldn't speak loudly even if he wanted to.

" N o problem, bro," the guy said. "We'll fold it into the back seat. We're headed to the Day's Inn across from St. Mike's." "All right," I said. "If you think that's doable, let's get to it." "Smitty!" he called to his friend on the sidewalk. "Wheel Brian over — the cabbie says its a go." "Ten-four, Jason," Smitty replied and rolled Brian up to the cab, slowing the chair down as they dropped off the curb. "You all set, Brian?" he asked. Brian nodded his head. Then, as Jason held the chair in place, Smitty slid one hand under Brians thighs and the other around his shoulder and under his arm. He then lifted him out of the chair and gently eased him into the front seat. It didn't look like a strenuous effort on Smitty s part; although of average height, Brians torso appeared scrawny, his lower body almost weightless. Meanwhile, Jason had popped off the wheels and placed them on the floor in the back of the cab. H e then folded up the

chair itself and slid it onto the back seat. Though obviously well designed for maximum compactness, the chair still took up about two-thirds of the seat. Then playfully griping, Jason and Smitty squeezed into the remaining rear seat space. These guys were clearly old buddies and didn't mind the cramped quarters. Before we got underway, I glanced over at Brian and noticed his fingers were curled and his hands were bent sharply at the wrists. "Hey, man," I said, "could I help ya with the seat belt?" "Thanks," he replied. "That would be great." I r e i n e d over his shoulder, pulled the belt across his body and snapped it into place. The way he adjusted his body as I performed this maneuver told me he was used to receiving assistance with seat belts. "Thanks," he said, smiling, as we got rolling. "Brian, you stupid bastard!" Jason yelled at him from the back seat. "How many of those shots did you drink tonight? What'd ya think — we were back at Blarney's?" "A few, I guess," Brian replied with a chuckle. He had a calm, quiet voice. I couldn't guess the full nature of his physical challenges, but I could sense a depressed energy level, like he couldn't speak loudly even if he wanted to. "It's a shame about the Blarney Stone," he continued. "That was the classic St. Mike's bar, wasn't it?" "It was a fuckin' toilet," Smitty chimed in. "One of those places you love as a college student, but when you come back you go, 'What the hell were we thinking? " "Yeah, you're right," Jason said. "It was, like, a total dive. But, man, we had some wicked good times at that place." We passed over the Williston Road cloverleaf and got on the highway. It was one of those cold, clear autumn nights. The Milky Way twinkled over our heads as we drove along. With no moon in the sky, the stars were bright despite the dulling effect of the Burlington city lights. "Cards tonight, Brian?" Smitty asked. "Don't say no, you friggin' asshole. You took enough off me last night." "Sure, Smitty," Brian replied. "You want to donate some more to the cause, I'll be glad to oblige." We turned into the entrance at the Day's Inn and came to a stop. I shifted the vehicle into park because I knew this would take a while. Jason pulled the wheelchair out of the cab and reattached the wheels. "Hey, buddy," he asked Brian as Smitty lifted him from his seat, "which way do you like the cushion? I can't tell if I got it upside down or what." "No, that's right the way you got it," Brian replied from his temporary perch in Smitty's arms. Jason then paid the fare, and the three friends, still laughing and razzing each other, disappeared into the hotel. The tenderness with which this pair of gruff Boston guys cared for their immobile friend stayed with me the rest of the night. I don't think I'd ever heard someone called a "stupid bastard" and "friggin asshole" with such undeniable love. ©

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all his subsequent restaurants. As a child Larry accompanied his parents on antique-buying trips; he started working at the d^cor warehouse in 1980 and took over as manager in 1981. Cracker Barrel was still a relatively small operation then, with around 30 outlets, but it has since embarked on an aggressive expansion program. As of the day I called, C B R L Group, Inc., owned 461 outlets in 41 states. Since each restaurant has roughly 1000 items on its walls, the company has clearly amassed one prodigious heap of Americana — part of Larry's task has been to put antiques acquisition on an industrial basis. Today the d^cor warehouse is a 26,000-squarefoot facility with a staff of 11 and more than 100,000 bar-coded items in inventory. Larry no longer needs to do much antiques hunting himself; a nationwide network of dealers knows what he wants and keeps him supplied. (Signs, kitchen tools and farm implements are always big, but anything relatively old and picturesque that'll fit through the door has potential — shoe trees and bicycles, for example.) Items receive minimal restoration: cleaning, staining if necessary, and usually a coat of clear finish. For each new location, a design team arranges a load of rustic-looking stuff on mock store walls in the warehouse, a task greatly simplified by the fact that the layout of every Cracker Barrel is pretty much the same. Then they photograph the results, pack all the items on pallets, and ship them to the site. Fascinating, you say. But let's get to the heart of the matter. Is all the stuff for real? I put the question to Larry Singleton thusly: "To the best of your knowledge, is every item hung on the walls in a Cracker Barrel restaurant authentic, that is, not a reproduction?" "Yes," said Larry. "Is any item of recent manufacture, meaning within the last 10 years?" "No," said Larry. O f course, in this sinful age, one never knows. Cracker Barrel offered to let me tour the warehouse, but since I've blown the Straight Dope travel budget on 40-weight for the Studebaker, I wasn't able to visit Lebanon to take depositions or do carbon dating. The Cracker Barrel people sounded honest on the phone, but then, the guys from the brokerage houses who call trying to sell you the latest IPO sound honest. Actually, they don't. They sound like thieving hyenas. The Cracker Barrel people sound way better than that. So what can I tell you? That's their story and they're sticking to it. — C E C I L

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ts no secret that Montreal is a great bargain city. Cheap ethnic eats and comfortable no-frills accommo-dations — along with the city's myriad other urban attractions — regularly lure many of us north of the border. That exchange rate doesn't hurt, either. When sticking to the budget isn't a priority, however, Montreal's also a fine place ro find an excuse to laissez le bon temps rouler. Our most recent excuse to splurge Queb^cois-style was my partners birthday — I won't say which one. Birthday, that is. Since it falls in November, when activities en plein air aren't generally desirable, our main goal was to dine well and often in the posh indoors. One person's weekend blow-out is another persons standard getaway, of course. Since my income contains several fewer zeros than Oprah's, my live-it-up attitude is always tempered by a fear of panic attacks when the credit-card bills arrive It takes the fun out of extravagance if you have to subsist on ramen and tap water for six months afterwards. The perfect splurge weekend should make you feel indulgent, not insane. When it comes to accommodations, my only requirements are cleanliness and a private bathroom. But on special occasions it's nice to hole up someplace with a few more amenities. Plenty of luxury hotels can be found downtown and in Old Montreal, but we ruled them out since we prefer the homier vitality o f Plateau Mont-Royal. I also scratched B & B s off the list. They tend to encourage fraternizing, and when celebratory hangovers are a distinct possibility, the last thing I want to do is mingle with strangers over morning croissants. Loft L'Escale, the place we settled on, is more akin to a temporary pied-a-terre than to a hotel or B & B . Nestled in the funky heart of the Plateau, it's off the beaten tourist path, yet convenient to the most hap-

ambience. But even two weeks in advance, they were full on Saturday evening and closed on Sunday, my partners actual birthday. Ditto La Chronique, an unpretentious foodie paradise we've enjoyed on past occasions. Fortunately, we were able to secure Friday night reservations at Area, the only truly outstanding restaurant in Montreal's Gay Village. The term "fusion" is getting tired, but it probably best describes Area's seamless integration of French and Asian influences, both in its bold cuisine and minimalist decor. Diners are wedged a little too closely together i a t h e intimate space, so we were happy to be tucked into a semisecluded back corner with a glimpse into the kitchen.

The perfect splurge weekend should make you feel indulgent, not insane. penin' stretches of St-Denis and Mont-Royal. And it's just a block from the Mont-Royal M^tro stop — a godsend when temperatures sink. We had the ridiculously spacious third floor entirely to ourselves. Not that we really needed a living room, two sleeping areas, two bathrooms — one with whirlpool tub! — full kitchen and dining room. But it felt great to stretch out in our own bright, vaguely Moroccan penthouse suite, complete with exotic plants and colorful rooftop views. The kitchen was stocked with non-alcoholic beverages and supplies for basic breakfasts, all included in the not-too-exorbitant price. Our unconventional lodging wasn't entirely glitchfree: When we checked in on a Friday evening, our living room came furnished with two TV-watching French tourists. The Loft's manager, sensing our surprise, apologetically explained that the couple had nowhere to go until their airport taxi arrived, making for a slightly awkward hour-long overlap. We also discovered that the phone worked only sporadically over the weekend, which screwed up our plans to check out a permanent pied-h-terre.

Fish lovers will definitely want to dive into Area's four-course Menu Poisson. O n the evening we visited, it started with bite-sized brandade de thon croquettes and truffle-oiled scallops served on their shells, followed by an intensely flavorful medium plate of striped bass in nut butter, and concluding with a humongous slab of seriously rare "Big Eye" tuna. The cuisine may be nouvelle, but the portions aren't. StufFed to the gills as we were, we still found room for a velvety mascarpone pie studded with panseared dates. My only quibble with the restaurant was its almost complete lack of vegetarian options. By Saturday morning we'd recovered enough to crave more sweets. Its hard not to swoon over the artful displays of sweet and savory treats at Patisserie de Gascogne on Laurier Ouest. The clerks waited patiently while we weighed our many confectionery options. Tout Montreal seemed to be facing a similar dilemma; the place was packed. Eventually — armed with a rummy kugelhopf, an almondy bostok, a custardy cannele and a croissant aux amandes — we parked ourselves in a sunny window to sip cappuccino and savor our delectables.

Snagging a table at some of Montreal's top restaurants on a weekend can be a challenge, so we attempted to book ahead of time. We were hoping to finally try Toqud, known for its innovative cuisine and trendy

Still buzzing, we went a couple blocks west on Laurier to one of the many SAQ liquor stores about town. This one's just had an ultra-fancy makeover, so it's particularly suitable for special-occasion booze browsing. It also happens to have a sensational selection of libations — from hard to bubbly — in every conceivable price range. We picked up a bottle of French sparkling wine from the Vouvray region to add effervescence to the gift opening the following evening.

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O n Saturday evening we took a brief recess from excess to gear up for full-throttle birthday gluttony, which we hoped to get underway with a stylish Sunday brunch. We didn't have a spot in mind but I recalled seeing an emerging eatery in the chi-chi Laurier neighbor- • hood several months ago. At the time the place had no identifying markers whatsoever, though its oh-sosleek open interior was already attracting a well-heeled crowd. Scoping it out again, we were pleased to note it now advertises its name, Lem<£ac, along with the fact that it serves weekend brunch.

Donning our Sunday best, we enjoyed homemade marmalade, poached eggs with smoked salmon and caviar, mushroom- and spinach-filled crapes baked in a rich mascarpone sauce, and a luscious lemon meringue tartlet for dessert. Despite the surface elegance, Lemeac's regular menu is mostly earthy bistro fare at reasonable prices. And on this Sunday afternoon at least, the tony set wasn't afraid to get tipsy and let its hair down. For the birthday dinner itself we chose reliable Laloux, a high-ceilinged oasis in an otherwise charmless block of-Avenue des Pins near St-Denis. You won't find fusion anything here — just professional service, an extensive wine list, reassuringly traditional French dishes with the occasional novel touch, and beaucoup de beurre. Everything we had, from the raw oysters to the delicately creamy soups to the seafood main courses and mille-feuille dessert, was simply but beautifully prepared. We had the restaurant mostly to ourselves; on Sunday evenings Montr^alers apparently take a break from their seemingly perpetual joie de vivre. By Monday morning, we too needed a vacation from celebration — as did our wallets. To ease our transition back to the not-so-high life in Vermont, we stocked up on cheap gourmet goods in Little Italy on our way out of town. N o reason to give up gourmand cravings just because the party's over. Plus, chez nous, there's no problem getting the best table in the house. (Z)

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DeanWatch2004 — Our favorite presidential hopeful continues to deny any blame for the dismal showing by his designated successor, D o u g Racine. In fact, Gov. Howard Dean says he offered to do whatever he could to help the Quiet Man, but his services weren't sought beyond the perfunctory endorsement. Any idea why, Ho-Ho? Could it have anything to do with the fact that you're not exactly one of the most popular people in Vermont? Dean refuses to buy it. He's busy, after all, working on gaining "presidential stature." Helping him do that this week is S t e v e G r o s s m a n . Dean for America announced Monday that Mr. Grossman has signed on with the Dean

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Mary Fanny Bombshell — Last Friday Ed Colodny announced that Fletcher Allen Health Care management had concealed a whopping $98 million of Renaissance Project costs. This is a Renaissance we'll pay in our health insurance premiums. T h e price tag has skyrocketed from $174 million to $326 million! T h e one name that was not mentioned in Colodny's remarks was that of the disgraced C E O he replaced — W i l l i a m B o e t t c h e r . Boettcher resigned and took a $750,000 retirement package with him after just four years of service. _ Asked if Boss Bill was responsible for what appears to be the biggest cover-up in Vermont history, Mister Ed replied, "I will let you draw your own conclusions at this point on responsibility." O n e might hope Gov. Jim Douglas will consider applying his proposed Megan's Law to hospital administrators instead of convicted drug dealers. That way it might actually accora- .... plish something. - •>•• Responsibility? Colodny's report of the multi-million-dollar cover-up reads like a-criminal indictment. But it's not just an indictment of Boettcher. It's an indictment of the Mary Fanny's entire board of trustees, headed

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"so thrilled to share music and listen to this music" that he even penned a paean to the scene, aptly entitled "Happy Sounds." Williams is also a big fan of the Coffeehouse, even though he was already a well-traveled singer and guitarist when he moved to the area more than a decade ago. "I never say... how grateful I am for this open mike, which is so great," he confesses as he closes out the evening with some spirited, genrebending originals. "I was really astounded at the culture of respect for everybody. Jeff has really built this fabulous place. When you have a thing like this, you really have a culture."

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trade coffee flows freely at the bar, where beer and wine are also available. People chat at tables, jot notes in journals and read poetry. "Eclectic" is perhaps the best way to describe the performances one early October evening. They include the wicked acoustic guitar pickin' of Gabriel Moralez, the room-clearing chanting o f the dreadlocked "Bird," and the jazzy vocals o f Claudine Barrett. Bossa nova guitar stylings are served up by Oscar, and didgeridoo dynamics by David, whose unique sound might be dubbed "didg-hop." " T h i s is all improvisation," says David. "I have no idea what's coming out o f this thing. It's music on the edge." "I think the diversity we get here is just incredible," marvels owner Lee Anderson, who recently celebrated the Bean's second anniversary. With a new host every week, "each open mike has a little bit o f a different flavor to it," adds Anderson, who not long ago began a "no guitar open mike" on the last Monday of every month. T h e "everything.disc goes' credo has inspired some performers to invent their own instruments. "Most open mikes are just like lonely-guy-with-guitar kind of scenarios," Anderson says. But since I started doing the no-guitar open mike, it s really opened up the rest o f the open mikes, too."

Up north at t h e Kept Writer in St. Albans, patrons can peruse an eclectic mix o f used and out-of-print titles, surf the Net or tap into their inner Hemingway at one o f the many manual typewriters scattered about the bookstore. O n Thursday nights, they can also hear some quality music at the open mikes in the adjacent cafe. Colorful plaster, plywood paintings and photographic prints adorn the walls, with funky table lamps adding to the m o o d . T h e java is locally roasted by the Vermont Coffee C o m p a n y and U n c o m m o n Grounds. Beer and wine are also served, as is an assortment o f soups, sandwiches and sweets. O n e crisp, clear Thursday evening in midOctober, a couple o f Megs are entertaining an audience o f 10 attentive listeners with solid original material. M e g Willey, a promising Rail City singer and keyboardist reminiscent o f Carole King, sings sweetly about love's intoxication. M e g Devlin Irish o f Waterbury Center is a more seasoned songwriter and guitarist who recently celebrated the release of her second C D , Grounded. "I've dug out a couple o f old songs and I've been re-working them," Irish says before performing an especially poignant song about her mentally challenged brother Charlie and another about her G u l f War-bound son. Kept Writer co-owner Jedd Kettler, who has kicked things off with s o m e nice instrumental guitar work, later accompanies the Megs on mandolin for a rousing finale. "It's pretty mellow tonight," admits Kettler, who opened the bookstore/cafe with wife Launie more than two years ago. They added the weekly open mike last winter. "We get anywhere from two to seven performers," he says, "and the crowds come and g o . "


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here to begin? With the fact that Chechen medical student Ali Tepsurkaev was held in a pit in the ground for six weeks — beaten and burned by Russian soldiers, shocked with electricity until he passed out? O r with his brother, a crusading journalist, who was assassinated and bled to death in his arms? O r with Tepsurkaev's escape to America last year and the kindness o f strangers? To look at the strapping 22-year-old, dressed in an athletic shirt and parachute pants, you wouldn't peg him as the vessel of such violent upheaval. H e has soft brown eyes and an easy smile, can crack jokes in English after just 18 months in this country, and insists on holding the door for his elders. H e loves broccolipineapple pizza, has discovered Bob Marley and dreams o f becoming a doctor. He talks excitedly about his classes at the Community College of Vermont in Burlington, the medical training program

he hopes to attend, and the taekwondo school on Main Street — he's a worldchampion black belt. "I never think my life be like this," Tepsurkaev says. "A fortune teller tell me when I am 12, 'You will go far away.' I thought to Grozny [capital o f Chechnya], to study at medical school." The young refugee adds matter-of-factly, "All my friends are killed by Russians. Except one. He escape to O m s k . " Tepsurkaev's fateful story begins on Aug. 23, 2000, in the midst o f the second Russian war in Chechnya, a separatist Muslim region in Russia's North Caucasus. That was the day a group o f Russian soldiers burst into his house in Alkhan Kala, a town of 20,000 some six miles southwest of Grozny. Tepsurkaev and his father were thrown to the floor, their bodies held in place by Russian combat boots. His mother was shoved up against a wall. The family watched helplessly as soldiers tore up the house and passed many of their belongings out the front door.

" M y mother, she try to find out what's happening, but all soldiers do slang and swears," Tepsurkaev recalls. "I really mad. If I had some gun in the house, I think I run and shoot those guys. Because, you know, I never hear anybody talk with my parents like that." T h e Russian military regularly sweeps through Chechen towns and villages, checking homes and documents in an attempt to ferret out rebels and weapons. Looting is common. Known as a zachistka — derived from the Russian word for "clean-up" — ther.e early-morning raids often result in the arbitrary detention o f young Chechen males. For many, the next stop is a "filtration camp," the purpose of which is to separate fighters from the general population. Many innocents, though, get caught in the net — sudden currency in the lucrative kidnapping business that flourishes in Chechnya. Ransoms are payable in U.S. dollars or guns. That morning the Tepsurkaev surname appeared on the Russians' watchlist. "They say, are you the one who work in hospital?

Or were you the one who takes the tape? Which one is you?' The soldiers not know who I am," he says. "They say they need to check me out, take my passport." A second-year medical student, Tepsurkaev was the one who worked in the hospital. H e had been assisting his uncle, Khassan Baiev, a well-known plastic surgeon turned war-time medic. Baiev had been persecuted by both sides in the conflict because he treated anyone who needed medical attention, Chechen or Russian. H e was eventually forced to flee. Baiev was also the surgeon who famously amputated the leg of Chechen field commander Shamil Basayev, Russia's public enemy number one, after the rebel leader and his men stumbled into a mine field. Tepsurkaev held Basayev's mangled limb down during the procedure, one of 67 amputations Baiev would perform over a bloody 48-hour period. Further complicating Tepsurkaev's situation was the fact that he was also the younger brother of Adam Tepsurkaev, a relentless videographer for Reuters news


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service. At that time, no Western journalists were reporting from Chechnya. Several had been kidnapped or killed during the conflict, and Russia had imposed a media blackout. The elusive Adam Tepsurkaev, though, kept the story alive for Western viewers, filming bombings, lootings, arsons and atrocities. O f his three brothers, Ali idolized Adam and helped smuggle his footage out of the region. During their search of his house, soldiers came across Tepsurkaevs taekwondo medals, his certificates of victory in the Russian national championships, and treated him with particular harshness. H e was hauled off and blindfolded with his own shirt, handcuffed and beaten repeatedly with rifle butts. He was accused of being a fighter, plotting to blow up tanks. His 6-foot-3 body was then loaded into an armored personnel carrier. T h e last village sound he heard was his mother screaming at the soldiers. Tepsurkaevs next stop was a field outside of town, a makeshift military installation overlooking the village. Bound and

bloodied, he was punched and kicked until he could no longer stand. H e was relieved of his belt, sneakers and money. Then he and several other Chechen detainees were told to prepare to be crushed by tanks. Moments after tanks began rumbling, Tepsurkaev was pulled from the line. Russian officers had been informed of his relations: They had a catch on their hands. For the next six weeks, Tepsurkaev was kept barefoot, handcuffed and shirtless in a pit in the ground, four meters deep, one meter wide, ankle-deep in water. Metal fencing covered the opening. "That was all I have, hole and sky," he says. He never saw his fellow detainees again. epsurkaev was hauled out of the pit only for interrogations, several times a day. H e was questioned about village residents and whether they were fighters; about his doctor uncle, who had by this time escaped to America;

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about his journalist brother, who was working behind the scenes to free his younger brother. Tepsurkaev's interrogators shoved surveillance photos in his face and ordered him to write a letter to A d a m pleading that he take his place. Tepsurkaev refused. H e was strung up by his handcuffs, beaten, burned with cigarettes. These daily sessions often ended with Tepsurkaev having electrodes attached to his face and body, then being shocked until he lost consciousness. Meanwhile, his family was scrambling to raise money for his release. Military outfits often sold

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blue. Always in that hole, I think about parents because I know they will always be thinking about m e . " In addition to injuring his lungs and kidneys and damaging his vision, the Russians broke Tepsurkaev's jaw, cracked his teeth and left his belly pocked with cigarette burns. H e also developed a severe skin rash on his legs, the result o f standing so long in water. T h o u g h he was taunted by some soldiers, several o f his captors took an interest in Tepsurkaev, admiring his c o m p o sure under such severe strain.

through with the ransom. T h e going rate for freedom: $ 1 0 , 0 0 0 and 10 guns. In the waiting car, Tepsurkaev's oldest brother gripped his battered younger sibling. " H e ask how I feel. I say happy. I feel good. Just go. Just drive car," Tepsurkaev remembers. It wouldn't be long, though, before he was targeted for a second kidnapping. T h e Russians would soon learn his uncle lived in America; they could ask for twice as much.

The going rate for freedom: $10,000 and 10 guns. prisoners, even corpses, back to loved ones. T h e Tepsurkaevs had already paid hundreds o f dollars just to confirm his location. With help from Baiev in America, they managed to raise several thousand dollars that would supposedly buy relief from the beatings. " B u t they don't stop. It not five, six times anymore. M a y b e two, three times [per day]," Tepsurkaev says. During his month and a half o f captivity, he was moved to several different holes, one o f which was completely covered. Raised in strict Chechen tradition, where males are supposed to take pain and punishment without complaint and are often disciplined in the martial arts, Tepsurkaev concentrated his attention on home, friends and medical school. H e prepared every day to die. "I feel so tired. So, so tired. I can't see from my eyes all bleeding, my kidneys. I can't move anymore. Better for me if they just kill me. O n e shot and no more pain," he says. " B u t it's easy to die. It's harder to know how lard it will be for parents. I think, I hope they will not see m y body, look like all black and

They informed him that ransom negotiations were taking place; that they'd seen someone who looked like a relative talking with c o m m a n d i n g officers. O n e guard even slipped him gruel and sweet milk — a welcome change from dried bread and rainwater — and offered up a bit o f normal conversation. "It's so nice to feel that someone is kind, is really human, and not be treated like animal," he says. " H e has friends, too, died in that war." By the fifth week, the beatings had started to decrease and the questioning was tapering off. His face had even started to heal. Then, one cold and rainy evening, soldiers lifted Tepsurkaev from his m u d d y pit and put on a blindfold. "I just think now they really want to kill me. T h e y don't ask me questions for a while." Instead, they shoved a black plastic bag at him. Inside were clothes his mother had sent when she first learned of his whereabouts. H e buried his face in the cloth. "I smell my jacket, make me feel so happy. I smell my house." It was over. His brothers, with the help o f friends, had come

epsurkaev's mistreatment at the hands o f Russian military authorities was so brutal, he was written up in a H u m a n Rights Watch report. His name would join those o f hundreds, possibly thousands, o f other Chechen torture victims. H R W had also interviewed his brother A d a m . " W h e n I reread those interviews with A d a m and Ali, it still makes m e cry," says Rachel Denber, H R W ' s deputy director o f Europe and Central Asia Division. "And I'm pretty inured to this stuff. T h e kinds o f abuses that Ali and A d a m witnessed and suffered happen every day in Chechnya, and they happen to this day."

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Atrocities in Chechnya are now overlooked, Denber says. "It's pretty much been pushed off the agenda by other crises. Chechnya is the only place in Europe where there is an active war going on. All the other wars connected to the break-up o f the Soviet Union are over." Unfortunately, A d a m Tepsurkaevs name would appear in another H R W report. It had in fact been Adam, not


SEVEN DAYS I n o v e m b e r 1 3 - 2 0 , 2 0 0 2 I7Dclassifieds27B Ali, who was slated to join their uncle in America. But Adam, who was 24 at the time, couldn't stayone step ahead much longer. The Russians were desperate to stop his filming. He had applied for political asylum in the United States and had contacts waiting for him in Azerbaijan; passage had been arranged'. In August 2000, Baiev had strenuously urged his nephew to leave Chechnya. Adam was gearing up to depart when Ali was arrested. "Adam clearly knew the situation he found himself in," says Baiev, 39, who now lives in the Boston area. "He exposed the torture and humiliations and massacres, but obviously he's not going to just leave his brother... He wasn't able to leave until he retrieved Ali." That loyalty ended up costing him. After Ali's release at the end of September, the two brothers were inseparable, and cautious, never staying more than one night in the same place. By late fall, Adam was again preparing to make his way out of Chechnya and join his uncle, who was then moving in with friends in southern Vermont. Ali, too, was figuring out his next move. There were rumors another military outfit was interested in him. He'd been thinking Siberia, maybe. By Nov. 20, Adam was ready. He would leave in three days. At the time, the atmosphere in Alkhan Kala had relaxed and the streets were quiet, so the brothers decided to spend an extra night with a friend. They stayed up late watching TV. Suddenly there was a commotion in the next room; an unfamiliar and agitated Chechen voice spoke. Adam quickly shut off the TV, but it was too late. Three masked gunmen stood in the door and sprayed the darkened room with bullets. Ali felt his right leg go cold and scrambled behind a couch. After a minute or so, the men disappeared. "Nobody say anything. I scared really to turn on the light," Ali recalls. "I don't want to see my brother. I like him so much. But if something is wrong, I need to see. I turn on light, see Adam on the floor. I turn him over. He open his eyes and ask, 'Where did they shot me?' I say, 'I don't know.' I look and look." .Adam had been hit in both his legs and in the stomach. Ali held him in his arms. Bleeding steadily, his brother began to lose consciousness. The nearest hospital was 30 kilometers away, past several military checkpoints. Anyone driving after curfew was likely to be shot at. They decided to put Adam in the car and hazard the trip. Twenty minutes later, the car returned. Adam had died before they reached the first checkpoint. "I'm actually crying first time in my life when I get older. Nobody see me and this time I can't stop. I can't believe that they killed him. In my life, that is hardest. Harder than that hole, and what Russians did to me." Ali had also been shot in the back of the thigh and the ankle.

Tepsurkaev suspected the shooters were Chechen collaborators, and knew he would have to leave -town quickly. He cleaned up his wounds and prepared to bury his brother. Adam was a popular figure in town, and turnout for his funeral was massive. The editorin-chief of Reuters wrote the family a condolence letter. Two days after the funeral, Tepsurkaev drove to the neighboring province of Ingushetiya, where many war refugees have fled despite the Russian military presence there. He met with representatives of Human Rights Watch, who interviewed him at length. A campaign was launched to help Tepsurkaev get to America and join his uncle, but he would need to go through Moscow. So Tepsurkaevs oldest brother went to a neighbor whose son had been killed in the first war, and asked for his passport. He bribed the local passport office to substitute Ali's picture and stamp it properly.

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other things, helped Tepsurkaev get a carpentry job with an area builder; Pam and Ed Laffaye, Chester residents who took Tepsurkaev into their home for the school year and acted as surrogate parents; Richard Andrews, an Andover neighbor and Russian speaker who helped Tepsurkaev with academics; the staff and students at Green Mountain Union High School in Chester; and Don Rouleau, a taekwondo instructor across the

want to be on Russia's side. But if I'm an American and my president [supports Russian policy in Chechnya], then I am." What is striking about Tepsurkaev, though, is his absence of bitterness toward the Russians. While he hardly embraces Russia and still has plenty of dark, rain-filled nightmares and searing headaches, he refuses to speak ill of anyone, even his tormentors. Despite being reared in a clan culture

epsurkaev is the only known Chechen refugee in Vermont, With its r o . sparse population and challenging climate, the Green Mountain State may seem an odd choice for refugees. But the tradition of independence and respect for the individual makes for a comfortable fit, suggests Stacie Blake, director of the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program. "For those individuals who don't have a previous connection to

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"Better for me if theg just kill me. One shot and no more pain." - Ali Tepsurkaev Zara [his aunt]: 'Ali.' Oh, my G o d , that was music. I couldn't believe somebody say, 'Ali.'" T h e next day they drove to Andover, where Tepsurkaev slept for two days straight. John and Nancy Sinclair were a part of the quiet mobilization that took place in the Chester-Andover area of southern Vermont last year. While the Baievs moved on to Boston, Tepsurkaev adopted Vermont as his new home. "I find so many friends here," he says. "Even though I not talking so well in English. I mean, they never tired from me. I feel not by myself. Right away, it was just great." Some of those friends included Charlene and Peter Huyler, Andover residents who, among

river in New Hampshire. Pam Laffaye, 44, an assistant librarian at G M U H S , met Tepsurkaev through her older sister, Charlene Huyler, who had been visiting regularly with the Baievs. Despite the somewhat tight quarters in their house in Chester, the Laffayes offered to take Ali in once the school year started. "I do that kind of stuff," Pam Laffaye says simply. Since both she and Tepsurkaev were night owls, they spent a lot of time talking. Those were eyeopening hours. Laffayes new knowledge continues to haunt her. "Things are less comfortable because you have to think about them," she says. "And how are you going to deal with it? I don't

that emphasizes personal and family honor — and is known to issue blood vendettas — he says, "I don't want to be same like them. If I do something to them, then I will be same. Not human. I want to be human." Nor does he consider all Chechen action heroic. Tepsurkaev is deeply disturbed by the recent hostage seige at a Moscow theater. "I feel bad for all those people," he says. "It wasn't good step to show people to stop war. They took civilian people. Those people not have any connect with the war. They just people who come to theater to have some kind of fun."

Vermont, I think it's attractive... because it's known for having safe and welcoming communities." For decades, in various incarnations, V R R P has been helping refugees and political asylum seekers find homes and jobs in Vermont. "In the beginning, [the number] was just maybe 20, or 70," Blake says. "I think one year, it approached 300. Last year, it was probably closer to 2 4 0 or 2 5 0 . " . T h e bulk of resettlement tends to be in Chittenden and Washington counties, where jobs, affordable rents and public transportation are more available. In recent years the primary groups have been Bosnians and Vietnamese, though a handful of


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Afghanis arrived last year. Vermont has also seen a steady stream of Sudanese. Since 9/11, however, the number of arrivals has dropped sharply. Increased security measures and elaborate screening keep refugees waiting in camps or on the run. "It's very painful for people here who are waiting and hoping that other family members can come," Blake notes. Tepsurkaev has left behind his parents and two older brothers. While his siblings no longer live in Chechnya, his mother and father do. Both have medical conditions. " H e misses his parents," LafFaye says. " H e misses his mother so much that, if he wasn't Chechen, he would cry."

tude, shaking hands, smiling, offering a kind word and making sure there are no hard feelings. " H e fights with ease and he fights with grace, and he's an extremely powerful fighter. But he's very humble. "In Ali's situation, he didn't have anything," adds Rouleau, who provided Tepsurkaev with the gear the Russians had taken from him. In exchange, Tepsur-kaev taught Rouleau and his students his style of fighting, instructing everyone from kids to the disabled to competitive black belts. During his year in Keene, Tepsurkaev captured state titles in New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Maine and Vermont. As a result, he was invited to the U.S. National

Vermonter to make the U.S. national team. White says Tepsurkaev possesses a fine balance of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. "In Ali's short time at the gym, he has already made a big impression both on the dojang floor (practice ring) and socially with the students," he reports. "Ali has the potential to do great things with taekwondo competition." At the recent U.S. C u p tournament in Hartford, Connecticut, however, Tepsurkaev put in a disappointing performance, winning only the bronze. But even so, he seemed to come away enriched. "It's good. Make me train harder now," he says. "I make some not so smart moves."

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Taekwondo Championships held last year in Detroit, but because he is not a U.S. citizen he had to drop out shortly beFore the meet. His current political status is stateless. In July, Tepsurkaev won his division in the Global Taekwondo Federation world championships in Toronto. Even in sport, though, he could not escape politics. G T F officials told him he could not fight For Chechnya since it was technically not a country. Fight For the Russian team, they suggested. Tepsurkaev chose Germany instead. He won the gold medal and received permission From the German coach to hold the Chechen flag on the podium. Wlien he did, he was disqualified From further participation For making a political statement. Tepsurkaev believes the. Russian contingent, which comprised several dozen fighters, coaches and judges, pressured organizers, who like many Westerners were unaware oF the sensitive geopolitical situation in southern Russia. Still, Tepsurkaev has set his sights on bigger things — like the Olympics. Rouleau is one oF many who believe he can make it. " H e has the potential to be an Olympic competitor — easily, easily. But he must become a citizen." N o w living in Winooski with Fellow Muslim immigrants, Tepsurkaev has Found a second 'home at the Blue Wave Taekwondo School in Burlington run by Gordon WTiite, a fifthdegree black belt, World C u p bronze medalist and the only

epsurkaevs other passion is medicine, but making meaningful strides in a foreign language is frustrating. Once his tongue catches up with his eyes and hands, there should be no stopping him. He may prefer the role of country doctor, however, to the relentless trauma oF an emergency room. "I hope I will have some little hospital I will work in. Its nice. T h e people. You know everyone who come to you. And everyone know you." Someday, Tepsurkaev would like to attend the University oF Vermont's medical school, but he knows it will be a long road. For now he's aiming at a licensed nurse's assistant program. Back home, his Former classmates are just a year or two away From medical practice. "I Feel bad for him, knowing how bad he feels knowing his Friends are going to be doctors and he isn't For a long time," Laffaye says. "He's had so many bad things happen to him. You want him to be successFul. I want him to be a surgeon. He's been through too much not to be able to realize that dream." Despite the support From his Friends in southern Vermont and his new ones in the Burlington are?, Tepsurkaev sometimes views his position in this country as precarious. "I still scared, actually. I am here, but as reFugee," he says. "I not have green card. I not have citizenship. Even though they say you have all same rights as other people, I Feeling some kind oFlike, anytime they might say: 'get out oF here, you.'" ®

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I R I S H S E S S I O N S , Radio B e a n , 8 p . m . NC. MARCO BENEVENTO & J O E RUSSO (organ a n d drum d u o ) , Valencia, 1 0 p . m . NC. K A R A O K E K A P E R S ( h o s t B o b B.olyard), 1 3 5 Pearl, 9 p . m . NC. D A Y V E H U C K E T T ( j a z z g u i t a r ) , Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC. L A S T N I G H T ' S J O Y ( I r i s h ) , Bi Ra Irish Pub, 7 p . m . N C . J A M E S H A R V E Y Q U A R T E T ( j a z z ) . Red Square, 1 0 p . m . N C . 3 ( g r o o v e ) , Nectar's, 9 : 3 0 p . m . NC. MANIFEST NEXTO ME, MOOD FOOD, D N U M B E R S (live h i p - h o p / a c i d j a z z ) , Club M e t r o n o m e , 1 0 p . m . $ 4 . C O L L E G E N I G H T (dance party w / D J Robbie J . ) , Millennium Nightclub, 9 p . m . $ 5 / N C . 1 8 + before 1 1 p . m . DJS SPARKS, R H I N O & H I R 0 L L A (hiph o p / r e g g a e ) , Rasputin's, 9 p . m . $3/10. 18+

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SOUNDBITE O P E N M I K E , Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. K A R A O K E , J.P.'s P u b , 9 p . m . N C . C O N C E N T R I C (live electronica), Waiting Room, 1 0 p . m . NC. L A R R Y BRETT'S J U K E B O X

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D J ; D V D s ) , S h - N a - N a ' s , 8 p . m . NC. K A R A O K E , T h e Pour House, 9 p . m . N C . O Z O M A T L I , S T I C K Y (hip-hop groove), Higher Ground, 8 p . m . $20/22. A A K A R A O K E , Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p . m . NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p . m . NC. O X O N O I S E & F R I E N D S (rock), Rozzi's, 7 p.m. NC. D A N A R O B I N S O N ( f o l k ) , G o o d Times Cafe, 8 p . m . $ 1 0 .

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O P E N M I K E , O t t e r Creek Tavern, 9 p . m . NC O P E N J A M ( b l u e s / f u n k / r o c k ) , Ashley's, 9 p . m . NC.

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E L L E N P O W E L L & L A R D U G G A N (jazz), Leunig's, 7 p . m . NC. L I V E A C O U S T I C S E R I E S , Ri RS Irish Pub, 8 p . m . NC. E Y E O H Y O U (live h i p - h o p ) . Red Square, 9 : 3 0 p . m . NC.

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w/WARRIOR KING T h e F i s h , Rt. 1 2 , Northfield Falls, 4 8 5 - 7 5 7 7 . F r a n n y O ' s , 733 Queen City Pk. R d : , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 3 - 2 9 0 9 . G e n o ' s K a r a o k e C l u b , 1 2 7 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. G o o d T i m e s C a f e , Rt. 1 1 6 , Hinesburg, 4 8 2 - 4 4 4 4 . G S t o p , 38 Main S t . , St. Albans, 5 2 4 - 7 7 7 7 . H a l v o r s o n ' s U p s t r e e t C a f e , 1 6 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 658-0278.

S A L A D D A Y S ( p o p - r o c k ) , Sweetwaters, 9 p . m . NC.

H e c t o r ' s , 1 Lawson L n „ Burl., 8 6 2 - 6 9 0 0 . H e n r y ' s P u b , Holiday I n n , 1 0 6 8 Williston R d . , S. B u r l i n g t o n , 863-6361. H i g h e r G r o u n d , 1 Main S t . , Winooski, 6 5 4 - 8 8 8 8 . T h e H u n g r y L i o n , 1 1 4 5 Rt. 1 0 8 , Jeffersonville, 6 4 4 - 5 8 4 8 . J . M o r g a n ' s a t C a p i t o l P l a z a , 1 0 0 Main S t . , Montpelier, 223-5252.

L I V E 03, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 1 0 p . m . NC. R E V . V I N C E A N D E R S O N (drinkin' gospel), Red Square, 1 0 p . m . NC. D E L L Y R A N K S (reggae/dancehall), Club Metronome, 1 0 p . m . $5. F U N K L E B E R R I E S ( f u n k / r o c k ) , Nectar's, 9:30 p . m . NC.

J . P . ' s P u b , 1 3 9 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 5 8 - 6 3 8 9 . T h e K e p t W r i t e r , 5 Lake S t . , S t . Albans; 5 2 7 - 6 2 4 2 . K i n c a d e ' s , Rt. 7 , M i l t o n , 8 9 3 - 4 6 4 9 . L e u n i g ' s , 1 1 5 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 3 - 3 7 5 9 . L i n c o l n I n n L o u n g e , 4 Park S t . , Essex J e t . , 8 7 8 - 3 3 0 9 . L i o n ' s D e n P u b , M o u n t a i n Road, Jeffersonville, 6 4 4 - 5 5 6 7 . M a d M o u n t a i n T a v e r n , R t . 1 0 0 , Waitsfield, 4 9 6 - 2 5 6 2 . M a d R i v e r U n p l u g g e d a t V a l l e y Players T h e a t e r , R t . 1 0 0 , Waitsfield, 4 9 6 - 8 9 1 0 . M a n h a t t a n P i z z a 8t P u b , 1 6 7 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 5 8 - 6 7 7 6 . M a t t e r h o r n , 4969 Mountain R d . , S t o w e , 2 5 3 - 8 1 9 8 . M c D o n o u g h ' s , U p p e r Bridge Street, P i t t s b u r g h , 5 1 8 - 5 6 6 - 8 1 2 6 . M i l l e n n i u m N i g h t c l u b , 1 6 5 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 6 0 - 2 0 8 8 . M i d d l e E a r t h M u s i c H a l l , Bradford, 2 2 2 - 4 7 4 8 . M o n o p o l e , 7 Protection A v e . , P i t t s b u r g h , N . Y . , 5 1 8 - 5 6 3 - 2 2 2 2 . M u d d y W a t e r s , 1 8 4 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 5 8 - 0 4 6 6 . M u s i c B o x , 1 4 7 Creek R d . , Craftsbury Village, 5 8 6 - 7 5 3 3 . N e c t a r ' s , 1 8 8 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 5 8 - 4 7 7 1 . 1 3 5 Pearl S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 3 - 2 3 4 3 . O t t e r Creek T a v e r n , 35c Green S t . , Vergennes, 8 7 7 - 3 6 6 7 . P i c k l e Barrel N i g h t c l u b , Killington R d . , K i l l i n g t o n , 4 2 2 - 3 0 3 5 . T h e P o u r H o u s e , 1 9 0 0 Williston R d . , S. B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 2 - 3 6 5 3 . R a d i o B e a n , 8 N . Winooski, A v e . , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 6 0 - 9 3 4 6 . R a s p u t i n ' s , 1 6 3 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 4 - 9 3 2 4 . R e d S q u a r e , 1 3 6 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 5 9 - 8 9 0 9 . R h o m b u s , 1 8 6 College S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 5 - 3 1 4 4 . R i p t o n C o m m u n i t y C o f f e e H o u s e , Rt. 1 2 5 , 3 8 8 - 9 7 8 2 . Ri Ra t h e I r i s h P u b , 1 2 3 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 0 - 9 4 0 1 . R o z z i ' s L a k e s h o r e T a v e r n , 1 0 7 2 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 8 6 3 - 2 3 4 2 . R u b e n J a m e s , 1 5 9 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 4 - 0 7 4 4 . Rusty N a i l , Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. S a m i ' s H a r m o n y P u b , 2 1 6 Rt. 7 , M i l t o n , 8 9 3 - 7 2 6 7 . S h - N a - N a ' s , 1 0 1 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 5 - 2 5 9 6 . S t . J o h n ' s C l u b , 9 Central A v e . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 4 - 9 7 7 8 . S t o w e h o f I n n , Edson Hill R d . , S t o w e , 2 5 3 - 9 7 2 2 S w e e t w a t e r s , 1 1 8 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 4 - 9 8 0 0 . T h r e e M o u n t a i n L o d g e , Jeffersonville, 6 4 4 - 5 7 3 6 . T r a c k s i d e T a v e m , 1 8 Malletts Bay A v e . , Winooski, 6 5 5 - 9 5 4 2 . 2 4 2 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. U p p e r D e c k P u b a t t h e W i n d j a m m e r , 1 0 7 6 Williston R d . , S. B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 2 - 6 5 8 5 .

K A R A O K E , M a n h a t t a n Pizza & Pub, 1 0 p . m . NC. B O O T L E S S & U N H O R S E D (Irish), Rasputin's, 6 p . m . NC, followed by TOP HAT D J , 10 p.m. NC/$2. F U S I O N (hip-hop/reggae/dance; DJs

The Waiting Room 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455.

Robbie J . & Toxic), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p . m . $ 3 / 1 0 . 1 8 + before 1 1 p.m. T O P H A T D J (Top 4 0 ) , Ruben J a m e s , 1 0 p . m . NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK K A R A O K E , J.P.'s Pub, 1 0 p . m . NC. L A R D U G G A N G R O U P ( j a z z ) , Waiting R o o m , 6 p . m . NC, followed by D J A D O G (lounge/acid j a z z ) , 1 0 : 3 0 p . m . NC. T H E G R I F T (funk 'n' roll), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9 p . m . NC. L A R R Y B R E T T ' S J U K E B O X (rock/urban D J ; DVDs), S h - N a - N a ' s , 8 p . m . $3. LES CLAYPOOL'S FEARLESS FLYING FROG

The Waiting Room inhabits the upscale side of the Burlington bar scene. The extensive — and high-quality — food-and-drink menu isn't easy on the wallet, but the trendy atmosphere is pure Manhattan chic. Stop by during the week to hear local and regional jazz. The weekends tend to lean more towards swank grooves and chill urban beats. Smoking is allowed, but an impressive fan system sucks up stray fumes. The kitchen stays open till midnight Monday through Saturday, making the Waiting Room one of the few nightspots where you can eat well after hours.

B R I G A D E , D E A D W E I G H T (eclectic rock), Ira Allen Chapel, U V M , 8 p . m . $22.50/17.50. AA K A R A O K E K A P E R S (host Bob B o l y a r d ) , St. J o h n ' s Club, 8 p . m . NC. P A T I O K I N G S ( l o u n g e - j a z z ; Black Tie Late Harvest Ball, American Cancer Society breast cancer awareness bene f i t ) , VT National Country Club, S o . Burlington, 9 p . m . $ 1 5 . B O B G A G N O N T R I O ( j a z z ) , - U p p e r OeCk ' Pub, Windjammer, 5 : 3 0 p . m . NC. S T U R C R A Z I E (rock), Henry's Pub, 9:30 p . m . NC. L I V E D J , A Taste of Dixie, 1 0 p . m . NC. T H E M A C H I N E (Pink Floyd t r i b u t e ) , Higher Ground, 9 p . m . $ 1 5 . 1 8 + G I V E N (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p . m . $3.

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A n g e l a ' s P u b , 86 Main S t . , Middlebury, 388-6936. B a c k s t a g e P u b , 60 Pearl S t . , Essex J e t . , 8 7 8 - 5 4 9 4 . B a y s i d e P a v i l i o n , 1 3 Georgia Shore R d . , S t . A l b a n s , 5 2 4 - 0 9 0 9 B o o n y ' s G r i l l e , Rt. 2 3 6 , Franklin, 9 3 3 - 4 5 6 9 . B o r d e r s B o o k s & M u s i c , 29 Church S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 5 - 2 7 1 1 . T h e B r e w s k i , M o u n t a i n Road, Jeffersonvilie, 6 4 4 - 6 3 6 6 . B u r l i n g t o n C o f f e e h o u s e a t R h o m b u s , 186 College S t . , Burlington, 864-5888. Cactus P e t e ' s , 7 Fayette R d . , S. B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 3 - 1 1 3 8 . 1 C a m b r i d g e C o f f e e h o u s e , Dinners-Dunn Restaurant, • , Jeffersonville, 6 4 4 - 5 7 2 1 . C a p i t o l G r o u n d s , 45 State S t . , Montpelier, 2 2 3 - 7 8 0 0 . C h a r l i e O ' s , 7 0 Main S t . , Montpelier, 2 2 3 - 6 8 2 0 . C h o w ! B e l l a , 28 N . Main S t , S t . Albans, 5 2 4 - 1 4 0 5 . C i t y L i m i t s , 1 4 Greene St. Vergennes, 8 7 7 - 6 9 1 9 . C l u b M e t r o n o m e , 1 8 8 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 5 - 4 5 6 3 . C o b b w e b , Sandybirch R d . , Georgia, 5 2 7 - 7 0 0 0 . E d g e w a t e r P u b , 340 Malletts Bay A v e . , Colchester, 8 6 5 - 4 2 1 4 . Farr's R o a d h o u s e , Rt. 2, Waterbury, 2 4 4 - 4 0 5 3 . F l y n n C e n t e r / F l y n n S p a c e , 1 5 3 Main S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 863-5966.

V a l e n c i a , Pearl S t . & S. Winooski, A v e . , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 5 8 - 8 9 7 8 . V e r m o n t P u b & B r e w e r y , 1 4 4 College, B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 5 - 0 5 0 0 . T h e V i l l a g e C u p , 30 R t . 1 5 , J e r i c h o , 8 9 9 - 1 7 3 0 . T h e W a i t i n g R o o m , 1 5 6 St. Paul S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 2 - 3 4 5 5 . W i n e Bar a t W i n e W o r k s , 1 3 3 St. Paul S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 951-9463.

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;:

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r e v i e w t h '\s THE REV. VINCE ANDERSON AND HIS LOVE CHOIR, THE 13TH APOSTLE (Dirty Gospel Records, CD) " D e a r lunatics, I am falling very f a s t , " t h e Rev. Vince A n d e r s o n groans o n t h e o p e n i n g c u t o f his l a t e s t d i s c , The 13th

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and oddly touching, they range from twisted carnival-pop t o r o u s i n g > . , v r o o m s i n g - a - l o n g s . " B l a m e i t o n t h e B o t t l e " is a t r a g i c t a l e o f a t r i p o n t o

a n d o f f — t h e w a g o n . " S w e e t R e d e m p t i o n " is a t u b a - a n d - a c c o r d i o n - l e d t a l e of a tavern filled w i t h " h a l f century" hookers, writers and drooling drunks. A n d e r s o n seems t o h a v e s p e n t his fair share o f t i m e l e a n i n g o n t h e bar; his s o n g s reflect t h e vision o f a w e l l t r a i n e d a l c o h o l i c . N o t j u s t p a i n f u l r e f l e c t i o n o r o v e r - b o o z e d g i b b e r i s h , t h o u g h , The Apostle

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ETHAN COVEY It's fine t o say t h a t V e r m o n t has a vibrant music scene w i t h a m u l t i t u d e o f accomplished artists,

NYTE OWLZ, MYTHS & LEGENDS

b u t t a l k is c h e a p . H e r e is a C D t h a t l e t s t h e m u s i c m a k e t h e p o i n t . P r o d u c e d b y s i n g e r - s o n g w r i t e r D i a n e Z e i g l e r , The Cream

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interesting fundraiser was sponsored by t h e Vermont Departments of Tourism, Agriculture and B u r l i n g t o n trio N y t e O w l z bring more o r i g i n a l classic-style rock t o t h e local

I n f o r m a t i o n S e r v i c e s as w e l l as C a b o t C r e a m e r y . W h e r e e l s e b u t V e r m o n t d o b u r e a u c r a t s a n d

s c e n e w i t h t h e i r s e c o n d d i s c . Myths

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& Legends.

T i t l e s s u c h as " E y e o f t h e

T h e a l b u m t i t l e is a p p r o p r i a t e , w i t h s o n g s c o m i n g f r o m V e r m o n t ' s b e s t — a n d b e s t k n o w n

Worm," "Happiness" and "Hide from the Sun" show an affinity for over-thet o p 7 0 s hard rock. D r u m m e r J o h n n y A z e r , bassist S t e v e Butterfield and g u i -

musicians. N o t surprisingly, Trey A n a s t a s i o leads t h e way, w i t h a previously unreleased song

tarist A d a m W r i g h t all c o n t r i b u t e s o n g w r i t i n g a n d lead v o c a l s , a l l o w i n g f o r

called " S w e e t Dreams M e l i n d a . " Horns a n d sax blend w i t h a great g u i t a r solo t o w h e t our

a variety of material even t h o u g h t h e general feel remains much the same. Butterfield's " E y e o f t h e W o r m " starts t h i n g s o f f w i t h a n u g g e t o f p s y c h - b l u e s t h a t s o u n d s like

appetites for t h e upcoming Phish tour. Trumpeter J e n Hartswick joins Anastasio on vocals, and t h e c o m b i n a t i o n is p o t e n t . E q u a l l y e f f e c t i v e is G r e g o r y D o u g l a s s ' " V a l l e y , " w h e r e C e l t i c , r o c k a n d a m b i e n t s o u n d s f o r m a n

a S p i n a l T a p o u t t a k e . A z e r ' s " H e a r t C o u l d H e a r M e " is a t e n d e r g l a m b a l l a d s u g g e s t i n g t h e boys caught a bit of M o t t t h e H o o p l e along with their Black S a b b a t h . However, poor m i x i n g ,

intriguing atmosphere. Groovy stuff abounds in other tracks from t h e Gordon Stone Band and

off-key vocals and t h e

J a z z Mandolin Project, t w o groups t h a t could easily attract t h e kind o f dedicated hipster f o l l o w -

ridiculous

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i n g w e saw w h e n m o e . passed t h r o u g h B u r l i n g t o n last w e e k . Bela Fleck has n o t h i n g o n S t o n e ,

nitely dim t h e album's w o r t h . Best bet: Catch 'em live.

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KELLER WILLIAMS, LAUGH

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" V e r m o n t Skies," from singer-songwriter Patrick F i t z s i m m o n s , shows a voice o f great character

p o l i s h e d a n d safe, like t h e t h e m e s o n g t o a T V s h o w .

a n d p o t e n t i a l . S e t h Y a c o v o n e belts o u t f u n k y blues rock o n " L e t ' s N o t P r e t e n d . " His o v e r t m a s F a n s o f M i k e G o r d o n / L e o K o t t k e ' s Clone

c u l i n i t y is f o l l o w e d b y t h e p r e t t y v o i c e o f D i a n e Z e i g l e r i n " T h e W i n t e r S u n . " I t ' s t h e k i n d o f

should give a listen t o Virginia-

based singer-songwriter Keller Williams. A n y o n e w h o e n j o y e d t h e superstar

enjoyable musical whiplash t h a t y o u can only get on a compilation

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collaboration will probably fall for t h e lightning-quick fretwork and light-

o f " D r i v e A l l N i g h t , " R a c h e l B i s s e x is o n e c o o l k i t t e n . L o u i s e T a y l o r s o u n d s a m a z i n g l y s i m i l a r t o

is a p l a y f u l j a m - p o p

r e c o r d f i l l e d w i t h r o o t s y licks a n d b i g h o o k s . M a i n l y k n o w n f o r h i s g u i t a r v i r -

B o n n i e R a i t t . T a m m y F l e t c h e r l e t s i t rip w i t h t h e c l a s s i c R & B o f " C o u n t o n M e . " A l s o i n t h e b l u e s

t u o s i t y , W i l l i a m s d i s p l a y s t a l e n t as a c o l o r f u l , i f f l i g h t y , s o n g w r i t e r a b l e t o

t e n t is B i g J o e Burrell & T h e U n k n o w n Blues B a n d . W i t h r a m b l i n g , b o u n c i n g p i a n o a n d s t e e l g u i t a r , " T h e V o i c e o f t h e P o r k c h o p " is a g r e a t p a r t y s o n g .

w o o f a n s o f b o t h j a m - r o c k a n d n e w - f o l k . " F r e e k e r B y t h e S p e a k e r " is a s p a c e - f u n k s h i m m y

From the colonial style of Margaret MacArthur's " S o n g o f t h e Vermonters" t o t h e a

detailing t h e odd exploits of a concert dancer. " O n e H i t W o n d e r " finds Williams musing a b o u t e x p r e s s e d i n t h e s o n g s . W h i l e t h e 1 5 - m i n u t e " F r e e k e r R e p r i s e " is a b i t m u c h , i n g e n e r a l

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rock s t a r d o m . T h r o u g h o u t , t h e g u i t a r w o r k provides a lively c o u n t e r p a r t t o t h e h u m o r Laugh

part o f t h e mix. Banjo Dan & t h e M i d - N i t e Plowboys c o n t r i b u t e some o f t h e best bluegrass I've

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A r t i s t s o f all ages are i n v i t e d t o create a g i n g e r b r e a d house for a h o l i d a y e x h i b it at the Paramount Theatre beginning D e c e m b e r 2. R e g i s t r a t i o n forms availa b l e a t G o d n i c k Center, R S V P a n d D o w n t o w n R u t l a n d P a r t n e r s h i p , $5.

Beetle Mania he first question a viewer might ask upon visiting Jennifer X-eme Koch's show, "Specimen," is "Where did she get all those dead bugs?" The 19 box constructions at Church & Maple Gallery include various flies, dragonEXHIB1T flies, moths and hundreds of tiny bee"Specimen," tles. While the spools of thread and box construc- rubber doll heads she also uses in tions by some boxes are iess memorable, the Jennifer dead bugs are engrossing. X-eme Koch, Perhaps it is unjust to say that Church & every artist who puts an assemblage Maple Gallery, into a box is mining the same vein as Burlington. Joseph Cornell (1903-1972), but that Through does seem to be the case. Very few November. have been able to approach assemblage with fresh eyes. Because the artist's A R T W O R K unique hand and brushstroke usually "Specimen don't appear in the image, it is often #30, the Last difficult to distinguish one assemblage Supper," by artist from another. They all put Jennifer things into boxes. They all seem to X-eme Koch include altered art-historical images and demented doll heads. Several of P H O T O Koch's pieces follow that tried-andMatthew true formula, but others don't, and Thorsen these are the most successful. "Specimen 2 6 " is a white box, hung vertically. In the box are a speedometer with a ceramic Jesus head attached to it, a bundle of wires with a dragonfly beneath that, and three brushes at the bottom. Koch altered

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N I C O L E D'AGAIA: " L a n d s c a p e s o f E u r o p e and V e r m o n t , " paintings. Spotlight Gallery, V e r m o n t A r t s Council, Montpelier, 2 7 9 - 4 3 7 1 .

Reception

November 1 4 , 5-7 p.m. MIKE GRUTEKE: "Some of My I n s p i r a t i o n s , " works in watercolor, marker and i n k i n f o r m e d by m y t h o l o g y , music a n d architecture. M e t r o p o l i t a n Gallery, B u r l i n g t o n City Hall, 6 5 5 - 7 7 7 3 . Reception November 14, 4-6 p.m. G A B R I E L BORAY: oil p a i n t i n g s . Radio Bean, Burlington, 660-9346. Reception November 1 5 , 8-9 p.m. ARTCYCLE Q U I L T P R O J E C T : L o c a l s t u d e n t s d i s p l a y t h e i r quilts made o f recycled materials. ReCycle N o r t h , Burlington, 8 6 5 - 7 5 5 4 . Reception November 15, 4-5:30 p.m. A R T BY T H E C U P : V e r m o n t Public Radio's collection o f o r i g i n a l designs for t h e A r t i s t Mug Series. S t u d i o Place A r t s , Barre, 4 7 9 - 7 0 6 9 .

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November 15, 5:30-7:30 p.m. N I K E D A V I E S - O K U N D A Y E : textiles by t h e i n t e r n a t i o n a l l y r e c o g n i z e d Nigerian artist. H o o d Museum, Dartmouth College, H a n o v e r , N . H . ,

603-646-2426.

R e c e p t i o n w i t h slide lecture by artist N o v e m b e r 1 5 , 5 p . m . , f o l l o w e d by r e c e p t i o n in t h e Kim Gallery.

fairly small box, painted orange with glass sides front and back that make it a see-through assemblage. Inside the box is a ball of white cotton string which is being squeezed vertically and horizontally by four clusters of long, galvanized screws. There is nice ten-

Koch's meticulous organization and application of the bugs is reminiscent of entomological displays in museums of natural history, as well as displays of colorful bugs used in folk art. the brushes to render them nonfunctional, and they make the image unique. "Specimen 39: String Box Holder" is also a noteworthy piece, in part by virtue of its scale — 54 inches tall. Its a long, skinny box crammed with spools of thread and string. The box is painted silver and has an almost Art Deco tip, like a stepped pyramid. Koch's requisite bug, a dragonfly, appears in the upper end of the box. "Specimen Number 19, Hand Screwed" is one of the pieces on a pedestal rather than on the wall. It's a

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sion within these pieces — in this case the ball of string is suspended in the center of the box. But it too must have its bug: a moth pinned to the ball of thread. Koch's primary bug, however, is the beetle. Historical images by Titian, Durer and other artists have been collaged into boxes and neatly covered with beetles. The insects become a raiment or an elaborate headpiece. These are also not just any beetles: Koch's are colorful and jewel-like. In "Specimen #40, After Titian" she has given a fellow in a Renaissance portrait a gleam-

ing mantle of iridescent red, blue, brown and green beetles. They are precisely aligned in a parade of diagonals over his chest. Koch's meticulous organization and application of the bugs is reminiscent of entomological* displays in museums of natural history, as well as displays of colorful bugs used in folk art. "Specimen #30, the Last Supper" consists of a place setting of plate, knife, fork and spoon in a velvet-lined, glass-topped box. The objects are studded with little brown beetles, covering ali of the plate and all but the handles of the silverware. Koch is not simply altering, however, but creating a new kind of plate and silverware. The scale is life-size and the objects are presented in the same general context as the original items: a place setting. T h e work recalls Meret Oppenheim's 1936 "Object: luncheon in fur," which comprises a fur-covered cup, saucer and spoon. Oppenheim was a close associate of Man Ray's; "Specimen #30, the Last Supper" shows that Dadaism is another substantial influence in Koch's work. That is perhaps more important even than Cornell's quirky narratives. Her "Last Supper," though, is also a piece that dcesn't necessarily have to be enclosed. Perhaps assemblage artists in general should be thinking a little farther outside the box? ©

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ART, GENDER AND THE YORUBA W O R L D : A lecture by prof R o l a n d A b i o b u n , in c o n j u n c t i o n w i t h t h e e x h i b i t by N i g e r i a n artist N i k e DaviesO k u n d a y e . A r t h u r M. L o e w A u d i t o r i u m , H o o d M u s e u m , D a r t m o u t h College, Hanover, N . H . ,

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KATHARINE MONTSTREAM: The B u r l i n g t o n artist hosts her 1 4 t h a n n u al art sale o f cards, prints a n d o r i g i n a l w o r k s , w i t h a p e r c e n t a g e o f proceeds b e n e f i t i n g breast cancer research. Bring f o o d i t e m for F o o d S h e l f and g e t six free cards. U n i o n S t a t i o n , Burlington, 862-8752. November 1 5 , 3 - 7 p . m . preview; November 1 6 - 1 7 , 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. O R I G A M I W O R K S H O P : L e a r n t h e art o f J a p a n e s e p a p e r f o l d i n g in this all-ages class. L i n c o l n Library, 4 5 3 - 2 6 6 5 . November 1 6 , 1 0 : 3 0 a . m . - noon. $2.

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ART AUCTION: The U V M Alternative

RANDY A L L E N , J A N E T VAN FLEET &

" M o o d s , " oil paintings, Fletcher R o o m ,

tion t o raise funds for a 1 0 - d a y learn-

By Bike," oil paintings. A r t p a t h

t h r o u g h N o v e m b e r ; and S U E M I L L E R :

ing experience for students in Oaxaca,

Gallery, B u r l i n g t o n , 5 6 3 - 2 2 7 3 .

" T h e Day t h e World C h a n g e d , " a hand-

Mexico. Contois A u d i t o r i u m ,

November 15 - January 10.

Burlington, 8 6 2 - 2 1 1 7 . N o v e m b e r 1 7 ; viewing 6 p . m . , auction 7 p . m .

A.D. L A B E R G E : new p h o t o g r a p h s . Bruegger's Bagels, B u r l i n g t o n , 860-

AFRICAN DANCE AND DRUMMING: Participatory all-ages event in conjunc-

WINTER WONDER: a group e x h i b i t o f multiple media. Frog Hollow,

mother and daughter artists. Furchgott

Dartmouth College, Hanover, N . H . ,

Burlington, 388-4074. Through

Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 9 8 5 - 3 8 4 8 .

Greetings," surreal paintings and draw-

M e m o r i a m , " figurative works on paper

Patrick Brown talks a b o u t " E t h n i c

ings inspired by dreams and life expe-

from the final series o f the late artist, a former U V M art student. Arc Gallery,

Fusion: Jamaican Food and Culture."

riences.

Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-

Center, B u r l i n g t o n , 6 5 2 - 4 5 0 0 .

Unitarian Universalist Church,

0 7 5 0 . November 20, 1 2 : 1 5 p . m .

November 14 - January 4 .

Burlington, 2 0 2 - 3 1 9 - 7 6 5 6 . Through

A m y E . Tarrant Gallery, Flynn

d e n t s will s h o w o f f far m o r e c r e a t i v e results: quilts. T h a t is, quilts — non-traditional, fabric-based wall h a n g i n g s t h a t

art

Burlington, 656-0750. Through

opens with a reception a t ReCycle North o n Pine Street this Pictured, a quilt b y preschoolers a t the Ascension Childcare in S o u t h

Friday.

l i t h o g r a p h , w o o d b l o c k , relief etchings, m o n o p r i n t s , screen and mixed-media prints. Red O n i o n Cafe, B u r l i n g t o n ,

MARNE RYAN: works in mixed media; and DIANE G A B R I E L : m o n o t p y e s ,

8 6 5 - 2 5 6 3 . T h r o u g h N o v e m b e r 26. CORIN HEWITT: prints, drawings and

a photographic exploration o f

photographs and drawings. Grannis

small-scale sculpture, i n conjunction

Southeast Asia. Penny Cluse Cafe,

Gallery, B u r l i n g t o n , 6 6 0 - 2 0 3 2 . T h r o u g h

w i t h the artist's public sculpture o f

Burlington, 859-0435. Through

November.

weatherman Willard S c o t t , Wilbur

J E N N I F E R X-EME KOCH: " S p e c i m e n , "

Five Years o f Prints," featuring screen-

Gallery, B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 3 - 3 8 8 0 . T h r o u g h

printing works over t h e U V M art prof's

November.

career, Main Gallery. Fleming Museum,

M e z z a n i n e Balcony, Fletcher Free

A n s t a d t Gallery, B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 4 - 3 6 6 1 .

Library, Burlington, 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 1 . T h r o u g h

T h r o u g h November.

and pencil works. Cafe Piccolo, Maltex Building, Burlington, 6 5 5 - 2 1 4 1 .

December 1 5 . ing envisioning t h e home of a 2 1 s t -

multiple media by artists from around

century folk art collector, designed by

the world. Phoenix Gallery, B u r l i n g t o n ,

architect A d a m Kalkin and decorated

863-9400. Ongoing.

by Albert Hadley. Shelburne Museum,

H E R B L E F F : kinetic reflective sculptures,

Through November.

Burlington, 656-0750. Through THE COLLECTOR'S HOUSE: a new build-

ECLECTIC ARTWORK: A group e x h i b i t in

November.

R o o m ; and B I L L DAVISON: ' T h i r t y -

box constructions. Church & Maple

PETRIA MITCHELL: new paintings. Doll-

E L I S A FREEMAN: oils, oil and graphite

Burlington.

Cage," and other handmade prints in

Pickering R o o m , Fletcher Free Library, November.

mixed media by U V M seniors.

Center

while traveling i n other countries.

Burlington, 863-5376. Through

MAN & CHRISTIAN AMPORT:

show

ROY NEWTON: " R a t t l e Plant for J o h n

Burlington, 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 1 . Through

"Painting From the H i l l , " acrylics and

grownups — t o look a t "junk" with new respect. The quilt

December 1 5 .

B E N J A M I N S T E I N : watercolors painted

Caravan Arts. Rose S t . Gallery,

December 5 .

ReCycle N o r t h and B u r l i n g t o n City Arts encourages kids — and

raphy, sculpture and textiles to this

March.

November.

District,

paintings, drawings, ceramics, p h o t o g -

Works, Williston, 8 7 9 - 8 9 3 5 . T h r o u g h

J A S O N OSTERHOUT, MATTHEW BUDELbed. The collaboration between the Chittenden Solid Waste

RARY J A M A I C A : 20 artists contribute

B u r l i n g t o n , 7 3 4 - 4 2 5 4 , o n g o i n g ; also,

DANA K A P L A N : " U p Close and Cultural,"

include all sorts o f discarded i t e m s y o u w o u l d n ' t w a n t t o t a k e t o

Burlington, 656-4200. Through December 4 .

and illuminations. The Waiting R o o m ,

South B u r l i n g t o n , through December.

might

3 7 7 9 . Through November 1 7 . SOON COME: THE ART OF CONTEMPO-

touring e x h i b i t . Fleming Museum,

COME A S YOU ARE: a group exhibit by

stu-

tographs. Red Square, B u r l i n g t o n , 862-

I m a g e s , " works in acrylic. T h e Horse

color prints, Healthy Living Market,

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tographs exploring human perceptual

LISA M. DIVOLL-PAINTER: " E q u i n e

ROB FARRINGTON: color photographs "America

ANDY DUBACK & BETHANY BOND: pho-

L i v i n g / L e a r n i n g Center, U V M ,

"burlington area

December 1 0 .

Doors: Portfolios I I , I I I and I V , " p h o consciousness. L / L Gallery,

ONGOING

But this November 1 5 , some scrappy Burlington-area

DAVID B E T H U E L J A M I E S O N : " I n

LUNCHTIME TALK: C o m m u n i t y activist

see "classes" in Section B.

Salvo.

" C o n t i n u i n g T r a d i t i o n , " watercolors by

T h r o u g h December 3.

December. LYNN IMPERATORE: "Seasoned

For other art workshops and instruction,

m e a n t t o read, o rcleaning o u t the closets and making a trip t o the

J O A N M. ROSS & ANNE M. AUSTIN:

new and juried member artisans in

SHANE ROCHELEAU: " B e h i n d Closed

. Recycles Day" m i g h t mean finally b l u e - b o x i n g t h o s e magazines

November. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 1 .

1995. Through January.

Nike Davies-Okundaye. H o o d Museum, 6 0 3 - 6 4 6 - 2 4 2 6 . November 1 7 , 3 p . m .

To m o s t o f us, o b s e r v i n g

made book a b o u t Sept. 1 1 , Display Case, Circulation Area, t h r o u g h

tion w i t h the exhibit by Nigerian artist

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December. A l s o , J O S H U A G I V E N S :

J E N E A N E L U N N : " B y B o a t , By Rail,

Winter Break program holds an art auc-

9 8 5 - 3 3 4 8 . T h r o u g h O c t o b e r 2003.

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Hagopian singlehandedly cancels the stereotype of the aim-

VICTORIA BLEWER & D A N F 0 R T H

less, angst-ridden teen. A junior at central Vermont's

PEWTERERS: Local artisans display hand-colored photographs and hand-

Twinfield High School, she's a Renaissance student, design-

crafted pewter works, respectively. ' Lincoln Library, 4 5 3 - 2 6 6 5 . T h r o u g h

ing her own studies and working with mentors in her cho-

November. FOUR-PERSON SHOW: featuring Eileen

sen field: art. The mentors include her father, artist Philip

Dietrich, watercolor collage, Jack Chase, sculpture, Don Ross, photogra-

Hagopian, who must be a proud papa watching his daugh-

phy, and Alan Potter, ceramic sculpture. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 8 7 7 -

ter's skills evolve. Kala's painting, "My Grandfather, the

3668. Through December 2 . GRAHAM P R I N G L E : photographs; and

Armenian" (pictured) took first place and people's choice

CASSANDRA CORCORAN: pottery. A r t On Main Fine A r t and Craft Gallery,

awards in last May's Congressional Art Competition, and

Bristol, 4 5 3 - 4 0 3 2 . Through November.

now hangs in the U.S. Capitol.

WORK FIRST, THEN PLAY: an exhibit about leisure life in 1 9 t h - c e n t u r y Vermont, featuring art, documents and artifacts from t h e permanent collect i o n . Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 3 8 8 - 2 1 1 7 . T h r o u g h March. NILIMA S H E I K H & SHAHZIA S I K A N DER: "Conversations w i t h Traditions," paintings in the Islamic miniature

images. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 4 7 9 -

nent collection on the theme o f rivers

PAUL ROGERS, CHIP TROIANO &

style by an Indian and Pakistani artist,

7 0 6 9 . T h r o u g h November.

and other bodies of water, S o u t h

WHITNEY OLD: " T h r o u g h t h e Lens o f

C. Wilson Museum. Southern Vermont

Gallery. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier,

V e r m o n t Artists in A s i a , " p h o t o g r a p h s ,

A r t Center, Manchester, 3 6 2 - 1 4 0 5 .

Main & West Galleries. Helen Day A r t

T h r o u g h December 30.

presented by the Asia Society, t h r o u g h

MARK COUNCIL: nature and landscape

December 1 ; LOOKING BACK AT VER-

photographs. I n s t i t u t e for Social

MONT: FARM SECURITY A D M I N I S -

Ecology, Plainfield, 4 5 4 - 8 4 9 3 . T h r o u g h

TRATION PHOTOGRAPHS: 69 images depicting Vermont in the '30s and '40s,

N o v e m b e r 29.

European and American artists. B u n d y

BETSY & MAGGIE THOMPSON: pastels

through December 1 ; and TEN YEARS

and calligraphy. Montpelier City Hall,

AFTER: A DECADE OF COLLECTING:

2 2 9 - 9 4 1 6 . T h r o u g h November.

celebrating the museum's 1 0 t h

8 2 8 - 8 7 4 3 . Through N o v e m b e r 1 7 . ABSTRACT E X P R E S S I O N I S T WORKS by

WHITE RIVER CRAFT CENTER R E S I -

Gallery, Waitsfield, 4 9 6 - 5 0 5 5 . O n g o i n g . K E N N E T H P. OCHAB: landscape oil paintings, and works by other V e r m o n t

Gallery, Hardwick, 4 7 2 - 6 8 5 7 . T h r o u g h

artists. Goldleaf Gallery, Waitsfield,-

N o v e m b e r 20.

DENT ARTISTS E X H I B I T : featuring

antiquity to contemporary t h a t repre-

stained glass, w o o d w o r k i n g , paintings,

sent the permanent collection, t h r o u g h

weavings and mixed-media artworks.

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December 8. Middlebury College of A r t ,

Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7 2 8 - 3 2 3 2 .

443-5007.

Through November 1 7 .

NICOLA WOODS: "To See and Be S e e n , "

MARIA LUCIA F E R R E I R A : Vermont land-

AXEL STOHLBERG: new paintings. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier,

B e y o n d , " drawings, prints and an

drawings. Rhapsody, Montpelier, 229-

1 2 6 6 . Through November 2 4 .

American river. Main Gallery; and WATERWORKS: selected 1 9 t h - and 2 0 t h - c e n t u r y works from the perma-

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Gallery, W o o d s t o c k , 4 3 6 - 2 5 6 5 . T h r o u g h

State College, 6 3 5 - 1 4 6 9 . T h r o u g h

of juried pieces on the t h e m e of t h e

about f o o d , implements, issues and

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J u l i a n Scott Memorial Gallery, J o h n s o n

Gallery, Castleton State College, 4 6 8 CLEAN YOUR PLATE: A group e x h i b i t

W I L L I A M B. HOYT: Photo-realistic still

-exploring how people see each other.

THE AMERICAN RIVER: a touring show

highway art project. Christine Price

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artist. Mist Grill Gallery, Waterbury,

6 1 1 2 . Through November 24.

installation referring to the artist's

279-3824. Ongoing.

scapes and more by the Brazilian

KALA CAPLAN-HAGOPIAN: recent oil

2 4 4 - 7 8 0 1 . Through December 7 . ALISA DWORSKY: " L u m i n o u s Fields and

N o v e m b e r 23. N E I L L MARSTON: works by the selft a u g h t autistic artist. The G R A C E

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Center, S t o w e , 2 5 3 - 8 3 5 8 . T h r o u g h

January 7 .

November 16. MARY SIMPSON: "Vermont F o l k w a y s , "

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"regional ALICE WAND: "Textured Landscapes," works in h a n d m a d e paper. Lake Placid Center for t h e A r t s , 5 1 8 - 5 2 3 - 2 5 1 2 . T h r o u g h N o v e m b e r 29. C A R L E E N ZIMBALATTI: works on paper. Barrows E x h i b i t i o n R o t u n d a , Hopkins Center, D a r t m o u t h College, Hanover, N . H . , 603-646-3651. Through December 1 . J O S E CLEMENTE OROZCO I N THE U N I T ED STATES, 1 9 2 7 - 1 9 3 4 : the first major e x h i b i t i o n o f the Mexican artist's

regional artists display paintings, p h o -

works features more t h a n 1 1 0 paint-

tography, sculpture and w o o d w o r k i n g .

ings, prints, drawings and studies for

Yester House, Southern V e r m o n t A r t

murals. H o o d Museum of A r t ,

linoleum cut prints. Brown Library

Center, Manchester, 3 6 2 - 1 4 0 5 . T h r o u g h

D a r t m o u t h College, Hanover, N . H . ,

Gallery, Sterling College, Craftsbury

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6 0 3 - 6 4 6 - 2 4 2 6 . T h r o u g h December 1 5 . "

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18. LAND OF SNOWS: 1 4 ancient tangka paintings represent t h e art and culture of T i b e t ; and S E N . PATRICK LEAHY,

S T E P H E N M. S C H A U B : p h o t o g r a p h s ; and

R I C H E L I E U : an e x h i b i t examining t h e

works by other photographers. I n d i a n

patronage o f Cardinal Richelieu and his

Hill Gallery of Fine P h o t o g r a p h y ,

circle, in the period 1630s and 1640s.

Pawlet, 3 2 5 - 2 2 7 4 . O n g o i n g .

Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, 5 1 4 -

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ong before M T V supplanted the family radio, Hollywood came to the realization that pop stars make irresistible bigscreen bait. From Bill Haley to The Beatles, Frankie Avalon to Frank Sinatra, the King to Prince, one recording star RAPS TO after another has made the transition RICHES from Billboard chart to box office. Eminem stars Eminem's entree into cinema was in Curtis inevitable — and its outcome has been Hanson's vastly overrated. numbingly A significant number of critics have familiar expressed surprise and admiration for fable. the controversial rappers feature debut. I was surprised by 8 Mile, too — surprised that a director as talented as Curtis Hanson could turn out a picture this insubstantial, unconvincing and numbingly familiar. Can this possibly be the same Curtis Hanson responsible for L.A. Confidential, The Bedroom Window and The Wonder Boys? A raps-to-riches story that's literally by the numbers, 8 Mile offers a fable loosely based on the down-and-out early days of the real Slim Shady. Eminem plays a Detroit youth with a white-trash mother (Kim Basinger), a factory job and a car that breaks down every few blocks. He also dreams of hip-hop redemption. Mekhi Phifer costars as .a dreadlocked friend who hosts weekly "battles" at a performance space called

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having a tawdry affair with a troubled young man. Hanson even gives Eminem a cuddly side — in a number of scenes (prepare to be moved), he demonstrates tenderness toward his kid sister. Normally this wouldn't represent Oscar-caliber theatrical range. Bear in mind, though, we're dealing with a chap who's made his name writing songs about hating gays, beating his wife and raping, then killing, his mother. All things considered, the Academy may give him an award just for smiling. The film has brief flashes of believability and humor. But the script is uninspired, the picture's characters are stick figures, its dialogue is lackluster, and the star's performance seldom rises above adequate. Madonna may no longer be the only part-time thespian that fans wish would stick to making music. And, speaking of music, I'm certainly no authority on the genre, but I've got to tell you: a lot of other hip-hop artists appear in this movie, and the premise that (minus the benefit of studio production) Slim out-raps his rivals is more than a little shady. 8 Mile is sure to make mountains of money. The irony is that, in so many respects, both the film and its star fail to go the distance. ®

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Air Force pilot named Yossarian. This 1970 black comedy directed by Mike Nichols conveys how even a "good war" — against Hitler, Mussolini and Emperor Hirohito — can damage the human soul. M*A*S*H, also released in 1970, traces the misadventures of two irreverent combat surgeons (Donald Sutherland and Elliott Gould) during the Korean Conflict — which is clearly a stand-in for Vietnam in the delightful Robert Altman picture. They're committed to saving lives, but never stop sassing the army brass.

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Greetings, in 1968, and its 1970 sequel, Hi, Mom!, were Brian De Palmas wacky underground movies about a draft evader (Robert De Niro) who is shipped off to Southeast Asia. After returning to civilian life, he becomes an urban guerrilla. In 1989, De Palma made the more conventional and infinitely bleaker

Casualties of War. Adapted from Joseph Heller's book, Catch-22 stars Alan Arkin as a reluctant

Although Hair is a musical fantasy that came out in 1979, it captures the Zeitgeist of the hippie protest era. The lyrics of one song — about "facing a dying nation" — resonate for anyone who believes the sharply divided country was experiencing a collective nervous breakdown. A grimmer view of war emerges in Apocalypse Now, the 1979 Francis Ford Coppola epic. Long before Martin Sheen became the T V president, he inhabited the role of an intelligence operative hunting a rogue officer (Marlon Brando) in Indochina's heart of darkness. But it's a schizophrenic vision. The script by right-winger John Milius contradicts Coppola's counterculture sensibility. Oliver Stone created a Vietnam trilogy, beginning with Platoon in 1986 and ending with the dreadful Heaven and Earth in 1993. In between, 1989 s wrenching Born on the Fourth of July presented Tom Cruise as a flag-waving young man who meets a terrible fate while fighting in the faraway jungles. U.S. intervention in Central America provided source material for Stones most accomplished venture. Salvador is a 1986 drama featuring James Woods as a slippery gonzo journalist who comes face-to-face with death squads in the midst of a particularly dirty little war. No Man's Land, which nabbed the foreign-language Academy Award last year, concerns Bosnia but has a universal message. The saga of enemy soldiers trapped in a deadly pas de deux compels us to witness an absurdist meditation on the hostilities in yet another "dying nation." ®


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EARLEY BIRD " I ' m a full believer t h a t a song i s n ' t j u s t lyrics a n d m e l o d y , " says Stacey Earle. " I m i g h t bring the melody, but then you've gotta have those sweet notes. It's t h a t chemistry t h a t gives a song life." The sprightly singer and guitarist m a y be b e s t k n o w n as c o u n t r y rock r e n e g a d e S t e v e Earle's kid sister, b u t h e r a c o u s t i c e q u a t i o n w o u l d n ' t be c o m p l e t e w i t h o u t Mark S t u a r t , her soul m a t e and g u i t a r i s t . Earle's Simple

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T r e a t m e n t Center, 6 - 8 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

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S T A C E Y E A R L E : Steve's b a b y sister a n d her h u s b a n d , Mark S t u a r t , play u n p l u g g e d originals a t Middle E a r t h Music H a l l , B r a d f o r d . 8 p . m . $12.60. Info, 222-4748. I V A B I T T O V A : T h e Czech-born singer-violinist offers folk-inspired melodies w i t h g y p s y flair. FlynnSpace, B u r l i n g t o n , 7 : 3 0 p . m . $ 1 8 . 5 0 .

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Tunisian seamstress' surprising j o u r n e y

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t o p o s t - m e n o p a u s a l — g o t t o express, as t h e w o r k s h o p ' s

w o u l d h a v e i t s p a y o f f a t s o m e p o i n t . O u r first i n s t r u c t i o n

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f r o m t e a c h e r Lisa McCormick was t o focus o n " w h a t e v e r

about sex."

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McCormick d e v e l o p e d t h e h a l f - d o z e n exercises a couple

my j a w t o drop every t i m e s o m e b o d y else o p e n e d her

o f years a g o , w h e n she t u r n e d 4 0 a n d realized t h a t she h a d

m o u t h — i . e . , t h i s was n o t a " g o o d girl's" w o r k s h o p . B u t

never h a d an i n t e r e s t i n g c o n v e r s a t i o n a b o u t s e x . S h e

as t h a t m a v e n o f t h e sexy a n d i n s i g h t f u l , M a e W e s t , w o u l d

responded b y c r e a t i n g a w o m e n ' s w r i t i n g g r o u p i n P u t n e y

say, " T h e r e are n o g o o d girls g o n e w r o n g , j u s t b a d girls

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found o u t . "

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end o f t h e a f t e r n o o n , fueled by delicious chocolatey

t o m e d t o b e i n g q u i t e so ready t o g e t d o w n a n d d i r t y — i n

squares a n d e n c o u r a g e d b y e v e r y o n e else's lack o f i n h i b i -

m y w r i t i n g , a t a n y rate. From t h e first exercise i n c o m p l e t -

t i o n , I f o u n d words n o t previously spoken by me in a

i n g sentences t h a t b e g a n w i t h phrases like " S e x could

public forum were f l o w i n g from my m o u t h w i t h alarming

b e . . . " t o c o m p o s i n g s t e a m y love letters f r o m o n e f i c t i o n a l

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B u d d h i s t - s t y l e m e d i t a t i o n a n d d h a r m a study at t h e U n i o n S t r e e t S t u d i o , B u r l i n g t o n , 7 : 3 0 9:30 p . m . Donations. I n f o , 859-9270. F A R M E R S ' M A R K E T S : V i e w h o m e g r o w n agricul-

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t u r a l products, baked goods a n d crafts a t

wildlife refuge manager Keith Weaver t e a c h -

o p e n - a i r b o o t h s . Marbleworks b y t h e Falls,

es a b o u t t h e g e o l o g y a n d natural history o f

Middlebury, 9 a . m . - 1 2 : 3 0 p . m . I n f o , 8 7 7 -

the N o r t h e a s t Kingdom's N u l h e g a n Basin.

2 5 7 2 . O n t h e G r e e n , Bristol, 3 - 6 p . m . I n f o ,

Montshire M u s e u m , N o r w i c h , 7 p . m . Free.

4 5 3 - 3 9 2 0 . T w o Rivers F a r m , Montpelier, 3 - 6

Info, 649-2200.

p.m. Info, 223-1515.

M E R C U R Y T A L K : Karen Busshart o f t h e V e r m o n t

862-5125. y o u can c o - o p ? People i n t e r e s t e d i n h o u s i n g

present differing views o n t h e w a r w i t h I r a q .

issues c o n v e n e a t B u r l i n g t o n C o m m u n i t y

Brownell Library, 7 - 9 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

L a n d Trust, 1 7 9 S . Winooski A v e . , n o o n & 5 : 4 5 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 2 - 6 2 4 4 . y o u r p h o t o s f r o m y o u r last v a c a t i o n and j o i n

given b y t h e e n d - o f - l i f e care e x p e r t . Faith

in an e v e n i n g o f e x o t i c armchair a d v e n t u r e s .

U n i t e d M e t h o d i s t Church, S . B u r l i n g t o n ,

B u r l i n g t o n W a s t e w a t e r T r e a t m e n t Facility, 7 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 5 - 9 8 1 3 . u p c o m i n g programs a n d e v e n t s a t this

care system i n t h e Green M o u n t a i n S t a t e .

monthly meeting. Second Congregational

Fletcher Free Library, B u r l i n g t o n , n o o n . Free.

Church, J e f f e r s o n v i l l e , 7 - 9 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

t h r o u g h 5 dance a n d play a t t h e Fletcher Free Library, B u r l i n g t o n , 1 1 - 1 1 : 3 0 a . m . Free. Info, 865-7216.

activism B U R L I N G T O N P E A C E V I G I L : Activists stand together in opposition t o violence and t h e war against terrorism. Top o f Church Street, Burlingt o n , 5 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 3 - 2 3 4 5 , e x t . 5. N E I G H B O R H O O D I M P R O V E M E N T N I G H T : Ward 1 residents, city s t a f f a n d officials b r a i n storm ways t o i m p r o v e t h e q u a l i t y o f Burlington's n e i g h b o r h o o d s . N o r t h l o u n g e , Billing's S t u d e n t Center, U V M , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 5 - 7 1 4 4 .

WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY

all tickets $15.00

D o u b l e Feature C o m p a n y pulls o f f a n e v e n i n g College Fine A r t s Center, 7 p . m . $ 1 0 - 2 0 per family. I n f o , 4 6 8 - 1 1 1 9 . ' B A B Y W I T H T H E B A T H W A T E R ' : Firefly

and therapy. Fletcher U n i o n M e e t i n g H o u s e , 8 p.m. $12. Info, 644-2542. 'JOSEPH A N D T H E AMAZING TECHNICOLOR D R E A M C O A T ' : T h e Lyric T h e a t e r C o m p a n y

MOORE'S CODE What makes Lorrie Moore one of America's most important writers, Salon wrote in 1998, "is the way her comedy bubbles up... through discomfort, tragedy, awkwardness and loss." At the time, Moore — who grew up across the lake in Glens Falls — was wowing critics with Birds of America, in which a baby speaks with a "Slavic Betty Boop voice." Moore's novel, Who Will Run the Frog Hospital?, features a teenage ticket-taker at Storyland, in upstate New York, in the early 1970s. Listen in on some stories that promise to be sexy, prickly, lyrical, angry and amusing.

c o m e d y t r o u p e creates o n - t h e - s p o t a d u l t h u m o r a t Lake Placid Center f o r t h e A r t s , N.Y., 8 p . m . $20. Info,

518-523-2512.

T H E B O Y F R I E N D ' : Montpelier High School s t u -

w h a t e d u c a t i o n is necessary t o g e t i n t o t h e

dents a d d song a n d t a p dance t o t h i s drama

field. C h a m p l a i n Mill, W i n o o s k i , 1 - 7 p . m .

set i n t h e French Riviera during t h e 1 9 2 0 s .

Free. I n f o , 6 5 6 - 3 8 5 8 .

Smiley Auditorium, Montpelier High School, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 223-5442. T I M E R E M E M B E R E D ' : The Dartmouth Theater

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D e p a r t m e n t stages J e a n A n o u i l h ' s r o m a n t i c c o m e d y i n t w o acts. Moore T h e a t e r , H o p k i n s Center, D a r t m o u t h College, H a n o v e r , N . H . , 8 p.m. $10. Info, 603-646-2422. ' A T R I P T O T H E M O O N ' : Relationships b e c o m e e n t a n g l e d w h e n f a m i l y a n d friends u n i t e f o r

A l s o , see clubdates i n S e c t i o n A .

a summer wedding. A . R . T . Theater,

' S I N G W I T H T H E S E N I O R S ' : Men and women

H a n n a f o r d Career Center, M i d d l e b u r y , 8 p . m .

come t o g e t h e r i n v o c a l recreation a t a

$10. Info, 545-2665.

rehearsal o f t h e C h a m p l a i n Senior Chorus.

LORRIE M O O R E

McClure M u l t i G e n e r a t i o n a l Center, B u r l i n g t o n ,

Thursday, N o v e m b e r 1 4 . J o h n

1 0 : 3 0 - 1 1 : 4 5 a . m . Free. I n f o , 6 5 8 - 3 5 8 5 .

Burlington, 4 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

leads s t u d e n t musicians in premier pieces b y

656-3056.

V e r m o n t c o m p o s e r Mary E l i z a b e t h . S o u t h w i c k Ballroom, Redstone Campus, U V M ,

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TAMMY FLETCHER IN CONCERT! tickets: $15 General, $12 Senior (62+), $10 Children Sunday, November 17, 4:00pm

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Music of Haydn, Faure and Clara Schumann

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W O O D & STRINGS P U P P E T T H E A T R E : The

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878-5639. ' M O V I N G 8. G R O O V I N G ' : Y o u n g s t e r s ages 2

7 : 3 0 p . m . Donations. Info, 8 4 6 - 3 0 5 1 .

863-5966.

f i n d o u t a b o u t careers i n h e a l t h care a n d

Westford Library, 9 : 3 0 - 1 1 : 3 0 a . m . Free. I n f o ,

t h e A m e r i c a n Civil War. B u r l i n g t o n College,

Center, B u r l i n g t o n , 8 p . m . $ 2 2 . I n f o ,

644-2570.

gather f o r games, songs a n d stories a t t h e

A f r i c a n d J n c e r s , slaves a n d soldiers during

a b o u t J o s e p h a n d his 1 1 biblical bros. F l y n n

H E A L T H C A R E E R S S H O W C A S E : A d u l t learners

W E S T F 0 R D L I B R A R Y P L A Y G R O U P : Children

A m e r i c a n beats t o a c c o m p a n y slides o f

stages A n d r e w L l o y d Webber's p o p opera

C A M B R I D G E A R T S C O U N C I L : Find o u t a b o u t

physician addresses t h e need f o r a h e a l t h -

kids

THURSDAY 1 4

Productions presents t h i s scorching c o m e d y

G R E E N M O U N T A I N C L U B S L I D E S H O W : Get out

Info, 657-0242.

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a b o u t f a m i l y , child care, t h e s c h o o l system

formed b y i n t i m a c y " is t h e t o p i c o f a talk

D E B O R A H A N N RICHTER, M . D . : The family.

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o f c o m e d y a n d drama. Castleton S t a t e

C O - O P H O U S I N G O R I E N T A T I O N : W h y rent w h e n

7 : 3 0 - 9 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 0 - 4 4 9 9 , e x t . 5 0 0 5 .

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November 1 3 .

B u r l i n g t o n , 9 : 3 0 - 1 1 : 3 0 a . m . Free. I n f o ,

878-6955.

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polluting m e t a l . B e n t l e y Science B u i l d i n g ,

F. A M O S B A I L E Y , M . D . : " C o m p a s s i o n t r a n s -

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635-1416.

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A g e n c y o f N a t u r a l Resources talks a b o u t t h i s J o h n s o n S t a t e College, 4 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

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Percussionist Marcus C o p e n i n g provides A f r o -

gist Charles G o o d n i g h t shares his expertise U V M , B u r l i n g t o n , 4 - 6 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

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in Memorial L o u n g e , W a t e r m a n B u i l d i n g , 656-3160.

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Charleston, 7 p.m. $5. Info,

' H E R E T O D A V : This poignant film documents

723-6551.

I N D I A N A R T S L I D E L E C T U R E : Artist Shahzia

etc

dance

F A R M E R S ' M A R K E T S : S e e N o v e m b e r 1 3 , Mills

D A N C E S O C I A L : Singles a n d couples o f all ages

six N o r t h e a s t K i n g d o m f a m i l i e s ' b a t t l e s w i t h

S i n k a n d e r s h e d s l i g h t o n h o w s h e uses t r a d i -

River Park, Jericho, 3 - 6 : 3 0 p . m . I n f o , 8 9 9 -

learn t h e basics o f b a l l r o o m , s w i n g a n d L a t i n

heroin. Town House, Hardwick, 7 p . m . $5.

tional Indian miniature painting techniques

3 7 4 3 . E t h a n Allen Park, B u r l i n g t o n ,

dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m.

Info,

in her work. J o h n s o n Memorial Building,

p.m. Info,

472-6120.

M i d d l e b u r y College, 4 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

'MARIA CANDELARIA': In this film from the

immorality. Loew Auditorium,

I N V E N T V E R M O N T M E E T I N G : Patent attorney

Center, D a r t m o u t h ' C o l l e g e , H a n o v e r , 7 p . m . $6. I n f o ,

ing and confidentiality agreements.

N.H.,

Info,

art

Free.

at Vermont Integrative Medicine, 1 7 2 St., Montpelier, 5:30-8:30 p . m .

of a n o - m e a t diet. Westford Library, 3 : 3 0

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229-2635.

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market. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7

a b o u t her w o r k a t t h e J o h n D e w e y L o u n g e ,

Free. I n f o ,

Old Mill Building, U V M , B u r l i n g t o n , 4 : 3 0 656-3056.

M A R E C R O M W E L L : The writer-poet and envir o n m e n t a l i s t reads f r o m If I Gave Phone

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865-2711.

' C E L E B R A T I N G H A Y D E N C A R R U T H ' : The influe n t i a l , 8 1 - y e a r - o l d p o e t s h a r e s his r e n o w n e d work at St. Andrew's Church, St. Johnsbury, 6 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

748-8291.

J A N A L B E R S : The award-winning Weybridge w r i t e r r e a d s f r o m Hands

on the Land,

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V e r m o n t landscape history, and talks a b o u t preserving c o m m u n i t i e s ' rural character. Donations. Info,

253-8511.

his n e w c o l l e c t i o n , " F i r e i n t h e O r c h a r d . " Ilsley Library, Middlebury, 7 p . m . Free, i n f o ,

t h e ice a t L e d d y Park A r e n a , B u r l i n g t o n , 1 1 a . m . $5. I n f o ,

388-4095.

Wheeler C o m m u n i t y School, Burlington, a . m . - 1 2 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

8:15

b i n g goes a long w a y in raising h e a l t h y kids. Wheeler Community School, Burlington, a . m . Free. I n f o ,

9:30

Passamaquody

discuss A m e r i c a n I n d i a n e d u c a t i o n i n N e w England. Library and Learning Center,

Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 8

S o u t h Burlington C o m m u n i t y Library, 1 0 a . m .

p.m. $23-26. Info,

ensemble sounds off at the Glenn Giltz A u d i t o r i u m , Hawkins Hall, P i t t s b u r g h

Children's

University, 8 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

featuring Berlioz's S y m p h o n i e

activism

Fantastique.

Concert Hall, Center for t h e Arts, College, 8 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

and-wife duo perform traditional Dakota

NIGHT:

f r o m t h e N o r t h e a s t K i n g d o m s h o w s slides

Burlington's neighborhoods.

from an ascent of the Western hemisphere's

MultiGenerational Center, B u r l i n g t o n , 6 p . m .

Middlebury

443-3169.

R E U B E N & A S H FAST H O R S E : The husband-

B U R L I N G T O N P E A C E V I G I L : See November 1 3 .

Free. I n f o ,

518-564-2180.

dent ensemble entertains with a program

865-7216.

Sioux songs and dances a t t h e Alexander Twilight Theater, L y n d o n State College, 8

cials b r a i n s t o r m w a y s t o raise t h e q u a l i t y o f

' C L I M B I N G C E R R O A C O N C A Q U A : A climber

State

M I D D L E B U R Y C O L L E G E O R C H E S T R A : The stu-

Ward 2 and 3 residents, city staff a n d offi-

868-3808.

862-7352.

S Y M P H O N I C B A N D C O N C E R T : The student

652-7080.

NEIGHBORHOOD IMPROVEMENT

J o h n s o n S t a t e College, 4 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

877-6737.

Shubert's " T r o u t Q u i n t e t . " E l l e y - L o n g Music

874-0377.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC A N D STORYTIME:

656-4455.

piano and strings by M o z a r t and Faure and

Family

B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0 : 1 5 a . m . Free. I n f o ,

Burlington,

mier ensemble presents c h a m b e r works for

T O D D L E R S O N G A N D S T O R Y T I M E : Tots get

p.m. $15. Info,

McClure

223-8945.

13.

T H E C A U C A S I A N C H A L K C I R C L E ' : See

T H E L O S A N G E L E S P I A N O Q U A R T E T : T h e pre-

874-0377.

656-4183.

' P R O O F ' : See N o v e m b e r

Diaspora at t h e Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $15. Info,

G y m , U V M , Burlington 8 - 9 : 3 0 p.m. $6. Info,

drama

e v e n i n g o f songs a n d stories f r o m t h e Celtic

B A B Y M A S S A G E : Parents learn t h a t a little rub-

B u r l i n g t o n , 1 1 a . m . Free. I n f o ,

Nation members and a J S C professor-activist

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W I N D T H A T S H A K E S T H E B A R L E Y : Enjoy an

874-0377.

f u n t i m e a t t h e Fletcher Free Library,

N A T I V E A M E R I C A N S E R I E S : Two

I

7 : 3 0 p.m. $25. Info,

drop in for fun at t h e V N A Family R o o m ,

tales and tunes by Robert Resnik make for a

lectures

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vored concert. U V M Recital Hall,

F A M I L Y P L A Y T I M E : Little ones up t o age 6

originally c h o r e o g r a p h e d works a t t h e Patrick

Info,

world music with j a z z in a Mediterranean-fla-

865-7558.

U V M R E C I T A L : Student performers move t o

at the Woodbury Town Hall, 8 - 1 1 p . m . $5.

wmmm

t e t led b y t h e I t a l i a n g u i t a r m a s t e r m i x e s

10-

Info,

443-6433.

C O N T R A D A N C E : Show off your fancy footwork

A l s o , see c l u b d a t e s in S e c t i o n A .

T T T Y B I T T Y S K A T I N G ' : P i n t - s i z e skaters t a k e t o

Info,

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Donations.

T H E A N T O N I O C A L O G E R O E N S E M B L E : A quar-

Room, Wheeler Community School,

G A R Y M A R G O L I S : T h e C o r n w a l l p o e t reads f r o m

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music

649-2200.

t o g e t h e r for easy listening. V N A

Trapp Family Lodge, S t o w e , 8 p . m .

p.m.

kids

S p i r i t u a l i t y in

at Borders, B u r l i n g t o n , 7 p . m . Free.

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the challenges of growing fruit in a global

shares h e r f i c t i o n a n d a n s w e r s q u e s t i o n s

p . m . Free. I n f o ,

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A N e w England orchard o w n e r talks a b o u t

L O R R I E M O O R E : The award-winning writer

Middlebury College, 8 p . m . $ 5 - 1 0 .

from U V M teaches teens about the benefits p . m . Free. I n f o ,

words

dance. Center for the Arts, Dance Theater,

828-8765.

therapies, hydrotherapy, yoga and meditation

' V E G E T A R I A N I S M F O R T E E N S ' : A nutritionist

See exhibitions in Section A .

w o m e n entertain with exuberantly athletic

benefits of alternative medicine, massage

472-8741.

862-2207.

apply decorative designs t o quilting projects

C O M M U N I T Y W E L L N E S S E V E N I N G : Explore the

Montpelier High School, 7 - 9 : 3 0 p.m.

603-646-2422.

$10.Info,

DAVID DORFMAN DANCE: Moving men and

at t h e Brook Street S c h o o l , Barre, 6 - 7 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

T o n y G a n g e m i gives a presentation o n licens-

Hopkins

660-0440.

Q U I L T G R O U P : E x p e r t and novice needlers

443-5007.

Golden A g e o f Mexican cinema, a y o u n g girl is p e r s e c u t e d b e c a u s e o f h e r m o t h e r ' s

3-6:30

748-2600.

November

13.

T H E C R U C I B L E ' : See N o v e m b e r

13.

' B A B Y W I T H T H E B A T H W A T E R ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 4 . 'JOSEPH A N D THE AMAZING

TECHNICOLOR

D R E A M C O A T ' : See November

14.

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lectures ' M A S S A G I N G T H E Z E I T G E I S T ' : J o h n Moyers, f o u n d e r o f t h e n o n p r o f i t , commercial-free public-interest j o u r n a l , TomPaine.com,

voice and keyboards c o m b i n e in, a program o f H a y d n , M o z a r t , A n t o n Heiller and Ned $20. I n f o , 6 5 6 - 4 4 5 5 . S H E L D O N D I M I C K P I A N O S E R I E S : S t e v e n Masi

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D A R T M O U T H D O U B L E F E A T U R E : Take in classic

Church, B u r l i n g t o n , 1 1 : 3 0 a . m . Free. I n f o ,

sketches f r o m o n e o f t h e 1 9 5 0 s ' m o s t e n t e r -

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Joseph had his dreamcoat - but many kids in our area are without coats.

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The Amber LeMoy Show

m e m o r a b l e s o n g s s u c h as "Any Dream Will Do" a n d "Close Ev'ry Door

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p a c k e d with n o n - s t o p action, laughter a n d foot-tapping tunes. W i t h

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L i s z t in this m e m o r i a l concert. Chandler.

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o p p o s e t h e violence in Israel and Palestine.

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M o n t p e l i e r City Hall, 2 p . m . T O N S O F M O N E Y ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 , 2 p . m .

plays works by S c h u m a n n , B e e t h o v e n a n d

Lyric Theatre Company presents

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R o r e m . U V M Recital Hall, B u r l i n g t o n , 3 p . m .

865-3730.

chats

' L I T T L E W O O D C H U C K S ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 ,

T A L E S F R O M A N C I E N T G R E E C E ' : The

Center, H u n t i n g t o n , 9 a . m . - n o o n . $ 1 2 .

W A L K I N G V I G I L : W o m e n dress i n black t o

TECHNICOLOR

D R E A M C O A T ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 4 , 2 p . m .

' A N C E S T R A L V O I C E S ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 , 3 . p . m .

Info, 434-3068.

activism

Free. I n f o , 5 1 8 - 5 6 3 - 1 6 0 4 .

Up.

w i t h games, contests and a g i a n t b i r t h d a y

courageous portrayal of a y o u n g J e w living

art

and

S t o w e C o m m u n i t y Church,

T E D D Y B E A R P A R T Y : Welcome t h e "Elvis Teddy"

T H E B E L I E V E R ' : This film is a daring and

M O U N T A I N F I L M F E S T I V A L : The four-day

posers, as well as J . S . Bach's Fantasy Fugue

C o n g r e g a t i o n a l Church, Rte. 2 4 4 , 1 0 a . m . -

' J A C K A N D THE B E A N S T A L K ' : N o - s t r i n g mari-

'ONE H O U R PHOTO': See N o v e m b e r 1 5 , 7 &

Info, 443-6433. T H O M A S S T R I C K L A N D : The noted Vermont

f u n a t t h e B o o k Rack, Essex O u t l e t Fair, 2627.

film

organ t h r o u g h its paces i n a program o f

S t a t e Streets, Montpelier, 9 a . m . - 1 p . m .

T O N S O F M O N E Y ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 .

H a m p s t e a d Players bring C a m e l o t t o life at

W e s t m i n s t e r A b b e y puts t h e Gress-Miles

p . m . I n f o , 8 8 8 - 8 8 9 - 8 1 8 8 . Corner o f Elm and

T H E O D D C O U P L E ' : See November 1 5 , 2 & 8 p . m .

T H E L E G E N D O F K I N G A R T H U R ' : The

City o r g a n i s t a n d musician a t S t . Margaret's

F A R M E R S ' M A R K E T S : See N o v e m b e r 1 3 ,

D O G S E M I N A R : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 , 9 a . m . -

T H E B O Y F R I E N D ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 4 .

O R G A N C O N C E R T : T h o m a s Trotter, B i r m i n g h a m


SEVEN DAYS I n o v e m b e r 1 3 - 2 0 , 2 0 0 2 I 7Dclassifieds 0 9 B

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O'Toole t h r o u g h T V g u e s t s p o t s , d r u n k e n

h o m e m a d e latkes and e n j o y holiday e n t e r -

art

nights and escapades w i t h w o m e n .

tainment. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue,

See e x h i b i t i o n s i n Section A .

S p a u l d i n g A u d i t o r i u m , H o p k i n s Center,

B u r l i n g t o n , 1 1 a . m . - 1 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

words

y o u n g writer w h o guides an uproarious Peter

D a r t m o u t h College, H a n o v e r , N . H . , 6 : 4 5 p . m . $6. I n f o , 4 0 3 - 6 4 6 - 2 4 2 2 .

C H A N U K A H P A R T Y : Children a n d adults sample

864-0218. W O M E N ' S S O C I A L G R O U P : Women get together w i t h gal pals for an e v e n i n g o f socializing

art

and camaraderie. R . U . I . 2 ? H e a d q u a r t e r s , 1 Steele S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 4 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

See e x h i b i t i o n s in S e c t i o n A . B E N E F I T A R T S A L E : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 , 9 a . m . noon.

860-7812. C H R I S T M A S B A Z A A R S : See N o v e m b e r 1 6 . C o m m u n i t y Center, J e r i c h o , 9 a . m . - 5 p . m . I n f o , 8 9 9 - 4 9 9 3 . S t . T h o m a s Church,

words

Underhill, 1 0 a . m . - 4 p . m . I n f o , 899-4632.

'A N E W E N G L A N D N O V E M B E R ' : The "Proper Ladies" o f B o s t o n share poetry, early American music, recipes a n d memories o f a Victorian T h a n k s g i v i n g . R a n s o m B a y I n n , A l b u r g , 3 p . m . Free. I n f o , 7 9 6 - 3 0 4 8 .

Lectures

H O M E L E S S H E A L T H C A R E F U N D R A I S E R : Hors d'oeuvres,

a silent a u c t i o n and a screening o f

Bess O'Brien's f i l m , Here Today,

raise m o n e y

for t h e B u r l i n g t o n C o m m u n i t y H e a l t h

noon. $20.

kids ' P U N S C H I ' : G e r m a n n a t i v e I n e s Zeller Bass brings Kasper, t h e m o s t b e l o v e d h a n d - h e l d actor in her n a t i v e land, t o t h e Morse Center for t h e A r t s , S t . J o h n s b u r y A c a d e m y , 1 : 3 0 p . m . $5. I n f o , 7 4 8 - 2 6 0 0 .

Parima, B u r l i n g t o n , 2 - 5 p . m . $ 2 5 . I n f o , 8 6 4 -

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music

C H A M P L A I N E C H O E S : Harmonious women compare notes a t a weekly rehearsal o f t h e all-

879-3087. LEAGUE:

See N o v e m b e r 1 5 , M e m o r i a l A u d i t o r i u m , Burlington, 8 - 1 0 p.m. W O M E N ' S B A S K E T B A L L L E A G U E : Female a t h letes e n g a g e i n friendly c o m p e t i t i o n a t Memorial A u d i t o r i u m , B u r l i n g t o n , 4 - 8 p . m . $475/team. Info, 864-0123. B U R L I N G T O N O U T D O O R S H I K E : Outdoor adventurers bring snowshoes and t a k e t o t h e trails o f J a y Peak. 9 : 3 0 a . m . Free. I n f o , 658-1288. G R E E N M O U N T A I N C L U B W A L K : Tread t h e B u r l i n g t o n Bike Path w i t h t h e M o n t p e l i e r section o f t h e G M C . B o a t H o u s e , College S t . , B u r l i n g t o n , 9 : 3 0 a . m . Free. I n f o , 2 2 3 - 0 9 1 8 .

a b o u t t w o sisters

school. Barnes & N o b l e , S. B u r l i n g t o n , 7 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 4 - 8 0 0 1 . ' I M A G E S O F A G I N G ' R E A D I N G G R O U P : Simone de B e a u v o i Y s The Coming

of Age provokes a

discussion o f t h e a g i n g process. Wake R o b i n , S h e l b u r n e , 7 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o , 9 8 5 - 9 5 4 6 .

lectures M I D D L E E A S T C O N F L I C T T A L K : Former member peace a c t i v i s t Marcia Freedman presents her t h o u g h t s o n "Prospects for R e s o l u t i o n . "

CANINE CURRICULUM

College H a l l C h a p e l , V e r m o n t College, Montpelier, 7 p . m . Free. I n f o , 4 2 6 - 3 8 1 0 . M A S S M E D I A L E C T U R E : N e w York U n i v e r s i t y j o u r n a l i s m professor M i t c h e l l S t e p h e n s explains h o w g l o b a l c o m m u n i c a t i o n shapes

"Dogs need a new book, based on their biology, explaining what they are, why they are different from wolves and from each other, how they got that way, and how their relationship with people can be enriched so both species can benefit." So write Ray and Lorna Coppinger

people's images o f o n e a n o t h e r . S t . E d m u n d s Free. I n f o , 6 5 4 - 2 5 3 5 .

A l s o , see clubdates i n Section A .

S t . , S. B u r l i n g t o n , 6 : 4 5 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

'OLDIE BUT GOODIE' BASKETBALL

McCafferty's One Heart,

w o r k i n g a t an u p s t a t e N e w York b o a r d i n g

Hall, S t . Michael's College, Colchester, 4 p . m .

f e m a l e barbershop chorus. T h e Pines, Dorset

sport

F I C T I O N G R O U P : B o o k w o r m s discuss J a n e

o f t h e Israeli p a r l i a m e n t a n d p r o m i n e n t

Center's Homeless Healthcare P r o g r a m . 6309, ext. 1 9 1 .

D O G S E M I N A R : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 , 9 a . m . -

FRI.15-SUN.17

O N I O N R I V E R C H O R U S : Stretch y o u r v o c a l cords w i t h t h i s singing e n s e m b l e , rehearsing at B e t h a n y Church, Montpelier, 7 p . m . Free. Info, 426-3210. M O N T E V E R D I C A P I T A L O R C H E S T R A : Amateur musicians t u n e up a t t h e M o n t e v e r d i S c h o o l of Music, Montpelier, 7 - 9 p . m . $50 m e m b e r ship fee. I n f o , 2 2 9 - 9 0 0 0 . U V M C O N C E R T B A N D : Accomplished Burlington French horn player M a r t h a Pullen j o i n s t h e u n i v e r s i t y ensemble o n pieces b y S a i n t Saens, Percy Grainger, J o h n Barnes Chance, J a c k S t a m p and Charles Rochester Y o u n g . U V M Recital Hall, R e d s t o n e C a m p u s ,

B E R N I E S A N D E R S : The longest-serving Independent in the history of t h e U . S . House o f Representatives speaks o n s t a t e - , n a t i o n and w o r l d - w i d e h u m a n rights and labor movements.

McCarthy A r t s Center, S t .

in the preface of Dogs: A Startling New Understanding of Canine Origin, Behavior

Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p . m . Free. Info, 654-2535.

& Evolution, which has been called "the most important book on dogs of the new century." Hampshire College prof and pooch expert Dr. Ray talks hounds at the pound, putting a scientific spin on everything from Fido's physiology to Lassie's evolution.

' N A V I G A T I N G A D O L E S C E N C E ' S E R I E S : A child psychiatrist explains h o w parents can help t h e i r children o v e r c o m e and p r e v e n t depression. T h e Gailer S c h o o l , S h e l b u r n e , 7 : 3 0 - 9 p . m . Free. I n f o , 9 8 5 - 1 2 7 6 . 'REPUBLICAN VERMONT: THOSE WERE THE D A Y S ' : U V M emeritus h i s t o r y professor S a m H a n d h i g h l i g h t s t h e forces a n d i n d i v i d u a l s t h a t g a v e t h e G O P political h e g e m o n y i n t h e

DR. RAY COPPINGER O N THE WHO, HOW & WHY O F DOGS

state from 1 8 5 4 - 1 9 5 8 . Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, U V M , Burlington, 7 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o , 6 5 6 - 4 3 8 9 .

Friday through Sunday, November 1 5 - 1 7 .

B u r l i n g t o n , 7 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o , 6 5 6 - 7 7 7 4 .

See calendar for times. H u m a n e Society

film

etc F L E A M A R K E T : Peruse s e c o n d h a n d s t u f f a t t h e

o f Chittenden County, S. B u r l i n g t o n . Friday, $20; Saturday, $80; Sunday $ 2 0 .

' O N E H O U R P H O T O ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 .

Info,

American L e g i o n ' s i n d o o r s h o w r o o m , M i l t o n ,

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N A T A L I E M A C M A S T E R : Never m i n d g u i t a r

f i n e arts Dr. William T o r t o l a n o illustrates t h e

heroes and rock 'n' roll; t h i s Cape B r e t o n

T T T Y B I T T Y S K A T I N G ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 3 .

n a t i v e is a fiddle star who's made jigs reel

art and spirituality o f t h e Gregorian c h a n t .

Y o u n g s t e r s f i n d songs, stories and f u n a t t h e

B A B Y M A S S A G E : See N o v e m b e r 1 4 .

h i p . Lake Placid Center for t h e A r t s , N . Y . ,

S t . E d m u n d ' s Hall, S t . Michael's College,

S o u t h B u r l i n g t o n Library. Babies up t o age

T O D D L E R S O N G A N D S T O R Y T I M E : See

7 : 3 0 p.m. $22. Info, 5 1 8 - 5 2 3 - 2 5 1 2 .

Colchester, 7 p . m . Free. I n f o , 6 5 4 - 2 5 3 5 .

N o v e m b e r 1 4 , Fletcher Free Library, B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0 - 1 0 : 3 0 a . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 5 7216. M A G I C C L U B M E E T I N G : Abracadabra!

More

I N T E R N A T I O N A L S T U D E N T P A N E L : Students

dance

f r o m elsewhere and t h o s e w h o h a v e studied

sport W O M E N ' S B A S K E T B A L L L E A G U E : Ladies take

tricks mean more f u n a t t h e L i n c o l n Library,

ties dance at t h e Greek O r t h o d o x Church,

4 - 5 p . m . Free. I n f o , 4 5 3 - 2 6 6 5 .

Michael's College, Colchester, 4 p . m . Free.

B u r l i n g t o n , 7 : 3 0 - 9 : 3 0 p . m . $3. I n f o , 8 6 0 -

Info, 654-2535.

for f u n a t t h e V N A F a m i l y R o o m , Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 8 : 1 5 a . m . -

7501.

1 2 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 7 4 - 0 3 7 7 .

activism B U R L I N G T O N P E A C E V I G I L : See N o v e m b e r 1 3 .

etc

part in fast breaks, f o u l shots and f u n a t t h e

S U S T A I N A B I L I T Y S E R I E S : R o d d y O ' N e i l Cleary

S C O T T I S H C O U N T R Y D A N C E : Anyone with the

o f B u r l i n g t o n ' s First U n i t a r i a n Universalist

will t o j i g can learn lively, t r a d i t i o n a l steps

Society presents his t h o u g h t s o n c o m m u n i t y

at t h e First Congregational Church, Essex

spirit and a c t i v i s m . Williams Hall, U V M ,

J u n c t i o n , 7 : 3 0 - 9 : 3 0 p . m . $4. I n f o , 8 7 9 - 7 6 1 8 .

B u r l i n g t o n , 3 : 1 5 - 4 : 4 5 p . m . Free. I n f o , A L T E R N A T I V E M E D I C I N E S E R I E S : A specialist talks a b o u t holistically t r e a t i n g y o u t h w i t h

' O N E H O U R P H O T O ' : See N o v e m b e r 1 5 .

e m o t i o n a l and b e h a v i o r a l disorders. J o h n s o n

stories, music and y o u r culture a t t h e V N A

art

Family R o o m , Wheeler C o m m u n i t y S c h o o l ,

A l s o , see e x h i b i t i o n s in Section A .

H O U S I N G C R I S I S ' : Socially responsible

B u r l i n g t o n , 5 : 3 0 - 7 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

S E W I N G C I R C L E : Beginners and experts g e t

builders tackle t h e o n g o i n g problem a t t h e

C O M M U N I T Y C U L T U R E N I G H T : Share a meal,

S t a t e College, 4 p . m . Free. I n f o , 6 3 5 - 2 3 5 6 . 'UNDERSTANDING VERMONT'S

9 : 3 0 p . m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 0 - 4 6 1 0 .

R o o m , Wheeler C o m m u n i t y S c h o o l ,

' P I P E L I N E P O L I T I C S ' : Tonight's Green M o u n t a i n

B u r l i n g t o n , 8 : 3 0 a . m . - 1 2 : 3 0 p . m . Free.

G l o b a l F o r u m examines h o w oil shaped t h e

Info, 864-0377.

H o l o c a u s t , t h e Cold War a n d t h e Middle East

words

music

Crisis. T h e R o u n d B a r n , Waitsfield, 7 p . m . Free. I n f o , 4 9 6 - 7 5 5 6 .

B U R L I N G T O N W R I T E R S ' G R O U P : Bring pencil,

Also, see clubdates in Section A . M I L T O N C O M M U N I T Y B A N D : T h e musically inclined prepare for a holiday concert at Milton E l e m e n t a r y S c h o o l , 7 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

' B E H I N D T H E S C E N E S ' D I S C U S S I O N : Director

paper and t h e will t o be inspired t o t h e

Claudio Medeiros introduces his play, The

Daily P l a n e t , B u r l i n g t o n , 7 - 9 p . m . Free. I n f o ,

Illusion,

863-4231.

share insights on t h e i r w o r k . W r i g h t Theater,

D A V I D H U D D L E : T h e U V M E n g l i s h professor

barbershop singing and q u a r t e t i n g a t S t . Francis Xavier S c h o o l , W i n o o s k i , 7 - 9 : 3 0 p . m .

' F O O D A N D L O V E I N I T A L Y ^ Two Woodstock-

' S O N G S O F S T R E N G T H A N D S O L A C E ' : Soprano

c o o k b o o k , Pane e Salute.

a c c o m p a n i s t Pete S u t h e r l a n d collaborate o n t r a d i t i o n a l songs f r o m t h e British Isles and works by A f r i c a n - A m e r i c a n composers Cecil C o h e n , Duke E l l i n g t o n and Charles L l o y d , J r . S t . Paul's Cathedral, B u r l i n g t o n , n o o n . Free.

F A T H E R S A N D C H I L D R E N G R O U P : Dads a n d

Bear Pond B o o k s ,

kids share q u a l i t y t i m e a t a w e e k l y m e e t i n g

Montpelier, 7 p . m . Free. I n f o , 2 2 9 - 0 7 7 4 .

a t t h e V N A F a m i l y R o o m , Wheeler

lectures

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' M I D D L E E A S T C O N F L I C T T A L K : See N o v e m b e r

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1 8 , Hills Building, U V M , B u r l i n g t o n , 1 : 3 0 p . m .

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L A U G H I N G C L U B : L o c a l y o g a i n s t r u c t o r and a u t h o r Carol W i n f i e l d helps y o u bring play back i n t o y o u r life and discover t h e u n t a p p e d h e a l i n g p o w e r o f y u c k i n g it u p . Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. A M E R I C A N P R O D U C T I O N A N D INVENTORY

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Burlington College Film Department presents

IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

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A new film by Josh Joy On Friday, November 15, at 7 pm, Burlington College will screen independent filmmaker and BC film instructor Josh Joy's new film, Immaculate Conception, which is his first feature length production. The screening will be held in the Community Room at 95 North Avenue, Burlington and is free and open to the public.

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Fri. Dec. 6 ~ 5pm-8pm, Sat. Dec. 7 - 10am-6pm, Sun. Dec. 8 - 11am-5pm

Champlain Valley Exposition (Robert E. Miller Bldg.) Route 15/Pearl Street, Essex Junction, Vermont Admission good for entire weekend: $5; $3 children 6-12; under 6 free; $12 family pass

The film stars two Vermont actors, Roger Dodge and Tracey Girdich. Joy created the structure of the story-and then through months of rehearsals and scene work, the actors fleshed out their characters and brought them to life. With no written dialogue, the actors improvised throughout the film.

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Vermont certainly haWs share of hallowed old music halls: Barre, Vergennes and Rutland have all been revitalized by historic restorations. Too often forgotten, though, is Randolph's genuine gem, ^ the Chandler Music Hall. A vintage Victorian with acoustic integrity, the 600-seat space hosts a slew of central Vermont musicians bent on benefiting the venue, recently renamed the Chandler Center for the Arts. A rootsy first set is sure to shine with flat-picker and fiddler Spencer Lewis, Celtic queen Beth Telford and twangy troubadour Mark LeGrand. Set two takes it up a notch as Blues Anatomy's jazzy R&B and The Jeanne McCullough Band's bootyshakin' "shufflefunk" raises the roof. BENEFIT CONCERT Saturday, November 1 6 . Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 8 p . m . Info,

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VSAC PRE-COLLEGE WORKSHOPS FOR STU-

coal,

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p a i n t i n g , collage

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acrylic

machi,

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clay,

mediums, tempera

wood,

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such

as

paint,

fabric

and

sculp-

char-

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papier-

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stick

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graceful

and

of the

dynamic

footwork.

11-13,

classes f o u r d a y s a w e e k . 2 8 N o r t h S t . , t w o

Saturday, November 1 6 , 1 0 a . m . - noon.

buildings up from North A v e . ,

V S A C . R e s o u r c e Center, 3rd f l o o r o f t h e

Burlington City Arts Firehouse Center for t h e

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unique

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Shambhala Friday,

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Middlebury

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and

peace.

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November

English

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that

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for

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key artists.

world

on

life

Resort and Spa, 1 7 4 6 Mountain Rd.,

Colchester.

Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $10 each. hands-on

Focus

in your

$20, includes refreshments. I n f o ,

your l i s t e n i n g ,

enjoy

prayer

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of

MEDITATION A N D YOGA: Saturday,

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in

Khan.

for

Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen,

skills

Inayat

teachings

interfaith

postures,

writing

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and success

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to

history.

b e g i n n e r t o a d v a n c e d , all ages.

about

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size.

16, 10 a.m. - noon. Stoweflake

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culture

area. Prices vary. I n f o , 5 4 5 - 2 6 7 6 .

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want

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to intermediates. Vermont Adult

or to better

or

accomplishment

your

reading

strength

practical

on

and

all who

1 0 a . m . - n o o n . Burlington City Arts

combine

Colleen

will focus

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, workshops

Indian 10,

beginners

as a second

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their

7-9

E S L : O n g o i n g small g r o u p classes,

speaking,

no special

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listening

are open for

American

was created

third Tuesdays, 7 - 9 p . m . S. B u r l i n g t o n .

w r i t i n g , speaking, They

form

MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and

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Martial Way S e l f - D e f e n s e Center, 25

meditation

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grammar.

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form

vation.

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patientsj

an effective

Yi

kung

martial-art

4 4 1 1 . Volunteers

manage

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promote

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to

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Chinese

I n f o , 8 9 3 - 8 8 9 3 . This simple

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is a traditional

early-

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New

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Burlington.

will learn

this martial

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OBESITY: Tuesday,

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efficiency.

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4 , Saturdays in N o v e m b e r , 9 : 3 0 - 1 0 a . m .

welcome.

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and

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tribute

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the appropriate

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TRAINING, LEVEL I, WITH GAYLON FER-

7 : 3 0 p . m . Martial Way Self-Defense Center,

GUSON: November 29 through December 1.

2 5 R a y m o n d R d . , C o l c h e s t e r . F i r s t class f r e e .

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SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: Eight ses-

TAI CHI C H U A N : O n g o i n g , W e d n e s d a y s ,

sions, Tuesday a n d Thursdays, N o v e m b e r 26

a . m . and 6 : 1 5 - 7 : 1 5 p . m . ; Thursdays,

through December 19, 5:30-10

p . m . ; Saturdays, 7 : 4 5 - 8 : 4 5 a.m. The

I n t r o d u c t o r y class o n l y , M o n d a y s , 5 : 3 0 p . m . and Saturdays, 1 0 : 3 0 a . m .

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apparatus

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ultimate

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workout

to promote

self-defense

system

s i z e , strength

poetry 7 4 8 0 . Geoff reading pants' U.S.

Hewitt

will lead

and group

discussion,

testing

of "poetry"

using

perceptions writers

who have

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come

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informal

after

particiworks

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speed.

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we feel

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growth,

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will include why

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ture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine S t . ,

and

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864-

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gentle

and

coordinates

to help

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deep

breathing

overall

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lives and

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or

in playing forks

pur-

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more.

for

quartz-crystal for

expe-

singing

healing

bowls

purposes.

8 : 4 0 p . m . L e d d y Park A r e n a ,

35 K i n g S t . , B u r l i n g t o n . $ 1 4 5 . Chris H a n n a , Reiki Master, 8 0 2 - 8 6 5 - 9 8 1 3 , h e a l i n g . c o m . Receive to channel

Reiki

growth.

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S K A T I N G : S i x - w e e k session, beginner t h r o u g h i n t e r m e d i a t e , Wednesdays or Saturdays. Cairns A r e n a , S. B u r l i n g t o n . $ 7 5 / s i x w e e k s . I n f o , 6 5 2 - 9 0 1 0 . Group and

W o m e n ' s R a p e Crisis C e n t e r ,

Alignment,

Crisis Center

Burlington.

is offering

interested

in

lessons

for

all

ages

levels.

classes

Yoga

and

Yoga-based

Reduction.

BEECHER HILL YOGA SUNDAY MORNING

orientation

volunteering.

PRACTICE: Sunday, November 1 7 , 1 1 : 3 0 a . m . Beecher Hill Yoga,

9:30-

Hinesburg.

$20. 8 0 2 - 4 8 2 - 3 1 9 1 or b h y @ d o w n s t r e e t m a g a z i n e . c o m . Make nine

integrate

breath,

space

body

in your

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week

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repair

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stretching

class.

J O I N E R Y T E C H N I Q U E S : Four sessions,

' 14,

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techniques

the various

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deep

and d e t o x i f y i n g .

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday,

Friday,

5:30-7 p . m . , Wednesdays, 1 0 - 1 1 : 3 0

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Emanuel Betz, Project Director, Burlington Community Schools Project 52 institute Road, Burlington, VT 05401,

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positions i n c l u d e Older School Age Head Counselor a n d Behavior Coordinator. Help p r o v i d e social, e d u c a t i o n a l , a n d r e c r e a t i o n a l activities for a diverse p o p u l a t i o n of y o u t h in g r a d e s 1 t h r o u g h 6. Send r e s u m e a n d cover letter to Boys £ Girls C l u b c/o Bob Robinson 62 O a k St. B u r l i n g t o n , V T 05401. EOE

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20-30 hours per week/ Montpelier Office Statewide disability rights organization seeking detailed oriented individual to assist Dev./PR Coordinator with Development activities. Must have strong fundraising skills and experience with annual appeals. Requires strong communication & public speaking skills, computer skills and competence with word processing and database applications; good problem-solving ability and able to work as part of a team. Knowledge of ASL helpful. Resume and cover letter by Nov. 22, 2002 to Personnel Coordinator, Vermont Center for Independent Living, n East State ST., Montpelier, VT 05602.

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(32 hrs/wk with benefits) for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The VPC recruits, trains, supports, schedules volunteers. The VPC provides support for women in shelter, on hotline, in court, etc. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective, and a knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor's degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience.

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EMPLOYMENT Spruce Mountain Inn

WE ARE HIRING!

Manufacturing, first, second and third shifts, from $8.50-$10/hr. You need a good reference and the willingness to work as part of a team.

New Century Staffing, 288-9402.

Kitchen Manager High-volume, casual dinning concept restaurant seeks experienced mechanic to execute proven plan. Competetive wages, great working conditions. Please forward resume with salary history to:

Eric Filkowski

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/ OFFICE MANAGER

NFI Vermont Cornerstone School in St. Johnsbury is seeking an experienced Administrative Assistant/ Office manager. Candidate should be personable, energetic, detail-oriented and able to multi-task in a busy environment. Computer and phone skills are essential. This position is responsible for reception to the program, processing student intake and discharge paperwork, generating various reports and memos, hiring paperwork, ordering supplies and other adminstrative support. If you are a team player that is eager to help bring fun to the workplace, this is the job for you. If interested please send cover letter and resume to: Bobbie Davis Human Resources Manager PO Box 1415 Williston, VT 05495 By November 20 th EOE

Payroll Outdoor power equipment company is seeking an individual to process payroll through ADP PC/Payroll for Windows and time clocks and handle pay related changes, inquiries, reports and audits. Post payroll and benefit entries into accounting software and handle other general accounting functions as assigned. Pay dependent on experience. Full-time. Must have minimum two years experience with ADP PC/Payroll, be computer literate in MS Office, possess excellent written and verbal communication skills. We offer a competitive salary, a generous benefit package including a 401 (k) plan, professional development opportunities and a convenient location off Route 7 in Vergennes, V T Please apply in person at our main office on Meigs Rd. in Vergennes, or send a resum^ and letter of interest to:

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PO Box 240, H R Dept. SD227 Vergennes, V T 05491 Fax (802) 877-1229 Job Hotline (802) 877-1235 jobs@countryhomeproducts.com www.countryhomeproducts.com

Makers of the original Trimmer/Mower Country Home Products is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Full-time Placement Office Administrator P h o n e s , s c h e d u l i n g , c o m p u t e r skills f o r s m a l l m e d i c a l o f f i c e . Up to $24k. Administrative Assistant P h o n e s , c o m p u t e r projects, f i l i n g , etc. M u l t i - t a s k c a n d i d a t e required. Up to $ 2 6 k . N i g h t Dispatch 3 r d shift position coordinating nationwide delivery with l e a d i n g c o u r i e r service. U p t o $ 2 4 k . C o m p e t i t i v e salaries a n d b e n e f i t s a v a i l a b l e f o r contract a s s i g n m e n t s - call f o r d e t a i l s . Walk-ins welcome at our S. Burlington office Monday - Friday 8 - 5 .

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Colchester School District is seeking qualified applicants for the following positions Malletts Bay School • Long Term Substitute School Nurse (L.P.N, or R.N), immediate opening Colchester H i g h School • Instruction support staff, school year positions, openings in the area of: Employment Assistant Speech & Language Assistant 504 Assistant • Alpine Ski Coach • Assistant Alpine Ski Coach SUBSTITUTES SUBSTITUTES NEEDED FOR SUPPORT STAFF I N C L U D I N G F O O D SERVICE! Detailed information may be obtained by calling our Administrative Office at 651-9410/9412 or by accessing our districts website at www.colchestersd.kl2.vt.us. Interested candidates must submit a cover letter and resume to: Dr. Pamela J. Carnahan, Superintendent P.O. Box 27 Colchester, V T 05446-0027 or email to newtonk@colchester.kl2.vt.us EOE

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Affiliate and Online Advertising Representative Country Home Products seeks an outgoing professional with web affiliate or online sales background to increase online revenue through optimizing our established affiliate program, pursuing new online ventures and partnerships and managing our ranking on search engines. Must like to network, have a desire to surpass goals, have an entrepreneurial spirit and be able to work with a team on a variety of activities. This position reports to the Vice President of Advertising and is a full -time position with benefits. Experience: 2-5 years working with affiliate programs, on-line sales, or other relevant professional web activity. Knowledge of Access a plus. We offer a competitive salary, a generous benefit package including a 401(k) plan, professional development opportunities and a convenient location off Route 7 in Vergennes, VT. Please apply in person at our main office on Meigs Rd. in Vergennes, or send a resume and letter of interest to:

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Responsibilities include: supervision of sports, meals, student activities, weekend outings, small group meetings and student chores. We are looking for a person who has energy, patience, a sense of humor and the desire to help shepherd young people through the challenges of transforming adolescence into adulthood. Female Position; live-in required.

Benefits include: full benefits great combination of independence and support, livable wage and great colleagues. Please send resume to Brady Rostad, Director of Dorms Rock Point School 1 Rock Point Rd. Burlington, V T 05401 Fax: 863-6628 E-mail: bradyrps@hotmail.com For more information about the school, please visit our web site: www.rockpoint.org

Opportunity, Challenge, R e w a r d Rent-a-center provides high quality home furnishing and electronics through 2,300 stores and sen/ice centers across America. After training, our account managers, assistant managers and store managers provide customer service, create sales and manage past due accounts in a competitive, result-oriented retail environment. T e a m Benefits include: • 401k • Medical, Life, Dental, Vision, Disability • 2 weeks paid vacation after 12 months • No Sundays or Holidays • Promotion from within Entry Level A c c o u n t M a n a g e r s : • Solve customer service concerns • Deliver & demonstrate products • Call past due customers • Handle heavy furniture & appliances Asssitant M a n a g e r s (train for leadership): • Share P&L responsibility • Develop and execute sales plans • Follow up on past due account activity • Accept responsibility for store performance Our Store M a n a g e r s Average Over $ 5 0 , 0 0 0 year Bilingual Skills a Plus! Basic Requirements include: HS, college, or equivalent; good communication skills; valid driver's license; handle heavy furniture and appliances. Equal Opportunity Employer and Drug Free Workplace Apply in Person or visit us first at www.rentacenter.com Apply in Person at: • Burlington • Barre • St.Albans • Plattsburgh, NY Locations

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EMPLOYMENT Healing Legacies, a Burlington based, exciting non-profit organization using art to promote education about, and healing from, breast cancer seeks an independent, creative

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The ED will be responsible for increasing the visibility of Healing Legacies and bringing its programs to more Vermonters. Experience in program administration, financial management, public relations, program planning, and grant writing is desirable. As ED you will work with artists, health care professionals, and advocates around the state. Flexible 25 hours a week; perhaps growing to full-time.

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City Market has full-time, part-time, and temporary positions available! Please come by the store and pick up an application from the Customer Service Desk or send your resume to: CITY MARKET 82 S. Winooski Ave. Suite 2 Burlington, V T 05401 STORE SUPERVISOR Looking for a supervisory position? Join the City Market supervisory team and work with a great group of head cashiers, cashiers, and baggers in our Front End. High School degree/GED and supervisory experience or demonstrated leadership skills required. At least two years of retail food service experience required. Nights and weekend hours a must. ASSISTANT G R O C E R Y BUYER If you are detail-oriented and possess display design skills, please apply today! Assist with vendor relations, placing orders, displaying our products and identifying new products. Outstanding customer service skills and ability to lift up to 50 lbs. required. Previous buying experience preferred. STOCKERS/RECEIVER Help bring the food in the door and put it on the shelves! C o m e work in an energetic, fun food store and receive and stock products, keep the store clean, and assist customers with a smile. Must be able to lift 50-80 lbs. Please apply if you like working with a team and are punctual and reliable. Evenings/weekends may be required. Part-time available. CUSTOMER SERVICE/GIFT BASKET ASSISTANT Temporary Holiday Positions!! Join us in providing quality service to customers and assisting with our in-store demonstrations. Assist customers with product questions and product location. Knowledge of food and cooking experience preferred. Full and part-time positions available. CASHIERS Provide excellent customer service with a smile. Cash handling and retail experience preferred. Full- and part-time available. Evenings/weekends may be required. FACILITIES ASSISTANT Keep our store beautiful and ensure that our customers have a place to park! O u r Facilities Assistant provides excellent customer service while monitoring our parking lot and maintaining cleanliness and order in the store. A team player needed with experience working with the public. City Market offers a great work environment as well as fantastic benefits including medical/dental insurance, retirement plan, paid time off, store discount, Credit Union and more! EOE

GODDARD COLLEGE

Accountant / Business O f f i c e Manager You will perform gernral accounting functions with emphasis on f u n d accounting reconciliation and journal entries; oversee collection, investment and disbursement; m a n a g e and maintain electronic programs and data to track budgetary information and to produce reports. Reports to the C F O . Qualifications: B A in Accounting or Finance plus 4 to 5 years o f senior-level accounting experience. F u n d accounting experience a must. Experience in an educational institution is preferred. M u s t have strong communication skills and excellent computer skills, including proficiency in Microsoft Excel. G o d d a r d offers excellent benefits and a tuition benefit for employees and their families. Interested applicants should send resume to: Human Resources Goddard College 123 Pitkin Road Plainfield, V T 05667. or e-mail to: carpenterc@goddard.edu Deadline: November 22, 2002 An equal opportunity, affirmative action employer and educator.

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ASSISTANT CHEF Prepare delicious soups, baked goods, salads and specials for busy quick service restaurant on the College campus, run by our Hospitality Industry Management students. Ensure outstanding food quality and proper sanitation procedures, plan prep lists, participate in training of staff, expand current recipe manual. Requires a creative self-starter with strong culinary skills; employee training experience preferred. Monday - Friday mornings, 25-30 hours/week. Position begins in January. Submit cover letter and resume by D e c e m b e r 1, 2 0 0 2 to: Human Resources P.O. Box 670 Burlington, V T 0 5 4 0 2 fax 802/860-2772 or e-mail HR@champlain.edu EOE

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* Telesales Agents -Average $15-$20/hr - Flexible Schedule - Hourly + Commission + Bonuses - No Experience Necessary - Daytime and Evening Hours - Full Training Provided - Part Time Work for Full Time Pay! • Call Center Supervisor RJO is seeking call center supervisors for varying shifts, position offers salary plus commission and a sales override. Proven sales ability required, and knowledge of timeshare industry, mortgages and direct selling preferred. For M o r e Info o r t o A p p l y , Please Call 8 0 2 - 9 8 5 - 5 8 8 5 —

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T h e Vermont Chapter of the M a r c h of Dimes seeks director responsible for d e v e l o p m e n t and implementation of maternal and child public and professional health education programs, grants and c o m m u n i t y services. Experience forming collaborative partnerships with healthcare agencies, g o v e r n m e n t and c o m m u n i t y groups. Experience w o r k i n g with diverse communities and d e v e l o p i n g volunteers. Excellent organizational, analytical, written and verbal skills. M a s t e r s in public health or equivalent education a n d experience.

Send resum6 to: PO Box 605, Barre, V T 05641

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C a n d i d a t e s will coordinate clinical services in a psycho-educational day treatment setting., and should p o s s e s s strong group treatment skills and experience in a supervisory role. Family-centered approach a must. M a s t e r ' s degree in social work, counseling, psychology.

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Senior Systems Engineer

Competitive Computing

C o m p e t i t i v e C o m p u t i n g , Inc., a l e a d i n g p r o v i d e r o f w e b - b a s e d b u s i n e s s s o l u t i o n s , l o c a t e d in C o l c h e s t e r , V e r m o n t is c u r r e n t l y s e e k i n g a S e n i o r S y s t e m s Engineer. T h e s u c c e s s f u l c a n d i d a t e w i l l b e e x p e r i e n c e d , selfm o t i v a t e d a n d an aggressive learner o f n e w t e c h n o l o g i e s , w h o will i m m e d i a t e l y assist t h e t e a m w i t h c u s t o m e r projects a n d service. R e q u i r e d skills i n c l u d e : W i n d o w s 2 0 0 0 M C S E , A c t i v e Directory Design and Implementation; Technical/Server-Centric;Transaction-based systems; E-commerce; Networking Technologies LAN/Routers/Switching; Security Architecture a n d Auditing/Firewall. Experience: 5 + years o f information technologies (excluding H / W ) ; 2 + years p r o d u c t i o n experience w / W i n d o w s technologies; D e p l o y m e n t of m e d i u m - to large-scale ( 1 0 0 + ) d e s k t o p s , servers, or n e t w o r k s ; Design/implementation o f w e b - b a s e d solutions a n d Client server production operations; BS/MS preferred. C 2 offers a g e n e r o u s b e n e f i t a n d salary p a c k a g e . T h o s e interested s h o u l d s u b m i t a r e s u m e a n d c o v e r letter to:

Human Resources Manager Competitive Computing 354 Mountain View Drive, Suite 400, Colchester, VT 05446 or: Jobs@competitive.com

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W H B W is currently seeking a full-time E d u c a t i o n Coordinator. Responsibilities include conducting educational a n d public a w a r e n e s s p r o g r a m s in t h e c o m m u n i t y t o increase u n d e r s t a n d i n g o f a n d sensitivity t o d o m e s t i c care providers, law e n f o r c e m e n t p e r s o n n e l , s t u d e n t s , prospective volunteers a n d m a n y o t h e r c o m m u n i t y g r o u p s . A m i n i m u m o f a B S W or equivalent e x p e r i e n c e a n d understanding o f d o m e s t i c violence a n d f e m i n i s m is required. Several y e a r s e x p e r i e n c e in teaching a n d / o r public speaking preferred. T o apply, please send a r e s u m e b y 1 2 / 1 t o :

WHBW P 0 Box 1 5 3 5 Burlington, VT 0 5 4 0 2 . People of color, persons with disabilities, GLBT persons, and formerly battered women encouraged to apply. EOE.

Full-Time Program Specialist (Burlington Based) Seeking individual to work within a team setting and to provide support and service coordination to HIV* individuals. Candidates must have life experience and/or working knowledge of HIV/AIDS and work from a non-judgemental, harm reduction model. Knowledge of mental health, housing and substance use issues essential; familiarity with area resources and systems ideal. Must have strong computer skills. Reliable transportation needed. Salary range: $25,000-$27,000; excellent benefits. Send cover letter and resume by December 9 to: Martha Tormey, Program Director, Vermont Cares,

PO Box 5248 Burlington, VT 05402 HIV+ individuals (Uorntn Helping Battered Ulomtn

S t a t e w i d e d i s a b i l i t y r i g h t s o r g a n i z a t i o n is s e e k i n g individual to provide transportation for f e m a l e e m p l o y e e with physical challenges w h o uses a wheelchair to job related activities as n e e d e d . Duties include personal assistance/care, and stand pivot transfer. M u s t h a v e reliable v e h i c l e with valid driver's license and insurance. S o m e

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Send letter of interest and resume to: Director, Cornerstone School, 510 Portland St., St. Johnsbury, VT 05819.

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Mechanic We are looking for a full-time, year round equipment / vehicle mechanic! This position repairs and maintains pumps, compressors, diesel machinery and other equipment with safety and reliability in mind. The ability to diagnose issues and solve problems is a must.

If you are dedicated to doing a g o o d job and are looking to be a part of afun, changing environment, then this job is for you! Sugarbush Resort believes that all of its employees are special and offers several perks. Applicants can apply to: hr@sugarbush.com, or at: Human Resources Sugarbush Resort 2405 Sugarbush Access Road Warren, VT 05674

Vermont Center for Independent Living Public Relations Specialist 20-30 hours per week/ Montpelier Office Statewide disability rights organization seeking detailed oriented individual to assist Dev./PR Coordinator with Public Relations activities. Requires strong communication skills, ability to work as part of a team; experience with grant management, public speaking, special events and other fundraising activities. Must have strong computer skills for producing publications and competence with word processing and database applications; excellent writing skills and problem solving ability. Knowledge of ASL helpful. Come join our team! Resume and cover letter by Nov. 22, 2002 to Personnel Coordinator, Vermont Center for Independent Living, n East State St., Montpelier, VT 05602. VCIL is an equal opportunity and affirmative action employer. We provide reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of persons with disabilities.


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The Dr. Peters Society

Adorable one-year-old needs full-time, experienced and loving nanny. Come play, laugh and read stories. Hours generally 7:30am6:00pm. Salary negotiable. Must have own car. Call (802) 233-5199.

seeks flexible, part-time, motivated independent contractor to develop a plan for increasing access to dental care within Addison County. Dental or medical background & systems understanding important; computer skills required. Application deadline Nov. 22nd. For information call Peg Martin, 3 8 8 - 7 6 9 7

P a r t - t i m e H o m e Providers Seeking a couple in a committed relationship (one member could have employment) to join a dynamic and skilled team providing therapeutic support and care to a developmental^ disabled adolescent young woman with emotional and behavioral challenges. Receive a generous, tax-free stipend for providing a supportive home environment on an as-needed basis. Most of your work with this young lady would occur during evening and weekend hours. Flexibility and availability to be on-call a must. Hone your clinical skills, and train with the best! C o n t a c t Liz S m i t h of H o w a r d C o m m u n i t y Services at 8656196 for m o r e information or to apply.

Companion Needed Woman in Essex apartment needs overnight/weekend assistance with personal care, daily living activities, social events and dining out. Wheelchair accessible van available for transportation. Generous stipend.

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Apply Today! Check us out online at www.smuggs.com/jobs for a listing of our current Employment Opportunities & Job Fair information or call 1-888-754-7684!

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As the Production Manager you will be responsible for planning, organizing, scheduling, and directing the activities of the in-house production staff. Additional responsibilities include: • running weekly status meetings • serving as client liaison • performing traffic management duties for clients • creating or modifying tracking/logging spreadsheets • tracking billable items • proofreading O u r ideal candidate will have a m i n i m u m of 2 years of related experience, strong leadership, organizational, and communication skills, be M A C proficient, ( M S Word/Excel & the Internet, Q u a r k Xpress, PhotoShop, Illustrator, and Adobe Acrobat) be able to multi-task and prioritize, and most important, be able to make us to laugh when the pressure is on! Experience in the publishing industry and ability to read Spanish is a plus.

• We offer a casual work environment and a competitive compensation and benefits package, which includes wellness days and flex-time. Please send your resume to lauriesaffi@creativepagesinc.com, fax to 802-253-9674, or send to: Creative Pages, Inc. 699 South Main Street Stowe, V T 05672. Creative Pages, Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Employer

Ashgate Publishing Company, an international academic book publisher is seeking an enthusiastic and motivated team member to join our marketing department. The entry-level job opening is in our Burlington, VT office.

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Ashgate attends many academic conferences throughout North America and requires a person with strong initiative to organize our book exhibits at these meetings. The position requires excellent written and oral skills as well as superior administrative and organizational abilities. Other helpful skills include an attention to detail, and the ability to prioritize and work proactively and independently. Applicants should have experience with Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel and Filemaker Pro. At least two years' office experience is required. Ashgate offers an excellent working environment with a competitive benefits package. To apply, please send a cover letter and resume to: A s h g a t e Publishing C o m p a n y Suite 420, 101 Cherry Street Burlington, V T 05401-4405 Fax: (802) 865-7847 E-mail: conf@ashgate.com

JOHNSON, STATE COLLEGE Part-Time Faculty For S p r i n g 2 0 0 3 Semester johnson State College announces anticipated vacancies for part-time teaching assignments in the following courses or disciplines: National Parks & Wilderness Mgt Intro to General Chemistry Science Methods Cross Country Skiing Photography I Concert Choir

Toxic & Solid Waste Mgt. Physics II Step Aerobics Individual, Dual, Lifetime Activities Advanced Photography

Minimum Requirement: Master's degree in the appropriate academic discipline. Send a letter of interest, resume and list of three references to:

Jean Reynolds Academic Dean's Office Johnson State College 337 College Hill Johnson, VT 05656 e-mail:

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CARETAKER LOVING, ENERGETIC CARETAKER SOUGHT FOR MY IS-MONTH-OLD DAUGHTER. NEEDED TWO FULL WEEKDAYS AND THREE WEEKDAY AFTERNOONS/EVENINGS FOR 3 0 - 4 0 HOURS PER WEEK. COMPETITIVE AND NEGOTIABLE SALARY BASED ON EXPERIENCE. PAID VACATIONS INCLUDED; OTHER BENEFITS A POSSIBILITY FOR THE RIGHT MATCH. O N E YEAR COMMITMENT MINIMUM. 598-6246

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The Vermont League of Cities and Towns (VLCT) seeks a Staff Attorney for its Local Government Services Division. VLCT is a statewide membership association of all the cities and towns and Vermont The Staff Attorney provides appointed and elected officials with legal services such as consultation, research and written advisory opinions. The Staff Attorney is also responsible for presenting workshops, developing handbooks and delivering education programs to local officials.

Candidates should be able to work as part of a team, establish and maintain effective professional relationships H U M A N RESOURCES and should possess impeccable research and presentation 89 M A I N STREET, S U I T E 4 skills. Admission to the Vermont Bar is required. MONTPELIER, VERMONT Experience in municipal law and/or personnel and 05602-2948 employment law is desirable. F A X : (802) 229-221 I

The hiring range for the position is $40,000-$46,000, depending on qualifications and includes a competitive SEARCH@VLCT.ORG W I T H benefits package. A complete job description is available "STAFF ATTORNEY" AS at www.vlctorg. Interested candidates should send a SUBJECT LINE. cover letter, resume and names/telephone numbers of three references to: OR EMAIL TO: JOB-

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DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR The Peace & Justice Center (PJC) is now hiring a 24hour per week part-time DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR. Responsibilities include: researching, writing and managing grants; maintaining a comprehensive and accurate database of donors; identifying and researching new prospects as potential supporters of the PJC; and developing and implementing a public relations strategy. Qualifications include: Three years of fundraising or equivalent experience. Must have the ability to work well with a diverse constituency and staff, be self-motivated and creative, work well under pressure and be able to handle several projects at one time. Excellent writing and interpersonal skills a must, as is a commitment to social change. Computer literacy also required; previous database management preferred. Competitive salary, plus pro-rated benefits. Please send resume, cover letter, and salary requirements to:

P J C , 2 1 C h u r c h St. Burlington V T 0 5 4 0 1 by D e c e m b e r 2 n d The PJC is an Equal Opportunity Employer. People of color are especially encouraged to apply.

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Resident Outreach Coordinator

Farsi/Dari Interpreter Needed immediately!

Northgate Apartments in Burlington, VT seeks a dynamic and knowledgeable addition to its Resident's Association staff. The Resident Outreach Coordinator (ROC) is responsible for coordinating and organizing social services and referrals for Northgate residents. ROC will work closely with residents regarding issues that impact our community's quality of life, including but not limited to: conflict resolution, neighborhood watch, housing programs, health services referrals, parent workshops, etc. ROC will coordinate, set deadlines for, publish, and distribute monthly Newsletter. ROC will actively participate in Regional and Statewide Coordinators networks and trainings. ROC will be responsible to identify and assess community needs and enact a program to meet those needs.

Call for complete job descriptions or send letter/resume by November 18.

Applicants should hold a Bachelor's degree in related field and at least 2 years experience working in human services. Interested applicants should send letter of interest, resume, and 2 letters of recommendation by November 15th to:

Employment Counselor Bi-lingual, energetic, focus on job upgrades, 20 hours/week 1 ESL Coordinator/Teacher MATESL, experienced, bi-lingual, 20 hours/week

VRRP 1700 Hegeman Avenue Colchester, V T 05446 655-1963.

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Assemble craft, wood items. Materials provided. Up to $480/wk. Free info package 24 hours. Call 801-428-4614. CAR SHARING FANATIC: P/T

entrepreneur needed to launch Zipcar in Burlington. Responsibilities include marketing and car stuff. Some nights/weekends. Call Larry 617-5968617. See www.zipcar.com. EARN INCOME WORKING f r o m

home. $500-$ 1500 P/T, $2500 + F/T. Local Business Mentors: Chad & Tonya Pearson. For FREE booklet: Call 888-447-6280 or visit www.GetWealthToday.com.

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Telecaster Bass. Natural wood finish, hard-shell case. $1200/0B0. 862-7609. YAMAHA E M X 6 2 0 PA: 6 chan-

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Rock working band. Call 802247-6990. Brandon/ Middlebury area.

swamp, blues, and hillbilly roots seeks guitar and keyboardist. Looking for team players with realistic attitudes. Solid rhythm, harmony, solo skills and a tasty tube-driven sound. Try outs begin immediately. Call Jack 425-4761 or Steve 879-9661. Please respond with your favorite old R&B, Stones, Evan Johns, Dick Dale, Hank Williams, Albert Collins, and Southern Culture songs. GUITARIST AND D R U M M E R

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NEED Synth and Bassist to complete live act. CD is finished and packaged, rehearsals immediately, gig twice a month. Singing, chops, and pro attitude a must. Jack, 253-7885 or Peter, 496-3166 for interview. Practice in Waterbury area. J A C K , B R U C E AND STEVE

WINWOOD wanted for rockblues-funk band. Must be committed, creative, fun-loving. Call Roger at 802-863-9787. MOODCIRCUS, an instrumental quartet, seeks fifth. Could be a sax or bass or guitar. We have dozens of original tunes with influences like Carla Bley, Raymond Scott, Sun Ra. and Eric Satie. Call Bob, 8635385 or Ero, 864-7740.

band! Dynamic blues/soul vocalist and harp player, and first-rate lead/slide guitar player seek energized Burlingtonarea band or rhythm section for some hard-edged but soulful blues-rock. We're ego free, flexible, talented, fun and ready to rumble. Call Bryan before 9 p.m. at 658-1357. WILLIAMSTOWN AREA METAL

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• music instruct. GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sklar/ Grippo, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individua-lized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/ levels. CaH Rick Belford at 8658353. SAXOPHONE L E S S O N S : A l l

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(1) through ( 5 0 3 ) As written. ( 5 0 4 ) On the west side of So. Willard Street, 2 0 ft. to the north and 12 f t . to the south of the driveway for 4 2 5 So. Willard Street. ( 5 0 5 ) On the west side of So. Willard Street, 2 0 ft. to the north and 12 f t . to the south of the driveway area between 4 2 9 and 4 3 9 So. Willard Street. ( 5 0 6 ) On the west side of So. Willard Street, 2 0 ft. to the north of the driveway for 4 4 3 So. Willard Street. ( 5 0 7 ) On the west side of So. Willard Street, for 3 0 ft. on both sides of Tower Terrace.

RESOLVED by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows:

State of Vermont WATER RESOURCES BOARD

(15) Persons under the age of twelve (12) years shall not be allowed in an off-leash area without the accompaniment of someone at least eighteen (18) years of age. Adopted 9 / 2 3 / 0 2 ; Published 11/13/02; Effective: 1 2 / 0 4 / 0 2

NOTICE OF APPEAL AND PREHEARING CONFERENCE RE: CCCH Stormwater Discharge Permits Authority: Docket No. W Q - 0 2 - 1 1 10 V.S.A. § 1269

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS RESOLVED by the City Council of the City of Burlington as follows: That Sec. 7 of Appendix C, Rules of Traffic Commission of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington, Vermont is hereby amended to read as follows: .

Adopted 9 / 2 3 / 0 2 ; Published 1 1 / 1 3 / 0 2 ; Effective: 1 2 / 0 4 / 0 2 * Material underlined added.

That Appendix D, Rules, Regulations of the Parks and Recreation Department are amended by adding a new subsection (15) to Sec. 7(C) to read as follows:

Sec. 7. No parking areas.

No persons shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations:

On September 2 3 , 2 0 0 2 , the Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC), Agency of Natural Resources (ANR) issued ANR Permits # 1 - 1 5 5 6 and 1 - 1 5 5 7 (Discharge Permits) to the Vermont Agency of Transportation (VTrans), Attn: Richard J. Ranaldo, P.E., Special Projects Unit, 2 0 Kimball Ave., Suite 3 0 3 N , South Burlington, VT 0 5 4 0 3 - 6 8 0 5 (Permittee). Discharge Permit # 1 - 1 5 5 6 authorizes the Permittee to discharge stormwater runoff from the proposed Chittenden County Circumferential Highway

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(CCCH) (Winooski River and Redmond Creek watersheds segment/Construction Segment B, and portion of construction Segment A) to the Winooski River, unnamed tributaries to the Winooski River and Redmond Creek and Discharge Permit # 1 - 1 5 5 7 authorizes the discharge of stormwater runoff from the proposed CCCH (Allen Brook watershed segment/portion of Construction Segment A) to Allen Brook and unnamed tributaries to Allen Brook, all waters of the State. On October 18, 2 0 0 2 , Conservation law Foundation (CLF) and Friends of the Earth (FOE) appealed the Discharge Permits to the Water Resources Board (Board). CLF is represented by Mark Sinclair, Esq., CLF, 15 East State Street, Montpelier, VT 0 5 6 0 2 . FOE is represented by Brian Dunkiel, Esq., Shems Dunkiel & Kassel, PLLC, 8 7 College Street, Burlington, VT 0 5 4 0 1 . This appeal was timely filed pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 1 2 6 9 and docketed as indicated above. There were no cross appeals. Accordingly, the Board's Chair will convene a prehearing conference for the purpose of meeting with representatives of CLF, FOE, VTrans, ANR, and any other statutory parties or persons interested in the appeal to clarify the issues in dispute, to identify any preliminary issues, to determine party status, to set a schedule for filings, and to take such other actions otherwise necessary to prepare for a hearing on the merits. See Water Resources Board Procedural Rule (WBR) 2 8 (eff. Jan 1, 2 0 0 2 ) . The prehearing conference with respect to the above-referenced matters will be held on Monday, December 2, 2 0 0 2 , at 9 : 3 0 a.m. at the Board's Conference Room in the National Life Records Center Building, Montpelier, Vermont.

Those persons seeking to participate as parties in this appeal shall file written notices of appearance and requests for party status not later than 4 : 3 0 p.m., Monday, November 2 5 , 2 0 0 2 , and attend the prehearing conference prepared to identify issues, proposed witnesses, and exhibits to be presented. See WBR.Rules 2 5 and 2 7 . Those who are not able to attend the prehearing conference, and who wish to participate as parties, must notify the Board in writing not later than 4 : 3 0 p.m., Monday, November 2 5 , 2 0 0 2 , of their intentions to appear at the hearing, their reasons for seeking party status, the issues they intend to address, and the witnesses and exhibits they intend t o present. Furthermore, those persons or entities not identified in WBR 2 5 ( B ) ( l ) - ( 5 ) who will be petitioning the Board for party status should be prepared in their written filings to discuss each of the requirements for intervention as set forth in WBR 2 5 (A) ( l ) - ( 3 ) ; (B)(6)(8); and/or (C), as appropriate. The Chair will consider the requests for party status and will memorialize party status and other rulings in a written prehearing conference report and order, which shall be binding on all persons who receive this notice, whether or not they attend the prehearing conference. Any person who does not notify the Board of his/her intention to participate in the appeal as required above, will be presumed to have waived rights to further notice and may be excluded by the Board from participating in this proceeding. Any questions or filings regarding the above-referenced appeals should be directed to the Board through its assigned counsel, Kristina L. Bielenberg, Esq., Associate General Counsel, Water Resources Board, National Life Records Center Building, Drawer 2 0 , Montpelier, VT 05620-3201 (802-8285443).

The Board's office is located just off of Exit 8 from 1-89. Turn right at the first set of lights onto National Life Drive. The Records Center Building, a building separate from the main National Life buildings, is at the extreme easterly end of the National Life parking area. Copies of Board Rules of Procedure and Vermont Water Quality Standards are available on the web at http://state.vt.us/wtrboard or in hard copy for a nominal cost by calling ( 8 0 2 ) 8 2 8 - 2 8 7 0 . Dated at Montpelier, Vermont, this 6 t h day of November,

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SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK, 1 9 9 6 , a u t o . , includes all o f the stuff. 1 0 4 K miles. Priced to sell. $ 5 9 5 0 . 4 3 4 - 5 7 9 8 . SUBARU OUTBACK, 1 9 9 8 , A W D wagon, 5 s p d . , A / C , power windows & mirrors, cruise, A B S . 6 4 K miles, 4 snows. R u n s excellent. Wellmaintained. $ 1 2 , 3 0 0 / 0 B 0 . 223-1495.

LE Sport Utility, 4 dr., beige/tan, V6/3.3L, 5 spd., 4WD, 34,326 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, dual front air bags.

Best Price, $18,980 Call Shearer Pontiac 802-658-1212 TOYOTA CELICA ST, 1 9 9 2 , auto, A / C , A M / F M / C D , spoiler, sunroof, alarm, pinstripes, dark red. Very sharp a n d wellm a i n t a i n e d . 1 0 6 K miles, great m p g . A s k i n g $ 3 2 0 0 . A s k for Roger at 4 2 5 - 4 9 9 7 . TOYOTA COROLLA CE, 2 0 0 1 , sedan, 4 d r . , silver, 4 cyl/1 - 8 L , a u t o . , F W D . 3 4 , 1 9 0 miles, A / C , P S , A M / F M cass., dual front air bags. Best price, $ 9 9 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

Burlington & Richmond Commuter L o t To: Montpelier M o n t h l y Fare: $90 Work Hours: 7:30-4:15pm C o n t a c t : Carl B o h l e n Phone: 828-5215

R I C H M O N D t o B E R L I N . I a m looking t o share driving M - F , some flexibility, 7 : 3 0 am - 4 p m . ( 4 0 5 1 6 ) BURLINGTON to BURLINGOTN I am looking f o r a ride from North A v e . t o Fletcher A l l e n , 3 p m - 1 1 : 3 0 pm. (40452) B U R L I N G T O N to ESSEX I am looking f o r a ride M - F , 7 a m - 5 pm. (40472)

TOYOTA TERCEL EZ, 1 9 8 8 , hatchback, gray, standard, 9 5 K miles, inspected through February. Mechanically great. N e e d s body work. $ 5 0 0 . 863-3726.

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802-658-1212 VOLVO 7 4 0 GlE, 1 9 8 7 , no rust. R u n s well. High mileage. N e w tires and winters. $ 7 5 0 . Call 864-5460.

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802-658-1212 VW JETTA GLS, 1 9 9 8 , s e d a n , 4 d r . , green, 4 - c y l / 2 . 0 L , 5 s p d . , F W D . 5 2 , 3 2 1 miles, A / C , P S , P W , P L , cruise, A M / F M cass., dual front air bags, flip-up roof. Best price, $ 9 9 9 6 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. , VW 3ETTA GLS, 2 0 0 0 , blue, 4 c y l / 2 . 0 L , engine, m a n u a l shift, P L , P W , power mirrors, cruise control. Leather, moon roof, alloy wheels, cassette, C D , p r e m i u m sound. 4 all-season tires a n d 4 studded winter tires. 3 7 K miles. A s k i n g $ 1 3 , 9 0 0 / 0 B 0 . Todd, 8 7 8 8 5 1 4 x49.

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E S S E X J C T t o W I L L S T 0 N . I work M - F from 9 am - 5 p m . ( 4 0 5 4 2 )

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• trucks

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VANPOOL RIDERS WANTED

VW VANAGON, 1 9 8 0 , Westfalia Camper. N e w tires. A w n i n g , gas heater. G o o d condition in/out. $2850. 948-2189.

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TOYOTA COROLLA VE, 2 0 0 0 , sedan, 4 d r . , white, 4 c y l / 1 . 8 L , auto., F W D . 4 3 , 5 9 9 miles, A / C , P S , A M / F M cass., dual front air bags. Best price, $ 8 9 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

S. B U R L I N G T O N to M O N T P E L I E R I am looking t o share driving M - T h , 7 : 1 5 am-5 pm. (40497) M I L T O N t o C O L C H E S T E R . I am looking t o share driving from Poor Farm Rd t o corner o f Depot and East R d . W, T h , F, 7 : 3 0 - 5 , some flexibility. ( 4 0 0 3 2 ) B U R L I N G T O N t o H I N E S B U R G . I am looking t o share driving, 8 a . m . - 4 p . m . , b u t c a n work 9 a . m . - 5 p . m . instead. ( 4 0 4 8 9 )

C O L C H E S T E R t o B U R L I N G T O N . I am looking for a ride M - F , 9 or 1 0 a . m . u n i t l t h e evening. Slightly flexible. (40491) C O L C H E S T E R t o S. B A R R E . I am looking t o share driving, M - F , 8 : 3 0 a . m . 4:30 p . m . (40498) R I C H M O N D t o S . B U R L I N G T O N . I am looking t o share a commute, M, W, T h , F, 8 a . m . - 5 p . m . ( 4 0 5 2 7 ) U N D E R H I L L t o S T O W E . I am looking t o share driving, M - F , flexible times. (40552) B U R L I N G T O N t o WATERBURY. I am looking t o share a commute, M , W, F, various times, some flexibility. ( 4 0 5 5 4 ) E S S E X t o W I N D S O R . I a m looking t o shar e driving, T, W, T h , very flexible hours. (40555)

FORD F 2 5 0 , 1 9 9 9 , Super Duty X L T , ext. cab, black/silver twotone paint with custom graphics, 1 2 C D changer with remote, AM/FM/cass., loaded, power doors/windows, bedliner, cruise, tilt. 5 5 K miles. $ 1 8 , 4 9 5 . Call Vik 8 0 2 - 7 6 9 - 9 1 0 3 . FORD RANGER, 2 0 0 1 , super cab, 4 d r . , blue, V 6 / 3 . 0 L , a u t o . , 2 W D . 1 7 , 8 2 0 miles, X L T , A / C , P S , P W , P L , cruise, A M / F M / C D , dual front air bags, A B S , sliding rear w i n dow, bed liner. Best price, $ 1 2 , 9 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . VW BUS WESTFALIA/CAMPER, 1 9 7 5 , mechanically sound, body has rust but repairable. $ 7 7 5 / O B O . 8 8 8 - 6 9 1 4 after 6 p . m .

• motorcycles BMW: Great first bike: 1 9 9 9 F - 6 5 0 , b l a c k , lowered, h e a t ed grips, accessory o u t l e t , 3 h a r d b a g s , e x p a n d a b l e tank bag, nearly n e w tires, always serviced by Lester. 1 9 , 2 0 0 miles. T h i s is a great holiday gift for a partner w h o ' s been m a k i n g noises a b o u t their own motorcycle! $ 5 9 0 0 . Call 8 0 2 - 8 2 8 - 5 4 3 4 days/home 802-889-3417.

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CHEVROLET BLAZER, 2 0 0 0 , sport utility, 4 d r . , black, V 6 / 4 . 3 L , auto., 4 W D . 2 4 , 3 1 8 miles, L T , A / C , P S , P W , P L , cruise, A M / F M / C D , dual front air bags, wide tires. Best price, $ 1 6 , 9 0 0 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1 9 9 8 , manual 5 s p d . , 4 W D , 4 d r . , black with grey interior. J u s t turned 5 0 K miles. Exceptional condition. $ 1 1 , 9 0 0 . 8 9 9 - 2 8 9 2 or djparenteau@att.net for more info. PONTIAC AZTEK, 2 0 0 2 , sport utility, 4 d r . , beige/tan, V 6 / 3 . 4 L , auto., A W D . 1 6 , 2 1 4 miles, A / C , P S , P W , P L , cruise, A M / F M / C D cass., front/side air bags, A B S . Best price, $ 1 8 , 9 6 0 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . TOYOTA RAV4, 2 0 0 1 , 4 W D , silver, manual 5 s p d . , 3 0 K miles (highway), A / C , radio/cass./CD, cruise, P L , P S , P W , rear window defroster/wiper, tinted glass. Excellent condition. $17,990. 802-859-0792.

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PLYMOUTH VOYAGER SE, 2 0 0 0 , m i n i v a n , silver, V 6 / 3 . 3 L , auto., F W D . 3 3 , 5 1 0 miles, second sliding door, 7 passenger, A / C , P S , P W , P L , cruise, A M / F M / C D cass., dual front air bags. Best price, $ 1 1 , 9 9 0 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . PONTIAC MONTANA, 2 0 0 2 , ext. minivan 4 dr., white, auto., F W D . 2 8 , 0 2 3 miles, 7 passenger seating, A/C, rear air, P S , P W , P L , cruise, A M / F M / C D cass., quad seating, dual front air bags. Best price, $ 1 7 , 9 9 0 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 -

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• space wanted

CASH: Sold Real Estate a n d receiving payments on a mortgage and note? I'll pay you cash for your remaining payments. Frank, 8 0 2 - 4 6 2 - 2 5 5 2 .

NEED TO RENT garage or barn space for boat storage a n d repair through the spring. 862-5120.

• office space

BURLINGTON Office space avail 12/1 in quiet, historic building. Fteifect for health practitioners or anyone needing to work in quiet Dog friendly. $390/mo.( inclusive. 802-865-2444

BURLINGTON: Downtown two-room bright office on second floor. Parking included. Newly renovated. 4 1 Main S t . $ 7 7 5 / m o . Call 2 2 9 - 5 7 4 7 .

SOUTH BURLINGTON Exquisite suites in historic building. M service office center w/free parking, receptionist, phone answering and more. Lakeiwood Executive Offioe Center 1233 Shelburne Rd. 802-658-9697 BURLINGTON WATERFRONT: Awesome space. Cool people. Main Street L a n d i n g . Call Melinda, 8 6 4 - 7 9 9 9 . DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACES for rent overlooking C h u r c h S t . Clean, spacious, quiet, phone, fax, lockable, possible internet. Perfect for independent professionals. $ 2 0 0 - 3 0 0 / m o . 496-5255.

• space for rent ART COLLECTIVE: L o o k i n g for new m e m b e r to share studio and cost. Call T h e G r e e n Door Studio at 6 5 8 - 0 3 0 7 . BURLINGTON: L o o k i n g to share m y photography studio/office space in Downtown. 3 0 0 - 7 0 0 sq. f t . for you. $ 2 7 5 - $ 3 5 0 / m o . Architect? Graphic Designer? Web Designer? S o m e t h i n g else? Call 8 6 0 - 4 6 6 8 . CHARLOTTE: Bright, studio/art space, 1 4 x 3 0 in second story post and beam barn, shared bath, use of cold storage space also available. M u s t see! $ 2 5 0 / m o . -k heat. 425-3737. GLASS BLOWING STUDIO has space available for rent. $ 1 0 0 / m o . + electric. Call Amanda a n d M o o n at 865-9681. MIDDLEBURY: N e w retail space for lease. C h a r m i n g 1 8 1 0 cottage with excellent parking flow, centrally located across from S h a w ' s supermarket. 1 0 0 0 ± sq. f t . Avail. N o v . 51500. 8 0 2 - 4 2 5 - 5 0 0 0 .

for BURLINGTON: 1 - b e d r o o m a p t . , hdwd floors, lots of sunlight, off-street parking. Walking distance to d o w n t o w n . Avail, i m m e d . $ 7 0 0 / m o . + utils. 863-1728. BURLINGTON: 1 - b e d r o o m , S t . Paul S t . Hdwd/tile, paint. N o parking. Avail. m i d - N o v . $ 7 0 0 / m o . + utils. S o u t h E n d , 1 - b e d r o o m , hdwd/tile, lots of closet space, off-street parking, laundry. Avail, i m m e d . $ 7 5 0 / m o . + utils. 2 - b e d r o o m , hdwd floors, off-street parking, laundry. Avail. D e c . $ 8 5 0 / m o . + utils. Call 6 5 5 - 5 5 1 7 . BURLINGTON: 2 - b e d r o o m a p t . W/D hookups, wood floors, fenced-in yard, porch, gas heat. Pets O K . Avail. 1 1 / 1 5 . $ 9 0 0 / m o . + utils. 8 6 5 - 8 0 9 0 . BURLINGTON: 2 - b e d r o o m , d o w n t o w n , h d w d floors. Avail. 1 / 1 . $ 8 5 0 / m o . , incl. heat. 863-1277. BURLINGTON: 2 - b e d r o o m or 1/1-office, Maple & S . Winooski. Great location. Lots of storage, parking, utils. incl., bus line, upstairs. Avail. 1 2 / 1 5 . $ 7 0 0 / m o . Call Paul 860-7393. BURLINGTON: 2/3-bedroom above Penny C l u s e , 1 7 1 Cherry S t . 9 8 5 - 5 8 5 0 . BURLINGTON: 3 - b e d r o o m , 1 1 0 0 s q . f t . , in Lakeside on bike path, near Oakledge Park. In the process of renovation, new wiring/insulation/sheet rock, new hdwd floor. W / D , gas heat and H W . N o smoking/ pets. Avail. 1 2 / 1 . $ 1 2 0 0 / m o . + utils. 6 5 8 - 2 5 7 8 . BURLINGTON: 4 - b e d r o o m a p t . on Colchester A v e . Parking, coin-op laundry. Avail. 1 2 / 1 . Take over lease until the e n d of M a y . $ 1 0 5 0 / m o . + utils. 802-373-2486. BURLINGTON: 9 4 Grant S t . 1 bedroom a p t . P v t . entrance, porch, storage, heat a n d parking included. N o pets. Avail. 12/1. $725/mo. 863-3305. BURLINGTON: Central, quiet 2 - b e d r o o m . Parking a n d laun- dry avail. $ 7 5 0 / m o . Call 8 0 2 860-1172. BURLINGTON: D o w n t o w n , cozy 2 - b e d r o o m in quiet, safe neighborhood. Off-street parking, W / D , shared porch. Convenient yet private location. N o pets. Avail. 1 1 / 1 2 . $875/mo. 658-4579. BURLINGTON: Efficiency, 1 & 2 bedrooms. G a s heat, o f f street parking. Close to U V M and d o w n t o w n . Avail, now. $ 5 5 0 - $ 9 0 0 / m o . Call 864-4449. BURLINGTON: N . C h a m p l a i n S t . 1 - b e d r o o m , gas heat, parking. N o pets. $ 5 5 0 / m o . + utils. 8 6 3 - 4 6 3 4 . BURLINGTON: N i c e 1 - b e d room; Converse C t . , second floor, off-street parking. N o pets/smoking. Includes heat. Avail. 1 2 / 1 . $ 5 6 0 / m o . Refs. checked. 8 9 3 - 6 5 3 0 . BURLINGTON: N o r t h E n d , 1 bedroom a p t . w/porch. O f f street parking, coin washer, some storage. L o o k i n g for a quiet t e n a n t . Great location. Avail. 1 2 / 1 . $ 6 2 5 / m o . + low utils. Call 8 6 3 - 2 1 6 4 . BURLINGTON: S . U n i o n S t . , cute, furnished 1 - b e d r o o m . Quiet neighborhood, walk to d o w n t o w n , off-street parking. N o pets. $ 5 0 0 / m o . , incl. heat. 8 6 2 - 0 9 3 0 , leave message. BURLINGTON: S p a c i o u s 2 bedroom a p t . S e c o n d floor, porch, parking, large kitchen. N o smoking/pets. Avail. 1 2 / 1 5 . $ 7 7 5 / m o . + utils. 658-8727. CHARLOTTE: 2 - b e d r o o m a p t . avail. D e c . Spacious, large yard, W / D hookups, basement. Propane heat. $ 7 5 0 / m o . + utils. 8 6 2 - 1 1 4 8 .

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COLCHESTER: D u p l e x , 2 - b e d room off R t . 2 A , separate d i n ing room or d e n , gas heat & H W , storage, W / D , parking & yard. Pets O K . $ 1 0 5 0 / m o . + utils. 8 7 8 - 3 5 5 0 . COLCHESTER VILLAGE: Pierre A p a r t m e n t s , economical living. Clean 1 - b e d r o o m , utils. included, ample parking. 1 0 mins. to Essex J e t . , 1 5 mins. to Burlington. N o pets. $615/mo. 879-3836. ESSEX JUNCTION: D u p l e x , 2 bedrooms + d e n , 1 . 5 baths, garage, gas heat & H W , parking, all appliances included. 1 4 0 0 sq. f t . , clean, private. Avail. 1 2 / 1 . $ 1 1 0 0 / m o . + utils. 8 7 2 - 8 6 6 8 .

S. BURLINGTON: N e w l y renovated, clean, quiet, spacious 2 - b e d r o o m . W / D , car port, plenty of storage. N o pets/ smoking. Avail. A S A P . $ 1 0 0 0 / m o . + utils. 8 7 2 - 0 8 6 8 . S. BURLINGTON: U n i q u e situation. E x c h a n g e rent/utils./cable for front desk position, M - F , 5 - 8 : 1 5 a . m . , gym/tanning m e m b e r s h i p , W / D use. 6 m o n t h lease. Large efficiency with spacious closet, vaulted ceiling. Q u i e t individual. N o smoking/pets. Call 3 4 3 - 6 8 5 7 or 8 6 5 - 3 0 6 8 . S. HERO: 3 - b e d r o o m s , lots o f space, one car garage, walk to lake. Avail, now. $ 1 2 0 0 / m o . + utils. 3 7 2 - 9 5 1 3 .

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ESSEX JUNCTION Colonial, cedar-sided. Outstanding open floor plan. Exquisite hdwd floors, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 2 fireplaces, 2 decks, finished family room & 2+ car garage. Admission $5. $227,000 878-7247

PRIME LOCATION

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 4.5 bath townhome. Lake, mountain, garden, views, gas/HW heat. Tile, wood, carpet, fireplace, garage underneath, pool, tennis. Perfect move-in condition. 2300 sq. ft. Very private. $207,500. 985-3662.

• housemates SHELBURNE

Imagine watching the sunset every night from your cozy living room. 2-bedroom apt. on the lake. Bright, roomy kitchen and a 2-room bath for sharing. No pets/smoking. $1275/mo. Heat, lawn care and snow plowing included. Located on a pvt. dead-end street. Call Sundance Property Services 802-893-2348

HUNTINGTON: Mountainside 2 - 3 bedroom, each with pvt. bath, wood stove, oil heat. N e x t to V A S T Trail, 1 5 m i n s . from M a d River G l e n . N o pets/smoking. Winter lease than m o n t h - t o - m o n t h . Avail. 1 2 / 1 . $ 8 0 0 / m o . + Otils. 434-7650. LINCOLN: School house for rent. 1-bedroom, serene location boarding river. 8 0 2 - 4 5 3 - 5 7 8 2 . MILTON: 2-bedroom farmhouse apt. Eat-in kitchen, large bathroom, parking, laundry, H W included. Located in historic district. N o pets/smoking. Call 3 1 0 - 1 8 3 8 , Laura or Cory. MILTON: M o b i l e h o m e , 2 - b e d room on p v t . lot. N e w l y renov a t e d , W / D h o o k u p , close t o interstate. G a s heat, N o pets. $ 7 5 0 / m o . + utils. 802-527-3994. MORETOWN: U n i q u e 1 - b e d room w/loft, river view, garden, yard, large d e c k , h d w d floors, gas heat. E a s y 4 5 m i n s . to Burlington. Recreation opportunities. A v a i l , i m m e d . or 1 1 / 1 . $ 7 5 0 / m o . + utils. R e f s . req. 8 0 2 - 4 9 6 - 3 9 8 0 . MORETOWN VILLAGE: 2 or 3 bedroom cape with gas heat, skylights, wood stove h o o k u p , river view, large yard, large kitchen, b a s e m e n t . $1200/mo. 802-496-3980 N. FERRISBURG: 4 - b e d r o o m f a r m h o u s e , looking for roomm a t e . 2 0 m i n s . t o Burlington. Bright a n d sunny, easygoing roommates. $ 4 2 5 / m o . + heat. 985-5865. S. BURLINGTON: 2 - b e d r o o m townhouse. Completely upgraded, n e w appliances/ carpeting/paint, gas heat. N o smoking/pets. Avail, i m m e d . $ 9 0 0 / m o . + utils. 802-658-2273.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. Offstreet parking. Avail. Dec. $700/mo. + utils. Call 6 5 5 - 5 5 1 7 . WINOOSKI: Large 2 - b e d r o o m apt. Full b a t h , p v t . porch, new carpet. Avail, i m m e d . $ 8 2 5 / m o . + utils. 4 2 5 - 2 1 5 7 . WINOOSKI: Sunny, 3-bedroom apt. Great location, spacious bedrooms, close to bus stop, deck with river view, nice neighborhood. $ 9 0 0 / m o . 6 5 5 - 1 5 3 7 .

• room for rent BRISTOL/LINCOLN: R o o m avail, in cozy 2 - b e d r o o m log cabin. Furnished/unfurnished bedroom. 5 m o n t h s ( D e c . 1 5 / J a n . 1 through J u n e 1 ) . N o n s m o k i n g . $ 3 7 5 / m o . , incl. utils. except phone. 4 5 3 7 1 7 7 , leave m s g . WINOOSKI: G r a d s t u d e n t . N e w , clean, large 1 4 x 1 7 semistudio. Refrigerator, microwave, separate entrance. N o n s m o k i n g , quiet, no pets. $ 4 0 0 / m o . + deposit a n d refs. Call 6 5 5 - 5 4 4 8 . WINOOSKI/COLCHESTER: H u g e f a r m h o u s e , p v t . room, cable h o o k - u p , big country kitchen, bus line. $35/daily. $ 1 6 5 / w e e k l y . Maggie's I n n , 2 7 7 E a s t Allen S t . 3 2 4 - 7 3 8 8 or 8 6 4 - 6 4 1 1 . Reasonable European Lodging.

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QUIET, AND kind person seeking room or section o f f a r m h o u s e t o rent starting 1 2 / 1 . Within a range o f $ 3 0 0 - 3 5 0 / m o . Will work to lower rent. A s k for Trevor, 2 0 7 - 9 8 5 - 2 9 2 3 .

ALL AREAS, ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos a n d m a p s . F i n d your r o o m m a t e with a click of t h e mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 2 5 + , quiet person to share clean 2-bedroom apt. with 3 0 Y O M . 5 m i n . walk to downtown. Lease required until 5 / 3 1 / 0 3 . $ 4 2 5 / m o . + 1/2 utils. 6 5 2 - 2 4 4 8 . BURLINGTON: 3 - b e d r o o m a p t . , looking for third r o o m m a t e . Prof. pref. 5 m i n . walk to downtown/bike path/waterfront. W / D , partially f u r n i s h e d , D W , off-street parking, back yard. $ 4 3 5 / m o . + 1 / 3 utils. Pat, 8 6 4 - 3 4 5 5 . BURLINGTON: F r o o m m a t e wanted to share large 3 - b e d - ' room a p t . N e a r d o w n t o w n , o f f street parking. N o pets/smoking. $ 4 5 0 / m o . + utils. Call 7 3 4 - 6 4 1 2 after 8 p . m . BURLINGTON: F t o share 2 b e d r o o m a p t . L i v i n g room, kitchen, W / D . Avail. D e c . / J a n . $ 4 5 0 / m o . + gas & electric. Call 7 3 4 - 3 8 0 2 . BURLINGTON: G r e a t location. Near downtown. Liberal, openm i n d e d r o o m m a t e to share 2 bedroom a p t . Off-street parking, quiet neighborhood. N o smoking/pets. Avail, i m m e d . $400/mo. + 1/2 dep. Wayne, 863-4253. BURLINGTON: H o u s e o n L a k e C h a m p l a i n , Q u e e n City P a r k . 1 0 m i n s . from d o w n t o w n . G o o d , k i n d , liberal people only. $ 5 0 0 / m o . + utils. Truly a m u s t see! 2 3 8 - 8 4 2 5 . BURLINGTON: H o u s e m a t e needed for funky, lakeside h o u s e i n Q u e e n City Park. N e x t to R e d Rocks a n d bike path. Fireplace, sunset views, N o dogs. $ 4 7 5 / m o . 9 5 1 - 1 1 3 1 . BURLINGTON: R o o m m a t e w a n t e d for 3 - b e d r o o m d o w n town a p t . Avail. 1 2 / 1 . L e a s e term ends in J u n e with option for renewal. $ 4 1 6 / m o . , incl. heat/HW. Call 8 6 4 - 3 9 3 3 if interested. BURLINGTON: S e e k i n g f u n , easy-going prof. F to share 2 bedroom h o m e close t o d o w n t o w n . H d w d floors, W / D , yard, off-street parking. A v a i l . 1 / 0 3 . $650/mo. Heather 3 6 3 - 7 4 7 4 - . BURLINGTON: S o u t h E n d , 2 or 3 eco-friendly h o u s e m a t e s for 3 - b e d r o o m a p t . M u s t like dogs b u t not have o n e . W / D , back/front yards. A v a i l , now. $ 4 0 0 / m o . + d e p . + utils. 859-3417.

BURLINGTON: T h r e e y o u n g profs, seek r o o m m a t e for new N o r t h E n d h o m e . P v t . beach, big yard a n d d e c k . D e c May/June. $400/mo. + 1/4 utils. Call J e n 6 5 1 - 9 7 2 6 . BURLINGTON: Two young, work hard, play hard profs, seeking roommate. 3 - b e d r o o m a p t . , 3 blocks from D o w n t o w n , parking. Avail. 1 2 / 1 . $ 4 0 0 / m o . + utils. Call 8 6 5 - 1 2 3 5 . BURLINGTON: Y o u n g , prof, seeks prof ./grad. t o share beautiful Hill Section home. H d w d floors, W/D, off-street parking. $ 5 0 0 / m o . Call 8 5 9 - 1 5 8 2 . ESSEX CENTER: M / F prof, t o share 2 - b e d r o o m . N o pets/smoking. $ 3 8 0 / m o . + utils. Call Craig at 8 7 2 - 2 6 6 6 . HUNTINGTON: 2/3-bedroom country house, yard, garden, garage. F u n , relaxing scene. Sorry, no more pets, 2 dogs and horses provided. $ 3 0 0 $ 5 0 0 / m o . + utils. 4 3 4 - 3 7 1 8 . MONKTON: Large unfurnished bedroom in small house. Quiet country setting, garden space, N o pets. $ 4 0 0 / m o . + utils. + dep. 4 8 2 - 7 3 1 8 , leave message. N. FERRISBURG: 4 - b e d r o o m farmhouse, looking for roomm a t e . 2 0 mins. to Burlington. Bright a n d sunny, easygoing roommates. $ 4 2 5 / m o . + heat. 985-5865. RICHMOND: R o o m m a t e wanted to share 3 - b e d r o o m house. M/F, m a t u r e , prof./grad. student. N o smoking/pets. W / D , garage, nice neighborhood and land with deck/garden. Walkable to downtown Richmond. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call for P a m , 4 3 4 - 8 5 3 1 . S. BURLINGTON: B i g fenced yard, spacious house, barn. P a t c h e n R d . Close to F A H C . S e e k i n g grad/prof. r o o m m a t e . Pets negotiable. $ 5 8 5 / m o . , incl. utils. Call Sara 8 6 2 4 0 5 0 eves. S. BURLINGTON: C l e a n , responsible, o p e n - m i n d e d M / F to share beautiful stone castle on Williston R d . Close to d o w n t o w n , large rooms, full b a s e m e n t , W / D , D W , pet a n d good vibes. O n e person or couple. R e n t negotiable. Call 238-6843. S. BURLINGTON: T w o roommates needed in 4 - b e d r o o m house. 1 / 1 - 7 / 3 1 . Parking, W / D , new building, peaceful and respectful. $365/'mo. N o deposit. Call Carrie or Shannon 8 6 4 - 1 9 7 2 .

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All real estate advertising in ttiis newspaper is subject to tt>e Fedeial Fair Housing Act of 1968 and simBar Vermont statutes which make it Mega! to advertise any preference. limitations, or discrimination based on race, colot religion. sex national origin, sexual orientation, age. marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an Intention to make any such preference. limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is In violation of the law. Our readers are hereby Informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels he or she has encountered discrimination should contact the: HUD Office of Fair Housing 10 Causeway Street. Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617)565-5309 or Vermont Human Rights Commission. 135 State Street. Drawer 33 Montpellet VT 05633-6301 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480


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LOVINGKINDNESS MASSAGE THERAPY specializing in relief for the back & shoulders. Also giving tringgerpoint release and reflexology. Treat yourself or a friend! Call B e t h , C M T , 324-7440. MOONLIGHT MASSAGE: J o u r n e y into the realms of relaxation. Therapeutic massage for m e n . E v e n i n g a p p o i n t m e n t s only. Available in the comfort and privacy of your h o m e or hotel. Contact Owen, 8 0 2 - 3 5 5 - 5 2 4 7 , moonlightmassage.com. THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE SERVICES/MYOTHERAPY: Relief and pain erasure for chronic, recurring, nagging pain: neck, back, shoulder, carpal t u n n e l , tendonitis, headaches, sciatica. Certified Therapist, 1 1 years. 8 0 2 - 2 8 8 - 1 0 9 3 , Williston (near Taft Corners).

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BEYOND SURVIVAL: A selfhelp support group for w o m e n healing from childhood sexual abuse. Tuesdays, 6 : 3 0 p . m . 7 : 3 0 p.m. 658-3198. WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: L o o k i n g for persons interested in f o r m i n g a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 6 5 6 - 3 2 8 0 .

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ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): If

o n e male a n d one female, holding

yard, which keeps m e chronically

m a g i c spell equaling anything y o u

the future fan o u t before m e as one

you are an unevolved Aries, there's a

hands as they gaze into a reflection

pissed off, a n d that makes it pretty

c o u l d learn in a s h a m a n i c initiation

by o n e I discard the cards in my

chance you will gravitate toward the

o f the m o o n on a river.

hard to concentrate on carrying out

or b o o k o f wizardry. T h i s a m u s i n g

h a n d . " A n d what if you don't have a

CANCER (June 21-July 2 2 ) :

the uplifting suggestions you give in

truth is now your secret w e a p o n ,

diary? Please find s o m e other way to

your horoscopes. — Seething Virgo

Scorpio. I urge y o u to experiment

express the surge o f liberatingly lone-

in Iowa."

with it freely. J u s t to cover all your

ly, creatively destructive, convulsively

bases, y o u might also want to mess

t r i u m p h a n t novelty that'll be roaring

archetype o f the hot-tempered, bareknuckled, street-fighting hooligan in the c o m i n g weeks. I f you are an

In the centuries after Christ died,

evolved R a m , on the other hand,

several varieties o f Christianity c o m -

you'll probably s m a s h a mental

peted for ascendancy. O n e ultimately

backyard a n d act like a gopher. D i g

a r o u n d with the silver rule, formulat-

through you.

block, topple a rotting idol or

triumphed, and its followers g o t to

in the dirt like you were born to d o

ed by m y reader Liza L: D o u n t o

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.

D e a r Seething: G o out in your

destroy a parasitical hallucination.

decide which o f his teachings w o u l d

it. R i p up a hundred holes. G e t

others as you w o u l d d o u n t o your

And what if you're somewhere in

be included in the orthodox canon

totally filthy. I guarantee the gophers

between the unevolved and evolved

new convertible sports car that you

and which wouldn't. " I f you bring

types? Whether you take the ignoble

will leave. A n d if there are any other

b o u g h t at the apex o f your mid-life

forth what is within y o u , " said Jesus

or noble path will all depend on

kinds o f pests you want to banish

crisis to attract an innocent w h o

in o n e o f the gems the church

that are unresponsive to your deepest

what you really, really want to do.

from your life, try a similar

fathers excluded as heretical, "what

shares your sexual orientation.

desires? S o o n e r or later, I'll talk you

approach. Learn their ways.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov.

o u t o f that little delusion. T h e divine

TAURUS (Apr. 2 0 - M a y 2 0 ) :

you bring forth will save you. If you

You won't have a nervous breakdown in the c o m i n g week, Taurus. W h a t happens may have the intensity o f that experience, but in reverse. You can expect something like a relaxing eruption o f p r o f o u n d gratification; or a rapid-fire series o f insights that leads you to a cathartic integration; or a sudden confluence o f several

d o not bring forth what is within you, what you d o n o t bring forth will destroy y o u . " T h i s exhortation, a blend o f sweet potion and kick-ass medicine, is your perfect f o o d for thought this week, Cancerian. I'll a d d this corollary as a chaser: T o bring forth what's within you, you'll almost certainly have to be a bit heretical.

beneficent trends, resulting in an

Empathize with them. See the world

18): Still afraid that life is a random

h o d g e p o d g e o f meaningless events

interventions c o m i n g your way this

as they do. T h e i r power over you

2 2 - D e c . 2 1 ) : Back in 1 9 9 9 , I b o u g h t

week s h o u l d help a lot; I d o u b t

will magically fade.

a luxurious bed for myself a n d m y

you'll be able to sustain your skepti-

LIBRA (Sept. 2 3 - O c t . 2 2 ) :

new girlfriend. Later, when we broke

cism a b o u t life's inherent goodness

Scavenger H u n t time, Libra! Here

up, the bed b e c a m e a symbol o f love

in the face o f so m u c h catalytic help.

g o n e b a d a n d I couldn't stand to

You m a y even m a k e progress on

are the first items on your list: a

keep it around. Alas, no charitable

another o n e o f the pet projects I

l a m p s h a d e painted with a scene o f

organization w o u l d accept it as a

h o p e to interest you in: learning how

dogs playing poker, a b o o k on astrol-

donation — it was too d a m n big —

f u n it is to change yourself in order

o g y that quotes G o e t h e a n d T.S.

so I decided to haul it to the d u m p

to cash in o n your g o o d luck.

Eliot, a jigsaw puzzle o f the S h r o u d

in m y p i c k u p truck. A s I idled

o f Turin, a n d a breath freshener

behind a line o f cars at the entrance,

glued into a collage by an artist c o m -

a guy walked up, knocked on m y

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 2 0 ) :

window, a n d asked if he could take

recover themselves and c o m e out o f

almost shockingly beautiful healing.

L E O

T h i n k you can handle this m u c h

fan o f regular purification. I believe

m e m o r a t i n g her high school days.

blessing?

every o n e o f us should periodically

O n c e you exercise your intuition

the bed o f f my hands. H e and his

time, a n d taste their native immortal

GEMINI ( M a y 2 1 - J u n e 2 0 ) :

shake ourselves free f r o m the grip o f

muscles scrounging a r o u n d for that

pregnant wife had m a n a g e d to score

air." S o said essayist Ralph W a l d o

stale habits and rotting karma. M y

stuff (even if you don't find any o f

a rental h o m e after being homeless

E m e r s o n , a n d now I'm passing it on

In the wake o f the alienating experi-

m e t h o d does not, however, revolve

it), you'll be w a r m e d u p for the sec-

for a year, a n d m y bed w o u l d be

to you just in time for your season of

ences you've had recently, G e m i n i , I

a r o u n d ordeals o f self-denial.

o n d level o f the hunt — the more

their first piece o f furniture.

transcendence. In the c o m i n g weeks,

think you need to reunify yourself.

Instead, I prefer to instigate purifica-

important metaphorical phase. T h e

Overjoyed at m y g o o d luck, I drove

Pisces, you'll be continually inspired

Here are a few ideas, drawn f r o m an

tion through rituals o f liberation.

items on that list: o n e o f your valu-

it to their new digs. A n d that's how I

to rise above situations that might

a n o n y m o u s author's unpublished

W o u l d you consider this approach,

able assets that has fallen into d i s u s e ; 1

turned m y sad old baggage into a

have dragged you d o w n at other

manual called "Self-Love W i t h o u t

Leo? If so, close yourself d o w n to

a neglected talent that needs more

bright, beautiful gift. I predict that

times. You'll find it relatively easy to

Apology." 1. H a v e two trusted c o m -

influences that d e m e a n your spirit

training; a n d a clue about how to

you, Sagittarius, will soon have an

excuse yourself f r o m your monkey

analogous opportunity.

mind's endless chatter. Lowest-com-^ m o n d e n o m i n a t o r s won't seduce

(July 23-Aug. 2 2 ) : I'm a big

"I invite men drenched in time to

panions simultaneously whisper

a n d lower your energy, even as you

resurrect a pleasure that has g o n e to

sweet praise, o n e in each o f your

open yourself u p to people and

seed.

SCORPIO ( O c t . 2 3 - N o v .

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-

you; unconscious ruts won't ensnare

J a n . 19): If you keep a diary, you'll

you; inferior motivations won't distract you. I'll leave you with a fur-

ears. 2. Write "I a m complete" with

adventures that stoke your excite-

your d o m i n a n t hand as you use the

m e n t a b o u t being alive. N o t h i n g will

other hand to draw a picture o f

cleanse you m o r e efficiently.

2 1 ) : I believe that following the

have g o o d reasons to pack it with

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 2 2 ) :

golden rule is not just a virtuous way

five times as m u c h testimony as

ther tip, courtesy o f the poet R u m i :

to live, but also the best way to

usual in the c o m i n g weeks. T o set

" W h a t I want is to leap out o f this

" D e a r Dr. Brezsny: What's a g o o d

ensure the success o f your selfish

the tone, p u t this p o e m by L . S .

personality/And then sit apart from

while singing your favorite lullaby. 4 .

way to get rid o f gophers? They're

goals. " D o unto others as you w o u l d

A s e k o f f at the top o f the first page:

the leaping — / I ' v e lived t o o long

Visualize two versions o f yourself,

constantly ripping holes in m y back-

have them d o unto y o u " is a potent

"Flying solo above the flames, I see

where I can be reached." ®

yourself wearing a crown. 3. Surround yourself with mirrors a n d kiss yourself o n the lips 11 times

ACROSS 52 Joyce's 1 Fleet land 7 Implore 54 Transfer temporarily 10 Comics' 56 Exploded "Andy —" 60 " E n —!" 14 In the lead 62 Maffia or 19 Laughed Downey loudly 20 Ivy Leaguer 63 G o w n 21 Jai — * part 22 Sibelius' 66 S e e 1 1 3 Triste" Across 23 Start of a 6 7 — roll remark by 69 Made wine J o a n St. divine Onge 7 2 Actress 24 Paving Remini material 7 3 Envelope 25 Picnic abbr. spoiler 7 4 Part 3 of 26 Shocked remark 2 7 Susan of 81 T V ' s " L . A . Law" "People — 28 Forsake Funny" 31 — -di-dah 82 Humorist 33 Chihuahua Bombeck relative 83 Young or 34 — Valley, Diamond CA 84 Dallas coll. 36 Aparicio or 85 Beak Alvarez 86 R e a d y 38 Least partner relaxed 88 N e w Jersey 41 Part 2 of team remark 91 Happen 4 7 Nigerian next city 95 Sale 48 E v e n if, stipulation informally 9 7 Smeltery 49 J u d d refuse Hirsch 99 Profit sitcom 1 0 0 Baseball's 50 Arafat's grp. Bucky 51 Profess 101 Owns

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SEMI-RETIRED P R O F . , E A R L Y 6o'S, DIVORCING. Seeking NS lady of charm to settle in with. Lady of varied interest and outdoor activities. Must love to cuddle.4333 SEMI-CULTURED, OUTGOING, GOOD-LOOKING, post-middle age, very solvent, artistic, gentleman widower. Nice home. Looking for same type lady, who enjoys travel, spontaneity. Not a prude, sincere, appreciates full life. Written reply gets special attention. I promise to respond. 4331 A B O V E A V E R A G E BY A L L C O U N T S . H A P P Y , successful and not looking forward to winter alone. ISO exquisite woman to share living and adventure. Life is only what we nurture it with. Us: Passionate, attentive, ready for the new.4328 T H E FACTS: S , 56 Y O , C O L L E G E E D U C A T E D , self-employed, smoke a little but do not drink, s'7" and weigh 150 lbs. Kids have left the roost. Never really had much time to get involved before. Consider myself a "nice guy." The rest I can explain over dinner! 4317 R E M E M B E R FALLING INTO S T R O N G ARMS in front of a fire? Fall into mine. SWPM, NS, 4oish, 6', fit and attractive. Likes cultural and physical activities. Emotionally literate, willing to take risks. If this makes you feel warm inside, call me.43o8

T H E L O V E Y O U G E T IS E Q U A L T O T H E L O V E you give, 4oish, 5*9", 150 lbs., youthful, proportionate, engaging, open-minded, appealing. Likes outdoor activities, travel, laughing, adventure, sunsets, photography, bad weather, life. Seeking 40-something women for travelmate and good times.4451

A W O N D E R F U L G U Y : S W M , 29, 5*11-, B L U E eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call.4304

FUN-LOVING, M E L L O W BUT INTENSE M seeks F, for 420 friendship and more. Sunsets, woods, mountain streams, windy ridges, tall trees, moonlit ski, wood stove comfort, island escape, energy, movement, stillness and quiet. Don't postpone joy.4447 HONEST, HARDWORKING DWM, SEEKS SWF, 35-45, to share life's tender moments. Must be able to step outside the box! 4442 H A R D W O R K I N G S W M , 4 4 , NS/ND, ECLECTIC tastes seeks S/D F, 37-44, who is beautiful, bright, happy, loving, realistic and loves the country life. 4439 Y O U T H F U L L O O K I N G 18 Y O . S P I R I T U A L L Y Aquarius ISO 18-20 YO, who loves the ocean, taking walks or just snuggling. 4436

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47 Y O , LOOKING FOR HONEST & RT, OLDfashioned country gal with no expiration date on her yet. I'm 5 ' n " tall and a solid 170 lbs. I look 35, like pasta, music, sports, pets, kids and wear my cowboy boots in bed (spurs off of course! Wink) 4303

V E R Y A D V E N T U R O U S , V E R Y Y O U N G 36 Y O . j S W M , 33, NS, L O V E S KIDS. LIKES T O G O O U T Educated, self-employed, political junky. Very ! to bars, crazy about NFL, WWF, movies, racathletic with youthful good-looks. I love hik- 1 ing. ISO SWF, 25-40, NS, who loves kids and ing, cross-country/alpine/telemark skiing, cof- 1 likes to have fun. LTR. 4404 fee/tea-time philosophizing by the wood I WRITE M Y D R E A M S , ACT IN P L A Y S , HIKE, stove, sun-filled mornings, moon and starlit play ice hockey, play guitar, sing, take bicycle nights. Seeking a similar F for fun and com- ! journeys, loathe Bush, and laugh a lot. Lithe, panionship without limits. 4417 winsome book reader, SM, 40, seeiks fit, smiling SF, 30-40, who laughs readily. 4339

BEST GIRL DESIRED, 25-45. L O O K I N G F O R FUN, fit, athletic, loving, passionate, loyalty for lifelong soulmate, SWM looking for LTR with a special girl who wants to be treated as a princess in every way possible in and out of the bedroom. Call soon. 4236 ISO F U N . O P E N - M I N D E D , IMAGINATIVE A N D adventurous hippie chick, who enjoys getting lots of attention, tattoos and piercings welcome. Enjoys the outdoors, travel, making home movies, cats. Friends, possibly more. ND, smoker OK.4230

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TRAVEL MATE DESIRED, 40ISH, 5'9", 150 lbs., youthful, proportionate, engaging, openminded, appealing. Likes outdoor activities, travel, laughing, adventure, sunsets, photography, music, anything. Seeking women in her 40's for fun times in the Burlington area and beyond. Call for more info. 3995 I'M 47 YO. I DONT HAVE A CAR. I DONT have a lot of money. I'm a caring individual who can offer you everything that money can't buy. Pta hooked on skiing and all outdoor activities. Please call me. Let's ski together. 3987

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GWM, 32, SEEKS CARING GUY TO SNUGGLE UP WITH in this cold weather. Looking for a younger guy to hang out with, workout with, go out with, make out with. Fit, intelligent and romantic seeking same. First timers welcome. 4441

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IN THE WOODS IS PERPETUAL YOUTH. THERE the currents of the universal being circulate through me. I am the lover of uncontained and immortal beauty. NS, middle aged, runner, writer, artist, tutor, wishes to meet free spirit for nature all meditation.3892

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GWF. 37 YO, LOOKING FOR LTR BUT FRIENDship first. Ages 28-45, sense of humor and honesty a must. Likes the outdoors, cuddling, socializing with friends or quiet times at home. 3984 THE GARDENING SEASON IS WINDING DOWN. Now I have time for personal ads. SF, 25, laughing landscaper ISO NS/ND, twentysomething, SF for fall foliage viewing, apple pick. ing and hearty soup eating.3890

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ADVENTUROUS, EASY-GOING. ROMANTIC Long walks, sunsets, snuggling on a cold winters' night. Looking for SWPF, 35-42, NS, no kids, who enjoys being pampered and spoiled. Me: Handsome, honest, caring, try just about anything. You: The same qualities.4203

OPEN-MINDED, MAWM, 50ISH, ATHLETIC, loves to amuse and be amused, idealistic ISO like minded F for undefined adventure. Likes: Life's pleasures, outdoors, biking, skiing, water, food, fun. 4021

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LOOKING TO MEET NEW FRIENDS. AVERAGE DWM would like to meet average D/S, WF, 40+, for lunch, conversation. Not into bar scene. Call and let's see what happens. Who knows? 3891 ATTN: MISS RIGHT! DWM, 28. LETS SHARE day trips, campfire cookouts, country sunrises, drive-ins, picking seashells at dusk, family time, funny stories, a surprise dinner, random acts of affection, shopping, more! An honest, trusting, fun-loving heart, seeking same. Friends first.3887 THE PERFECT WOMAN: SWEET, SENSUAL, sexy blue-eyed angel. Seeks to please: A little naughty but nice, refined & unpretentious, 40-50ish. For her: Handsome, romantic, down-to-earth, athletic, successful, adventurist. Enjoys healthy living, nature, theater, the finer things in life. 3870 DWM, 40, GOOD-LOOKING, KIND, ACTIVE.. Looking for F, 35-45, to spend time with." ND/NA.3861

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ELLIE, FORMERLY OF 1 0 4 . 7 , PLEASE CALL! We met at the airport, had lunch at Stone Soup. You forgot to tell me how to get ahold of you. Your friend John. 3882

FRI., 10/11.10:30:1 HEARD YOUR GIGGLE WHILE crossing Pearl St., near the Beverage. I wanted to greet you, but you were driving. Did your laugh emerge for the reason I think it did? 4082 MON., 10/7, MUDDY WATERS: DRINKING TEA. You: Beautiful dreadlocked man in black pea coat. You know I was watching you and can't wait anymore. I want to dance with you! Old Jawbone/Manifest costume ball? Call me! 4020 FRI., 10/11, BROOKS DRUG: ATTRACTIVE, blonde. Me: Silver Jeep, blue dress shirt, tie. Our eyes met several times. You seemed interested. I said hi! Let's meet! 4017 EVERYDAY I DRIVE BY WANTING TO STOP and talk with you but it's kind of hard due to circumstances. You have the greatest smile. I would love to get together with you. Signed Little White Car. 3985

WAS I DREAMING WHEN I MADE CONTACT with the studious, curly-haired brunette while sipping Muddy coffee on a Sunday morning, admiring what came with the blue Rhode Island sweatshirt and grey sweat pants? Pinch me-tell me I wasn't. 3982

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MON., 10/7: WE TRADED SMILES IN THE MESsage center parking lot. You with your German Shepherd. Me with my guitar. I would like to see your smile again. 3983

FRI., 10/11, RI-RA'S, CORNER OF BAR: YOU: Very friendly F, started conversation with me (shy guy). Talked about work (driving). You with boyfriend? Had a nice time talking, didn't introduce myself. Talk some more? Thank you for the coke. Drive safely!4108

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SAT., IQ/05, METRONOME: YOU: ADORABLE, ponytailed blonde, F with rolled-up jeans and a U.S. Post Office shirt. Me: Tall, redhead, M, who should have told you how unique and beautiful you are. 3971

WED. NIGHT, HIGHER GROUND: WE PLAYED two games of pool. Found you adorable and would love to meet again. I think your name was David? 4096

10/2, LIBRARY: YOU LEFT WITH MORE THAN the Outdoor magazines, you atso took my heart. You: Hot dreadie boy. Me: Long hair at the computer. New in town and interested in hangin' with the likes of you. 3966

10/17: YOU: CUTE, SINGIN* AND WRAPPIN' burrito guy. Me: In a "New World." "Check me out" anytime, cause I think you're sexy too. Next time I'd love to take you and the burrito home with me! 4095

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